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Romance / Re: Pastor Paul Eneche’s Daughter, Deborah, Releases Pre-wedding Photos by phelonrays: 2:36pm On Dec 05, 2022
She's happy, he's happy, together they're happy and I'm happy too.



Wishes them a happy home in advance.kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: Obirin! Lady Reports Her Boyfriend As Intruder After He Caught Her With A Man by phelonrays: 12:40pm On Dec 05, 2022
This the height of it.
Romance / Re: My Father Almost Had Sex With My Elder Sister by phelonrays: 1:19pm On Dec 01, 2022
Very sick and imaginary lies from our one_and_only VICTORUSA alias MESSI1 alias alias GREATESTMAN etc.

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Romance / Re: Any Suggestions by phelonrays: 5:36pm On Nov 24, 2022
Donate that 5k to orphange down the street.


That's the best thing you'll do to humanity on that day.
Phones / Re: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by phelonrays: 12:21pm On Nov 14, 2022
TheSourcerer:
I know how the environment is but try not to let the woes of the country stress you especially steal your smile, Thank you for been awesome , went through some of your post and you’ll see it’ll all work out alright , it always does lol it’s life . wink I really do hope you enjoy the rest of the day , and do tell any random person to smile , it would definitely make their day smiley

Thank you, never letting it down is our watch-word.

I've already done that part (making someone smile) this morning, the thank you was uncountable. Doing this always made me feel like a baloon that's let go of its mooring; my spirit felt lifted and free.

Thank you once more, for kind words. smiley
Education / Re: Spiritual Benefits Of Alligator Pepper by phelonrays: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2022
emetisuccess:
Isikod Nkwa ibok.
I think it's Ntuen ibok rather.
Romance / Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by phelonrays: 3:46pm On Oct 22, 2022
As a virgin you shouldn't contemplate the fear of "contraceptive" nor "pregnancy", cause those two ain't got anything doing or relating with you.


You should've consider your level of ignorance-laced-reasoning before creating this thread, cause it's only a fool that will come-up with a similar BS you furnished your write-up with.


Pathetic! undecided
Romance / Re: What Is The Point Of Living by phelonrays: 3:15pm On Oct 22, 2022
So you could die undecided
Phones / Re: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by phelonrays: 9:32am On Oct 18, 2022
SenatePresdo:
Provided that you are Broke and have no steady source of income to cather for your needs, You may never stop betting.

Provided you are idle and doesn't work outdoors, you may never stop wanking.

Because even if you download the app, and you are staying alone inside your room, you will be the one to delete the app, watch porn and then download the app again while swearing never to delete the app again.. Which you will end up deleting again and redownloading, until you finally delete the app and never download it again grin


chai !grin
This part got me laughing real hard cheesycheesygrin

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Romance / Re: Do You Guys Think I Am Bush by phelonrays: 3:31pm On Oct 17, 2022
undecided
Romance / Re: Lesson by phelonrays: 2:15pm On Oct 12, 2022
virginprincess:
Very deep and insightful but nairaland men can never understand instead they will start saying rubbish.

You started off with a catchy line, but instead of elaborating more; you revolt back to default.


Pathetic! undecided
Romance / Re: Chronic Masturbation Has Distroy My Life. by phelonrays: 3:42pm On Oct 10, 2022
DistressSoul:

That is my problem, if I am thrusting in a girl I don't have that feelings or sensation every other guys feel in their manhood. The thing Is as if I am punishing myself and the girl, sometimes my panize will pill due to dryness of the viginarr. I don't pray for this for my enemy

Hmmm!

how often do you play with ya JT?

Why not an artificial lubricant since the girls you've always deal with had issues with dryness?
Romance / Re: Chronic Masturbation Has Distroy My Life. by phelonrays: 1:35pm On Oct 10, 2022
It all revolve round your mind.


But our other brothers' said masturbators were destined to cum after 3 seconds of thrusting, how come yours exceed the threshold to over an hour ? undecided

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Religion / Re: See The Perfect Reason Your Church Is Going Through Famine by phelonrays: 3:00pm On Oct 09, 2022
Honchoslim16:
I'm startin to feel like a God....I'm like what would Jesus do


Lil baby
Romance / Re: Recommend Me Juice Wrld Song You Love For Me Is Hate The Other Side by phelonrays: 12:18pm On Oct 08, 2022
Burn

Girl of my dream

Stay high

sad kiss
Romance / Re: Drugs That Kills Sexual Urge :Why Pharma Don't Produce it. SEX Destroys. by phelonrays: 12:11pm On Oct 08, 2022
There's already a natural or herbal mixture to that effect.


Centleaf extract - 75cl (equivillent of eva small bottle water)
Sugar - 8 cubes (but if allergic to artificial sweeteners, honey is advisible)
Avocado - 1 whole (blend to mild)


All this are to be mixed in one simple method then softly microwaved for seconds not exceeding 47, at a room temperature; it's adviced you allow it for 17 hours. Refrigerate for 72 hours, allow it thaw, drink -4 teaspoon 4 hours apart.

For effective result, this procedure is to be followed deligently.

Thank you! undecided
Romance / Re: When your man starts doing this to u My Sister Just Know Marriage sure(photo) by phelonrays: 5:50pm On Oct 07, 2022
Lol, even though He uses his mouth to exhumed mucus from ya nose, it'll still end in tears. grin

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Romance / Re: Women Don't Shoot Your Shot , Let Him Do It by phelonrays: 5:36pm On Oct 06, 2022
Your observation is far from reality.

I grow up to know that a relationship innitiated by the female gender is actually the best, especially if values alligned.


I'm currently reaping the benefit of one. smiley
Politics / Re: Why I'm Leaving Nairaland! by phelonrays: 2:26pm On Oct 06, 2022
AdamuKD:
Blame tilumbu and his senseless urchins
Seun and moderators too has been bought by Lagos bullion van


You guys are just hiding between Tinubu and Obi to propagate what ya'll are known for; bigots, tribalist on Nairaland is clearly beyond political affilliation; I think, it's more of Ibo and Yaruba displaying their genetically transmitted hatred against one another (cause this major among the two, barely a hausa man get embroiled in such).


Even BOTs here knows the tribe who are famous in drugs, rituals, childtrafficking, incest e.t.c, due to how the aforementioned tribes relate to any of those, they even group themselves as NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION, smh.


sickening! undecided
Romance / Re: Is There A Meaning To Women Unnecessary Friendliness ?? by phelonrays: 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2022
Try (atimes) going out with a girl - either bestie or GF - if the hailing still continues know that its organic and pure, but if not; they're in for something and you shouldn't dare open your mouth to relate any of them, as this might lead to your downfall.



This, I have seen. undecided

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Romance / Re: Types Of Stoner /addict by phelonrays: 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2022
But what "in-heavens-name" on Crystal Meth that it consumers can't be differentiated from a dying-stage HIV patient?

Is't a bloodsucking drugs/agent?


undecided

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Romance / Re: Dont Date Broke Ladies If You Have Nothing To Offer (SEE PIC) by phelonrays: 4:05pm On Oct 05, 2022
The bluntness on your post is top-notch.
Romance / Re: Eating Bread And Beans: With Or Without Spoon? by phelonrays: 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2022
With spoon and litres of Water grin

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Romance / Re: How Do U Endure Or Overcome The Pressure of Getting Married? by phelonrays: 10:55am On Oct 04, 2022
Just uphold your value, societal pressure would minimize.

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Education / Re: Which Secondary School Subject Gave You Problems Back Then In School? by phelonrays: 2:34pm On Oct 03, 2022
Literature.

Especially when Shakespears' works were introduced, the pattern of English on those literary piece were so mad and confusing, had to read OTHELO for a number of times before I could decipher its plot.
Romance / Re: Man Faints In Court After Sex With Lady & Unable To Pay Hotel Bills (pics) by phelonrays: 1:59pm On Oct 03, 2022
He's prolly following the footsteps of politicians; people like Dino Malaye and co.

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Romance / Re: My Sincere Advice To The Under 20’s, Those Below 30 by phelonrays: 9:39am On Oct 03, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Shut up oga, if u don't have money no woman go reason u both the young and advance

It'll be silly going a pathway with person of your kind: a reprobate.


undecided
Romance / Re: Which Current Trend Do You Wish Would Stop by phelonrays: 9:56pm On Oct 02, 2022
Effeminate bloke with pink lips and salone-dressed hair. angry
Romance / Re: Photos Of My Late Father.(Burial Ceremony Included) by phelonrays: 8:45pm On Oct 02, 2022
Medianna:
You are the ones taking his posts serious.
Was it not the same dude that said he has finally left 9ja some months back?

He's just a sick mind. Forbid I go serious with his half-witted epistles, I'm even bewildered on his maniacal approach in respect to attention and validation here on a faceless forum, he's stucked with tens of moniker - chaos,richpromnent,vicorusa,mesi1,greatesman,obamamesi1 e.t.c - spamming romance section.


Such a pathetic fellow .


Pathetic ! undecided

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Romance / Re: Help!!! My Dad Talks Too Much, by phelonrays: 7:25pm On Oct 02, 2022
Unfortunately that's the only thing giving the old man joy.

There's a miss somewhere.
Romance / Re: My Madness Has Started by phelonrays: 7:14pm On Oct 02, 2022
Wow shocked


So ya still on this mess ?


Ever wondered when you'll be redeemed. The 3L is willing to refurbished ya but lots of despondency propelling it sideways. undecided

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Romance / Re: Photos Of My Late Father.(Burial Ceremony Included) by phelonrays: 6:53pm On Oct 02, 2022
May be your earlier post about ya dad being a womanizer -thereby dying as a consequence of such - was outrightly fake and fictitiously lame.


What a weird way to seek attention..


Pathetic ! undecided

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