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lol...
Iya Funmibi is guilty of this.

themejiwalker:
This your personal text ehn

urgh, wetin do am na.

kinggenesis, walahi you are exponentially right!

[quote author=Riotechs post=36615315]where is innjoo fire?

Dani4tech:
I didn't get your p0int...btw I'm not the c0ntroversial type though...

you stole those lines from buoda barcanista's signature

Dani4tech:
Be Initiative and Smart like the Igbos! Be Diplomatic and Calculative like the Yorubas! Never give up your struggle like the Niger Deltans! Position yourself like the Northerners. You will surely be a champion like Barcelona!

You know this is plagiarism. make bouda barcanista catch you en.... you go hear win, hin go analyse your life; the way he analysed naira/dollar palava

[quote author=dobiee post=36623077][/quote]hi dobbie sweerie, don't panic. use one of your other names (in small letters as password) and your jamb reg as username

And another one from

Kevin Olushola

A cover of Justin Timberlake Mirror


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vHdYvS8hTg

you guys seriously need to watch and listen to this cello and beatboxing

Heart Attack
by
Kevin Olushola


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPknp2oDdqQ

UniqueGem:
You left medicine in UI 2 years ago and now being dragged back into medical sch? Its high time na don't you think?

Don't mind them o... I explained to mummy and father. But father is hell bent in seeing me going back to med school. In fact it's a long story o. Two years ago was crazy; running poly and UI together. No be maimai o
Besides I only did the test to fulfill all righteousness

UniqueGem:
Is this an Irony?

Lol...no I was driven down to write this test.
Besides no matter what, Engineering is on point!
Besides I quitted UI 2 years ago

smartdave1:
it was kinda cool, but for the time factor.
How was yours?

Not bad
In fact twas fun.

smartdave1:
'greetings'!

Yea bro
How your exam?

Ladokites:
ar der no options? And dnt u came acros any jamb qustns dere?

Its OBJ na
I saw some 2011 questions

Lol
It was during my internship days in P&G
Cos for my house na Eba we always chop (I am serious)
So it happened that my first day at work we were told there would always be free food every day (lunch and breakfast).
I was at the canteen with my guy friends> I looked around (you know na, na oyinbo full P&G then. They were all eating with Fork and Knife. I was ashamed. I took up the courage went over to the guys serving, signed and took a tray.

I collected the food with my dessert. Thank God, I sat opposite the plant Manager. I watched him and I imitated him. I was carried away that it went bad and my slices of beef were about falling; thanks to the server that gave me Ishan. I looked around and I saw that my guy friends were all laughing at me. All the while the plant manager was all smiles. But, with time I got used to it
This happened way back in 2011

Mathematics

Add up the first 5 prime numbers
If the area of circle is same as that of a square. What is the diameter of the circle if the length of the sqire is 5.5cm
Find the remainder of the polynomial

Ladokites:
God bles funmbi.. morow tins

Chemistry
What is/are the products youll get from cracking of Heptane
What's the value of L orbital
Calculate the volume of 0.2 mol/dm of H²So⁴ and 0.1mol/dm³ of 20cm³.

Physics
Specific heat capacity calculate temperature change
Calculate the resistance of power 60w of voltage 240v.
Calculate the current of Emf 24v two internal resistance 1ohms connected in series and the sum connected in parallel to an external load of 2 ohms

Natural Disaster

By

Pentatonix

Olammy76:
what time schedule are you and when did they start.?

9Am... We started around 10:45

At first it was 20 questions in 60minutes. People were excited. But it was later restarted and new time sessions were allotted 100 questions in 60 minutes.
It was after all
Finished before the time frame.

Ladokites:
nice on phunmbi.. Pls in yur own view du you c it as a simple qustns or little hard..

Simple they are. O level stuffs. In my own view an average student should be able to have an average of 45-55/100

Buoda barcanista
How market?

I can't help but laugh

I think Akinwumi is one of the few ministers from the previous administration that performed excellently well.

Joeself1:
How was exams today, hope its not too difficult?
what is the arrangements like,the subjects taken, how many questions and time allowed?

The exam is 100 questions

Joeself1:
How was exams today, hope its not too difficult?
what is the arrangements like,the subjects taken, how many questions and time allowed?

Ladokites:
yeah for dose wu did deirs 2day, pls any likely qustns...

Current Affairs~ what is written below the Nigeria coat of arm
Who's the immediate past chairman of INeC
When was the presidential election conducted
Who's LASU VC

Radioactive Cover

By

Pentatonix ft Lindsey Sterling

Now this one

Winter Wonderland

By

Pentatonix

This one is da bomb

Heart Attack

By

Kevin Olushola

Grammy Award winner

Julie O
By
Kevin Olushola

A Grammy Award winner.

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Lovechyld101:
1. All-You-Can-Eat Buffets:
“Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.” - Proverbs 23:20-21
The Bible forbids overeating, but now it’s a lot harder to eat right compared to Biblical times. Restaurants offer huge portions of delicious food, and all-you-can-eat buffets are the worst offenders. You want to get your money’s worth, so you’re going to pile your plate high and come back for seconds and thirds.
2. T-Shirts:
“Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.” – Leviticus 19:19
This Biblical rule doesn’t even make sense. Why is wearing two different materials such a bad thing? Fabric blends are used in most clothing items these days, and without weaving cotton and polyester together we wouldn’t have comfortable t-shirts that don’t shrink!
3. Comedians:
“Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.” - Ephesians 5:4
While the Bible doesn’t completely forbid humor, it makes it pretty hard to be funny. Almost anything you watch on Comedy Central or in a live stand-up act will break these rules. C’mon, what would the world be like without fart jokes?
4. Fashionistas:
“I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,” - 1 Timothy 2:9
Women in Biblical times weren’t really that different than modern women, but they were subjected to some really intense rules! The Bible basically banned them from wearing anything that might draw attention to themselves. The modern fashionista is now obsessed with the exact same things that were forbidden.
5. Gossip:
“Whoever slanders their neighbor in secret, I will put to silence; whoever has haughty eyes and a proud heart, I will not tolerate.” - Psalm 101:5
It’s hard to watch TV or surf the Internet without running into some form of gossip. Whether it’s the latest celebrity “news” or your friends ranting about something on Facebook, there’s plenty of thing the Bible doesn’t want you to talk about. Just try to talk to your friends on the phone without gossiping about someone else and you’ll see how hard it is!
6. Sex:
“It is good for a man not to have intimate relations with a woman.” - 1 Corinthians 7:1
Basically the Bible doesn’t want you to have sex unless you’re married and it’s for the purpose of making a baby. And it’s not just sex, but anything even related to sex or even thinking naughty thoughts is against the rules. Good luck trying to follow them!
7. Popcorn Shrimp:
“But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are to regard as unclean. And since you are to regard them as unclean, you must not eat their meat; you must regard their carcasses as unclean.” - Leviticus 11:10-11
Red Lobster and Joe’s Crab Shack would never exist if we followed the rules of the bible. All shellfish are regarded as unclean animals, so that means no crab legs, lobster tails, or popcorn shrimp. It’s pretty obvious why this rule has gone ignored.
**we shouldnt be eating crabs and lobsters then**
8. Cross-breeding:
“Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals.” - Leviticus 19:19
Cross-breeding different species is extremely common these days, and it happens in nature all the time. The Bible prohibited mating different animals, but we’d never have dog breeds like the pitbull, or even the Liger ( bred btw Lion and tiger) etc!
9. Cheeseburgers:
“Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.” - Exodus 23:19
Okay, so the cheeseburger is not specifically banned by the bible, but the concept is basically the same. The Jews were instructed not to cook an animal in its mother’s milk, but we often eat cow meat covered in cheese… which comes from cows.
10. Tattoos:
“Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.” - Leviticus 19:28
Over the past 20 years or so, tattoos have gone from an outcast art form to a nealy mainstream hobby. It seems like almost everyone has a tattoo these days, which is big problem according to the bible! God himself forbid putting permanent marks on your skin, which makes tattoos of Jesus’ face hilariously ironic.
11. Football/ soccer:
“Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work therein: it is the sabbath of the Lord in all your dwellings.” - Leviticus 23:3
God must love football, because most Premier league games and NFL games are played on Saturday and Sunday and he hasn’t smote any players yet. According to the Bible, the Sabbath is supposed to be a day of rest and prayer, but most people know it as game day. In addition, american footballs were originally made out of pigskin, which is also banned.
**Hmm, that means the final World cup match between Germany and Argentina last Sunday shouldnt have held according to the bible**
12. Bacon:
“And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.” - Leviticus 11:7-8
Bacon is one of the tastiest things on the entire planet, but the Bible doesn’t want us to eat it — or any part of the pig for that matter. The pig is just one of many “unclean” animals that were forbidden to eat, but only for the strange reason that it eats normally. “Clean” animals like the cow regurgitate their food and eat it again.

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frosbel:
I was raised a fundamentalist Christian. Here is some of what we were taught, both explicitly and in a million different little ways, every single day of our lives:
- You are worthless.
- God hates you, unless you love him.
- Obedience is love.
- Punishment is love.
- The Bible is infallible and not to be questioned.
- The pastor is infallible and not to be questioned.
- Our interpretation of all Scripture is without error and not to be questioned.
- Outside the church bubble waits evil.
- Everyone who is different should be feared.
- Bad things happen to you because God is trying to teach you a lesson.
- Bad things happen to you because God let Satan tempt you.
- Bad things happen to you as a punishment for disobedience.
- Depression is a sign of sin in your life.
- To resist what you are taught is to rebel against God.
- Women have to cover themselves so as not to tempt men.
- If a man lusts after a woman it’s her fault.
- Women need to submit to male authority over them.
- There are many things girls can’t do.
- Men are more important than women.
- A woman who is raped must forgive her rapist and not report it to the authorities, in order that the rapist, his family, and the church remain protected from outsiders.
- Children are to be seen and not heard.
- Children need to have their will broken through painful “child-training” and punishment.
- A child who is not hit until he or she screams will not learn.
- Our church is the only true church; all others churches are filled with Christians who are untrue and destined for hell.
- Catholics aren’t Christians. They are idol worshippers.
- You are so full of sin God can’t even look at you.
- When the Communists take over America and force us to burn all of our Bibles, you’ll need to have memorized it so they can’t take away what is written on your heart.
Those are lies. And they are deeply damaging.
And if you are unfortunate enough to be raised a Christian fundamentalist, you have no choice but to believe those lies until, because you are very lucky and/or very strong, you break free from the controlling, brainwashing environment in which you and your family exist. Yours is a world in which not only all outsiders, but all television, music, movies and books are shunned. So what you are taught is literally the only truth you know.
And that is why, as toxic and harmful as they can certainly be, whenever I deal with Christian fundamentalists I bear in mind Jesus’ “Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do.” Because I know how true that is.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unfundamentalistchristians/2014/05/the-lies-christian-fundamentalism-taught-me/

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