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And the unqualified are here !!! Well it's gov. That cause it they won't pay them and strike will turn to holiday a won weere

RoyalBlak007:
Where if i may ask..

from SW

how can we spot dose wu are not searching nko !!! So that guys won't fall into dirty slap or embarasment

Guys and excuse ..... Since st.Valentine death they started it mtchhhhh

RoyalBlak007:
Bur yur from the East?

no Sir

Stevebamdex:
I see vision to you my dear,I see you carrying a new born baby by this time next year and I see myself as the father of the baby

dreaming like Josep but u can't be Joseph

hkidola00:
hehehe, u sabi me

because u insult me

hkidola00:
really so sorry for u

u don modify my post continue


It is in your DNA or u inherit it? I mean to insult people and change their words

I hate to insult people but....wanna ask some questions so NLers dont land on me o oya op


"is this what u used your academic life to study and make research on ?


Are u that jobless ?

Is your dick small?

Do u practice all u wrote up there?

RoyalBlak007:
Is ur name among dos listed to get pregnant?

nooo na Igbo name full there and I am not an ibo

Does who comment above na "woobish " dem say

RoyalBlak007:
Baptised in a dam.....what culd be more wicked?.ok lets settle for "stylishly wicked"

bro no be ordinary dam I mean kanji dam

This is the third stupid guy post on NL today ask our fore fathers

RoyalBlak007:
Wicked!

wicked bawoo am not wicked @ all o

asadike:
Pls ask Oduduwa to remove his cap, he is in d presence of d lord.

he's not odua 'a. don't be a mumu

Op !!! Chai God heal this bro

U need baptise in kanji dam bro

The rewards are this sir : decrease in naira value

Electricity bill increase

Paying rent bill in aso rock(to who? )

130naira feeding fee for prisoners


Kerosene litre amount increase
And lot more .......I just hate politicians especially "awon ole alagbada " but I love politics

Sir are u fasting to get a gal ? But it's not bad ..u should have a partner in courtship with and have interest in .... Been in courtship would allow know the gal better now u are not ready bro one year courtship I don't think is enough

I help a young gal with her homework on Monday I was surprise to the crazy questions her mother was asking on tuesday when i came back from dad ... Office Have given him some excuse to return home because he was too busy can't discuss with him ..i can't fight his agent nor his P.A . as i was walking home i met the gal's mother the woman accuse me of teaching her daughter rubbish she said " tosin u tried but couldn't expect this ,this things is too simple" she show me the pics on Monday before packing the gal books inside her bag ! Check out this out when I ....into the gal's school early this morning
. the principal was so sorry and ready to employ me as a teacher but got lot of excuse travelling out and schooling stuff but am not so good in english I told her (then I was free after 2hours) . .the mother was later smiling but I was worried if the girl teacher could be sack or not because when I saw her (she was a secondary school holder) ..I made some prove


Check this out if am wrong:

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I have no knowledges or information whatsoever about antique furnitures and jewelleries. -

I have no knowledge or information whatsoever about antique furniture and jewellery.

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Master Bruce kept five fish in the pond.

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But he had no idea how household equipment worked. (Equipments)

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He made a quick note on a piece of paper he’d found in his pocket.(papers)


We can’t have a picnic here. I want green grass and hopping hares.(grasses)

I don’t believe in the single European currency.


She didn’t have transportation, so she decided to hitch-hike.(transportations)

What shall we do with our luggage while we’re chasing butterflies in the park?
(Luggages)


And words like: without plural




Furniture
Information
Knowledge
Jewelry
Homework


She has a euro. Sounds like "yu-ro". So not an euro
Some words such as "herb" or "hospital" are more complicated because they are pronounced differently in different English accents. In most American accents, the "h" in "herb" is silent, so Americans usually say "an herb". In many British accents, the "h" in "herb" is pronounced, so many British say "a herb". In some British accents, the "h" in hospital is silent, so some British will say "an hospital" instead of "a hospital".

For example, the letters "e" in "Europe" and "u" in "user" are pronounced with an initial "y" sound, as though the words were spelled "yurup" and "yuser," and the "o" in "one" is pronounced with an ititial "w" sound, as if it were spelled "wun," so in these cases the article "a" is used before them.



Imagine the teacher telling me it's "an European"

Also word like : properties furnitures etc

Can they be in plural form?

Need your help seriously!!! Thanks or dose any one as experience this with does teachers teaching rubbish share yours !

Nigerian guys are attracted to boobs .... Count the the vote lol


If u voted for the boobs clike like for the leg share

obiorathesubtle:
I think your boyfriend is a plagiarist and plagiarism is sexually transmitted..

I will slap via my phone

Ladies not all advice are useless so listen to this: 8 golden advice value it !!


. Success is not sexually transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men and work hard.

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2. Please do not wear the same weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.

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3. Half naked girls are hot, well dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is beautiful.

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4. Stop saying you cannot date a man who lives
with his mother yet your dating a man who lives
with his wife.

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5. Do not look at what a guy drives but what
drives him.

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6. Before You call a guy ugly, remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by a towel.

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7. When you were in campus you dated married
men, when you get married you say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its pay time.

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8. Lastly learn to call and consult God and not
your neighbour

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you are free to add yours !!


Lalasticlala come o

MrCork:


[size=40pt]...KNOWN CRACKHEAD MALE PRETENDIN TO BE FEMALE ON NAIRALAND [/size]

u caught him !!!

Honesty007:
u r right,dat was a mistake,in order to stop d enmity,av already cut off all relationships with them.

I av learnt my lessons,but pheal,how does seniorsisters feel in such matters? Pls explain

no 1. U go for her sis. Instead of her (pains her)
No.2 u act like a novice (sending elder sis to the younger one no.3u didnt hide your intestion no4. The gal already knw u wit her sis

Lol u go tell her u love her sis u funny o ..... U need to be baptized in kanji dam

northvietnam:
By their fruit we shall know them. I just feel like killing every existing girl now part from All mothers world wide(mothers Rock)

God will not forgive yall for making my man a shadow of him self . he is already drunk now

am a. Good fruit ......what am trying to say is that even men cheat and not all ladies cheat also

U no say men no. Dey cheat gerrah out joor

lexguru:
Had no idea she's a rapper

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sweetchizzy:
wow. never heard her rap before.

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pumpingmachine:
when did Mocheedah become a rapper? OP na wa for you o

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base83:
Rapper?? Since when

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when last do you listen to her songs? Download the lastest hit "tori olorun" and " my time ",by mocheddah produces by pheelz

SegunAdewole:
We yorubas are trying to claim superiority of Benin empire because of our population but evidence shows that Benin empire was existent before Ife was established. Bini colonized we yorubas, not the other way round. oduduwa was a Bini son who came to rule us in yorubaland.

na u one claim the superiority abi bro come and sleep its not yet 12o'clock

erunz:
Benin City is called Edo by its inhabitants and in certain contexts individuals from all parts of the kingdom will refer to themselves as ovbiedo (child of Edo ). Except when speaking English, no Edo person ever refers to himself as "Benin" or "Bini". These are non-Edo words of doubtful origin used by Europeans as an adjective and for the dominant people of the Edo kingdom and their language. Perhaps, this can be linked to the pre-colonial practice of naming areas after major geographic landmarks, in this case the Bight of Benin. It is on record that in 1472, the Portuguese captain Ruy de Siqueira brought a sailing ship as far as the Bight of Benin under the reign of Oba Ewuare. Egharevba provides further confirmation that Europeans named areas after major geographic landmarks. According to him, the label Lagos (the popular capital City of Nigeria) can be traced to the Portuguese because of its proximity to the lagoon.

It has been suggested that "Benin" or "Bini" derive from the Yoruba phrase Ile-ibinu (land of vexation) which was purportedly uttered by Prince Oronmiyan declaring the fundamental fact that "only an Edo prince can rule over Edo land." This Yoruba-based etymology of "Benin" or "Bini" is doubtful since there is evidence indicating that these words already occur in Portuguese writings about Edo dating back to the fifteenth century. According to Crowder, "unfortunately little is known about the early history of Oyo, for there was no written language, unlike Benin which was first visited by Europeans at the end of the fifteenth century." Not until the end of the seventeenth century are there any definite dates for the history of Oyo which is no doubt linked to the later contact with the Europeans. The different close neighbors refer to the Edos by different names. For example, the Urhobos call the Edos ikhuorAka (the people of Aka), the Ikas (Agbor) use the label ndi-Iduu (the people of Iduu). Along this line of reasoning, the Yoruba phrase Ile-ibinu, later corrupted to Ubinu, may be Yoruba's label for the Edos in light of the constant warfare against the Oyo empire by different Edo kings. This explanation is particularly striking because the Yorubas (for example, the Ekitis) refer to the Edo as Ado and not Ubinu.

However, according to Egharevba it was Oba Ewuare Ne ogidigan (The great), about 1440 A.D to 1473 A.D, who changed the name of the country to Edo after his deified (servant) friend. Prior to this, the land had been called the land of Igodomigodo. Thus, the City has been known afterwards as Edo ne ebvo ahirre (Edo the City of love) because through love Edo (the servant friend) was able to save Ewuare from a sudden death.

bro i know all this but thank u .....u have posted something (I have to read it again)