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jennykadry: G
Gucci (Hubby buys me this brand and I thank him naked )

Ha ha, am lovin that

easy: good watches you have here. Where did you buy your watches? I need a new watch like the one you have in the first and second pictures though I prefer white background.

Bought the Rolex in Schippol Airport, all the rest in Singapore.
The only Rolex that I know of with a white face is the the Daytona Chronograph
Hope that helps.

Ishilove,

So, I am too old, got a beer belly, am skinny, colonial attitude?, need Jesus?

Thanks for your input,

much Love & Peace,

KeVin.

Wanted for immediate arrest:
Statistics
Sex: Male - Yes
Age: 29 and above - 46
Height: 6ft3 and above - 6' 3" or 193cm if u prefer
Body Build: athletic - not quite - more medium, but did I say I am 6' 3" tall?
Weight: 93Kg and above - 98Kg
Character:very smart, easy going, mischievous and fun - All of those and more, I've got skills I cannot speak of.
intimate orientation: straight, adventurous and crazy - Straight (The ladyboy in Thailand was more about being adventurous & crazy)
Marital status: very single Very single
Name: u tell me Kevin (please note, it is Kevin and NOT KeLvin).

Now then, how does that grab you?

There are some real "Low-life's" on this forum.
God only knows how some men can sleep at night.

chiboy1928: Hy ladies am a graduate,good looking and lite skin all I need is a good job and accomodation,if u are a lady out they single and want to settle down help me out wit a job and accomodation and the rest will be history contact me on BB 22AFBC88.

You aint gonna like this but here goes anyway,
No woman is going to take you up on this,
You are a man, so therefore you are a provider,
Women want to feel protected and looked after,
they want a man who can stand on his own two feet,
i'm sorry but you sound pathetic, you really do.

Well I know of two methods to determine if a woman is a witch:

1 tie her hands and throw her into a pond, if she sinks she is innocent, if she floats she is a witch.
2 burn her at the stake, if she screams she is a witch, if she does not she is innocent.

Has she ever turned into a cat? does she always take a broom with her when she leaves the house? Watch for those subtle indicators.

good luck
WB

I would rather play doctors and nurses

I am a regular visitor to Singapore,
Quite a place, good food, good city, pretty girlz.
Humidity is normally around 80%

PEACE,
WB

Perhaps you are simply crap between the sheets

PEACE,
WB

Beneff,
Thats a good question.
In my experience, it is a polite gesture, a cultural thing.
In Indonesia, after people greet each other they often say "sudah makan" which means have you eaten?
Of course they have been through some rough times in that country so asking somebody if they have eaten may well be a custom which stems back to those hard times when eating really was considered a privillige. Its always nice to be concerned about another person and asking if they have eaten shows you care. It is also a nice way to start a conversation as previously stated by other members.

PEACE,
WB

Toasting a woman starts long before you approach her and start to speak. There are several stages which you can go through the first is eye contact.
if you see a woman you like accross a room, stand up straight but relax, hold your head up, it conveys confidence. Women like a confident man, but not overconfident, thats a turn off for them and dont be a slouch,

first thing you need to do is make eye contact. look at her periodically but do not stare, this will put her off. when you make eye contact you need to hold your gaze,
chances are she will look directly at you for a half second and then turn away,
you need to hold your gaze, if she likes the look of you, she will look back again more or less immediately and this time for a slightly longer moment. now look her directly in the eye and let a warm smile break accross your face, if she smiles back it will be brief then she will look away again or start talking to her companion. she has subconsciously assessed that you are interested in her and is letting you know that she may be available.

start talking to your friend beside you but keep looking at her occasionally and notice what she is doing, if she looks over again, lock into that gaze and smile broader. keep the eye contact and say to yourself over and over in your mind "go on, give me a big smile" this does 2 things, it will boost your confidence and more importantly it will also make you ever so slightly nod your head slowly and repeatedly in agreement to what you are thinking. if it is subtle enough she will notice it subconsciously and it will encourage her to think, hey, he's not bad looking and he appears quite confident and he likes me. it will make her think you have something to say that is worth listening to.

If she is interested in you and would welcome your approach, the next thing she will likely do is start playing with her hair, running her fingers through it or slightly brushing it back. She is giving out 2 signals here, the first is that she is drawing your attention to her beautiful hair, she wants you to notice. the second is she is moving her hair away from her face so that you can see more of her beauty. All of these things are subconscious gestures which women do in the quest to find a mate so learn to recognise and interpret the NVC's after all when we communicate, approximately 60% of information is passed through NVC's but we normally pick this up subconsciously.

Now you need to make your move. when she looks at you again start to walk directly towards her, head up and back straight. maintain eye contact right up until the point where you are in front of her, dont get too close at first and breathe easy or you will get tense. Even breathing and methodical thinking is the key to remaining calm in any stressful situation. As you arrive in front of her you can break off the eye contact and look down slightly for a half a second (notice her shoes, make a quick mental note of colour, style etc you can use this in conversation later) before breaking into that smile and slowly lifting your head to fix that eye contact again whilst smiling. To her psyche, this will make you look a little shy and she will warm to you as her mother instincts will kick in just for a split second. When a woman goes through all of these natural emotions, she becomes receptive.

now break the ice and say something simple, do not use crappy chat up lines and do not call her babe or baby she will think you are a player, keep it simple and honest, one thing women love in a man is: honesty. All you need to say is "hi there, i noticed you from accross the room and just had to come and say hello" slowly offer out your hand and when you take hers in yours, say "Im (your name)" thats it, nothing more, let her speak....
do not immediately go into how pleased you are to meet her, let her tell you her name.
As she tells you her name hold her hand and smile and you better bloody remember it.

Now you can let her hand go and then tell her how pleased you are to meet her......

i will continue with the rest later.

Omo Alata: It's also racist for a white man to call a black man/boy, "BOI"

White guys call each other Boys (usually collective). Especially in Ireland and some places of England.
I made the mistake of saying "Alright Boys" in greeting 2 of my Naija men colleagues and I could immediately sense the hurt, Later I made catfish pepper soup and we all got pissed and had a good laugh.

r231: White people

really?

Sapphire86: Think like a man but act lyk a woman in other words U NEED TO LEAVE DAT MODAF**KER ALONE.

Thats the spirit, right there...
I just luv a strong minded woman

PMSL Thats a great story, I gotta tell ya, she sounds like a great laugh,

Maybe she's a victim of "MK ULTRA" and you unknowingly gave her the "trigger" word or perhaps it was the shirt you were wearing which sent her into one

emteecve: i wear a fossil mechanical watch

I do like that, very nice timepiece.