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Romance / Re: Breast Orgasm, A Myth Or Reality? by Phikom(m): 10:08am On Aug 22, 2015
noted!
Romance / Re: 5 Things Most Guys Are Guilty Of by Phikom(m): 11:02pm On Aug 21, 2015
just passing by...
Romance / Re: I Disvirgined Her The Night Before I Travelled Oversea. by Phikom(m): 5:35am On Aug 21, 2015
Tales
Romance / Re: Why Dont Guys Work On Their Appearance? by Phikom(m): 5:26am On Aug 21, 2015
noted!
Romance / Re: Guyz Can You Rock This by Phikom(m): 11:38pm On Aug 19, 2015
smh
Romance / Re: Help!!my Neighbour’s Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by Phikom(m): 6:30pm On Aug 19, 2015
sayyid:
and d guy does nt seems to b on d run
u can say that again...
Romance / Re: When Its 3am But You Are Trying To Squeeze In One More Episode (PHOTO) by Phikom(m): 10:51pm On Aug 18, 2015
oju ti leri
Romance / Re: A Married Man Keeps Paying Money Into My Account by Phikom(m): 10:47pm On Aug 18, 2015
keep spending the doe nah...
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy That Lives In This Kind Of House? (photo) by Phikom(m): 10:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
This is quite ridiculous...
Romance / Re: Help!!my Neighbour’s Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by Phikom(m): 10:38pm On Aug 18, 2015
there is fire on the mountain!

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Politics / Re: NNPC To Publish Financial Transactions From September – Kachikwu by Phikom(m): 10:24pm On Aug 18, 2015
great development...
Romance / Re: Check Out These Prewedding Pictures by Phikom(m): 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2015
all the best!
Romance / Re: What Is Really Wrong With Me? I Need Help... by Phikom(m): 5:41pm On Aug 18, 2015
prayer is the key!
Romance / Re: Woman Sets Her Cheating Boyfriend joystick On Fire by Phikom(m): 5:30pm On Aug 18, 2015
Dis one is strong!
Romance / Re: Jamaican Female Undergraduates Dance Over Fire Like Nicki Minaj by Phikom(m): 8:29am On Aug 17, 2015
wtf!...Is she trying to smoke her pussy...
Romance / Re: Is Dis Nairaland Gel A Human??? by Phikom(m): 8:05am On Aug 17, 2015
perversion!
Romance / Re: Meet The Twin Sisters Who Are Married To One Husband: by Phikom(m): 6:02pm On Aug 16, 2015
good for them!
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day! by Phikom(m): 5:41pm On Aug 16, 2015
Tochukwu Lannister
Romance / Re: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by Phikom(m): 8:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
when the bush meat catch the hunter...

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Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 1:41am On Aug 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do
*claps*..
I go love ooo
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:57pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
hehehehehehe. i hope i wont
tag me wen u drop ur lines!
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
d awkward moment when you are wooing ur fellow nigga...
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
LadyBoss1:
undecided
Jack is taking u tonight... His tantalizing lines ll perfect the job...
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
hehehehehehe. i hope i wont
drop d exquisite lines and floor them all.. it's in you..
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
no be small o. but no lele sha
no fall my hand o!...
cos na captain u be!
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Phikom(m): 7:25pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
#sigh
nervous!
Romance / Re: . by Phikom(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2015
fresh babe...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Amusing Monikers On Nairaland (esp. Romance Section) by Phikom(m): 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2015
ok
keep the fun coming...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:01pm On Aug 10, 2015
West Brom sucks!

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