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silvermania:
y calling the dude Olodo? People follow their passion because of so many reasons. By God's grace iam inteligent but if I see a way to improve my dream music career school will be on a hold for now. The dude might just be too busy and it is expected. After all na money wey dey fine, and u will agree with me that Talent pays more

bro u are right

Olodo
.. He didn't entre class, no different from thug lol korede anything that happen na Godu win

Vanquay:
*YAWNS* What number are you on the list? Make i vote fast fast?

vote for your gfs

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Notice: I knew to abuse people it's inherited or in your DNA am also a baby girl just free me .... I don't normally makeup too much or a lot

Vanquay:
Damn OP, na you and your grandmas ugly like this?

new year , new system ... I did not wanna abuse people again do pls modify your post pls and pls because to indult people I knew it's in your DNA

Vote according to the numbers

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U are not allow to abuse or insult them just vote

A relation of mine sent me this via whatsapp .. Still laughing @him lalasticlala help share to the public''My Encounter With A BVN Scammer''
I was in my house resting having just come back
from updating my MTN SIM registration details
for the second time in a space of three months
(MTN with their wahala sef, God knows that I will
just port fully to another network if they tell me
to update my SIM card again). A message
entered my phone, at first I thought that it was
one of those MTN crazy SMS so I didn’t bother
to check it out. I dozed off only to be awoken by
another message on my phone, I decided to
check it out and what I saw got me shocked.
I have been hearing and reading stories of how
people were being scammed through BVN and I
never knew that I was going to fall victim to a
scammer, or maybe not. Honestly, the scammer
did not read my file before he chose to prey on
me. As a graduate of Engineering and an IT
person, it would have been a waste of my school
fees and education training if he had succeeded
in trying to scam me.
The message on my phone goes as follows,
“Dear costumer due to our Bvn system upgrade,
your ATM CARD has just been de-activated to re-
activate, Kindly call CBN costumer care
0092348106981315”. With the Sherlock Holmes
in me, I noticed that the message was sent with
an MTN number, how can the mother of all
banks in Nigeria, CBN, send me this kind of
message with an MTN number, those where the
questions running through my mind. How
unprofessional! I scrutinized through the
message and saw “costumer”, like seriously? So
there are many unemployed graduates in the
street and they best they could do is to employ
someone that can’t even spell ‘customer’, Okay
continue (In patience’s voice). “Bvn” is supposed
to be BVN, seems like this employee is a joke.
“Your ATM CARD has just been de-activated to
re-activate”, so this person couldn’t even put a
comma sign after the deactivated. Now should I
call the CBN “costumer” care or customer care
number? I am kind of confused right now. A
closer look will reveal to you that the “costumer”
care number is an MTN number just by removing
‘009’ from it. So how the hell in the world will
CBN use an MTN number as their customer care
number? Only time will tell.
Naturally, I would have called and blasted the
hungry fool that sent me this message but I
decided to change the game plan. I called the
number and a guy as expected picked up, I
ended the call and redialed it and did it a third
time and the same guy still picked it up those
three times. If it was really a customer care
number of CBN, random people would have
picked the call. I called the guy the fourth time,
he picked the call, asked me of my name, bank
and state. I protested that there was no need for
that since my details should be on his computer
and he chided me for trying to be stubborn, I
managed a wry smile and apologized
sarcastically to him. I gave him fake details. He
asked me to get my ATM card and get the
numbers there for him. I lied to him that I lost
my ATM card and that I will surely get a new one
the next day. He chided me again and told me to
make sure that I get my ATM card as quickly as
possible. I took my mp3 player and grooved to
‘One day bush-meat go catch the hunter’ by
Sound Sultan.
The next day as expected, he called me (so a
whole CBN customer care agent dey call me like
this oh), i told him that my ATM card was ready
(who doesn’t know that it will take like 2 weeks
or more for your ATM card to be ready for
collection in Nigeria). He asked me for the ATM
card details and I gleefully gave it to him, sparing
no lies and very determined to run his call credit
out. Thirty minutes later, he called and told me
that there was a problem with the numbers, I
apologized and told him that it was my mistake, I
gave him another fake number. An hour later he
called again and sounded like someone running
out of patience, after running his call credit out, I
simply told him, "Egbon 419ner if it is the ATM
card that you want, come and collect it, God
bless you. You still have a long way to go in
scamming and cheating

And our leaders stole billions and they are bail with thousands eg dimeji bankole Nigerian leaders chai!!

A 27-year-old man, Dayo Rasaq, on Thursday appeared in an Iyaganku Chief Magistrates’ Court sitting in Ibadan for allegedly stealing one wood door and 12 planks.
Rasaq of unknown address was arraigned on a two-count charge of stealing.
The Prosecutor, Cpl. Nike Adeyemi, told the court that Rasaq stole one wood door value at N3, 500 property of one Mufutau Akeem on Aug.15, 2015 at about 6 a.m. at Sango Sawmill, Ibadan.



Adeyemi said Rasaq allegedly stole 12 planks of tick wood valued at N12, 000 property of one Mrs Toyin Adegoke on Nov. 23, 2015 at about 6:15 a.m., at the same sawmill at Sango, Ibadan.
She said the offence contravened Section 390 (9) of the Criminal Code Cap 38 Laws of Oyo State 2000.

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges.
The Chief Magistrate, Mr Abdulateef Adebisi, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N50, 000 with one surety in like sum.
Adebisi adjourned the case till Feb.25, for hearing.
Source:
https://www.today.ng/news/national/62738/man-granted-n50-000-bail-for-stealing-n12000-planks?utm_source=dlvr.it_nnd&utm_medium=twitter. Lalasticlala

scentmarlc:
Heheheh which one be my choice ? I guess you are too lazy to type a simple sentence.


I deduced that from your signature (**Who closes a block tag that way in this 21st century? ----- Only You )

I didn't understand u

Angry drivers stripped a Divisional Police Officer naked on Wednesday in Aramoko Ekiti following the death of their colleague.
The drivers, angry that their colleague had been killed during a robbery a few metres from the police station, descended on the Amaroko Ekiti division to make their anger felt.
The group proceeded to strip DPO Anthony Okpaleye, as well as destroy two police vans in the process.




Source:http://www.today.ng/news/national/62647/robbery-dpo-striped-naked-as-ekiti-drivers-protest-colleagues-killing?utm_source=dlvr.it_nnd&utm_medium=twitter

If I cook that for u don't manage it










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Mynd44 sure u ain't busy if lalasticlala can't do the modeful lol

#vomit

scentmarlc:


Introvert pheals





Introvert pheals

your choice

Sandani Muremela from Makhado in Limpopo, South Africa, was the butt of jokes by his fellow men when he was recently seen with his three-year-old daughter, Funzani, on his back at a supermarket. Some people even said his wife had cast a love spell on him.


'To make grocery shopping easier I bought a towel to carry Funzani on my back. Women do it all the time, so why shouldn’t I?" Sandini told Daily Sun.

The 26-year-old who works as a safety officer at a mine, said he couldn’t believe it when other men laughed at him and said the child’s mum had given him korobela.

"I asked one guy why he was laughing but he looked away and didn’t respond. He probably thought I was a madman," said Sandani.

But Sandani also won some fans with his parenting skills.

"He knows how to carry his baby perfectly. It’s very cute and men like this are rare." said a shop attendant.

Sandani said he took good care of his daughter because he was raised by a single mum after his father left when he was only a year old.

"I don’t want my child not to know the love of a father. It’s not a good thing at all. I love my daughter and will do everything to protect her," he said.

His daughter's mother, Lebohang Mashego, 24, said Sandani was a good father and she knew she could depend on him.

"I’m proud of him. I’m glad he’s not ashamed to carry our daughter like that, and I didn’t give him korobela."

Source: Daily Sun



http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/01/people-make-fun-of-young-man-spotted-at.html?m=1

One of my dad friend is a vegetarian ... Life was always interesting with him ...he can get u the meat of life to feed... Just don't mess up to give him anything apart from vegetables that man will know

when op is jobless and seun guys drag this to the front ..page@lalasticlala I did not know if u are involved the amount of quote u received everday is enough as food now tell me what is important abt this ? Out of educative and many other threads create every secondsseconds, So that guys can pick schools because of ladies oshi !!

seunwen2:
Note am a cheerful giver am currently serving and that 8k is up to 45% of my earnings

i see sorry bro.. That means u are collecting 16.5k

Seriously I don't understand...

Go and get the honey from bees then and learn your lessons... Alawin 8k na money ?

1.Wear comfortable underwear.
“I only wear granny panties,” said Julia Baylis, 22, part of a new generation of women saying no to the thong. Mayan Toledano, 27, added: “What’s sexy for us is being natural and comfortable.”


2. Drink coffee.
“It’s one of the biggest sources of antioxidants in the American diet,” said Dan Buettner, a longevity expert (who also does not say no to red wine with dinner).




3. Stare into the eyes of someone you love (or want to love) for exactly four minutes.
Not two. Not three. Four. “Two minutes is just enough to be terrified,” said Mandy Len Catron, the author of a Modern Love column on the exercise. “Four really goes somewhere.”




4. Don’t ghost.
Meaning don’t break up with someone by simply disappearing from their lives (and their phones). One day it could be you on the other end of that unanswered text.


5. Be nice to babies.
Even if they’re screaming on a plane. Nyfesha Miller became a social media star after taking care of her seatmate’s bawling infant on a flight earlier this year.



6. Dress in a way that makes you feel powerful.
“If you feel good in your clothes,” said the tennis champion Novak Djokovic, “it affects you psychologically somehow.”

7. If you divorce, play nice.
And maybe you’ll even be able to pull off the unthinkable: the post-divorce family vacation.

8. Toss the cigarettes.
Even if “quitting smoking is the khakis of existence,” as the writer Choire Sicha put it. “But also? I feel like anything could happen,” he added. “Unencumbered, naked and glassy, I feel perilously close to a dozen superfun midlife crises. I could move to anywhere before I even knew I had done so.”


9.Get a pet.
It may be true that you can’t really cure depression, you can only get better at living with it. But Sadie the kitten seemed to help one depressed man.




10. Take on a seemingly impossible task.
When you feel as if you’ve hit rock bottom, maybe it’s time to challenge yourself — just as “Fat Guy Across America” Eric Hites did when he decided to bike across the country.


11. If you would like to keep your marriage together, stick it out.
It may help to consider the maxim that Modern Love writer Ada Calhoun recalled: “Life is suffering — and yet.”




12. Put sex first.
To save a relationship that seems in danger of running aground, try something new in couples therapy: tackling bedroom issues before diving into the rest of it.


13. Make sure you are the boss of your electronic devices.
Rather than the other way around. Try instituting a few rules for when you do (and don’t) use your phone.




14. Relish the phrase ‘I’m too old for this.’
“There is also something profoundly liberating about aging: an attitude, one that comes hard won,” wrote Dominique Browning. “Only when you hit 60 can you begin to say, with great aplomb: ‘I’m too old for this.’ This line is about to become my personal mantra.”

15 Be generous to those who have helped you.
Like the father who invited his daughter’s stepfather to join the wedding procession on the big day


Source: new York times
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/12/24/style/ways-to-be-a-better-person.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0


Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
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His lawyer speak

KANU is iPod leader.... He speak iPod speak

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