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For M I to be taLler then her, it simply means d girl is F ing short.

sekunda4every: WHERE IS ABUJA CENTRE FOR FIRST BANK APTITUDE TEST!.....THANKS FOR UR RESPONSE

my centre is chams city, Abuja.

Maya2pretty: me too oh, but i guess voters reg card would do, sha
call d help line to find out incase we have 2 do somethin quick

yes voter registration is permitted. once you print your photocard, you would see passports required.

Ishilove: If being fit means having tubers of legs and muscle every corner, please let me be flabby

If being flappy means sexy to you, please let me chase dem muscle tone chic. Moet has a body to die for. You all are just h8ing.

Damn! That chick's got aaaaaaaaaaassssssssss.

Mine is on the 27th, in abj.

tianyx: please what state re you and when is the test?

I am from imo state but stay in abuja. For the test, no date has been fixed yet

I just received an email this evening, notifying me that I am among those shortlisted to take part in the aptitude test they would be conducting.

Abeggi, all I see here is a toned pot belly. Not hating though

toria12: I want a boy who...

will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. A pretty boy, but not so pretty that I feel awkward.

I want a boy who...

who thinks I'm b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest.

I want a boy who...

will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will make me soup when I'm sick, who writes poems about me because he doesn't know any other way to tell me how he feels.

I want a boy who...

is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times. I want a boy who will call me 20 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he'd still do it.

I want a boy who...

will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.

I want a boy who...

will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who at game.

I want a boy who...

makes fun of me just to make me laugh.

I want a boy who...

will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum.
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I want a boy who...

will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume.

I want a boy who...

at night, will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach. Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.

I want a boy who...

could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches. Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn't think something looks good.

I want a boy who...

would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other.

I want a boy who...

will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.

I want a boy who...

would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.

I want a boy who...

will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.

I want a boy who...

will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I'm on the phone.

I want a boy who...

will count stars with me and be friends with my family.

I want a boy who...

will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I've got him soaked.

I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I'm sick, and would play with my hair.

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I want a boy who...

will tell me I'm b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tells me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh. A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.

I want a boy who...

will hold me closer than normal when I'm sick, and would play with my hair.

But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me.

@ op I just reported you for wanting to much from us, when all we want is just fvck. Go to the cartoon world, I think johny bravo is all that.

You all should stop critizing and hating. Iyanya worked hard to get to dz point. You all shld do d same. There is no such thing as a free lunch.

sigba: First of all, Congratulations on our successfull pass out!!!
On to the matter; I was gisting with a friend of mine (a nairalander ) on the parade ground yesterday, we talked about our savings from our alawe, i was amazed when he told me he has not touched his 9 months alawe, imagine 19800*9. I was like what have i been doing all the while with my alawe cos i cant boast of any savings Lol.


After my chat with him, i went about asking my friends how much they saved, some said they saved 10k every month, some said they give 200 naira everyday to Akawo, some said NYSC money is drug money so they have no savings.

I have a friend who served last year, after his service, he used his savings to buy a bag of rice, tubers of yam and some other food stuffs for his uncle who sponsored his education, then he got a bb, changed his wardrobe etc etc. I wondered if he'll have some change left for him.

Well, i dont regrette what i used my alawe to do because they are tangible investments(conssoling myself ).

So i throw the question to you guys, including those that passed out since and those still serving. How much did/have you save/d and what are your plans/did you do with the money?.

I saved noting, in fact NYSC is still owing me for 4 months. The wicked pple cheated me and made me suffer for nothing. But its gone now but still miss the wonderful experience.

Is she that short.

coogar: in that case, mother-in-law has to vamoose!
after collecting my yams and the other stuff included in the brideprice? where did she think her grandkids came from? oyingbo market??

Na for Yaba bend down select. Make the girl mumsy dey form as if she no fvck wella during her own time for her husband house. She for talk say make dem no fvck at all say her pickin na virgin.

slimchimex: 2013

Wow. She looks asian now. She has finally succeeded in changing race from black to asain. SMH.

rokiatu: Yeah I am bored   So all you folks in a long distance relationship, here's something special for you

20) Don't forget to write - Last Winter

19) Hello beautiful - Jonas brothers

18)  I guess thats why they called it the blues - Elton John

17)  Kiss me thru the phone - Soulja Boy


16) Wait for me - Rebecca St James

15) You are not alone - Michael Johnson

14) When you are gone - Avril Lavigne

13) Whenever you call - Mariah Carey feat Brian Mcknight

12) Forget me nots - Patrice Rushen

11) A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton



10) I wanna grow older with you - DJ Limmer

9) No air - Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown

   The promise - Tracy Chapman

7) Far away- Nickelback

6) Wait for you - Elliot Yamin

5) Making memories of us - Keith Urban

4) Your call - Secondhand Serenade

3) Right here waiting - Richard Marx

2) I get lonely too - Drake

AND


[size=13pt]1) Hey there Delilah - Plain White T's[/size]

Bonus:
here without you 3 doors down and don't you remember adele. I really love don't you remember but I already made the list before I heard it.
You are welcome to add yours

And also home by michael buble
Badoo love by olamide.

[quote author=oscar_XXX]http://www.scribd.com/doc/50783/Master-The-GMAT-2007#download

guys u can download the 2007 gmats here. happy downloading. just did mine now.[/quote]Please oscar_XXX can you also send me a copy of the Gmat 2007. My email is francisonyes@yahoo.com. Thanks a lot.

Let me check.
.......Thinking.......




........Still thinking.......


Not so sure but I think it should between my tooth brush and boxers.

This is my pin. Add me ASAP 285BF9B6

Ogogambus: I will personally advise u based on d experience ave had in workforce exams to lay ur hand on 2007 Gmat.Study d charts and graphs there.If u ave written workforce exam before,try to recall d nature of the exam,dats what will reappear again,they don't really change questions.This is just an advice anyway,I didn't apply for firstbank job.I wrote first bank exam last year though i passed but was lucky to also pass GTB exam,and has chosen the later to the former.wish u d best

Please can u also send it to me to francisonyes@yahoo.com

sweetkevisco: It is of a shocking story to find out that our
well celebrated wizkid is gay,so revealing
and true i bumped into wizkid in a gay party
hosted by one of his close friend by the name
TMONEY. As told and revealed by of the attendee of the party
The club is a big name in Lagos state
situated around chevron estate Lekki.It was
meant to be a mask party for all the gay who
are interested in partying and meeting other
gays around the hub and Lagos entirely.I was so shock that a whole wizkid was in
attendance with some other celebrities in the
entertainment world with the likes of a VJ who
worked with soundcity music channel but
currently with channel O with some other
celebrities which you dont expect to be gay or bisexual because of the way the mingle with
Ladies
So surprising to find out that wizkid is a
Bottom gay.In gay terms Bottom is the one
who is being bleeped while Verse is one who is
plays both top or bottom.Our well celebrated is the one being bleeped fully and being treated
by the top or verse.Its of an imagination that
anyone who is a GAY or TB as its codedly called
by those who knows about it more will tell you
that he is one.
One thing so daring and revealing is of him going for an artificial pinking of his lips for the
same reason with Bankole wellington a.k.a
Banky W alongside Skales who are both in
Empire Mates Entertainment E.M.E are all of same
feather which its said flocks together.Secondly if you read Wizkid's latest interview,he said he doesnt have a girlfriend,think about that,this is a guy who can get any girl he wants,without lifting a finger,and we all know he is not a gospel artiste!!

Can I also say I saw you op, u are a lesbian. U won't mind your business and leave d kid alone

BAMILASSA: MAIN AIMS OF GEJ SOE ARE:

1. ENSURE CONTINUITY OF THE CONFLICT TO 2014/15 FOR HIM TO ACHIEVE HIS DIRTY AMBITIONS
2. ENSURE CONTINUITY OF THE CRISES TO GET AN AVENUE TO DESTROY ALL THE NORTH, THRU. MASS KILLINGS, ECONOMIC SABOTAGE,AND ISOLATION.
3. GRADUALLY, ACHIEVING MILITARY DOMINANCE BY THE IGBOS AND MIDDLE BELTANS, NOW FREE TO USE THE MILITARY AS A TOOL FOR BOTH POLITICAL AND CRIMINAL AGENDAS OF DIVIDING THE COUNTRY, AND AVENGING THE SO CALLED SS/ND MILITANTS SILENCING DURING THE OBJ/YAR ADUA ERAS.

TWO (2) GOOD THING AS WELL, MAY BE THE OUTCOME OF THIS SOE BLUNDER VIZ;

1. MILITARY TAKE OVER
2. POLITICAL SUICIDE BY GEJ GROUP, TRANSLATING TO CHEAP APC TAKE OVER

ANY OF THE ABOVE, WOULD MEAN THE BATTLE TAKEN BACK TO ND/BIAFRA DOOR STEPS!

LONG LIVE NIGERIA.

Point of correction BH descendant

1) Will ensure continuity as long as your fathers and brothers continue to behave as if this country is their inheritance/birth rite
2) Will ensure continuity till your fathers and brothers think of how well they can help this country in moving forward instead of dragging us back all the time.
3) With all your fathers and brothers military dominance since 1966, what have the north helped nigeria achieved (corruption, anarchy, poverty, senseless killings, and mass destruction), I think it is time for a change, and now you fathers and brothers are acting as if it is witch hunt or as if ther are now sacrificial lambs.

Think twice my northern brother he who lives by the sword should be suprised if he gets slayed by that sword. A word is enough for the wise.
Long live Nigeria.

ebetech: My successful officers to be , can any one tell me If we can sign the attestation of local government area of origin at our states liason office. Thanks

Yes you can, I did mine in imo state liason office in abuja.

D test made me feel like a kid again taking jamb. Fvckin complicated.

Just passing through

If you want to own a land with complete documents in one of the fastest growing area council in abuja, just identify your self.

@ isreal eddy: yes navy only recruits from 2:1 above.

i have heard alot of bullshit in life but this one suck, senator pickin my foot unless u b senator goodevening street pickin i go gree. go get a life or go Bleep urself with a hammer , or better still use your leg, ur pussy should be wide enough. Guys wise up o una no b mumu. nodey dull 4 any osho wey dey lie lie to scam una.

be like say you no dey work. lol. pretty girl though. blowing kisses to u mwuaaah.

may 19. wassup may-flins. we rock

Nigeria politicians spends N1.95tr yearly to run generators inside their pockets and ghana must go's

Fayemi is new Ekiti governor
The federal appeals court rules Kayode Fayemi as the rightful winner of the Ekiti state election.