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EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by Phunmibi: 6:22pm On Aug 24, 2015
Millex:
result is out check here http://putme.lasu.edu.ng/putme_result_checker.php
thank me later
Damn

WTH... I just checked
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by Phunmibi: 2:16pm On Aug 24, 2015
What's her definition of sex? grin
Christianity EtcRe: If Your Fellowship Holds These Teachings, Then It's Time You Moved On by Phunmibi: 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
starlingslimnet:
If the following happens in your fellowship I advice you to correct them and if they persist leave such fellowship.

1. They Teach Only Your Fellowship Will Go To Heaven: This is in direct contradiction with the Promise of God that says "Whoever believes in the Son will have eternal life". If your doctrines teaches that only your fellowship will go to heaven and all other fellowship will be lost in Hell. Kindly find your way out cause you are heading to Hell yourself.

2. They Teach Unless You Obey Church Tradition You Will Lose Heaven: "By Grace yee are saved through Faith in Christ Jesus" You cannot be saved by works.If your church keeps Teaching you these find your way out of that place.

3. They teach Marry From The Fold and Soulmate : Only a cult does this.You are free to marry from any fellowship you like in as much as you Love him or her.Your Soulmate is the person you love.All these are done to keep you in the sect.

4. They Teach Don't Touch,Don't Eat,Don't Use: These are pure demonic teachings.I don't have to quote Scriptures before you remember the Scriptures relating to this.
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5. They Teach You Are Still A Sinner Despite You Believe In Christ: Every Christain is Righteous. If your fellowship holds you a sinner because of your spiritual level then find your way out.Christ is your righteousness. [/s]

6. They Celebrate Festivals And Do Sacrifice: I wonder what you are Still doing in such a place.

7. Visions Is The Basis Of Their Belief: I saw in the dream or God told me that.....If it is on these things your fellowship is built on Find your way out.
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8. God commands You To Pay Tithe And They Are For Pastors: What are you Still doing in this fellowship, uhn? [/s]

9. They Teach Witches Are Responsible For Your Poverty: My brother you are already in one chance fellowship kindly find your way out.

10: You Don't Have The Holy Spirit Until You Speak In Tongues: A way of spreading demonic spirits.Since you will have to speak in tongues they have to lay hands on you and in laying of hands comes the transference of spirits.You receive the Holy Spirit at New Birth.If your Fellowship teaches otherwise find your level.
You're wrong on these two.
The first one; have you ever heard of the doctrine of eternal security? If not read and search your scriptures about it.

2. Have you forgotten what the latter verse of Malachi said? Or the book of Leviticus?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Two Suspects For Cocaine Trafficking (Pictured) by Phunmibi: 1:59pm On Aug 22, 2015
just as expected!
the names grin
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
Tripleclick:
Read what u wrote again, it has no stand,,, answer me,, WHY WAS AWOLOWO IN PRISON?? WAS IT NOT BEFORE THE WAR HE WAS RELEASED AND HE PLANNED WITH OJUKWU TO DECLARE ODUDUWA AS A COUNTRY?? WHY DD GOWON CALL HIM TO JOIN THE NIGERIA GOVT AFTER HAUSAS SUFFERED A DEFEAT FROM BIAFRAN SOILDERS?? SO THAT U SLAVES CN JOIN THE WAR?? WHY DD AWOFROG ASK D NORTH TO REDUCE DIA DOMINANCE BEFORE YORUBA JOINED D WARhuh HE THOUGHT HE WILL BE COMPESENTED FOR HIS ROLE IN THE WAR WITH PRESIDENCY?? BUT WHAT?? HE WAS SCAMMED! AND D NEXT TN IS SUCIDE? YORUBA NEW GENERATION OF DUMP HEADS (Y.N,G.D)
Thank you!
I am done here!
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Military Men During Their Morning Training In Yobe Today by Phunmibi: 1:36pm On Aug 21, 2015
nikkiking:
Not hard shocked.

God protect our gallant soldiers grin.
really? oya dear please do that for 20 minutes
just for me! wink
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
adeekiti:
God bless u and ur wisdom sis
amin epo sir
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:27pm On Aug 21, 2015
adeekiti:
it needs to be stopped, calling for Biafra is not the way out in d problem naija is involve today.. I'm surprise that racism can still exist among us as a nigerian,Yorubas has been the most calmed in d issues affecting nigeria today, Biafra is not the way forward but a way to war and our future generations can't handle it if it starts now.. I understand u sis cos I feel same here too and we all need peace to grow dis country and our enemies are not from tribes but our enemies are individuals who chose to be a problem to dis great country and the way out as we quote United we stand divided we fall, together we can end dis individuals who chose to be Islamic radicals leaving the good Muslims in no fate, let God help us and we shall grow in unity , let's remember a war we start today is a war to be continued by the next generations
Well said sire! I kneel.
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2015
Tripleclick:
Olodo, story,, we rather die fightng dn be a cowards like u gux,, the 30,000 easterners masscred in the north, are d not human?? And u gux kep quiet, becus ur master is @ work,, bastards,, go recover kwara, befor talking, have u forgtn how fulani , chased you gux away and install emir,, awolowo is a definition coward, a man who was in prison and was released by ojukwu , to go and declare his country, but d greedy man want to rule Nigeria,, he was scammed again and he commited sucide,, bastards, go and read d history of ur slavery
Dindinrin is your middle name and Ode is your surname! Must you believe all the lies that your unqualified low-self esteemed secondary teacher taught you? go beck to your history class and learn very well. You know nothing of Nigerian history!
one last ota for you, if not for Chief Awolowo (of blessed memory) You lots will nothing but Niger beggers that will have on our streets today!

and again, go back to your history class!
Oponu!
AutosRe: Made In Mbase Helicopter.. (see Photo) by Phunmibi: 1:09pm On Aug 21, 2015
wow! creative
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:06pm On Aug 21, 2015
adeekiti:
Shoo u dey vex o, obirin bi okunrin, abeg we need strong women like you for our army.. I support ur comment
Buoda, ema da awon people loun ke! didake omo odua kiise t'ago

I am proud to be Yoruba-born!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 1:03pm On Aug 21, 2015
Tripleclick:
story!!! Typical new generation of yoruba dump heads, , u wipe us and we are still ahead of our game til now,, Olodo ,, yoruba mouth action,, adekunle after his killings,, ended with nothing,,all his benefits wer nt paid, awolowo chop rat poison,, cowards,, hausas scamming dm since 20Bc
Your Ojukwu who actually was a smoker, lover of marijuana, women wrapper and nothing but a crazy psycho fled the country in the face of war. He was scared and left his supposed kins men to die. man! stop celebrating mediocrity. Biafra is a fraud! not for the benefit of you lots, wake up and smell the coffee.

Lol, wipe you! you guys retreated, and surrendered. We brought you lots back in as lost prodigal children. We love you back cos we are all africans. Now, you are taking our love for something else.

Na lagoon be your final destination!
your fore-father!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:59pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
Kafuri you will be sold
lol... I am not igbo, I am Yoruba tokan tara. My parents can't sell me cos they know my worth! not like the cannibals of the south, that either sell their kids or they eat 'em. Na so hunger they chike una?
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:54pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
I am Urhobo and ND has nothing to do with your Islamic slavery


Get that into your ewedu congealed brain.
kinlanso kinlonso (stop saying nonsense)?

Islamic Slavery? I have never for once seen some as stupid and low in IQ as you are!
you must be the dullard lil boy i tutored back in A level days; han! you have really grown wings o! thought you have actually learnt some things back then?
FYI; I am not a muslim, but I love my muslim friends and family
you are the crazy bigot here!
stop importing religion into this
kilagbe kileju!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:39pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
ISIS Sets Up North African Capital on Europe's Doorstep...


ISIS is already in Northern Nigeria and they have setup their African capital in Libya.

Give or take 2 yrs after Niger Delta and Biafra Republic is declared you will be on a slave caravan crossing the Sahara destined for an Arab slave auction.q


Slave
your stupidity deranges your buccal cavity (ogo, ofenu ora)
what stewpid analysis!
FYI Niger Delta has nothing to do with your Biafra!
Biafra ko, Biafool ni
abeg mama is calling you for launch ojere
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:30pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
Slave you will end up scrubbing the floors of your arab slave masters in Saudi when ISWAP restarts the transaction Sahara slave trade.
ode! scrubbing floor? when God is on my side, and I have gait set? you must be high on some Beere Ibadan weeds. FYI I am born to be great!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:28pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
Yoruba slave I am not igbo but thus time around you fools will be the ones on the receiving end


Get ready for ISWAP
abi oloriburuku leleyi ni!
awon babanla e, ni slaves
FYI, you are not in any position to make decisions, your elders and polithiefcians are already groping for their own piece of national cake.
seat there at the comfort of your damn room and type rubbish; it won't change anything!
ISWAP ko, Igbe ni!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2015
mediachirps:
this is how to spot a typical yuruba bigot
I am proud to be a Yourba born lady
but I am not a bigot, I consider other people's opinion too. But, i do not accommodate insane people calling my root names!
awon omo ale jati jati
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
Get ready for ISWAP selling you off.


Slave
oh! Ode! have you so much forgotten history. Try any nonsense, we will wipe you off again.
Ole, alatenuje!
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 12:10pm On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
No be so una dey support that sectional goat After he ordered the Air force to obliterate a riverine community in Cross River?


All you oyel thieves will be bombed


Useless parasites
typical of a mad and slowpoke goat like you. What more can I expect from a mentally deranged fellow like you
PoliticsRe: Militants Take Over Arepo Creeks In Ogun by Phunmibi: 11:53am On Aug 21, 2015
BishopMagic:
Oya Buhari bomb the hell out of these yoruba touts
your father! bastard son of a thousand fathers
RomanceRe: My Neighbor And Her Daughter Keep Seducing Me Pls Help Me! by Phunmibi: 3:21pm On Aug 20, 2015
yourboss:
Pls I need your help!
get a gun... ts going to help ya alot
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 2:38pm On Aug 20, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Okk oo... Suce$$ ma...enjoy!!
Thanks wonderful brother!
BTW, your dp is funny
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Prettiest Nigeria Female Artists (photos) by Phunmibi: 2:37pm On Aug 20, 2015
INTROVERT:
op hope the English you are typing is a joke because I don't find your spellings funny... grin grin grin
see the person wey dey correct person!
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 2:35pm On Aug 20, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Yeah...these words-Love, wonderful, beautiful, greatness all have various meaning/understanding to different people...
I admire your stand...after all -it is YOUR LIFE..#yolo
But what I won't want is later, we will start hearing "had I known" or seeing topics like "I am a Dr @32 years nd no Man wants to marry me"...so if you are convinced with whatever vision or mission you have..carry go...
Anyway...marriage is not even Compulsory...
Feminists talk say, females don't need a man to be happy nd successful grin...
"Every abokki with him own kettle" I don yarn finish..

Ps..I never said that, if you want to marry @ 31 years,u wouldn't see a good husband o...na Oluwa matter be dat..
lol... I have a man in my life already. And we have godly plans together.
Never will I make that statement; over my living body
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 2:16pm On Aug 20, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Emmmh...so you are trying to mimic or imitate ur eld sister sad extremely very very bad badder badest...
Life ur live my dear..I know education nd self actualisation is very important, but you should also bear in mind of ur Priorities in life (family or degrees nd qualifications) but who told u, u can't get married nd continue with ur academic pursuit undecided..
My younger cousin got married when she was in Year 1(100level) today she has her Masters degree plus 4 wonderful children...that's what I called Wonderful cheesy..nd she will soon start her Phd...
Now, that's what I call misunderstanding! My sister's case was cited as an example.
If I am actually imitating my sister (of which I know I am not) I wouldn't have left Med School in pursuit of Engineering!
My life is my live. So, I live it to actualization.
I have plans and visions, that must be fulfilled.
if your own definition of wonderful and greatness is getting married at early stage, then count me out!
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: 38-yr-old Virgin Decides To Get Married To Jesus by Phunmibi: 2:12pm On Aug 20, 2015
proud to be a virgin.

but I am not betrothed to Jesus!

the lady is on a long thing
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 2:01pm On Aug 20, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Hmmmm..so 21 plus 14 years..35yrs..
Na Menopause tins na....u no wan enjoy ya marriage
abegi o! no be +14 years o. Na +10 years o!
31 on point.
There is nothing bad in it. My elder sister got married after she completed her Ph.D at 30 years. She now has a set of twin (a boy and a girl)
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 1:54pm On Aug 20, 2015
Mcowubaba:
10 years shocked
Anyway..I don't knw ur age...
U fit dey 14yrs..so that explains ur statement
lol.... for your mind
well, I am 21
EducationRe: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by Phunmibi: 11:28am On Aug 20, 2015
BrightForYou:
Thanks Phunmibi. I have read the news,just wanna know if there is anyone on the thread who is already into it.
BTW,seems I know you on KWASU thread.
yeah!
EducationRe: Osun State University (uniosun) 2015/2016 Post Utme/admission Thread by Phunmibi: 11:14am On Aug 20, 2015
BrightForYou:
Hello. Please does anyone here know about Uniosun part-time programme. I saw it online that its application is on but don't know much about it. Someone should please give me details abt this programme. Is it advisable to run it? Thank you.
Read details here http://myschool.com.ng/uniosun/news/39259/uniosun-part-time-degree-admission-2015-2016-announced.html
EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by Phunmibi: 10:48am On Aug 20, 2015
beautiful couple... May the Lord keep 'em as one

Will join the league in the next 10 years

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