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Seun:
I've just finished watching the recently leaked episode of Game of Thrones.
While the main thread is closed, we can discuss the leaked episode here.
(Search google or reddit or your favourite torrent site if you want to download it.)


::: TERRIBLE SPOILERS BELOW. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK! :::

pls can you help me with the link?

when is the next boat leaving? ehh oga Explorers

the greatest enemy of a man are members of his household..

Darey00:
The Maths is not that hard, we did mainly abstract mathematics (theorems, integrations and linear algebra), so u just need to be able to think logically

thanks for clearing that out. what about programming?

horlahsunbo225:
Just make sure you are good in mathematics

am not oh, but am studying to improve

Darey00:
So ppl don dey run for My course, computer science..

proudly NACOSSite jare

dude I applied for comp science, please tell me how hard is it like the (maths)

8. But he'll cut you off, announcing that what you two once had is now over and you're no longer welcome at his shop. He goes on to say that if you dare set foot in his shop again, this will happen::::::

7. You'll break down in tears and apologize profusely. You'll tell him that it was just one time and even though you might have enjoyed it, it meant nothing to you.

6. Then your barber will scream and shout, demanding to know why

5. When this happens, you'll lie terribly.

"Errr....I've been sick oh. You see ehn, I went into a coma after an appendix surgery and my doctor seeing that my hair was bushy, gave me this haircut."

4. He'll inevitably catch you one day and ask why you haven't come in for your regular haircut, all the while eyeing your hair suspiciously.

3. You'll try and avoid your main barber for the amount of time it'll take your hair to grow back.

*This will be you whenever you see him coming.*

2. If the new barber does a really good job with your hair, the internal conflict will destroy your mind.

1. When you're on your way to another barber shop (for whatever reason), you'll keep looking around to make sure your main barber doesn't catch you.


"Who the hell was that?!" *jumps inside dustbin to hide*



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one word::::: slut

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Explorers:
Not ex, US President official vehicle.

It's stated that the beast's armour is about 5-8inches thick.

They said it can withstand a direct tank shell or RPGs.

But ive not seen the test.

I don't think there will be chance to launch such attack on the vehicle, because when is moving, they secure it up to a mile in radius.

I also read that the driver is trained to evade an attack if such occurs..

In a country like Nigeria, where most churches constantly make money off their members, there is a church operating in Abuja which does not collect tithe or offering from its members.


The church is Givers Embassy, aka Home of Consular Generals, which was formally established in Abuja at the conference hall of 3J’s Hotel last Sunday, July 30, 2017. According to the pastor, the church is dedicated to the service of humanity especially Nigerians who are going through economic hardship.


The pastor, Edward Olutoke said: “Givers Embassy exists to raise Consular Generals for God’s kingdom on earth. We give visas to houses, cars and businesses. Above all, we give visas to things that make life meaningful. “These consular generals would, through their devotion to God’s word, worship, and worthy living, inspire the much needed spiritual and socio-economic transformation in their lives and that of others.


The problem of our society is greed. It’s not Boko Haram, it’s not Biafra. If we can solve the problem of greed in Nigeria, we will be better for it,” the pastor of the newly established church, Edward Olutoke said shortly after the first church service. “In Nigeria, we don’t give back to the society. People who give back, give peanuts. We don’t need to only feed the people who are in poverty, we need to give them life. Instead of giving them fish, we teach them how to catch the fish."


Speaking on why his church doesn’t collect tithes and offering, Olutoke said the vision came from God. “God told me that as the owner of the church, he would build and sustain the church. God asked me not to collect tithes and offering. We are to help the needy. God said any member of the church who wants to touch other people’s lives can do it directly to the needy.


The Holy Spirit is leading us and we don’t want people to believe that they must bring offering to church before they are blessed, no. If I give offering in the church while a woman close to me is dying of hunger, what have I done? "As a Christian, I should not allow that woman to die. The God who created the woman won’t be happy with me if I packaged an offering to the church while she is suffering."


NAIJ.com earlier reported that a social media user identified as @ozorchristian, shared a picture of a church's 'special offering' which he claims is from a Ghanaian church. According to the picture, the church offers as little as $240 (about N86,000) for a 24-hour miracle, and as much as $5,000, (N1.8m) for you to be elevated to a millionaire status.

The man get eyes ohhh

Desdemona:
I Started the year as a jobless graduate. I had recently resigned from my place of work. Having read so much about making money online. I took a bold step and decided to be open to genuine opportunities. I surfed the internet for hours; nairaland was not out if my reach during this period. Affiliate marketing caught my attention and while reading a certain thread, I came across a comment by "Nogen" on how she made over 2000 euros in three weeks by marketing for a gold company online. I got attracted by that comment and did everything possible to see that I reached her.

We finally did meet and learning that she was a working-mum of triplets beat my imagination. How was she able to combine working in a school, being a nanny to her triplets and working on line at the same time with ease? I set a target for myself and got to work. To say it was a roller-coaster ride would be one fat lie. But hey! it was more than worth it. I wanted to build a lasting career for myself; not a partaker of some ponzi scheme that would come crumbling. I began the journey Jan 22, 2017 and in March 30, I earned my first 2100 euros. You see, the same journey that took Nogen three weeks to accomplish, took me over two months but then, I still would applaud myself. If i didn't open my mind to the opportunity, I probably would never have come across such amount in a short period of time.

In this journey, I realized a few things, the reasons why many Nigerians are poor or leaving below standard:

Many Nigerian youths are lazy.
They are not interested in building their own dreams.
They lack the passion or drive for success.
They are daydreamers.
They live by excuses.

I learnt one major thing:

WHETHER YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN OR YOU CAN'T, YOU ARE RIGHT. BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE.

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