₦airaland Forum

SillyMods:
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At least your brain allows you to agree some mods are silly. If nothing else, that should be about a score of 20 on IQ measurement. Not as weak as that of GEJ. Well done.

What do we say about you with an intelligent quotient of 5? The only achievement you've made so far is "nagging", keep it up.

SillyMods:
Stop whining!

GEJ took corruption to another level entirely. To win the title of Ineffectual Buffoon is not easy. The man didn't know anything happening around him.

You are even sillier than the mods. The access to internet and information made people think GEJ masterminded corruption in Nigeria. If we had access to the internet in Abacha's regime like we did in GEJ's, you'll know GEJ is a learner compared to Abacha and his then petroleum minister. Stop heaping Nigeria's blame on GEJ, our problem started with the North from the '60s. Back to the topic, if Bubu get liver, make e try am, we are watching and waiting.

Only God knows what the swap deal btwn the FG and boko haram terrorists entails. Now those poor guys were sent to untimely deaths, who will care for their families? The North should find a way to deal with this malignancy they created biko and leave the innocents out of their shiits. I'm tired of this one day, another wahala in Nigeria abeggi. Shame on this s1lly government.

RoyalBlak007:
Huge Kidney Stone

Believe it or not this 7-inch kidney stone was found in a patient in Hungary and upon removal it looked like a large deformed ostrich egg.

Errrm that would be a bladder stone not a renal/kidney stone.

Nigerian politicians, na ur mate be dat o. Ordinary resign, dem nor fit despite being unable to perform, they chop with pdp, they decamped to apc, the chopping continues, some hail them and call them saints. Oshi!

How I wish Rivers APC could help us remind the one here in osun to pay up workers salaries

romeoetin:
Anyone oo. Imagine I couldn't eat well yesterday cos rice na N140 per cup

funny you

I solely wish by "all" your co-polithieves are included, sacrifice your allowances and fat salaries for minimum wages from now on and learn to endure like the masses have been enduring since you people got to power, then I'll believe you meant that epistle.

0-1-0 OR 0-0-1 OR 1-0-0

Osibanjo the scammer, this is how 419's behave. Zombies take note, the VP said y'all gonna suffer till 2018. Enjoy

moscobabs:
Economy recession has change a lot of rich and average people to poor people.

I was not the type that look for cheap things but the situation of things in the country turns me to another person because I have a lot of bills to pay and ego( money) no enter as it used to enter before.

Month ago I created a thread that I needed a cheap hotel where I can lodge in Benin that was after I have spent like 5days in one of the expensive hotels around Dawson and I was very broke so I needed a hotel that will less than 2k because I still have like 3 more weeks to finish my assignment in Benin .

On that day many Samaritans on Nairaland suggested some cheaper hotel for me and I eventually picked the one that is close to my place of assignment around Akpakpava, when I got to the hotel (name withheld ) I knew I won't enjoy my stay but never expect what am experiencing though. The attendant showed me some rooms for #1500 even dog can not survive if he sleep there talk less of human such person will just suffocate, the smell of sperm and cums plus bedbugs blood are stinky than that of abattior .

Sorry bro, why not get a good insecticide and spray the room you booked before going to work, mayhaps by the time you get back some of those things would've died

See queue on top small food . God in Your mercy please save Nigeria. Who cares for recession ram?

Praise God for the gift of life. Thank God for the gifts of nature given freely to us even though some set of people decided to steal it for themselves and their generations and they tell us to endure. Thank God for the free air we breathe in, if left to some, it'll be 1000 naira per litre now cos they'll wanna add subsidy cost to it. Thank you oh God for Your peace in our lives.

so true

@ Op, good lie or bad lie? If it's a good lie like telling me he's a petrol attendant whereas he's a boss in Chevron/NNPC/Shell, I wouldn't mind. But if it's a bad lie, that one na rough play oo.

The sad part is that most of these people voted for Buhari during the last election. I really don't blame Buhari much, I blame those who voted for him, cos if they hadn't voted for him, all this shii won't be happening now.

Hmm, God help us in Naija, even people wey sabi chop for dem dreams, no see food to chop for dream again, indeed, there's famine in the land.

todayboy:
Even the zombies of naira land are feeling it they don't have money to buy data

Its not Armageddon because you are enjoying

They are actually online, only that lately Bubu's actions is like you rubbing poo on their faces. In Jenny's voice : Shame haff catch them

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@ INEC, I yimu 4 una

Saraki 3x,how many times did I call you?, this change starts with you, so stop lying. Recession nor even dey your side.

I don't seem to understand these people anymore, is it the poor masses alone that are entitled to suffering while you and your cohorts pilfer and loot our resources. Mr Adesina, let us know when you start suffering, not able to afford 0-1-0 meal, not able to pay your rent or children fees, when you feel the world is on your shoulders, frustrated and angry cos things aint going well with you, maybe then people will listen to your lamentation.

Change should start with you Osibanjo. Don't take us for fools. QUIT LYING.

It's called change!

Nice pictures, looks like the scrub and curtains were sown from the same material

Who are they deceiving sef? Shey they think everyone in Nig is a zombie ni? Change should start with Buhari, he should let Edo State election take place this Saturday, no need to postpone. Awon smellos gbogbo.

tolulakin:
Has anybody noticed that Yoruba actors now have predictable identities in films? Check this and confirm if its true or not:

Okunnu (Wale Akorede) - He is always either the gateman, driver or the lazy, irresponsible husband who gets fed by his wife.

Sanyeri (Olaniyi Afonja) - He is the village nuisance who alongside his accomplice Golugo, is always causing confusion in the area. He is sometimes the gateman too.

Portable (Olu Olowogemo) - The mouth-running gateman who nobody takes serious and can hardly make sense. I doubt there is anybody who likes this guy among us viewers.

Odunlade Adekola - The crazy tout who nobody can handle or arrest. He also specializes in the cassanova roles.

Muyiwa Ademola - The bad-guy wannabe who tries his best to act bad but his face betrays his attempts.

Gbogbo Bigz Girls (Eniola Badmus) - The love-vendor who arranges small girls for big men but nobody wants to sleep with herself. She is also the cult/gang member who everybody fears because of her 'poof' size!

Jenifa (Funke Akindele) - The uncivilized village girl who has been living in Lagos for more than six years and still cannot piece together two correct words in English. I wonder how foolish she thinks we are...even garage boys can speak some correct words. From Jenifa to Jenifa's diary, she still cannot speak English!

Toyin Aimakhu - The no-restrictions actress. She is the gang member, the practical a.shawo...in short, Toyin Aimakhu is the only A-list Yoruba actress I know so far who is a potential soft-p.orn actress.

Faithia Balogun - Your typical Aunty Agbaya, who at her age will still not mind acting a.shawo, gang member etc.

Lets make it fun....add yours!

The Jennifer role portrayed by Funke Akindele is about a village girl with series of nasty attributes and she's so stubborn that she never takes to correction even when she's being corrected.

Imagine the photoshop! But where is her feet?

Jediel1:
Na to switch to herbal b dat na

Even for surgeries? You are impossicant

Just fiX the mess u put us in biko, talk talk government.