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Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: People Are Already Drinking Methylated Spirit Mixed With Soft Drinks by phetto(m): 11:50pm On Feb 10, 2018
kestolove95:
drinking is bad, if u do it..u will go to hell
Lol
Hold your heaven let us hold our hell
TV/Movies / Re: Celebrity Housemates Reality TV Show: Eniola Badmus Up For Eviction by phetto(m): 9:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
BEENUEL:
Are we okay on this part of this world?


What is this?

We are not @ all

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Princess Gives K.Brule A Handjob In Front Of Other Housemates by phetto(m): 6:07pm On Feb 10, 2018
Arsenal Don lose

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Which Football Club You Love Watching But Do Not Support? by phetto(m): 11:46am On Feb 10, 2018
Arsenal
Because dey can disappoint

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Culture / Re: Uncommon Yoruba Names For Boys And Girls – See List by phetto(m): 11:20am On Feb 09, 2018
leye001:
Why did my parents name me ADELEYE? . A boys' name for that matter cry
Nice name for a beautiful lady

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Cee-C "I Can Make N45 Million In One Week!" Nigerians React by phetto(m): 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2018
Nice 1

Am coming back to make coment

If you knw you knw
Romance / Re: 'my Baby Dont Need To Work' - See All I Bought For Her Enjoyment (photos) by phetto(m): 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2018
IamAirforce1:
It's no longer news that my girlfriend is pregnant and I would soon become a daddy .

I've taking full responsibility of my actions because that's what a real man should do and not run away .

I'm in my twenties and girlfriend is just 23yrs old so we are one cool happy guys .

My baby mama to be don't need to work .
She should sit at home and rest well till she put to bed.

I will cater for all her needs and everything she needs would be provided.

I've arranged the house in order for her comfort because her happiness and that of my baby is so important to me.

I will always be there anytime she needs anything .

THIS IS LOVE.

Money No Be Problem.


Keep winning bro

Dont forget to invite us to the naminig ceremony
Business / Re: Video:otedola Is Catching Cold As His Daughter Djcuppy Laughing At Him In UK by phetto(m): 7:25am On Feb 07, 2018
Money is good
Crime / Re: Man Transporting Arms To Benue Intercepted In Jigawa (photos) by phetto(m): 6:53am On Feb 07, 2018
SOFTENGR:

This man na bad guy.
So you wan share gun for two of them to kill each other.
Oya position well, take koboko
Typically usa type of transaction
Celebrities / Re: Amy Demure Solomon Expecting Child With Solomon Temioluwa, Reekado Banks Manager by phetto(m): 6:42am On Feb 07, 2018
CollinsWeGlobe:
lalasticlala, don't bother moving it to frontpage. That girl is pregnant for someone else Reekado Banks the attention seeker knows what his doing. Op make your research before u post.

He only snapped with her to seek attention on social media shocked if you do your research very well the real owner of the pregnancy has started ranting on IG.

REAL HUSBAND BELOW.

Its reekados broda

Bloggers with primary skul certificates full naija

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by phetto(m): 4:00pm On Feb 05, 2018
$100 btc available paxful
Romance / Re: Hmmm... I Know I'll Soon Be Killed But Sadly I Can't Prevent It by phetto(m): 9:19pm On Feb 04, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
i had once run away from my former location due to this same issue. I feel remorseful for some time before i find myself going into the act uncontrollably again. Bet9ja virtual football is an addiction too strong to avoid. I've played my boss, my friends, church members, mum and a host of other people because of this addiction.

You can change by changing your moniker first
Celebrities / Re: 45K African Fashion IG Account For Sale by phetto(m): 5:39pm On Feb 04, 2018
How much bro
Romance / Re: Expert Warns Against Use Of Sex Dolls by phetto(m): 1:00pm On Feb 04, 2018
Mixing work with religion

Rubbish

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Education / Re: Breaking News!!! UNIBEN Senate Rusticated The SUG President, PRO and other Excos by phetto(m): 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2018
fvcknl5:
If mods fit ban me till 2028 for speaking against BBN nothing again fit surprise me for this life.

Seun and his cohorts are losing it

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Business / Re: Get A Functional Clickbank Account Plus The Right Niches To Promote For 2018. by phetto(m): 1:24pm On Feb 03, 2018
Just teach me how to make money with this clickbank.

I have two accts

I can also help create accounts

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Business / Re: 4 Business And Career Growth Secrets I Learnt From A Cashew Tree - Johnspeak by phetto(m): 12:32pm On Feb 02, 2018
Post like this should be on the front page not all dis bbnaija rubbish
Good one bro

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Nina Apologizes To Her Boyfriend For Kissing Miracle In The Shower by phetto(m): 8:20pm On Feb 01, 2018
Alexander07:
What's the purpose of this show.. i dn't understand.

If person answer Abeg quote me

Myself no Knw d purpose
Sports / Re: Dele Ajiboye Took Nigeria To CHAN Final, Says Sudan Coach Logarusic Hrvatsko by phetto(m): 2:29pm On Feb 01, 2018
BabangidaHamza:
He reduced his actual age from 29yrs to 17yrs during the U-17 World Cup tournament... From just looking at his face you know ajiboye is clocking around 40yrs of age

No wonder the country is not growing
Sports / Re: Dele Ajiboye Took Nigeria To CHAN Final, Says Sudan Coach Logarusic Hrvatsko by phetto(m): 10:15am On Feb 01, 2018
No be 1990 dem born dis 1

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Uganda's Parliament Members In Serious Fight (Video) by phetto(m): 4:35pm On Jan 30, 2018
Lol

Trump said the truth

Shithole countries full Africa

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Technology Market / Re: XD Design Wireless Earbuds(earpiece).. N3500 (pics) by phetto(m): 8:18pm On Jan 29, 2018
fuckboys:
have you tested it?, How's the bass output?

Great bro
Technology Market / Re: XD Design Wireless Earbuds(earpiece).. N3500 (pics) by phetto(m): 7:08pm On Jan 29, 2018
Nice doing business with you bro
Phones / Re: Who Else Got Scammed By Mtn With Data This Weekend by phetto(m): 10:49am On Jan 29, 2018
mikel6:
I subscribed for mtn 500mb only to be notified of zero data after opening three Web pages. My friend did not even see his Mb after subscribing.

Same here bro
Politics / Re: Call Your NSA To Order- Niger Delta Stakeholders Tell Buhari,protest In PH(PICS) by phetto(m): 5:59pm On Jan 26, 2018
Amirullaha:

Am sorry boss'..

Go and sin no more grin grin
Politics / Re: Call Your NSA To Order- Niger Delta Stakeholders Tell Buhari,protest In PH(PICS) by phetto(m): 5:47pm On Jan 26, 2018
Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprised at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 73g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know.
-''Swear
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.
Kneel down

Lemme swear for you

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Politics / Re: Call Your NSA To Order- Niger Delta Stakeholders Tell Buhari,protest In PH(PICS) by phetto(m): 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2018
Newbiee:
I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN- PMB

You will replace temporary hardship with
permanent suffering

You will create fertile ground for the wicked to regroup

You will lay red carpet to welcome your common enemy

You will lavishly entertain your oppressors

I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN - PMB

You will replace rare honesty with serial
falsehood

You will replace integrity with painful impunity

You will relapse into unending regret and "had we known" end all statements.

I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN- PMB

You will be calling for greater recession to be managed by greediest elements

You will be asking the poor to go to hell

You will be looking at the end of an era

Probably the end of once prosperous nation.

I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN - PMB

The Courts and the judicial system will privatise itself such that, the hope of common man be dashed and justice turns commodity market the rich alone can bargain and highest bidder gets the justice
Injunctions will then carry price tag, stay of
execution will have price, adjournment will be bought and common man turn to God or Self.

I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN- PMB

You will be asking for poison, strong enough to burst the belly, fast in action to send beyond, heralding the end of a journey

You will be seeing the last man

Passionate about a nation

Thinking less about his passion and the last generation with compassion and you have good things exclusive to the richly corrupt alone

I AM CERTAIN, IF YOU PULL DOWN THIS MAN -PMB

I AM CERTAIN !
You will be stopping healing process

And the wound becomes fresher and painful then healing becomes far fetched
As teeth gnashing signals a Long time regret

Generations to come would be greeted with untold hardship.
They will vehemently curse you such that the grave will press your ribs- to ribs.

Pls REFLECT !!!

30k loading
End of month things

Oloriburuku ni gbogbo awon BMC crew

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Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by phetto(m): 5:40pm On Jan 26, 2018
The only thing I observed in this drama was that the dude did not know how to handle a very stubborn and rude bi*ch

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Crime / Re: Man Turns Lady Into A Goat In Port Harcourt - Facebook User Says (Photos) by phetto(m): 5:33pm On Jan 26, 2018
josielewa:
go and tell them in osogbo..or make them angry and boast they aint gat natin up their sleeved..then u will understand that America no b africa..

Lol. Ave been living in oshogbo for like 7yrs and have not encounter anything extraordinary except the rate of illiterates and poverty there

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Headmaster & Student Sex Video - Ghanaian Blasts Nigerians by phetto(m): 5:27pm On Jan 26, 2018
Dis guy blast us sha
If not for the bastard wey do ask rock

Ordinary Ghana citizen do wash us like dis

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