dz unnecessary hype is getting 2much, keep calm&await ur mail!

oliviablaq: Just received mail from skye...assessment.nxt week

ND/B.s & which month dyu write d aptitude test?

#BringBackOurSLS

does this man deserve 2b a lecturer in d 1st place 'cos an academic shldnt lack information(esp. on trending issh)..this an insult 2his personality!

&u made my day! *Rotfl*

wumight89: i did ma own in ib, dey av even calld me fr accessmnt last weekend, so wats now wrong wif lag results?

i had my resit test @d bayo akande hall too &yet 2b iv'ed for d AC *dunno

could it be dey wanna sort HND first or what??

gud2 be here... am in!

much ladies here... like its deir dream 'ukwu

no1 hates a man UNJUSTLY.

Rosy was one of those UGLY
women, so ugly that it hurt; she
had never had a boyfriend.
So she went to a psychic for help.
"Honey!" said the psychic, "You
will not have luck in love in this
life.
But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men
will fall at your feet.
Rosy left very happy and so
excited, as she went over a bridge
she thought 'the sooner I die, the
sooner my next happy life begins.
'So she decided to jump off the
bridge right away. But, incredibly
Rosy didn't die after she jumped!
She fell on the back of a truck full
of bananas, she lost her senses
and fainted.
As soon as she recovered, still
drowsy and not being able to see
very well and not knowing where
she was, she started touching and
feeling her surroundings, feeling
all the bananas!
She mumbled with a huge smile
on her face and said,
"GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!

whytepawn1: I think you should look up the meaning of graphic in the dictionary. if you dont find those images disturbing then.... I wonder what to say to you
those pictures were not photoshoped, they are as real as it can get. you can call Me a religious bigot, that's your opinion Anyway cos I don't have to bandy words with you. scenes from gaza are also graphic nobody supports killing of the innocent and defenseless. may God help us all.

Yessir...Amen 2ur prayer

cirmuell: dude don't get shii started, no one supports barbarism. And those pictures weren't photoshops, I've got loads of 'em(most of 'em you don't even wanna see). So shut ur clueless trap if you ain't got a reasonable comments.

i dnt lyk tlkn over issh lyk dz as well so am gonna b calm 'cos u were able to write sum meaningful lines(just d FIRST sentence) b4 ur 5mins insanity got over u.

try to be real @least for once.. u said "the pictures below are graphics &rather disturbing"...Whats disturbing in a graphical image a religious bigot lyk u photoshopped &uploaded 2misinform the masses while horrible scenes flood gaza atm &u kldnt sympathise with 'em even if dtz d only help u can offer...
U dont need 2b a muslim to support Gaza, just to be a right thinking individual

shizzle11: And Omisere wins!

To God be the glory!!!

its just 2345hrs &uv bn dreaming already? hope&pray u wnt bedwet before day breaks!

26th June..... r u my BD mate?

jieta: i dont know much about osun politics, bt i believe the presence of GEJ 'll serve as a political motivation to those who want's to vote for pdp.

i dnt really know mch bout d political atmosphere @Osun as well... but Mr President has a lot on his plate @d mmt than observing election in a state while d other 35states are living with deir heart in deir mouth..

jieta: so what is wrong if the president visit osun

I'll really be dissapointed on affirming Mr. President is in Osun State..Must he xhaust his time on frivolities??we all knew he goofed when we had Nyanya blast(he held a political rally@kano &attended Olubadan's centenary celebration)... btw u knew BRF was absent @d APC mega rally 'cos he wz busy battling ebola issh in Lag.
i see d guy more of d President of 9ja to Lag. state Gov

bravo..

Blockhead, dunce! *Mtcheew

she wants u in d friend zone so respect urself

i keep askn maslf d same que as its the re-election jingle that floods radio&tv..
heard UCH had a sensitization lecture &d isolation room under construction sha

mrfrosh:

U r a fool,Very big one,Do u knw D main reason Fayose won over ekiti students was d promise to decrease fees in the school??...Wen fayemi didn't listen to protests from students he learned the hard way,He even scrapped the SUG and only brought dem back because of Elections...So StFu idiot..Applaud ur gentiles mumu

so what brought about fool in ur analysis?? u shld av challenged my point &i'll provide u wt enof proof...
God knows i av zero interest in politics, m jst an advocate of good governance
*i knw wot u want but i dont do e-fight

tossing all around on ma bed &i know deep down in me am missing my best half *sad...ow i wish yuar right beside so i'll whisper in2 ur ears my sweet salt water bath xperience tday &we strategize on how to av another @d early hours of tmorrow!
*dtz a 9c piece &u GOT me wit it!

Wtf duz snoop dog means wit dz? tho aint a GEJ fan but i dnt dig dz kinda shii *sobsTushly

wisi: Dear All,
Everyone that passed the test was called for interview. Only those that did not pass weren't. Not because of cheap or no cheap staff. And come to think of it, which organization will want to employ a staff that will stay for only a month or two?
If you wrote the test and you were interviewed plz comment on this tread as well.

i wz interviewed &yet 2get a feedback snc then...any one else??

she sed 'yuar such a 9c guy, i love evrytin about u..tho u dint offend me but i want a break!'

i replied ; OK..tke gud care&b fyn
#realNiggazDntBeg4luv!

hello bae, can i av ur pencil plz?? #classroomTnz#tested&trusted

dz guy needs 2goan get a lyf... m fed up of all dz cock&bull stories..haba!

sum foo|s can lyk 2bliv dz crap &haters can lyk 2goan d!e for all we care.... #kokanye#1GudTurnDservsAnoda