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RomanceRe: See What My Girl Prepared For Me For Me Today. by pheyikemi: 5:53pm On Sep 24, 2015
Why was the food moulded? You be pikin? See as you turn food into a sacrifice. No meat/fish, don't you have teeth?
CelebritiesRe: The Snakes Sound Sultan Sees When He Looks At The Nigerian Music Industry by pheyikemi: 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2015
If you wanna make frontpage, just create a snake topic.
You aint alone in this Soundsultan, the latest trend in town is "snake stories", even nairalanders see and kill snakes everyday.
CelebritiesRe: When a Guy Body Build Sotey His Chest Grow Boobs (pics) by pheyikemi: 5:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
This one na wa o, even d bo.obs get as e be, they look sad cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 9:42pm On Sep 08, 2015
olanshi:
What if there was no light or they took light in the process of trying to kill the python. grin
Then this confirms village pple are at work.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2015
thewarrior72:
I know for sure, u are one of those OLUWOLE CERTIFICATE HOLDERS, hence no need educating u on the difference between snakes & non venomous baby python. undecided
Whatever that means..., I don't care Mr Oluwole, even if u gave ur co-snake worshippers certificates, ko kan aye, all u need is to be delivered from ur serpentine spirit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
thewarrior72:
^^^^^For your type, ignorance is really a bliss, so enjoy it undecided
Hehehe, e pain am. To educate your ignorant self, always remember, snakes are not domestic animals.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Announces Concert To Mark 40th Birthday by pheyikemi: 6:15pm On Sep 08, 2015
Wow 2face @ 40, agba ti de o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 6:10pm On Sep 08, 2015
thewarrior72:
Are u this dumb always?, that is little python & not snake or boar constructor.And at such size it only preys on little animals e.g fow, rodent, bushrat, rabit etc.


I hope this cures ur ignorance?
So if I'm dumb, then you definitely are dumber. If you call dat monster "a little phython", then something must be wrong with the co-ordination pathway btwn your optic nerve and your brain. If @ your age, I av to teach you the difference btwn a wild animal and a domestic one, then you need help.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 6:06pm On Sep 08, 2015
ilobasama:
Lols. No mind am jare
thanks bro
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 5:56pm On Sep 08, 2015
ilobasama:
Novices coming here to form what they dont know. When his brain is clouded with insults, how else can he reason.......
Be forming snake master o, when you encounter one that'll teach you a lesson you'll never 4get in your life, your brain will reset to its default settings. Oshi!
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 5:49pm On Sep 08, 2015
ilobasama:
Dont let me even insult you. Go and do a research on python before you come here to quote me. That a snake is not poisonous makes it not dangerous ? You amaze me. So that snake in this pics is too little to attack or strangle an human being. Its not a must you talk and display your stupidity.
Better don't mind d smelly he-goat, he's likely in his euphoric state due to d expired weed he took.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 5:47pm On Sep 08, 2015
thewarrior72:
Another ignorant fellow, continue to wallow in your ignorance cry undecided
Stop playing smart by being dumb. If dumb pple like you take chances wiv snakes, smarter pple don't have to.
CelebritiesRe: 9 Nigerian Celebrities And The American Stars They Resemble (Photos) by pheyikemi: 5:22pm On Sep 08, 2015
Funke is a bigger version of her doppleganger. Tonto does NOT resemble kardishian
PoliticsRe: Declare Your Asset, Ekiti APC Tells Fayose by pheyikemi: 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2015
These people should just take a chill pill, see as dem carry Fayose's mata for head like dandruff, maybe when other governors start declaring theirs in the fullness of time, he'll follow suit.
To make this all easy, I think the apc governors should set the pace by declaring their assets first, I'm sure their counterparts will do the same.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Man Kills Big Water Python In His House In Lagos At Midnight (photos) by pheyikemi: 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2015
OMG! This is a huge monstrous snake. What's with 2015 and snakes sef ? And some pple will talk about preserving wicked animals like this, just like the 3rd person above me. When the thing twist you and stretch you, your eyes go clear, shey you hear?
CelebritiesRe: Can We Say This Is figure 7 or figure 8? [pic] by pheyikemi: 1:30pm On Sep 08, 2015
Ladies beware b4 u start eating like elephants, guys are sure gonna tell you they like big, curvy ladies, meanwhile when u become an amoeba, they'll be the 1st to come analyse you on N/L. Just be yourself, you are gonna add more flesh after u get married.
RomanceRe: Women And Infedility Are Like Bread And Butter (photo) by pheyikemi: 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2015
Dharniel:
op, how did eve cheat on her husband?
Eve cheated on her husband wiv the snake, she started by going out on a date wiv the snake and getting advice from the snake. Y'all know the rest of the story. cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Where Will You Worship God Today? by pheyikemi: 7:54am On Aug 30, 2015
In my HEART
PoliticsRe: How Technical Consultants Advised Amaechi Against Monorail Project After Collect by pheyikemi: 9:15pm On Aug 29, 2015
SAINT AMAECHI !!! angry angry
Car TalkRe: 8 Category Of Cars Old Men Drive In Nigeria by pheyikemi: 8:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
You forgot to add "agbegilodo", dem sabi drive the thing well well @ a very high speed of 20km/hr cheesy cheesy, with a very thick black cloud of smoke trailing behind.

Jokes EtcRe: Photo See This Harrious Conversation Between Two Graduates by pheyikemi:
Yeye pple, their case be like ds pics...

PoliticsRe: I Had Jets Before Becoming Governor – Okorocha by pheyikemi: 6:25pm On Aug 27, 2015
FreeGlobe:
what was his source of income before becoming governor?
My thoughts too
. The so called politicians coupled with their oral diarrhoea, lie up and down, as if all Nigerians are gullible like their followers.
RomanceRe: When She Says No by pheyikemi: 6:10pm On Aug 27, 2015
^^ zilch does not fit into d above statement, zilch = nothing grin grin
RomanceRe: When She Says No by pheyikemi: 4:57pm On Aug 27, 2015
funlord:
grin

Biggie...."Nna men Pac, wetin this _stupid OLODOANGELINA still wan yarn wey my nigga funlord don bury am finish?" .... 2pac..."Men biggie even me self the shame for the olosho! Abeg ASHIEGELA! Puta from here jare! your papa left balls!".....
Knock! Knock!! Hi, actually,I got curious and had to check out ur pics when I saw d word "ugly baboon", I thot you were a real baboon cheesy cheesy. You look way too cool(except for d gun) to be the one who typed all those stuffz, she's just a lady u know, biko show some love, you're the man, let's forgive and forget grin grin. Thanks in anticipation.
EducationRe: Funny Answers Given By A Student During A Test [Screenshot] by pheyikemi: 3:22pm On Aug 27, 2015
shocked
CareerRe: 8 Reasons You Should Never Take A Private School Teaching Job by pheyikemi: 7:41pm On Aug 24, 2015
Good points op, but in a country like ours, where the polithiefcians don't give a hoot abt the jobless youths, taking a teaching job in a private school is better than staying idle or stealing. Also, in the face of hunger, teaching job in a private school would be seen as a god-sent job.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Furious, Summons NDDC Mgt Over Contract-splitting by pheyikemi: 7:14pm On Aug 24, 2015
godson99:
Buabu Dogs for sale ..07038171425
Cute puppies
PoliticsRe: Buhari Furious, Summons NDDC Mgt Over Contract-splitting by pheyikemi: 6:31pm On Aug 24, 2015
Kwarruption efriwia, I like the use of dat verb furious frm d headlines, "Buhari furious", this kinda issues will make Buhari change from being SLOW to becoming FAST AND FURIOUS. cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Police Forced Us To Confess, Ikorodu Robbery Suspects Tell Court by pheyikemi: 6:19pm On Aug 24, 2015
Kudos NPF

EducationRe: 4 Nigerians Emerge Best Graduating Students At Dillard University, U.S- Photos by pheyikemi: 6:16pm On Aug 24, 2015
Environer:
This is not Dullard University from where the Daura President graduated. This is Dillard
Either ways, the two names be like twins fa!
PoliticsRe: Defected PDP Chairman, Inokoba Slumps by pheyikemi: 6:11pm On Aug 24, 2015
Hmm, weldone Inokoba, collecting money from the PDP-led govt in ur state for medical check-up and at the same time working for APC. Dammit! This is what I call greed.
EducationRe: 4 Nigerians Emerge Best Graduating Students At Dillard University, U.S- Photos by pheyikemi: 5:27pm On Aug 24, 2015
Congrats to them, but why was the school named "DILLARD", I initially thot it was "DULLARD" until I went thru the topic again. #whew#.

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