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executioner27:
You missed Pluto.

bro my school was international school: my teacher only told us about it .... He said " here in nigeria , they never remove pluto !! The earth revolve we keep moving forward we cant wait for them ..... But I know Pluto exit but its name as change not pluto again

sinaj:
xo u don't pick ur frnd's call wen they need help?

just joking

misspresident:
how is this his fault...people should leave him alone jare.

I thought he rarely scored

Vice versa don't pick when she call

Let me share mine






the rhyme: ABC

A was an apple pie
B bit it
C cut it
D dealt it
E eats it
F fought for it
G got it
H had it
I inspected it
J jumped for it
K kept it
L longed for it
M mourned for it
N nodded at it
O opened it
P peeped in it
Q quartered it
R ran for it
S stole it
T took it
U upset it
V viewed it
W wanted it
X, Y and Z all wished for and had a piece in hand


One, Two, buckle my shoe, Three, Four, knock at the door, Five, Six, pick up sticks, Seven, Eight, lay them straight, Nine, Ten, a big fat hen, Eleven, Twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, Fourteen, maids a-courting, Fifteen, Sixteen, maids in the kitchen, Nineteen, Twenty, my plate's empty.

The four compass direction

Simply remember the acronym NEWS: North at the top; East on the right; West on the left; South at the bottom


The planet :


Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc


: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

Do=doe, a female deer

Re=ray, a drop of golden sun

Mi=me, a name I call myself

Fa=far, a long, long way to run

So=sew, a needle pulling thread

La=la, a note to follow 'so'

Ti=tea, a drink with jam and bread

Which will bring us back to 'Do'

- The 12 apostle

This is the way the disciples run Peter, Andrew, James and John, Phillip and Bartholomew, Thomas next and Matthew, too.
James the less and Judas the greater, Simon the zealot and Judas the traitor.



-The 4 Gospels

I could rememberTry this to help you recite them, and you'll impress your Sunday School teacher: 'Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John went to bed with their trousers on.'


And SMART ---Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time bound

Oya tosyne2much , sinaj, ishilove , farano, lalasticlala , seun come and share your experience , the funny way you learned quickly in schools

In case u found the other part@ lalasticlala

vikacydevato:
Cassava is a plant for everyone. We even use the leaves to feed snails.
In other news : which eggs are these?

how big are does snail

More

Starting: photos respectively and accordingly


1. The Mavin's

-don jazzy
-korede Bello
-Tiwa Savage
-Dr Sid
-Di’ja
-D’prince
-Reekardo Banks
-Altims, Producer
-BabyFresh, Producer

2. The Ybnl nation

-Olamide
-pheelz(producer )
-chinko ekun
-viktoh
-lil kesh

3. The chocolate city

-Dice Ailes
-Koker
-Nosa
-Victoria Kimani
-Jesse Jagz
- M.i abaga
-Pryse
-DJ Caise
- Ice Prince

4. Eme (empire Emirates)

-Banky w
-niyola
-shaydee

5. Square Record
(Controversial to depart) the Pasquare
-Jude okoye
-peter okoye
-Paul okoye

6. Star boy Records

-wizkid
-maleek berry
-legendary beatz( producer)
-mutayo flif


7. Five stars

-kcee
-skibii
-Soso Soberekon
-Harrysong
-E-Money

8. HKN ( presently)

- Davido
-DANAGOG
- SINA RAMBO
-B-RED
-DEEKAY

Guys your choice !! Lalasticlala

stanliwise:
Thanks a billion times for sharing this post.
This is the kind of post student ought to see in Nairaland frontpage.
And not some olamide vs Don jazzy fight.

the mods won't care lol I wonder the amounts of educative post in fP

Cassava flour used in making biscuits and other snaks

Pounded cassava and cooked eatable cassava

Garri and fufu made with cassava

Cassava used in making noodles (indomie, golden penny ™)

Cassava local flour use in making white amala popularly called "laafun" in yoruba

Fried chin chin and puff puff with others fried products

Yes !! Some people full daily meal is cassavas


Food Made from cassava

The cassava flour

The raw cassava

The main cassava

Food list: (mainly Nigeria)




How a typical Nigerian feed :::::

Morning-noodles


Afternoon- garri , eba or fufu /amala laafun

Evening snacks : biscuits or cassava snack

Dinner: bread

Lalasticlala , mynd44 bro seun food is ready


Bread made from cassava flour

I love moms

i hate dogs

Have read so many topics here and other sites ,mostly in Nigerians criticising the ministers of God for collecting dough from them

Note: it is not by force to give them
Some believed their pastors are getting richer than them , well have you met the kirk committee for help when you need or the pastor?

Have you ever pray asking God for dough before like $500,000?

Here is what the bible says




2 Corinthians 9:7

Each one must do just as he has purposed in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.
( it is not by force )


1 Timothy 5:17

The elders who rule well are to be considered worthy of double honor, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching. ( notice does who rule well )

Hebrews 13:7

Remember those who led you, who spoke the word of God to you; and considering the result of their conduct, imitate their faith.



Matthew 5:42

"Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you. ( if they ask you , you can give )



Isaiah 58:7

"Is it not to divide your bread with the hungry And bring the homeless poor into the house; When you see the naked, to cover him; And not to hide yourself from your own flesh?
( any minister who is not doing this , does not deserve your penny )



Ezekiel 44:30
And the first of all the firstfruits of all kinds, and every offering of all kinds from all your offerings, shall belong to the priests. You shall also give to the priests the first of your dough, that a blessing may rest on your house.


Proverbs 11:25
Whoever brings blessing will be enriched, and one who waters will himself be watered.


Hebrews 13:7

Remember your leaders, those who spoke to you the word of God. Consider the outcome of their way of life, and imitate their faith.




Acts 20:35



In all things I have shown you that by working hard in this way we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.’”


Proverbs 11:24
One gives freely, yet grows all the richer; another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want


.

1 Corinthians 9:11

If we have sown spiritual things among you, is it too much if we reap material things from you?

Philippians 4:17


Not that I seek the gift, but I seek the fruit that increases to your credit.


Matthew 25:15.

To one he gave five talents, to another
two, to another one, to each according to his ability.

Malachi 3:10

Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. And thereby put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you a blessing until there is no more need.

1 Timothy 5:18
For the Scripture says, “You shall not muzzle an ox when it treads out the grain,” and, “The laborer deserves his wages.”

Galatians 6:6-10


One who is taught the word must share all good things with the one who teaches. Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life. And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up. So then, as we have opportunity, let us do good to everyone, and especially to those who are of the household of faith.

1 Corinthians 9:14

In the same way, the Lord commanded that those who proclaim the gospel should get their living by the gospel.



Always remembered God we judge our ministers most ..leave them to God


James 3:1

Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers, for you know that we who teach will be judged with greater strictness.

Jeremiah 17:10

“I the Lord search the heart and test the mind, to give every man according to his ways, according to the fruit of his deeds.”



Lalasticlala do you give to your pastor? If the lord does not bless you ...search yourself !! No changes leave the church .... Jesus is not divided nothing like Apollos and Paul

So is it bad

hungryboy:
Aunty what did the curse achieve?,


Aunty those boys are already cursed like Cain in bible,
Curse no dey work for dia body again,


If dat Pastor go reach dia, him no gree pay ransom, him come dey preach Bible give those boys,


Na for coffin dem go carry am come back oh

curse they work o .... That's y dey free him

Go for love-vendor .. . so that they can share u with other gals ...... Op her pic

.her name pls

Believe he will walk back home #faith

Believe he will walk back home #fait

Which kind pic be this

I remember when they kidnapped winners chaple pastor as oyedepo curse them ...and he refused to pay

Guys and silly. Things...oya start arguing early new year

Kayoski:
unless it happens to u

bro u are intelligent like Da vinci

U are. Having sex instead of praying

U are having sex instead of fasting

U are a doubting Thomas .... U believe u are in sin and God may not answer u

The best to do is stop furnication now !!

Brokelin gals... it can't happen to me...

Unless.
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SSeriously i love your chats