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Religion / Re: Happy Father's Day by phoenixthefirst(m): 8:22am On Jun 18, 2017
Happy Father's Day to my dad. Dads who carry the weight of the world EVERY DAY should be celebrated.
Romance / Re: A Girl Is Rushing Me by phoenixthefirst(m): 7:57pm On Jun 17, 2017
ozohtony:
Kai! Just report her to the police to reduce pressure
grin.

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Literature / Re: In This Frigid Weather... by phoenixthefirst(m): 9:14am On Jun 16, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Nice poem. Are you he?.......risen from the ashes of a three-headed snake?
Yes. You found me. You said you would find me and you did. You are a gem.

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Literature / In This Frigid Weather... by phoenixthefirst(m): 7:02pm On Jun 15, 2017
In this frigid weather
That turns a blanket an asset
And that which is hot ineluctable
Do I want your heavenly intervention

Descend on me
And under your care
Let me be
Hold on tight
I mean overwhelm me
And let me be lost
In the ecstasy
Of this unification

In the warmth
Of your core
And in my tour
Of your ocean
Let me pay obeisance
By pouring libations
Stimulating the source
Preventing the dry.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Let's Play A Romance Game by phoenixthefirst(m): 6:37pm On Jun 15, 2017
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Romance / Re: Ladies Let's Play A Romance Game by phoenixthefirst(m): 6:33pm On Jun 15, 2017
kimbra:
So NL censored "Hòrny" to "Hot", wonderful!. grin
On Nairaland, one can't use the first word in quotation marks in peace! grin.
Romance / Re: Am Heartbroken Need Your Advice by phoenixthefirst(m): 6:03pm On Jun 15, 2017
You think she won't cheat again if you forgive her just because she confessed?! She wasn't supposed to cheat in the first place, right? Yet, she did. You see? She would cheat again. The issue with you is that you are in love with her and you don't know what to do. And you know what? Once you forgive her, she knows she can continue to cheat as long as she wants and as long as you still love her.
Romance / Re: Doggy Style Causes Cancer And Stroke by phoenixthefirst(m): 2:18am On Jun 15, 2017
The OP's last sentence shows that the post is sarcastic!

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Education / Re: 9 English Words You Might Be Pronouncing Incorrectly by phoenixthefirst(m): 11:07pm On Jun 14, 2017
The letter "k" in the word "ask" is never silent. This is the transcription: /ɑːsk/. Get your facts right.
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Spend For A Girl To Show That He Loves Her??? by phoenixthefirst(m): 4:10pm On Jun 14, 2017
StephDamielola:


THANKS SIR, I KNOW THAT TOO WELL.

I HAD TO COME DOWN TO THEIR LANGUAGE SO I CAN COMMUNICATE OK.
Okay.
Romance / Re: Must A Guy Spend For A Girl To Show That He Loves Her??? by phoenixthefirst(m): 4:04pm On Jun 14, 2017
StephDamielola:
MY BROTHER, TO BE SINCERE WOMEN HAVE NEEDS.

YOU JUST HAVE TO SPEND.

BUT I DON'T MEAN SPENDING LAVISHLY OR STUPIDLY.

EVERY MAN HAS A CLASS WHERE HE BELONGS, IF YOU SEE HIM AND LOVE HIM, THEN TAKE HIM AS HE IS.

IF YOU CANT ACCEPT HIM FOR WHOM HE IS, THEN NO NEED ESTABLISHING A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE IT IS NOT A BUSINESS VENTURE.


I SPEAK FOR MYSELF, I CANT DATE A MAN IF I DON'T LOVE HIM AND ALSO WANT TO DATE HIM.

SO I GIVE IN MY ALL IN THAT RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I WANT TO, NOT BECAUSE HE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM, ITS BECAUSE I WANT THAT RELATIONSHIP.

BTW I DON'T DOUBLE DATE, SO I SOMETIMES ASK QUESTIONS LIKE "WHY DO LADIES HAVE MULTIPLE PARTNERS?"
To double date does not mean one has several partners. It means ''an activity (such as going to the movies or going out to eat) that two couples do together.''

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Celebrities / Re: Miyonse Writes Love Poem For Tboss by phoenixthefirst(m): 1:06pm On Jun 13, 2017
I write better poems! Classifying this a poem is hard for me though.
Romance / To Trust, Distrust, Or Not Trust And Not Distrust? by phoenixthefirst(m): 12:44pm On Jun 13, 2017
In a relationship, you can either trust, distrust, not trust and not distrust. Which ever one you choose to exhibit, there will surely be reasons. Using this thread, I will be talking about the implications of each of the choices.

(1) To Trust: We all know it is a good thing to trust one's partner but it should not be bewildering; surprising that trusting one's partner is a risk. The risk is that if one's partner decides to change(change we all know is the only constant thing in life) and does something earth-shattering, one will be drained by the trauma. If you don't want to be traumatized, trust with caution. In fact, the OP trusts no one but I will explain what I do to remain healthy by trusting no being.

(2) To Distrust: Some people have been so disappointed that they find it hard to trust; they find themselves distrusting their partners. The risk? Unhealthiness! If you distrust, you may be living an unhealthy life in your relationship as you may be regularly preoccupied with the feeling that your partner is cheating and that may deprive you of peace of mind.

(3) To Not Trust And Not Distrust: Some people have reached a relationship stage in which they neither trust nor distrust. In fact, that's the OP for you. I will not trust you YET I will NOT distrust you. This, to me, is very healthy as you cannot be traumatized by any relationship heartbreaks since you know from the beginning that anything - good or bad(in fact, the unthinkable/worst) - can occur.
Romance / Re: THREAD CLOSED by phoenixthefirst(m): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Do You Understand About The Word "BROKE"? by phoenixthefirst(m): 4:03pm On Jun 12, 2017
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Politics / Re: MKO Abiola’s Proclamation Speech Declaring Himself As President (Full Text) by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunny4lif:

Summarize it jooor

Politics / Re: MKO Abiola’s Proclamation Speech Declaring Himself As President (Full Text) by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunny4lif:
Summary pls
Let me teach you how to summarize long posts. Read the first two and last sentences of every paragraph, but perhaps read the whole of the first paragraph.

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Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 5:08pm On Jun 11, 2017
Padiga:

That would get you a few slaps.


Or a pepper-spray depending on your country.
I'm telling you. I see it as dignity-tarnishing chasing a girl who places one in the friend-zone.
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 4:46pm On Jun 11, 2017
NairalandCS:


Abeg break am down for me, I no dey understand Grammer.
I have heard you but I do not agree.
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:22pm On Jun 11, 2017
NairalandCS:


Yes.
grin. I have heard you but I do not acquiesce.
Romance / Re: Ladies... True Or False? by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:09pm On Jun 11, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Fault kor vault ni
grin. Savage.
Romance / Re: Ladies... True Or False? by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:08pm On Jun 11, 2017
MrCork:

..huh?..bro did u gottttto sckoooooool? [(No oofensece) undecided


You have been told that it is not "true or fault", but "true or false". grin.
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:05pm On Jun 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Chineeeke!

Why men can't accept being friendzoned sha? Is it by force everytime u wan toast a girl , she must accept u immediately? undecided A girl who has friend-zoned a man is not ready to accept at all. So, this is not about whether she accepts instantly or not.

Wouldnt be great if ur bf/gf is ur own bestfriend? And besides,
If she tell you are like a friend to her, it doesnt mean its the end of the world sha That is why I said a man should quickly move on to another good girl... I dunno why these young ppol making it a big deal? angry
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 3:01pm On Jun 11, 2017
taiocol:



I always accept the friend zone with open arms but I also food zone them and get full benefits as I would get from my male folks grin
grin. Badt guy.
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 2:57pm On Jun 11, 2017
NairalandCS:
Persistency and Consistency is key!

That's all I would say.
You mean a friend-zoned man should keep pursuing the girl who has friend-zoned him?
Romance / Re: What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 2:52pm On Jun 11, 2017
smardray:
I'm too young to start catering for two people... Myself nd one gf like that...... So i better be friendzoned
grin.
Romance / Re: Ladies... True Or False? by phoenixthefirst(m): 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2017
True or fault?
Romance / What You Should Do If In The Friend-zone. by phoenixthefirst(m): 1:51pm On Jun 11, 2017
I have seen a lot of threads and hullabaloos over the things to do to get out of the friend-zone and I must say that the fuss is just a waste of time. It is possible that some people successfully get out of the friend-zone but even that may be a waste of time as it will usually take such people a considerably long time - time that should have been invested in someone else who won't create any long drama.

There are so many girls in the world that wasting time on a girl makes you look fatuous; foolish. Do not be a girl's fool. Liberate yourself. One girl turns you down? Move on to another girl.

A girl, usually, turns a man down if she thinks he is not worth it. How do you waste your time by telling her you are worth it? Will you tell her you have 30 billion in the "akant" grin. Abandon her already! If she acquiesces to date you after realizing you are the bomb, she is obviously after your explosive.

There are many good girls out there who are worthy of you that you should pick one from. Do not waste time over one who shoves you to the zone. Flee from her - like Flash.

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Romance / Re: Nigeria May Lack Beautiful Girls/ladies If Igbos Goes by phoenixthefirst(m): 9:55am On Jun 11, 2017
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Literature / Escapade. by phoenixthefirst(m): 10:31pm On Jun 10, 2017
Escapade

Baby bare with me
Let us drink away
And get intoxicated
Forgetting our inadequacies
Get lost in the reverie
Of my sensual kisses
Starting from your forehead
Stopping by under your chin
Be submerged in the trance
Dictated by the calculated arousal
Of your left ni*ple
With the tip of my tongue
Worry not
As the right one
Is not ignored
In the orgy
Of this escapade...
Health / Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by phoenixthefirst(m): 8:14pm On Jun 10, 2017
Militude:
Oboy the pimples no be here oh

I have been suffering from this skin disease from the past 5 years now I have tried all kinds of skin Care product but seems not to work.

I even tried using bleaching cream but oboy skin no gree turn yellow ohhh.

So please if you have any good skin Care product you can comment below.

I have sleepless nights because of this. It itches me so badly. Note I don't pluck it.

Please help me
OP, check out this thread about how good that drug is https://www.nairaland.com/1057605/neo-medrol-acne-lotion-review

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