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RomanceRe: Ladies, Know The Type Of Work A Guy Does Before Agreeing To Be His Girlfriend by phuckmachine(m): 2:17am On Jun 28, 2017
fastgyal:
I'm writing this from my own personal experience. Dear girls, don't just fall 'head over heels' for a guy without knowing the nature of his job or any of his close relatives.

There's this guy who's been inviting me over for quite sometime, we met at an event and exchanged contacts. I did that because he assisted me with something at that event. He calls me for about an hour or two every night. That was early this year.

When I asked about his nature of job, he said he was a contractor, he couldn't tell me which firm he works with. He stays at home 24/7 from Monday through Friday, weekends inclusive.

I finally agreed to go out with him sometime in February. This guy owns a Bentley and a Range Rover. Each time I try to bring up the issue of his job, he waives it off. The way he spent money on me and my friend that day was lavish and suspicious. I wasn't comfortable at all. He paid for my Uber ride to and fro. Spent about 80K at the exquisite restaurant just for food and drinks. We were three;Him, my friend And I. He uses two iPhones, one infinix hot4 and a smaller phone. I felt so much discomfort with him that day. Thank God my spirit never accepted him. that evening, he had a minor issue with his friend. I was listening to their conversation and I found out my guess was right. I had to cut up all ties with him after that day. abeg I can't be spending money whose source I know nothing about.

The second was a guy I loved, I won't lie. I met him at the mall and there was this kind of attraction. We flowed freely, got talking and all that. I won't say everything I witnessed at his place for personal reasons. I asked what he's been doing since he graduated, he said business. What kind of business? He replied; 'online business'

The day I visited him, his friends came over and for more than one hr, they were glued to their laptops, doing 'heaven knows what' and making calls to dupe victims. I also saw about 7 master keys for cars. I had no access to his FB account then. only whatsapp and IG.

When I checked his pictures on FB, I was trembling with all the things I saw. he's in a gang, probably a cult. Always wearing shirts with that devilish logo of a skull printed in it. Wearing all Black and all that.

And girls, please don't open your legs for any guy you've just met until you're very sure he's clean. I really loved this last one but although its hard to let go, I just have to.
I'm not saying I'm a virgin, but I just don't open my legs for any one because he throws money at my face whatsoever. I'm being very plain here so girls can learn.

Let this get to front page please mods.
What's spreading of legs has to do with a man's job nature. If you don't open another with a fresh vaj will. Abeg go park one side.
RomanceRe: How To: Overcoming Timidity For Shy Nigerian Guys by phuckmachine(m): 3:23am On Jun 27, 2017
Correct thread

Lalasticlala, mynd44 pls do the needful.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Waconzy Poses With A Stack Of $100,000 Notes In Hollywood by phuckmachine(m): 12:19pm On Oct 06, 2014
Who the F is Waconzy, and why does he need to Mayweather us with his change. I'm sure he's a Nigerian.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off His Skydweller Rolex Watch Worth N6.5million by phuckmachine(m): 3:10am On Aug 06, 2014
Lordabas: Mtschew!!
Like say the watch go notify am when it's end time
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Boasts Of Ebola Cure! by phuckmachine(m): 5:27pm On Jul 29, 2014
See sharp pastor out to make money. shouting out a cure for ebola as a pre-advertisment before it begins to spread. Pastor first find a cure to the deplorable state of the country and stop forwarding your ebola cure as means to fleece the gullibles before its start spreading. if you have a cure for ebola forward it to WHO
Jokes EtcRe: 12 Types Of Slap by phuckmachine(m): 5:24pm On Jul 29, 2014
lesbianic slap: a slap that can reCONFIGURE any lesbian back to her normal self. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Your Most Boring TV Shows Currently Airing by phuckmachine(m): 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2014
ALL BIG BROTHER SHOWS ARE USELESS AND BORING....WASTE OF TIME......ONLY BORING PEOPLE SIT THEIR A55 ALL DAY TO WATCH IT
FashionRe: The Dangers Of Wearing Fairly Used Underwears by phuckmachine(m): 1:52pm On Jul 29, 2014
1gb0s traders and businessmen are responisible for importing 0kr1ka to Nigeria.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by phuckmachine(m): 7:50pm On Jul 28, 2014
@OP
stop kumm¡ng to NL asking for advice

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