Lionel Messi was one of the most decisive players in Saturday's Clasico, but he was able to make an impact despite hardly running.

For 83.1 percent of the match the Argentine was walking, while he spent 10.8 percent of the match jogging, 4.95 percent of it running and just 1.15 percent sprinting.

These stats were reported by El Periodico, who analysed his entire 90 minutes performance.
It makes sense that Messi would try to conserve his energy, as he is the only Barcelona outfield player to have played every LaLiga minutes so far this season.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2017/12/25/5a415a3322601d2e508b45e0.html
Lalasticlala

It's about time for Christmas and we are already in the mood for it. This discourse details the things done by people on Christmas.

1 Sex:
Even though the festivity has a different purpose, people have turned it into an avenue to engage in sex the way they shouldn't. Though some people still abide by the purpose of Christmas, too many others turn it into an orgy; a sex wantonness.

2 Budget Disregard:
A lot of people have lived by having their planned out budgets but trust me, on Christmas people tend to spend way beyond their budget. I know that the Christmas budget is different from the budget of any other month, but even at that people tend to spend beyond the Christmas budget.

3 Sharing of Gifts:
On Christmas, people give and receive gifts. It is an act of love. People give and receive gifts ranging from a Range Rover to a bow tie.

4 An Increase in Emotions:
Christmas begets an increase in oxymoronic emotions : happiness and sadness. While some people will celebrate in style, some others who can't may feel a tang of unhappiness.

5 Effects:
People who might have done more than necessary usually feel the effects of this after Christmas. These are people who lavished, people who invested wantonly in one way or the other.

In a country like Nigeria, sometimes when people go sick they seek the expertise of a pastor, an alfa, and a doctor all at once.

In this type of situation, sometimes, each one of these people will have an explanation: the pastor's and the alfa's explanations will be the same and they will be in line with what they do: the issue is spiritual, while the explanation of the doctor will be different and in line with his profession: it is a medical issue.

Lalasticlala, which one is the issue? Is it spiritual or medical or both?

While one player is waiting for tap-ins, the other is controlling play!

Fadiga24:
This is the most boring match I've ever watched

These teams are tactical. That's why they are the best teams in the world. Is the match still boring to you?

greiboy:
Fuel is a big problem o

I just want to survive this Christmas

Survival is key.

It's time for that beautiful time of the year again: Christmas. As Christmas trees adorn places, the air feels different. Colourful decorations make you think it's paradisaic.

On that day, people will throng out in their numbers in celebratory mood. Boys holding girls and girls holding boys. Men holding women and women holding men. Kids trailing them too. Single men and women are not left out.

I plan to go out on Christmas day to a unique restaurant somewhere in Lekki - with my girl of course. This is one of the things I'll do on Christmas.

How about you? What will you be doing on Christmas?

Lalasticlala.

When I watched Yorùbá movies as a teenager, one of the things that fascinated me most was listening to Tope Alabi's uncountable sounds in the uncountable soundtracks of the movies.

I learned the songs with ardor. The rhythm, the melody, the delivery, and the lyrics. Everything was awesome!

She is the best in terms of soundtracks in the Nigerian movie industry.

Her gospel music is one of the best, if not the best, in Nigeria.

duduwest:
you're right but you know its more of barca - atletico Madrid contesting for the league now than barca - R Madrid. So a win will have impact for any of them

There is no lie in what you have said.

duduwest:
Barcelona my team but not withstanding anyteam can win this one mind you the outcome
Of the game mean nothing now cos the. Matches on the ground still plenty.

Quite true but you know a win for any of the teams is a very good advantage.

The first leg of the El Clasico is just around the corner as it holds on the 23rd of December by 1pm. It is a special one in terms of date as it promises to be a Christmas gift for football lovers all over the world.

Just as talk about the El Clasico dominates days before the event, we are here to talk about it. Barcelona are already 11 points above Real Madrid, albeit Real Madrid have an outstanding. With a Barcelona victory, Real Madrid should just kiss the league goodbye. But a win for Real would mean they are still contenders.

Barcelona are good going forward and at the back, while Real appear shaky, but dangerous.

Who do you back in this edition of the El Clasico instalment?



Let's discuss this important match on the front page, Lalasticlala

Keneking:
4-0

0-3.

The highly anticipated Manchester derby is around the corner. The whole world is interested in this one as it promises to be exciting.

There will be a clash of styles as Mourinho is rightly termed a bus parking coach while Pep's philosophy is that attack is the best form of defense.

While Manchester United will need to win to keep their hopes of winning the Premiership alive, a Manchester City win will mean Manchester City will go ahead to win the Premiership.

Lalasticlala.

DeadRat:
None Yet!

You Can Make Yourself Memorable In My Life by Sending Me #20,000...


Only You Will Be The 17 persons... 17in1

MhizzAJ:

Lol
I'm still compiling the list

Okay.

Blackhawk01:
...

MhizzAJ:
....

Well done.

As 2017 is drawing to a close, it is no news that we have come across one or two people who made the year memorable.

Mentioning these people and saying they are wonderful is appreciative.

This is the Nairaland version: mention 17 people who have made 2017 memorable for you.

I cannot mention 17 people on Nairaland since I really don't have friends here.

Over to you.

Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you are going to work. But You went to meet your neighbor to make love with her. Her husband comes and knocks on the door. You go under the bed. The husband enters and his wife says she want to go to market to buy food items. The husband takes advantage of his wife's absence and calls your wife. Your wife arrives and they make love. Suddenly his wife who had gone to the market came back and knock on the door. You're still under the bed and unfortunately your wife rushes to hide under the bed. This is REUNION.

Copied.

Lalasticlala.

The device, called Koniku Kore, is the first to fuse live neurons from mice stem cells into a silicon chip.

Oshi Agabi said: "We merged synthetic neurobiology with traditional silicon technology with the goal of fixing urgent real world problems."

Silicon Valley-based Agabi unveiled his invention at TEDGlobal conference in Tanzania on Sunday and says it could one day revolutionize airport security, enabling travelers "to walk from their car to the aircraft."

"One of the problems that plagues us right now is security," he tells CNN.

"Explosives have particles and smells coming off the individual and with our device you can tell, without requiring line of sight or contact, you can scan them at the time at a place of your own choosing and you can get into an aircraft and go about your business."

The invention could also be used to sniff out illnesses in the same way dogs can detect cancerous cells via smells.

"In the same way that a dog is able to detect if someone has prostate cancer, the real question we ask is 'how does a dog do it?' We can clone that process on our chip, so yes in the same way that a dog can detect diseases or explosives at an airport, it's a sensory system, that is essentially what we recreate in our chip," Agabi says.

Koniku, which means 'immortal' in the Nigerian Yoruba language, started in 2015 and has already raised $8 million in revenue, according to the founder Agabi.

"We believe quite strongly that it's going to be run with biological brains that are made with synthetic biological neurons. That is the declared intention of our company: to build a brain."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/28/africa/koniku-kore-tedglobal/index.html



Lalasticlala

famagusta:

I agree with you, the opening match of the 1998 world cup was between Brazil and Scotland.

The fact is not wrong. The fact is specifically about the 2018 World Cup; Scotland have not qualified!

In Group A: Uruguay, Egypt.

B:Spain, Morocco/Portugal.

C: France, Peru.

D: Argentina, Croatia/Nigeria.

E: Brazil, Costa Rica.

F: Germany, Sweden/Mexico.

G: Belgium, England.

H: Colombia, Poland.
Lalasticlala

bigtt76:
Forgot to add that 5 of 6 appearance at the world cup, Nigeria has always been paired with Argentina at the group stage (1994, 2002, 2010, 2014 and 2018) this is an important fact OP should have mentioned and which we need to complain about to Fifa.

We don't need to complain to FIFA since we beat Argentina in a friendly match and Nigerians say we can now beat them.

[quote author=maxwell530 post=62900284]Can fact No 10 possible in Russia? Imagine Germany crashing out of group stage, I don't think so.[/quote
It's highly unlikely but I pray it happens.

sweerychick:
Fact number 84 is absolutely wrong! Nigeria won Bulgaria 3-0 in USA 94 world cup, that infamous Rashidi yekini goal and him dragging the net or am I missing something

You're definitely missing something; The fact is correct as Nigeria have won only one of their last 12 matches.

Yekini's goal should be described as famous.

slam7000:


What is so special about Scotland to get a mention in Russia 2018 World Cup facts. It would’ve made sense if it was Italy but Scotland.

Op should delete that. There’s nothing so special about Scotland to have included them there. When was the last time they qualified for the World Cup?

The fact that Italy did not qualify is there already.

MAYOWAAK:


Walter Winterbottom led England to four consecutive World Cup finals(1950,1954,1958 and 1962), a record subsequently equalled only by Helmut Schön of West Germany(1966,1970,1970 and 1974)

Fact 28 is about coaches at the 2018 World Cup! Walter Winterbottom is late now.

longjohnsilver:


And 1998, infact they played Brazil in the opening match of 1998 world cup.

slam7000:

No 65 is wrong.


Scotland have qualified for the World Cup I think on 9 occasions. I’m sure they participated in the 1982 World Cup. They just haven’t managed to progress to the second round or come out of their group.

The fact is not wrong. The fact is specifically about the 2018 World Cup; Scotland have not qualified!

1. 2018 will be the 21st FIFA World Cup, 88 years after the initial tournament in Uruguay (1930) and for the first time in Russia.

2. 32 countries will compete in the 2018 World Cup, with Iceland and Panama making their debuts in the competition. Slovakia were the last team to make it past the group stage on their debut in 2010.

3. The tournament will take place in 12 stadiums across 11 cities. Moscow is the only city with two arenas (Luzhniki and Spartak).

4. Since 1986 (included), the world champion came first in the group stage.

5. Other than South Africa (2010), all hosts have reached the second round. In 30% of cases (6/20), they have been champions (the last was France in 1998).

6. All World Cups have been won by European (11) or South American (9) sides.

7. Brazil has won the World Cup more than any other side, with 25% of the titles (5/20). It is also the only country to have competed in every competition.

8. There have only been four times when a team has won all of their games at a World Cup (Uruguay, 4/4 in 1930), Italy (4/4 in 1938) and Brazil (6/6 in 1970, 7/7 in 2002).

9. Germany will hope to be the first national team to win back to back World Cups since Brazil in 1962. Only Brazil (5) have more titles than Germany (4).

10. The last two reigning champions were knocked out in the group stages: Italy in 2010 and Spain in 2014.

11. Portugal are aiming to be the fourth team to win the European Championships and the World Cup consecutively, like West Germany (Euros 72, World Cup 74), France (World Cup 98, Euros 00) and Spain (Euros 08, World Cup 10, Euros 12).

12. Italy failed to qualify for the first time since 1958, being the only one of eight teams to have won the competition who won’t compete in Russia.

13. Mexico has qualified without winning the trophy more than any other country (16 times).

14. Switzerland are the only country to avoid conceding in a World Cup campaign, with no goals conceded in 4 games in 2006.

15. 11 of the 62 games England have played in World Cups have ended 0-0, more than any other team.

16. Brazil has had the most red cards in the history of the competition (11), with Argentina (10) and Uruguay (9) not far behind.

17. Peru, who competed in the first World Cup, will play in the competition for the first time since 1982, the longest absence of any side that will be in Russia.

18. The record for most goals in the competition
stands at 171 (in 1998 and 2014), while that with least goals from 64 games is 145 (in 2010).

19. Germany has scored the most goals in the last three World Cups (14 in 2006, 16 in 2010, 18 in 2014).

20. The most goals in a single World Cup match occurred on June 26, 1954: Austria beat Switzerland 7-5.

21. Frenchman Just Fontaine still holds the record for the most goals scored in a World Cup (13, in 1958), while Russian forward Oleg Salenko has bagged more than any other in a single World Cup match: five goals against Cameroon, on 28 June 1994.

22. Among the current players, Thomas Muller has the most World Cup goals, with 10 (5 in each of the last two tournaments); He is six goals shy of all-time top scorer Miroslav Klose (16).

23. Thomas Müller also holds the record for assists in World Cups amongst current players (6); only Diego Maradona (, Grzegorz Lato and Pierre Littbarski (7) can boast more assists than him since 1966.

24. The last player to reach ten goals in a single World Cup was Gerd Müller, in 1970; since then, the best has been Ronaldo in 2002 (.

25. Miroslav Klose, Pelé and Uwe Seeler have all scored in four World Cups; the only players who could reach this landmark in Russia are: Tim Cahill, Rafael Marquez, Cristiano Ronaldo and David Villa.

26. The Mexican Antonio Carbajal and the German Lothar Matthäus have played in more World Cups (5) than any other footballer; only Rafael Marquez could reach this tally in Russia.

27. Every World Cup has been won by a coach who is the same nationality as his team.

28. Uruguay's Oscar Washington Tabárez will be at his fourth World Cup; more than any other coach at Russia 2018 (he has six wins, three draws and six defeats in the competition).

29. Helmut Schön is the coach with the most matches in the history of World Cups, 25 and all with Germany.

30. Playing as Russia (not the USSR), the hosts have never managed to overcome the group stage in a World Cup (1994, 2002, 2014), finishing in third position on each occasion.

31. Germany were the only UEFA team to win all their qualifiers, and had the best goal difference (+39).

32. England will play their 15th World Cup, this being their sixth straight qualification, matching their best streak in the competition (between 1950 and 1970).

33. France have qualified for their 15th tournament and a sixth participation in a row, their best ever streak.

34. Spain conceded the joint fewest goals in the UEFA Qualifiers (three goals in 10 matches, just like England), and were one of the four undefeated sides (9W 1D), along with Belgium, Germany and England.

35. It will be the first World Cup for Roberto Martínez. He's the first foreign coach to lead Belgium at a major competition since Doug Livingstone in Switzerland 1954.

36. Counting the records of Yugoslavia as well as Serbia and Montenegro, this will be the 12th World Cup for Serbia, but it is only their second participation as an independent country (as of 2010).

37. Sweden have kept a clean sheet in just three of their last 24 World Cup matches.

38. Switzerland reached the quarter-finals of a World Cup for the last time in 1954, when they were the hosts; since then, they have never passed the second round.

39. Poland have lost six of their last eight World Cup matches without scoring in any of those defeats; they have also let in at least one goal in each of those eight games (their last clean sheet coming in 1986).

40. Cristiano Ronaldo was the player who participated directly in the most goals (18) in the UEFA Qualifiers: 15 goals and three assists.

41. Croatia have lost the first game in their last three World Cups, the two most recent both against Brazil (2006 and 2014).

42. All of Denmark’s 27 goals at World Cups have come from inside the box.

43. Iceland are the country with the smallest population to ever compete at a World Cup, with 334,000 residents.

44. Brazil are the only side to have competed in every World Cup (21), have the most titles, 25% of tournaments, and the last to win back to back titles (1958 and 1962).

45. Only Bolivia (18) scored less goals than Argentina (19) in CONMEBOL qualifying.

46. Edinson Cavani was the top scorer in CONMEBOL qualifying with 10 goals for Uruguay.

47. James Rodriguez was the top scorer for Colombia in the 2014 World Cup and the 2018 qualifiers, being involved in eight of his country’s last 10 games in World Cup competitions, scoring six and assisting two.

48. Teofilo Cubillas has scored 10 and assisted two of Peru’s 19 World Cup goals (63%).

49. Mexico have been knocked out in the last-16 of the last six World Cups. They have only lost two of their last 17 group games (eight wins, seven draws).

50. Excluding penalties, Costa Rica were one of three unbeaten teams in the 2014 World Cup (alongside Germany and Holland).

51. Panama have qualified for their first World Cup. Slovakia were the last debutant to go beyond the group stages (2010).

52. No African country has qualified as often as Nigeria since their debut in 1994. 2018 will be their sixth World Cup.

53. Tunisia won their first World Cup game (3-1 vs Mexico June 2 1978) and has not won in any of their 11 games since (four draws, seven defeats). Bulgaria hold the record of 17 games without a win between 1962 and 1994.

54. Morocco wree the only country not to concede in the third round of CAF qualifiers for Russia 2018 (6 games).

55. Mohamed Salah was the top scorer in the third round of CAF qualifiers, scoring five of Egypt’s eight goals.

56. It will be the second major tournament for Aliou Cisse as a coach, after he reached the quarter final of the African Cup of Nations in 2017. As a player, he captained Senegal in their only World Cup (2002).

57. Five of the last eight goals scored by South Korea in the World Cup have come from outside the area. 12 of the last 13 have come in the second half.

58. Japan have only topped their group once: as hosts in 2002.

59. Tim Cahill has scored five of Australia’s 11 World Cup goals (45%). He’s one of nine players to have scored in the last three World Cups.

60. Iran have qualified for back to back World Cups for the first time in their history. They’ve never got beyond the group stage, winning just one of their 12 games, drawing three and losing eight. Their win was a 2-1 victory against USA in 1998.

61. Since qualifying for the World Cup, Saudi Arabia have fired two coaches: Bert van Marwijk and Edgardo Bauza.

62. Russia's coach, Stanislav Cherchesov, played in the USA 1994 6-1 victory against Cameroon. In that match, Oleg Salenko scored five goals, a record in a World Cup game.

63. Only Brazil (21) have played more World Cups than Germany (19), this being their 17th consecutive.

64. Since winning the title in 1966, England have reached the semi-finals on only one occasion (1990), and have been the first in their group in only one of their last five tournaments (2006).

65. Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup.

66. None of the last 14 Spain matches in the World Cup ended in a draw (10W 4L).

67. Belgium have qualified for the 13th time in the World Cup, being the European country with the most participations outside the top 5 (Germany, Italy, Spain, England, France).

68. Serbia haven't passed the group stage in their last two World Cups (2006, 2010), losing five of their last six games in that phase; with only one victory, against Germany in 2010 (1-0).

69. Since reaching the final in 1958 as the home team, Sweden have beaten the second round on only one occasion: in the USA, 1994, when they finished third.

70. It will be the second big competition for Vladimir Petković as coach of Switzerland, after having remained undefeated at EURO 2016 (1W 3D, eliminated by penalties).

71. Poland has qualified for their eighth World Cup, their first since 2006.

72. Portugal have lost one of their last nine group stage games (0-4 vs Germany in 2014), winning five and drawing three since.

73. There have been five red cards in Croatia’s last four World Cup games (three for Croatia, two for their opposition).

74. Denmark have qualified from the group stage in three of their last four World Cups, but have never gone beyond the quarter finals, which they only reached once in 1998.

75. Gylfi Sigurdsson was the top scorer (4) and played most games (10, equal to Birkir Saevarsson and Ragnar Sigurdsson) for Iceland in qualifying.

76. It will be Tite’s first World Cup since he took charge of Brazil in June 2016. In qualifying he racked up 41 points (12 wins, five draws, one loss), the best tally in CONMEBOL qualifying since Argentina’s 43 points to qualifying for 2002.

77. Since 1978, only Germany (5) have reached the final more than Argentina (4).

78. Uruguay were the first World Cup champions in 1930 and won it again in the second running of the tournament in 1950. However, they’ve only got beyond the last 16 once in their last six attempts (4th place in 2010).

79. None of the last 18 matches Colombia have played in a World Cup ended goalless. Only the USA (33) and Austria (29) have played more games without a 0-0.

80. Peru have qualified for their fifth World Cup after beating New Zealand in the play-off.

81. Mexico have qualified for their 16th World Cup; only Brazil, Germany, Italy and Argentina have qualified for more.

82. Costa Rica have qualified for their fifth World Cup, getting out of the group on two of their four attempts (1990 and 2014).

83. It will be Panama coach Hernan Dario Gomez’s third World Cup, after coaching his native Colombia in 1998 and Ecuador in 2002 (knocked out of the group stage both times).

84. Nigeria have won only one of their last 12 games in the World Cup (three draws, eight defeats), beating Bosnia-Herzegovina 1-0 in 2014.

85. Tunisia have kept just one clean sheet from 12 games (0-0 vs West Germany in 1978).

86. None of Morocco’s 12 World Cup goals have come from a set piece.

87. It will be Hector Cuper’s first World Cup as a coach, he was also coach of Egypt for the African Cup of Nations in 2017, losing the final 2-1 to Cameroon.

88. Senegal have qualified for their second World Cup, reaching the quarter final in 2002.

89. South Korea have qualified for their 10th World Cup, more than any other Asian country. They haven’t failed to qualify since 1986.

90. Japan have won just two of their last 11 World Cup games (three draws, six defeats): against Cameroon and Denmark in 2010.

91. Australia have only qualified from the group once, in 2006, when they were beaten in the last 16 by champions Italy.

92. It will be Carlos Queiroz’s third consecutive World Cup as a coach, the second in a row with Iran. His best campaign was with Portugal in 2010, when they were knocked out in the last 16 by future champions Spain.

93. Saudi Arabia have qualified for their firth World Cup, their first since 2006, finishing last in their group in all of their last three attempts.

94. It will be Julen Lopetegui’s first major competition as a coach, his only experience was as third choice goalkeeper with Spain at USA 1994 where he didn’t play.

95. France have only topped their group in two of the last nine times they have competed (1998 and 2014), and have won just three of their last 12 group stage games (five draws, four draws), against Togo, Honduras and Switzerland.

96. It will be Gareth Southgate’s first major competition as a coach. In 1998 he played two games for England at the World Cup.

97. 2018 is Joachim Low’s sixth major competition as Germany boss, reaching the semi-finals every time (2nd in Euro 2008, 3rd at South Africa 2010, semi-finalist at Euro 2012, champions in Brazil 2014, semi-finalist at Euro 2016).

98. The last eight Belgium goals at World Cups came after the 70th minute.

99. Henrik Larsson was the last Swede to score in the competition (vs England, June 20 2006) and is the country’s top scorer in the competition with five goals.

100. David Villa has scored nine of the last 20 Spain World Cup goals and is one of the nine players to have scored in the last three competitions.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2017/12/01/5a20908dca47411e688b466b.html

Rorachy:
Do a DNA test immediately.

It might be another man's child.
Some girls are very cunny.

Did you mean cunning?

redbeans:
the play 'our husband has gone mad' comes to mind

Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again by Olá Rótìmí, you mean?

Benita27:
I've come to the realisation that when there're issues between parents, the "Mother" usually gets sympathy from the kids. There's no smoke without fire. That haven't caught your mum cheating doesn't mean she may not have cheated on your dad ever. I don't support the domestic violence but this isn't your call but elders. It's disrespectful calling his bluff for him. Let an older person with more wisdom handle this issue, your actions could aggravate things.

The first paragraph of your letter shows you took your mother's side and your dad would see it that way. Why not write him another letter, telling him of the good times you all shared together as a family, and stating why you would love him to change and make things work between him and your mum. Do this then invite the elders to talk to them both.

Most marriages go through this phase over time 'cause "Love" isn't enough. What they need to live with is wisdom.

I wish I could recompense you for this COMPLETELY intelligent comment.

MsRoe:




Lol! I was joking around with that Odinakachi thing; none of that is true. I've been kinda busy offline lately, but I do find the time to pop in.

I hope you've been good.

I don't find it byzantine now that the Odinakachi stuff was a joke. It's okay. It's okay to be busy. Avail the situation properly even as you erratically check Nairaland.

Oh yes I've been good. Thanks.