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My 1st Time As A TOASTER by Phemsy(m): 10:14am On Jul 13, 2014
It isnt easy to toast a gal o,,esp.if u are short....it hapend dat my frnd invited me to his church n i went dia....durin d savice,dia ws ds gal dat ws starin @ me all tru....4 my mind,,,i tot i dan catch chick......afta savice,i summon courage.....na so i cal gal o...............ds gal tall lyk mount everest en.....she cm dy luk me 4 grnd lyk say i b her jnr broda...............[chai,,,til date,i neva blv wat i sd,maYb na bcus i dy trembu den]tremblin..ano knw wetin i go tlk....i jst aked her==ejo,shey ema n je ewa??in eng=do u lyk eatin beans?.....[mayb na bcus i lyk beans.ano knw]...................na den i knw say ppl dy listen......cm c lafin as if na comedy club we day...since dat day en...i neva atempt tostin agn....i nw hv CHICK-PHOBIA

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Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by robinicule(m): 10:37am On Jul 13, 2014
lol, very funny, u shouldnt tremble, she is human too, u could start by saying hello, saying ur name, introducing a hand shake, ask if she does come ther often and d rest will just come to u, remember just relax and talk to her as if she is ur friend... ..she wont bite....worst thing she might not give u proper reply, buh dats a stepping stone and d part 1 4 u.... so when u see her again would be d part 2, dont hesitate to approach den u will be like, remember me ? am d guy that ...............etc figure out d rest
Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by Phemsy(m): 10:54am On Jul 13, 2014
robinicule: lol, very funny, u shouldnt tremble, she is human too, u could start by saying hello, saying ur name, introducing a hand shake, ask if she does come ther often and d rest will just come to u, remember just relax and talk to her as if she is ur friend... ..she wont bite....worst thing she might not give u proper reply, buh dats a stepping stone and d part 1 4 u.... so when u see her again would be d part 2, dont hesitate to approach den u will be like, remember me ? am d guy that ...............etc figure out d rest
,,,,,,chai,,,,haaaa...since den...wen eva i c ha cmin..na maraton tinz o..........bsyd,,,,,shes tall mehn...ano fit handu her
Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by robinicule(m): 11:11am On Jul 13, 2014
Phemsy: ,,,,,,chai,,,,haaaa...since den...wen eva i c ha cmin..na maraton tinz o..........bsyd,,,,,shes tall mehn...ano fit handu her
lol ur really scared ooo...my advice, just summon courage and go meet her, maybe while she is sitting lol.
Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by Phemsy(m): 11:18am On Jul 13, 2014
robinicule: lol ur really scared ooo...my advice, just summon courage and go meet her, maybe while she is sitting lol.
....haaaaaaaa....i go fal down b4 i rch her place o
Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by vokalguy(m): 11:25am On Jul 13, 2014
Phemsy: It isnt easy to toast a gal o,,esp.if u are short....it hapend dat my frnd invited me to his church n i went dia....durin d savice,dia ws ds gal dat ws starin @ me all tru....4 my mind,,,i tot i dan catch chick......afta savice,i summon courage.....na so i cal gal o...............ds gal tall lyk mount everest en.....she cm dy luk me 4 grnd lyk say i b her jnr broda...............[chai,,,til date,i neva blv wat i sd,maYb na bcus i dy trembu den]tremblin..ano knw wetin i go tlk....i jst aked her==ejo,shey ema n je ewa??in eng=do u lyk eatin beans?.....[mayb na bcus i lyk beans.ano knw]...................na den i knw say ppl dy listen......cm c lafin as if na comedy club we day...since dat day en...i neva atempt tostin agn....i nw hv CHICK-PHOBIA

I think you should focus on improving your knowledge of the English Language... after a few seconds reading this shenanigan, I did not even bother to go on... too lazy to properly spell words out! You either do not know how to spell or you are just retarded.

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Re: My 1st Time As A TOASTER by Phemsy(m): 11:32am On Jul 13, 2014
vokalguy:

I think you should focus on improving your knowledge of the English Language... after a few seconds reading this shenanigan, I did not even bother to go on... too lazy to properly spell words out! You either do not know how to spell or you are just retarded.
calm down bross

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