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Why was the food moulded? You be pikin? See as you turn food into a sacrifice. No meat/fish, don't you have teeth? |
If you wanna make frontpage, just create a snake topic. You aint alone in this Soundsultan, the latest trend in town is "snake stories", even nairalanders see and kill snakes everyday. |
This one na wa o, even d bo.obs get as e be, they look sad ![]() |
olanshi:Then this confirms village pple are at work. |
thewarrior72:Whatever that means..., I don't care Mr Oluwole, even if u gave ur co-snake worshippers certificates, ko kan aye, all u need is to be delivered from ur serpentine spirit. |
thewarrior72:Hehehe, e pain am. To educate your ignorant self, always remember, snakes are not domestic animals. |
Wow 2face @ 40, agba ti de o. |
thewarrior72:So if I'm dumb, then you definitely are dumber. If you call dat monster "a little phython", then something must be wrong with the co-ordination pathway btwn your optic nerve and your brain. If @ your age, I av to teach you the difference btwn a wild animal and a domestic one, then you need help. |
ilobasama:thanks bro |
ilobasama:Be forming snake master o, when you encounter one that'll teach you a lesson you'll never 4get in your life, your brain will reset to its default settings. Oshi! |
ilobasama:Better don't mind d smelly he-goat, he's likely in his euphoric state due to d expired weed he took. |
thewarrior72:Stop playing smart by being dumb. If dumb pple like you take chances wiv snakes, smarter pple don't have to. |
Funke is a bigger version of her doppleganger. Tonto does NOT resemble kardishian |
These people should just take a chill pill, see as dem carry Fayose's mata for head like dandruff, maybe when other governors start declaring theirs in the fullness of time, he'll follow suit. To make this all easy, I think the apc governors should set the pace by declaring their assets first, I'm sure their counterparts will do the same. |
OMG! This is a huge monstrous snake. What's with 2015 and snakes sef ? And some pple will talk about preserving wicked animals like this, just like the 3rd person above me. When the thing twist you and stretch you, your eyes go clear, shey you hear? |
Ladies beware b4 u start eating like elephants, guys are sure gonna tell you they like big, curvy ladies, meanwhile when u become an amoeba, they'll be the 1st to come analyse you on N/L. Just be yourself, you are gonna add more flesh after u get married. |
Dharniel:Eve cheated on her husband wiv the snake, she started by going out on a date wiv the snake and getting advice from the snake. Y'all know the rest of the story. ![]() |
In my HEART |
SAINT AMAECHI !!! ![]() |
You forgot to add "agbegilodo", dem sabi drive the thing well well @ a very high speed of 20km/hr , with a very thick black cloud of smoke trailing behind.
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Yeye pple, their case be like ds pics...
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FreeGlobe:My thoughts too . The so called politicians coupled with their oral diarrhoea, lie up and down, as if all Nigerians are gullible like their followers. |
^^ zilch does not fit into d above statement, zilch = nothing ![]() |
funlord:Knock! Knock!! Hi, actually,I got curious and had to check out ur pics when I saw d word "ugly baboon", I thot you were a real baboon . You look way too cool(except for d gun) to be the one who typed all those stuffz, she's just a lady u know, biko show some love, you're the man, let's forgive and forget . Thanks in anticipation. |
Good points op, but in a country like ours, where the polithiefcians don't give a hoot abt the jobless youths, taking a teaching job in a private school is better than staying idle or stealing. Also, in the face of hunger, teaching job in a private school would be seen as a god-sent job. |
godson99:Cute puppies |
Kwarruption efriwia, I like the use of dat verb furious frm d headlines, "Buhari furious", this kinda issues will make Buhari change from being SLOW to becoming FAST AND FURIOUS. ![]() |
Kudos NPF
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Environer:Either ways, the two names be like twins fa! |
Hmm, weldone Inokoba, collecting money from the PDP-led govt in ur state for medical check-up and at the same time working for APC. Dammit! This is what I call greed. |
Congrats to them, but why was the school named "DILLARD", I initially thot it was "DULLARD" until I went thru the topic again. #whew#. |

