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defemidefemi:
in case... (u can fill in the gap).

Lol..ok,help me call the mods to do what needs to be done.

nairalandmaster:
nice post

Thanks

Funny status on my WhatsApp list.

Sometimes when i come online on my whatsapp account and I see some status like the ones below i can't help but laugh..
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days.
He's probably dead.
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2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he
hasn't reached Dubai!
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3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
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4. Someone is always "Available". How free are
you?
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5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm
using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my
list!
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6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get
it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?
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7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using
the phone's primary function.
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8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6
weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn
there, just guessing
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9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are
we gonna do about your being in school, save us
the story, it's all yours not for us.
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10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week. She must be very busy probably "picking
beans" or breaking melons
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11. This pisses off most, "Battery about to die" for
3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN
concerning the power situation of your house or
buy you new generator?.
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12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4
months? Is he preparing himself for a race against
Usain Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN CENA?
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13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the
meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the
venue for the meeting?

dialfa:
When Biafra coughs, the world catches cold. Leave our princess alone.

Yourlevel of reasoning is despicable..You should be ashamed of yourself.

Dem de share first class abroad ni?

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala..

Lol this man has a way of cracking me up..

Have nothing meaningful to contribute just wanted to be on front page..

abnsugbe:
men live long for saying dis......we believe in #Nnamdi Kanu

He's a toothless bull dog and i will advice all Igbos in their right minds to steer clear of miscreant like him. The world has seen a lot of men like him and the end story is usually that of grief and sadness..

[quote author=kayciano post=34210963][/quote]My guy We don see am...Must you always behave like the slowpoke you are?

hahahahahahahaha

jamoscofield:
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You No dey see d Logo??

lol i wish weed expensive like fuel then we for stop see some kind post for NL

I would rather listen to Ray Stephens than read dis poo...

lol... You were interested in her since 2008? pls what interested you about her when she was only 9..clowns everywhere...

Allegations everywhere...

Mogidi:
Buhari is running away from the job he spent 30yrs fighting for, I laugh in Kafanchan kikikikikikiki

Mogidi is running away from the sense he spent years collecting because of Buhari, I laugh in Zaria...

I wan comment o bt asif u been stand for queue for a long time to buy fuel nd u de vex..

Make dem no try this thing with Adegu poo o...u go choke urself to death...

I believe our ladies have another use unknown to us(feeling mischievous)

The last fuel bender...hehe

Gejpresident:
President Goodluck Jonathan came and delivered more than what Yorubas and Hausas had done in the past. If you think Buhari will perform magic,you're deceiving yourself. After May 29th,no one will call PGEJ's name again or blame him. Who'll APC blame for its failures? Sai mumu baba!

After you go say you get sense...

Jkyoung:
Hausa's are bastards I swear mind you, don't quote me, whether Benue or not they are all northerners

Your sense of reasoning is despicable...You should be ashamed of yourself...

Wow! That's a lot of cash to lose....

It seems there's a correlation between owning a farm and being the GCFR of this country....

pDude:
Hin kongee reach full bar nah

pDude:
Hin kongee reach full bar nah

Hahaha