₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
You are a real correct guy. You promised & delivered a picture-filled travelog [abi na trainlog sef] sef.
I dey hail oh!!!

Just like the Jonathan/Sambo team is steadily delivering on many fronts while the haters & fraudsters in APC are planting FAKE stories all over the social media to CONFUSE those too LAZY to ask tough validating questions of those rumours!


BTW, what is the meaning of Asiri?

God bless you may guy, happy new year.


The meaning of Asiri is GOSSIP.

Firefire:
Promised fulfilled!

Happy new year my man.

Kayceo2010:
Good one from our abled President.. Please oh.. I wan ask. Where particularly does it load? Rumola,Onne??.. And does it stop at different locations in Port Harcourt?? Maybe one or two before it leaves Rivers State. They said PH but no particular location. Somebody help..

You should know that this Train is not doing town service, once it leaves, next stop is Obigbo.

chamboy:
Kudos to Mr President (goodluck ebele jonathan)

God bless you for appreciating good thing. I expect berem, egift, ilugunboy, gbawe, donphilopus, koboko69, cramjonse, GenBuhari, kelsoft, Omenka, Obiagelli barcanista keneking gbawe demdem, abagworo, Caseless, MichaelSokoto, to join the real progressives like tomakint, Idumuose, atlwireles, Nigerianvenom, chukwudi44, priscaoge, tonte, xcolanto, Sunnybobo3, biafranqueen, truckpusher, theassassin, jujuboy, jesusiscoming, Brownlord, Mogidi, anonimi, noblezone, tit, ishiamu, firefire, babyosisi, blacktechnology, datolee, Billyonaire, taharqa, ujoinme, uchidodo, publisher, gramci, jmaine, Sincere9gerian to celebrate a giant leap.

awodman:
PhockPhockMan...Ph to Enugu took how many hours?

Did I tell you that I traveled to Enugu?

Ogbonaikenna:
where is the train station in ph?

If you're coming from outside portharcourt main town, stop at station bus stop, then ask, and trek inside the compound.
It's near Amaechi Wayo train station, near lagos bus stop.

jingh:
you don't Ve to go on your kneel to beg, in d present time, begging strategy is different.
keep begging man, Mr clueless Ve to pay for your services

You sure say no be you wey hug and kiss me for Train?
Enemy for nairaland, friend for Train.
Haba.

chudionu58:
You boarded the train from where to where?

Port Harcourt to Umuahia.

donphilopus:
That hugging/kissing part got me **ROTFL** . Guy, I believe when she did that, you thought you were already in Heaven. Abeg call that babe come make she cum hug the Progressives in the house! . You wanna retrogress the babe with your retrogressive spirit?!

Bad belle.
You expect me to carry nairaland enmity to real life?
No no no no no.
Anytime I see you. I will host you well.

chudionu58:
What time did the train leave for Enugu

The Train is in Port Harcourt right now, and scheduled move to Aba /Umuahia /Enugu tomorrow by 7am dot. If you're in Port Harcourt and you want to really travel to enugu, start preparing now.

berem:
So you were smooching a female nairalander in the train all in the name of seeking comfort? Your moniker says it all.

Onye Asiri.

jingh:
wao....what d post is all about is CAJOLING US TO VOTE FOR YOUR PAYMASTER.
BUHARI UNTIL PEJ SPEAK IN DICTION

Who is begging you?

It's equipped with charging points for your gadgets.


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chudionu58:
Abeg, you should answer certain questions 1.Enugu to Umuahia was how long (how many hours), 2.How much (ego ole), 3..Return trip to Enugu from PH is from what time(1,2,or 3pm) .....just want to know cos I want to go back to Enugu on Friday.

From Port Harcourt to Enugu is N600 second class while first class is N950.
As for how long, I didn't travel to Enugu.

Load is so cheap that a load that will be charged N2000 in the motor Park is less than N500 in train.


God bless GEJ.

Aba rail station.



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Personal table.

Comfortable interior.

The First class coaches


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The Train's canteen.

In life, there is always an unforgettable moments or events. What made them unforgettable may be pleasant, horrible, disgusting, shameful, embarrassing, insulting etc.
My unforgettable moment here can be unforgettable like couples wedding day, graduation day, the first day of making love, the moment your first child was born and so on. Even though I've had some memorable moments, this one was exceptional. Some years ago, I was helping my daughter to do her home work, she pointed at bicycle, Aeroplane, car, bus in the book and ask if I have traveled with them, I said yes. At the next page, we saw Train, she asked me the same question, I said No. She fired back, "at your age", without knowing the embarrassment she has inflicted on me. That embarrassment was wiped out on Tuesday 30th of December 2014 when I decided to travel to my village for new year celebration on TRAIN. The portharcourt /Aba /Umuahia /Enugu bound train was scheduled to move by 7am, by 6.30am I was already in the station. I bought portharcourt /Umuahia first class ticket for N450 (second class N300). A journey that would have cost me over N2,000 (including my load ) in a usual stuffy buses plying the same route. When I enter the train, I saw hope for Nigeria. It was fully air conditioned, the environment was nice. Enough leg room, personal table, phone charging point etc, canteen etc.
On reaching Aba, another unforgettable thing happened. A beautiful girl who simply called herself REMI pounced on me with a hug and kiss. She apologized for spying my phone to discover my nairaland handle while I was in the Train's canteen. Though she confessed that we disagree a lot in nairaland, she still described me as a SUPER STAR Nairalander. While I was wishing her lovely warm hug, which has helped me in no small way to cushion the chilling effects of the air conditioning to last forever, she broke the bad news that she's stopping at Aba to buy clothes for her mother's boutique. Chaiii.

On reaching Umuahia, I prayed God to fill Jonathan’s mouth with laughter of triumph in the year 2015.

barcanista:
OP why have you decided to join the corrupt elite that are waging war against the common masses?

Instead, he shunned a terrorist for a real presidential material.
Bro, take heart.

makhez019:
Today is a memorable day for me and ma darling new party d PDP, and am here to fully pledge ma loyalty to JONA, is better for me to support a corrupt leader than to support an extremist! Up jona up PDP

Congratulations my brother. It is said that the devil you know is far better
than the angel you don't know. But in this case, APC is the angel and devil we don't know.

This is a sign of quality leadership.
Jonathan, go ahead, we're with you.

iluvweed:
Happy new year to my honourable president General Buhari.

Mumu talk.

barcanista:
Wike cannot govern rivers state for now. Apart from the riverine shift, Wike is very incompetent and thuggish. He isn't qualified to govern rivers. Peterside 4 Governor #APC

In as much as I don't like Wike to be the governor, I don't think it's safe to hand over the affairs of the state to APC, Since Amaechi joined APC, Rivers State has been going down the drain.

Caseless:
Happy new year to all nairalanders, especially barcanista, omenka, and all the progressives in the house. Also not forgetting pdp e-crew like rexxie, phockphockman, firefire(thou we had a brawl today) etc. I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.
Though, this day did not come to me without a heartbeat; as I countdown to that big even of february 14.

One love.

Caseless:
That's the evidence of change that's about to come next year.
Sai Buhari!

Sweet Dreams.

ahaika23:
ok, thanks. WHta's the departure time?

The Train will take off on Tuesday by 7am, I repeat 7am, no Africa time. But you have to be there before the time to buy your ticket, no advance ticket purchase for now.

If it's true that GEJ is frustrating only the red, it means, he didn't frustrate the green, black, yellow, white, Brown, blue lines. Everything about APC is useless, always crying for sympathy to cover their failures. That federal is not willing to give you the right to use their facilities as a launching pad to insult then is the cause of this noise. Imagine, Jonathan laboured to rehabilitate rail line crossing Osun state, Aregbesola came from no where and put some scrappy Trains on it and start taking glory, while APC supporters continue insulting Jonathan on his railway revolution.
Fashola should tell Nigerians what he has done with the billions of Naira spent on nonexistent rail project.
APC is deeply ashamed of Jonathan’s enviable achievement in rail sector hence the desperation heap their failures on him.

IT WON'T WORK.

ahaika23:
abeg where is the station. Seriously I'm going to enugu by monday and I wanna use the train.

If you're coming from outside portharcourt main town, stop at station bus stop, then ask, and trek inside the compound. The fare from Port Harcourt to Enugu is N600 second class, while first goes for N950, fully air conditioned.

nice4igbo:
gej till nigeria divid

GEJ TILL 2019.