₦airaland Forum

mbulela:
Bros any girl that attempts to drive this one is a tipper and forklift driver o.
You need special drivers license for this.

Amusaopeyemi:
With that tummy I'll die.

Wit d reverse cowgirl position, u'll 4get bout the tommy... trust me

Amusaopeyemi:
How does he have sex with his girlfriend?

Is man's destiny tied to missionary? go on top &do some reckless driving my Friend!lol

It's Big Sheff baby! Son of a queen son of a general..nigga got dope punchlines

sahaal: pls how long dos it take them to deliver it? because i order mine on friday.

Mon-Sat (5days)

konga just delivered my 2+16gb X506...i'll b back 2give review

am awaiting my 2+16gb from konga... hope dey'll deliver soonest.

anybody rcvd the fone(either 1+8Gb or 2+16gb) via konga &wz d delivery prompt?

u mean Mikel SlowObi? *i'll b bak 2comment

so graduates can be this frustrated in London too?

prettythicksme: @op all you need to do is call and tell her u want to show her something you are scared of in your room then lock her up and beat her with koboko

ur advice sounds pretty good! 4rm xperience?

DoroCute: lol........ Im nt denyin u anyfin ooooo

so i shld b xpecting my VIP invitation @d lounge tnyt abi?

btw, are u aware that d FG scholarship for 1st class holders is on atm? u can google 4mre info

HBD 2u tho u deny me a vip ticket *Nsogbu adiro .. LLnP!

Boy: I am coming to see you
Angel, I don't care about the
price of fuel or transport, I am
coming no matter what.
Girl: Awwww Okay I'm expecting
you love.
Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see
you. I am getting ready to leave
now.
Girl: Okay but baby I'm on my
period, just letting you know
incase.
Boy: My car just blew up, I can't
come to see you again.
Girl: Get your friend to take you,
like he always does.
Boy: He got shot by armed
robbers so i can't come, I am
sorry.
Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on
my period. My panties are just
looking too red.
Boy: My friend has just been
discharged from the hospital and
he has said he is okay, he is fine
and he will take me now.
I am coming sweetheart.
Girl: Shit! I'm really on my period.
Just did not notice the blood.
Boy: Damn!!!!!!! He has been shot
again, I am not coming!

Rilwayne001: ND


I did my apt test in lagos

tnx rilwayne... av bn ffg u dz while; i wanna know bout laweps now

laweps: @rilwayne,thanks for d info,its really helpin.was it just does three section for d assessment.
Mine is on friday.

is ur AC invite for ND/B.sc, dyu write ur apt. test in ib(26th july)?

laweps: Got an invite o.pls any info on wat to meet there.abeg o

u wrote d apt. test in ib?

1st semester GP: 3.75
10th Semester GP: 4.41
Scale of 5.0
LA Univ. of Tech.(LAUTECH) Alumnus

Igboro RISKY, wo ero lori TITI, won po won to SIXTY,ko seni to fe PITY..
Street is Strict!

would d cut-off mark 4lag b diff 4rm ib? i dnt tnk so..