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Please.....check for my buddy=45893416jh....thanks

muta1996: but y dey say 4yrs course cos eng na 5 nw

i guess siwes and I.T are excluded

muta1996: congrat mech engr

wow....thanks bros.......ma ma wa happy ke

herlew: Congratulations Bolaji Femi Joseph!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN, ILORIN.
Course: MECHANICAL ENGINEERING in the Faculty of ENGINEERING/TECH/ENV.

.....mooooooogbeeeeeeeeee oooooooooo........Jesu mi.....menh....i'm short of words...thanks bros

Abeg,,,,big brosses...make una just helep me check mine....47119650cd........tooooooorhhhh

Bross...biko...make una helep me with this one abeg....47119650cd

Gooci: how much yu get for hand

...calm down bross...you dey construct house ni??

Gooci: murasi yur fasting oooo

na how you go take helep mi ni bayi

Gooci: I must enter front page this week se....no matter what
sorry bro...today is the end of this week.

....there is nothint too big for God menh..........i have been fasting since monday

I must enter front page this week se....no matter what

Happy birthday bro wheesin....i shall rejoice moree with you by september...............mechanical engineering aspirant no dey here ni.....mooo we rub mind+heart together na

i won't comment..no matter what

Na black oo.....na joke you think the ''yeyes'' dey wear red and black

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Lordseyad: If anybody say u no go make am, hear dis: Ayipa niti steering, Atepa niti brake,
Afapa niti gear, Afunbe niti tyre, Awapa niti moto. Na so ur enemy life go be.
Oya gba ori re mu... Ki o kepe Oluwa lohun rara... pariwo bi eni ti team e
score... so wipe Ooooluwa ooooo!! Tani eni naa t'o gba Blackberry Bold5 lowo
mi, t'o wa gbe Nokia 3310 lemi lowo... Ina Olorun oooo!!!Jo owo naa ki o si fi
BB porche ropo. Adura!



Oya Pray, pray, pay...

I hope you are praying.....
If the person beside you isn't, Abeg leave his side..


Evening Aspirants-'Unilorites to be'and moi fellow Unilorites.

amin amin amin loruko Jesu......e seun pastor...............seti jeun sha

Chai......chai.....chai.....##how many times did i said that

happy sunday my people:lets drop our todays funny/embarassing experience

Mine==actually.it wasn't my fault.I'd blame it on nature;actually my nature

While returning from church today,i knew my face would have turned grey-white(dont ask me why)

Going home,i saw a tinted-car parked on the street and i decided to make use of the car's side mirror to amend my face(had i know.......)

When i got to where the car was parked and about to use the mirror,i noticed that the mirror has dust particle on it which won't give me my desired reflection..i decided to clean the mirror,but with what??i only had my clean white handkerchief with me(i'm one saustomobic clean dude)

I decided to wipe it with my hand but it wouldn't clean......i just decided to spit on my hand,them clean the mirror;but before i did,i made sure that no one was in sight

To minimize my ordeal..i spit on my hand and use it to rub my face real good....after that,my mind just told me to look into the car.........and lo and behold brethren.....i saw the owner of the car in the car with family of 5 (including the girl that was supposed to give me an answer to my advances to her tonight):all looking at me with this stern look as if i was a criminal.........

before i knew it...the car just zoomed off as if it was been chased by thieves.....................i just felt like the ground should open and fell in then...............





P.S....what is romantic about it??==she promised to give me a kiss today ir her answer would be '''yesyyy

Thank God:i don't do any

EINSTEINPG: In the panoply of matters, the turn of the unfolding events as regards unilorin, has set trepidation in the hearts of the prospective candidates. Frustration and desperation are beginning to gradually erode the shrewdness and the gifted sense of judgement of the admission seekers. Hence, the psychologically befuddled acceptance of the connection apprehension.
The deliberate obfuscation of admission process credited to officials of Unilorin is a wake-up call to all of us that when illegality and undue obscurity are condoned overtime, they tend to attain societal acceptance with a high level of alacrity.
As a matter of fact, I am yet to recover from the panic-stricken I received on Tuesday when a family member decided to tow the line on my behalf. To avoid being branded supercilious and gullible, I relunctantly handed over my Jamb/Post Utme documents to him. And He proceeded to formalize an unholy alliance with an official of Unilorin, specifically a woman, whose phone number is now in my possession which am afraid, will not be shared on this forum as this will be tantamount to privacy compromise without Her permission. To His utter dismay, He was disappointedly told that given my Post Utme score my admission is guaranteed, but it is a function of a clause. And what is this rather unfortunate clause? A sum of #40,000!!!! As you might have correctly guessed, I honestly told my uncle that if "Merit Equation" is obviated from my admission success, then probably, this is not my year of gaining admission into the university.
Interestingly, my uncle texted me Her number and without hesitation I called Her to hear from the horse's mouth, but to my utter consternation She told me that She is just an underling to the fellow that would stamp my admission, and the money in totality goes to the OGA in charge of the arranged admission. Out of pure conscience and sheer honesty, I frankly told Her that i can't afford the astronomical sum of money that she and her crony are demanding for, when the underlying factors that will determine my admission are all greek to me. Her subsequent statements further knocked me off course, when she confidently said there was nothing they could do, and besides, admission nowadays is down to money. And funny enough she was saying all these at a market location as it was being confirmed by Her and the noisy background. But I have had more than I expected from Her, so I prudently decided to bid Her goodluck in Her mouth-watering expediton. Quite frankly that was pathetic. How could money be the sine qua non for admission rather than merit?
Fellow admission seekers, the proverbial connection is real indeed, considering my encounter with the aforementioned woman. But what can we do to forestall what seems ironically to be normal to these officials of the great citadel of learning? I think it is about time the staus quo was upset for the providential wind of change is imminent.
Prior to this time, I had always held Unilorin in great reverence, but things have started falling apart at speed of light and the centre can no longer be held. At this moment in time, there is a prevalent mismatch between the school's principles and the actions of the officials. They see the prospective candidates as mere commmodities to be cashed upon to fulfil their avariciously sordid wealth acquisition. No wonder, they don't embark on strike because they know that what they get from prospective candidates is enough to neutralize the erratic emolument they get from the Government. So they are not the saints they pretend to be, they are just mendaciously parading themselves to be sui generis. Why, my dearest officials of Unilorin?
Evidently, come september, if there are glaring indications that those that have less scores than we, are granted admission via CONNECTION ROUTE other than MERIT ROUTE, then we shall collectively petition the school's Governing Council. And if favourable response is not given to our collective petition, then publication of an OPEN LETTER in conjuction with a highly reputable national newspaper shall be our final recourse. Let there be a body of evidence that supports this modest proposal, if there is no modicum of transparency in this year's admission exercise, so that they would not be able to gainsay our disinterested claims by the time their irregularities are being published.
My apology in advance to the past and current students of Unilorin. The obverse of aided admission is half-baked graduates. Only GOD knows the number of students who are full of potentials and innovation that have been ignorantly denied admission as a result of greed. It is a common knowledge that when the desirable is unavailable then the available becomes desirable.In essence, when over-qualified candidates are rejected then the average ones are absorbed into the programme. So with that, average performances become inevitable. This is not an indirect way of labelling Unilorin alumni as mentally incapacitated graduates. In fact, am very much aware of the oddity of my remark and this has engulfed me in penitential mood.Perhaps I shouldn't have raised this point, but Providence knows best. Please accept my penitence.

i love this guy

Thunder fire u 4 making me enable "LOAD IMAGE"on my opera-mini

Bross....go and watch atleast 10 nollywood film.....tank me leta...or...just give her time...i mean,,avoid her 4 a while n study her reaction

Simple.just eat food with lot of pepper..invite him and give an unforgetable B.J...........thank me leta

vokalguy: I think you should focus on improving your knowledge of the English Language... after a few seconds reading this shenanigan, I did not even bother to go on... too lazy to properly spell words out! You either do not know how to spell or you are just retarded.

calm down bross

robinicule: lol ur really scared ooo...my advice, just summon courage and go meet her, maybe while she is sitting lol.

....haaaaaaaa....i go fal down b4 i rch her place o