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Mentcee: Tinubu, you will fail in the end.
Tifnubu, you'l pay in the end.
You frog eyed pick pocket
Saying another has deep pocket
Who corrupt pass you?
You're a failure, damn you!
Goodluck is Godsent.
To jail you'l be sent
Bloody squint eyed wretch
In jail you will quench
We're in a democracy
If in doubt, you're crazy
You'l end badly
If you don't quit talking
madly
Prong tongued king of barons
Thinking we're moronns!
Ur lootings weren't immoral?
The hemlock for you'd b oral
Revolution is now okay,
In your head filled wit cocaine
Or is it filled with weed?
Indeed it is; you're a
supporter of ganjaweed
Instead of turning a hero
You'v remained an agbero
Ekiti rejected you totally
your kit & kin hate u utterly
You are very self centred
But we'l have u countered
Your end is near
Gej's victory is here!
God bless 2015-2019 .
GEJ na the in thing!



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cool poem.

Like seriously? The likes of him made Nigeria the way it is, not about parties now, politicians are all d same, thieves, and try to portray themselves as saints when they are even worse.

lomaxx: I don't understand why some of you go to lengths to vindicate a man of his own shortcomings. So because the president of an African country "hugged" this man, it now means he is increasing spiritually. Dammit!! Some of you think with your anuses shamelessly. There should be an IQ criteria before topics are posted on Nairaland. The foolishness is getting out of hand !!

Bro I taya o, seriously I do wonder how some pple reason here too

DonaldGenes: Nope,Not abou' self-righteous or whatever you mean.. You can't just called your fellow man who passed through a hustling phase to make it and you outta the blue moon begin to Hate on him for no such reason.
Truthfully,That was so wrong, so unchatitable, untactful of you, and Clearly an unjustified reason. Life is too short to monkeying around with some hate speech., And hey, if you think i give any less of a phùçk NØT even from a packet full of Phūçks,then {you're dead wrong}

Cheers↙↙↙↙↙↙

And life's too short to lie about wen actually itz easy to say d truth, or use panadol for anoda man's headache, he aint complaining or did he complain 2u, I follow him on twitter and he doesn't give a damn either u call him ugly or not, 'cos he knows the truth for himself.

DonaldGenes: So tagging him " Ugly" invariably makes you HAPPY right?

No, but I just called a spade and spade, and satisfied I said d truth. I guess you are HAPPY wiv ur self righteous attitude. He won't kill u for saying d truth, he'll appreciate u for saying d truth honestly.

Chaleeee: You are abusing your stoopidity privilege. No work, No pay. Pls put up another shallow defense. The world is waiting to view the rottenness of your belly.

so stoopidity is now ur privilege, now I know sha, no wonder u displayed a high level of ur stoopidity here. If the govt did what was right initially, there won't be any reason for strike in d 1st place, abi u didn't think it dat way wiv ur rotten belly.

DonaldGenes: Yours should rather be "Handsome Pheyikemi,Ugly kids"

Hopefully, you gonna like that "if" I say the same to you?
Moral of the story, stop being a HATER and exhibiting puerile e-behaviour

Itz not abt hatred, itz just d plain truth, calling him handsome when he's not is tantamount to lying, you are a liar. Learn to say the truth, it doesn't hurt really.

Chaleeee: Everybody has a right to be stoopid but you are abusing the privilege.
What are they waiting for?? Let them go on strike again. They want to receive wages they didn't work for and you are here saying they are begging. Is LASG Santa Claus??

Hello stoopid, and what privilege are u abusing, if I may ask. Are u LASG, let LASG decide and stop using panadol for anoda man's headache.

Don't be annoyed anymore, forgive and forget.

Ugly man, beautiful kids .

Chaleeee: Then NMA should do what it knows how to do best. GO ON STRIKE!!!! Ode doctors. Whya have they not gone on strike yet
When you abuse a thing, it looses it's values.

Now they are begging , you are here whining, if they went on strike again, you'll be the 1st to start convulsing on N/L. But why are some pple like this sef?

These classified top secrets u just discovered of which women never share, how did u come by them? I guess a she-male told u abi. Keep deceiving urself detective genius.

More like 18 signs u both want to marry each other, ur write up shd be solely abt d guy's attributes if we were to go wiv ur topic, but unfortunately some were abt d gal e.g 6,9,10,11,12,13

The bo.0b-loving guys should love this, hehehe

You are on a tissue paper

...And what happened to his trousers?

Curlieweed: Why is this in the "politics" section.

maybe because d synonym for "a thief" is "politician"

Yuck, fats everywhere.

sunnedee: In fact... They should go ahead... I trust professors...
Won ma ba won lako bi ibon....
Those crazy assholes.... Like government... Like NAFDAC... no bearing.... Just like a rudderless ship...
Why can't we for once.... For God's sake... Just once... Try and do something the right way?
Somebody said "This thing may cure a certain disease" why not test his/her claims before talking through the anus?

Why expect the oyibo's to come and do everything for us?
And for all those half baked graduates and students that are spewing thrash here... I dont blame you... Y'all are products of the fucking system ... (I wrote fu.c.k.ing... Not bleeping... Godda..mnit)

In fact... Am off to bed... Nansense!!!!

My brother, I taya for naija and her peeps o, the way some pple reason here will make u wonder if the schl really passed thru them or they just passed thru schl.

maxani: Does nafdac really have a case against the prof? No "drug" has been manufactured or sold here. Just suggestions on what to eat... But do I know.. I stand to be corrected.

Are you minding them? Even the one who spent the money set aside to cater for ebola victims on cars wasn't prosecuted o.

expert101: Pheyikemi, where have u been?

I'm around o . Thanks.

kilokeys: its unmanly to smile as a guy.. oya.. i go change d pinshure

It is manly to smile jor. At least u smiled and looked better in the new pics .

kilokeys: from my deductions... marriage is alot better when

1. The Men are responsible financially whether or not the wife makes any more. not waiting for her to share his bills.

2. The women are home builders.. take care of the kids, i fit swear say all the women posted here cooks for thier husbands and dont care if he helps out with d dishes or nt.


to my future wife out there.. remain humble, homely and virtuous. no nagging. no feminism.


while i try my best. to build a conducive environment for the both of us.. for the Garden of Eden was created before Eve was introduced.


ill Find YOU.


incase u r here catch a glimpse of me.. i promise.. i won't be long

Yes u are kinda right. But pls try smiling sometime, ur face is just to hard when you are not Okoro. Abeg smile and let d wrinkle disappear.

Pathetic!

experimentist: Ok, get ready, by tmrw morning we are taking u to maiduguri you are gona be praying for our gallant army against boko haram.. Pray hard!

Do I av to move to maiduguri b4 my prayers get answered? God hears me wherever I am, so do not fret.

experimentist: hehe.. R u a prayer warrior or hulk hogan

A prayer champion

experimentist: lol, now dis one is funny B

u don't mean it, it aint even funny. Don't worry I'll rememba u in my prayers.

experimentist: dis shits aint funny.. Why is everybody laffin like some yaba leftist psychos!

it's cos u lack a sense of humour datz y u didn't find it funny. Mind u, d sh1t is damn funny

Brahms: OP, na hand you dey take walk?? See as your finger nail dirty!

wicked!!! Can't stop laffing though