1. When you're on your way to another barber shop (for whatever reason), you'll keep looking around to make sure your main barber doesn't catch you.


"Who the hell was that?!" *jumps inside dustbin to hide*



http://www.zikoko.com/post/all-the-things-that-happen-when-you-cheat-on-your-barber

Lemme park here first

2. If the new barber does a really good job with your hair, the internal conflict will destroy your mind.

3. You'll try and avoid your main barber for the amount of time it'll take your hair to grow back.

*This will be you whenever you see him coming.*

4. He'll inevitably catch you one day and ask why you haven't come in for your regular haircut, all the while eyeing your hair suspiciously.

5. When this happens, you'll lie terribly.

"Errr....I've been sick oh. You see ehn, I went into a coma after an appendix surgery and my doctor seeing that my hair was bushy, gave me this haircut."

6. Then your barber will scream and shout, demanding to know why

7. You'll break down in tears and apologize profusely. You'll tell him that it was just one time and even though you might have enjoyed it, it meant nothing to you.

8. But he'll cut you off, announcing that what you two once had is now over and you're no longer welcome at his shop. He goes on to say that if you dare set foot in his shop again, this will happen::::::

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This sounds like when a man is cheating.

Rorachy:
This sounds like when a man is cheating.

hahaha.. yes na. That is the scene they are tryna paint.

So hilarious

Lmao!!! That internal conflict... My current barber is that good and i had to stick with him...

I no more pass the street of my previous barber it feels like i cheated on my wife

Hummmm... Yeye dey smell

fantastically corrupt OP

Rorachy:
This sounds like when a man is cheating.

definitely