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DaCharis2016:
pls I'm looking for someone to teach me video editing ooo.

where is your base

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Face me I face you will make you understand that aye o pe meji. Let's do a throwback.

1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de)

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2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food


3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)


4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".


6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru


7. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese


8. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.


9. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.


10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents

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11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight
your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅
At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.



12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers


13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo", just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo


14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force


15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.


16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi Face me I face you will make you understand that aye o pe meji. Let's do a throwback.
dlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.


18. There's always a woman who uses songs to insult people during any fight. These people can be very talented. She will use songs to insult and kickstart a fight. Tope Alabi from the Devil's kingdom iga, you will always see this tanker every month. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.
18. There's always a woman who uses songs to insult people during any fight. These people can be very talented. She will use songs to insult and kickstart a fight. Tope Alabi from the Devil's kingdom

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I’m interested where is your location

Who be our current coach ? We still get ?

Opiso101:
Good morning house.

Please i need clarification.

My wife will be applying for dependent visa soon, we agreed for her to keep her last name because of the stress of doing change of name and all.

Hope it won't affect her application.
We have marriage certificate and pictures, i also intend to write a consent letter to support her application.

Thank you

brother better you go through the stress now … it won’t cost you much highest 5k

Tinubu should focus on other states

Go soon reach every state

Them plenty for here

Make dem deh play

Silly man

Propaganda
One thing I’m certain of
Nothing last forever

The guy is blessed with everything except Inner peace of mind!!! I love him

fcbelle72:
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I support that mortion with one life white cock

and a she goat !!!

osazsky:
apt from city which other big team remain..dont tell me u are calling kid arsenal a big team..

why I go reason Arsenal as big team ? Make dem help me flog man city so I can flog them

Make all the big team dem comot …. Make my United win FA Cup



Like for united share for
Man city

Love can be stupid atimes

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Poetdavid39@gmail.com

I’m thinking of closing down my pond
Cost of feeding for my fishes is too high and selling is difficult

North will only follow their blood

Hg

Sapa catch Mohammed he go do Father Christmas

fxexperts:
All this small African boys with their poor dumb thinking. what do you all contribute to the development of humanity self. Only to have sex and born children, dumb wasted fellow.

what has your fada contributed? Just give me his name

Rokiatu45:
Nobody is forcing anybody to date. You could remain single na force?

long time ma
Your yansh done reduce o
Wetin happen
You that year menh

I’m not moved
The same way una talk say Covid go kill us like chicken las las nah oyinbo die tueh
Africa is Safe

Wetin concern me
If you upload craze
So God deh download my daily food give me
Who cares

seborrhic:
u are also a criminal,using money that is not yours.
why didnt u return the money the so calledcultists sent to you?

after telling God saved me for not coming

Nah them wan thief me for Igbo Etech for ph
They called that their brother is getting married we both agreed price they sent half payment of 70k) to me.

I called a friend in ph cos I’m not base there to help me confirm the venue,only for me to hear that there is no such place at Igbo etch
Fwe days to the wedding they called I told them I’m set they ask me to bring all stuff for the event me self play along.

On wedding day I told my friend to go there to confirm he said he drove pass the place only to see cult guys. Nah so I take share their money with my friend o.

They latter called that I show refund them that nah God save me

Pls let be guided no mind my English

Lol