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The guy up seem funny .


Like ko like ni ...by the way the news is fake

Jesus sinaj con c this guy o..... What should we do to him o

No Bro.... But that gal also have something to offer

They should free him oh ah

Khd95:
yes i remember,but jesus said he will make him fishers of men,does he use knife to fish for men

obviously not

the problem here is there is so much confusion in christianity,that pple dont no which is which

Few comments up there,some1 had quoted me that he wasnt the one with the sword,that he drew d sword frm a servant,now ure saying its a knife,how hillarious.

For better clarification,pls look @ that post above(including d quoted)

ve a blessed day

i did not care where he got the knife ...since they move around possibly they use in purpose to cut somethings

Khd95:
so jesus had to wait for peter to cut some1's ear be4 he condemns him

Didnt jesus know peter was with sword all along,why didnt he condemn him?

actually it was not a sword but a knife!!!! Remember he was a fisherman

Oladimejy:
His the pope the owner of church or the worshiper because he doesnt have the effontry to control the church except catholic

my brother most of Christian celebrations date are fixed by the pope doing the dark age when Christian rule the world .... To know more Valentine himself is a catholic .... To no more catholic covert most and the pope was the highest rank in christiandom ... To no know more when ever u here "the church " in the olden days they are not referin to this earlier church but the catholics ....to no more u can make your reserch on this .... To no more quote me again .. . to no more i am not a catholic

When we continue like this .... Do u expect Nigeria to move ? Move forward to where?

The pope declared today just to remember valentine . actually it was among christian. Now infidels celebrate it without. No the reasons for the celebration "it's not for lust it's for love"

When you follow some one to church on Valentine day and they are waiting for the 2nd and 3rd service...and your babe is waiting to offer u her body !

A very big question. !

Are u taking your babe out?

Or praparing for church?


Notice: Jesus maybe coming today o happy sunday

Pussy as gift iru oshi WO niyen! if he no manage biscuit make he break up

Nigeria reporters feeding us with news ,,, this is y I don't. Believe some news

Op na female but this may not be her story. ... This is what make me hate house help ,...nothing no work can make me forget my responsibilties when i get married

Menh this twitter senator !!! Really somethi is weird about him

Since the army no there offence no need of efcc again .... Shoot them

Romancelanders !!!!! Sorry nairalamders abeg come and explain this photos

There is NOTHING we haven't seen in Nigeria. And there is nothing we have not heard from there too.......That we are still alive in good health is to the glory of God.
We had a first republic finance minster whose cloth was wide enough to sow 5 bed sheets.
One Head of State had once declared we had so much money and we didn't even know what to do with it.
Is it true that Operation Feed the Nation(OFN) farm was hijacked and turned to Obasanjo Farms Nigeria(OFN))?
A second Republic politician once told us to our faces that there is no hunger in the country yet until people start picking food from refuse dump.
One Head of State sold crude oil worth $2b naira and the money disappeared. We didn't hear anything till date.
Many assassinations........Dele Giwa, Ige, Rewane, Kudirat Abiola, This Odili friend from PH, Funsho Williams, Suliyat Adedeji, Professor Peller.......among others. No one knows who killed them officially till today.
A minister once told us that telephone is not for the poor. Nothing happened. Infact he later became senate president for 8years!
A military jet with four engines that took off from Lagos, going to Abuja, crashed within Lagos in Ejigbo, all the young middle level soldiers inside died in the swamp. They said all the engines failed at once.
One man annulled election that was adjudged to be the best. The winner died, his wife died, his business died.....the annuler still dey unkampe.
RECENTLY.......
N4b CASH was found in the house of a civil servant, a former director of pension account, not Maina. This one is a native of Kogi state. N400m was found in the account of a level 7 officer!
A Branch Manager from a commercial bank in Area 3 Abuja disappeared with N10b Aso Savings fund in his bank.
MORE RECENTLY........
$2b Arms fund was shared by politicians.
$1m was found inside a soak away of a retired military man. Shit!
AND NOW......
LOL....ADC of a former president is telling us that heaven will fall if he speaks.......when heaven is already on the floor.
SAY IT.........No be Naija we dey?

The best Nigeria military leader ..... Rip !!!!

The children much oooo sure it's gals only ! Love that

Menh one of naija best presido

Op is only asking a question! "How many can do this ?" Well i think 80% of nairaland gals

Elewon calling Nigeria a zoo!!! Who is now been treated as animal?

Make I just they laugh

donsheddy1:
Madam make we hear word. because she was exposed? How many u and ur boyfriend dan put inside toilet. If u can swear with your womb on nairaland and everybody says amen to that then I can gladly say you're a saint.

bro !!! Am not heartless @all well am single OK so free me

jesu Kristi - if I open bible for this lady my curse go pass the one moses rain on the Israelites !!! Let me plug few into her life


become barren for life like David first wife

Be disgrace like Queen vashiti

Dog go eat your flesh like queen Jezebel

Lose your dignity like queen Athaliah

May u become still without going forward like lot wife !!!



Can someone say amen let curse this lady now

Op na your eyes red like this u smoke marijuana ni?

Op this your copy and paste pass paul epistles now !! Untop saraki matter