₦airaland Forum

robinicule: lol, very funny, u shouldnt tremble, she is human too, u could start by saying hello, saying ur name, introducing a hand shake, ask if she does come ther often and d rest will just come to u, remember just relax and talk to her as if she is ur friend... ..she wont bite....worst thing she might not give u proper reply, buh dats a stepping stone and d part 1 4 u.... so when u see her again would be d part 2, dont hesitate to approach den u will be like, remember me ? am d guy that ...............etc figure out d rest

,,,,,,chai,,,,haaaa...since den...wen eva i c ha cmin..na maraton tinz o..........bsyd,,,,,shes tall mehn...ano fit handu her

It isnt easy to toast a gal o,,esp.if u are short....it hapend dat my frnd invited me to his church n i went dia....durin d savice,dia ws ds gal dat ws starin @ me all tru....4 my mind,,,i tot i dan catch chick......afta savice,i summon courage.....na so i cal gal o...............ds gal tall lyk mount everest en.....she cm dy luk me 4 grnd lyk say i b her jnr broda...............[chai,,,til date,i neva blv wat i sd,maYb na bcus i dy trembu den]tremblin..ano knw wetin i go tlk....i jst aked her==ejo,shey ema n je ewa??in eng=do u lyk eatin beans?.....[mayb na bcus i lyk beans.ano knw]...................na den i knw say ppl dy listen......cm c lafin as if na comedy club we day...since dat day en...i neva atempt tostin agn....i nw hv CHICK-PHOBIA

VICTORCIZA: are they from dubai. dibai pants and bra are durable

..yes o..,u cn also visit my email 4 propa biznes==SAREWOLE@SUKUN'JADE.COM

En en.,am catch u.,oya.,go bak 2 d clases nw...(i given u english test u no wan do).,dnt mind her o jaree.,he is 1 of my pupils in j.s2

I dnt rememba d holy book telin us hw a prophet gv heads..,chai..,¤¤ runs out of thread b4 counta basin ¤¤

Abeg..i dy sell pants n bras o @ afordable prices...TESTED n TRUSTED

If i tlk agn..dm go say i too dy tlk....END-TIME Tinz

AfricanApple: toh wear all d condoms for ur hand kon do flesh to flesh na and see d result







fatherhood

u hv a point......so dat my hand wd b free frm germs....me ano dy tu lyk fathers hood...dat place tu borin...i prefa ladies hood

AfricanApple: u no fit use white nylon?

,,ano dy tu lyk wite lylon jor....hin tu smal 4 my ni**a

tbagjames: i get fairly used

,,actualy...i 8 smtin dat s fair....fair gals..fair dudes.......bt if u gt DARKLY USED sha

I go stl tlk ham......END-TIME TINZ.....:.bk in d dayz.....pple tink abt farm nt oda sex

Xsenga: OPEN SMALL HOLE 4 YA BED THEN U PUT UR PRICK INSIDE.

what!!!!!!!,,,,,dats inhumane to d bed na

Xsenga: OK, PUT AM 4 DEY MIDDLE.

wetin i go cm do nxt??

Xsenga: SO U KNOW DEY RIGHT PLACE 2 PUT AM.

...wch 1 b right agn....na middle my own dy o

Xsenga: DOUBLE ALL OF THEM.

..ano go put anytin on my "man-of-war" ni

Xsenga: OPEN ALL, PUT AM 4 UR FINGERS.

..bt na only 10 fingas i gt na

Xsenga: 60

,,,hmm......na hw dm dy tk use ham

Xsenga: HOW MANY U WANT?

......abg..na hw mani dy dey 1 pck

Abeg....na wia dm dy sell condom hia?

I'll jst go 2 d welder wu wedded us....#§welder..,unwed ds tin wt oxy-ethene flame nw#§

Bros...if u luk ryt.,i dy wit u..,luk left.,i dey..luk up..,na me......,..if u enta cell..my shadow?...=u no go c...,LOYALTY

temigracie: how about if a woman has done almost all d things u have listed n yet her husband doesnt love her.....will u advice such woman to kuku resort for real love charms....

..,unname..,c nigerians o

Simpu..,cal her.,tlk 2 her!!.,lobatan

Ano talk ham?...¤¤END TIME TINZ¤¤

tonididdy: LOL

..u misd dat..my gf name na LOLA....¤tongue out¤..u misd dat!

tonididdy: wtf

...wow..hw u tk knw my ful name,....WALE TOYINBO FEMI...end time tinz

Jst buy her sharwama...........boro ride(if u dnt hv).......$tank me leta$

Chai.....END TIME TINZ...,bk in d days.,dm knw nthn abt Fingerin..,REPENT

I'm sure dis guy is amng d reason y ds site ws hacked.......**sobbing**i lost my account

Chai..,i am no tink dat i wl mis dis nairaland 2 mch..,many thins hapin 2 me durin d absent...,my gf liv me dat i dnt cal ha agn bcus i am alwas try to log in into nairaland...chai..,pls.,i am want my gf bak..,i nids ur hlpin hands

U dont knw d worth of wat u hv,until u lose it;dy say.....nw i blv it