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successking401:
do you care for herbs?

no thank you.... i hardly drink medicine... i just wait and im ok again...

mrtomola:
Get to a nearby Pharmacy and buy Castor Oil, take 2 full table spoon. if you cant afford that then buy Bisacodyl Tablet and take 5 tab at once before bed at night. This might turn your tummy and make you poo at least 3-4 times d next day. And your poo would be restored back to normal.

thank you so much sir... i looked up the drug and saw it was a laxative.... and it treats constipation....... is that my problem sir? meanwhile why isnt andrews liver salt working on me since it is a laxative drug also and you said 5 tabs.. isnt that ok sir .. am 24 yrs old and weight 65kg... my bmi is 23...

i know this because i always ask doctors ...

thank you once again

y is no one helping out.. is that no one knows what i could do or they dont just care.....

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who else thinks the kid needed some attention and just downloaded pics from the internet? those aint his parents properties...

Ishilove:
Shut your stinking yak and don't quote me. EVER

were you a mod? why do people mention you when they want their thread to be on frontpage?

move on.... shes just a girl... nothing special.... just skins and bones

after all said and done... if the tweets hurt you... indeed, its purpose has been met. A full-bodied man feels no hurt when called a cripple.... Dangote wouldnt care if you called him a poor wretched man.... but if these tweets struck a chord... it means you aint intelligent and you sell ya ass for money

i dont understand how what causes panic is trending and has graced frontpage for the whole world to become anxious whereas the lalasticlala , seun and the others have turned a blind eye to the thread i created informing nigerians that monkey pox is not deadly and it resolves on its own without treatment

shaybebaby:
Lol, I like what you did there; created a need. You'd be good at marketing/sales.

However, I'm very much of the school of thought kids should be allowed to follow their passion. At the moment, little man is all about astronomy.
Should I ever see the inclination towards programming from him, I'll be certain to come looking for you.

A guide from big mummy is what most african kids need.... ask the average african teenager what he hopes to be.. he 'd say any of the following...

1. Doctor.
2. Engineer.
3. Lawyer.
5. Banker.

While all of these professions are good, you can at best become comfortable.

Your childs supposed passion for astronomy wasnt innate... He was exposed to things related to such... If you exposed your child to documentaries relating to medicine... He'd grow passion for medicine. Take a cue from his precocious knowledge of android and what not. If he wasnt exposed to such.. would he know about it?

expose your child to computer skills (i am not talking about MS-WORD and the likes o ) and watch how he would build video games, websites for his friends before he turns 16. He might the "GO TO GUY" when theres a tech need.

P.S: EVERY LOVES THE GO-TO GUY

meanwhile... theres an app called scratch.. it is an app that equips kids with problem-solving skills and it full of pictures kids can relate to. Belong long, any kid would become a software developer with scratch...... except you think, you child is too young to have problem-solving skills. If you successfully download the app or visit it online and you like its intuitive interface and you also want someone to help groom your kid, pidgintutor is the moniker and better yet check my signature.

scratch => https://scratch.mit.edu/

Have a lovely day ahead

shaybebaby:
I like the sound of that, a sound retirement plan.

in that case... if you like the sound, you are just in luck...

I wield the instrument that would make that sound resounding.... and guess what its inexpensive...

ULSHERLAN:
Govt really need to sensitize the general public about monkey pox in other to calm down tensed nerves.

the truth is most people dont read for themselves. i am thinking the govt siphon public funds into the pocket in the name of fighting about monkey pox... they should inform the populace about the true state of things so the masses dont become overly cautious for nothing

I can already sense the anxiety amongst everyone. It is important for me to enlighten us what the disease is about.

contrary to popular belief, monkey pox isnt as deadly as you think. In fact, it is a brother to chickenpox and small pox... Its mode of transmission is almost always through contact with infected animals... However human to human transmission has been observed but in rare cases.

according to WHO...

"Infection of index cases results from direct contact with the blood, bodily fluids, or cutaneous or mucosal lesions of infected animals. Secondary, or human-to-human, transmission can result from close contact with infected respiratory tract secretions, skin lesions of an infected person or objects recently contaminated by patient fluids or lesion materials."

what is noteworthy is this...

"There is no evidence, to date, that person-to-person transmission alone can sustain monkeypox infections in the human population." according to WHO

Monkey Pox isnt a deadly disease. So, people stop the panic and focus on your life. Although there is no treatment/vaccine for it right now but it is self-limiting.

P.S: self limiting in medicine means it subsides on its own..

click the link for more info... http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs161/en/


cc:

seun

lalasticlala

mynd44

please inform the public... before they bath in salt like they did during ebola epidemic due to ignorance

shaybebaby:
Finance is more my field. Great that you teach, irrespective of the field. That you are sharing your knowledge and expertise with others is commendable even if it paid . You are adding value to others and to world.

@ teaching my son? Nah, that kid can teach me a few tricks. He's adept at both Android and ios, thank God for finger print technology, he'd have gotten me into serious debt purchasing apps

beautiful....

i propose you avail him to lessons about programming..... gates, zuckerberg and others had an early start...

we could be looking at the next billion dollar company founder....

shaybebaby:
Good heavens, No. Failed computer science brilliantly and consistently in secondary school.

smiles... i dont belive that.. you have the look of a whiz kid in computer or any other field. I didnt study comp science myself but i teach people mobile and web development.......


you teaching your son how to use a tab?

shaybebaby:
Morning mate, whilst it may have started with your spat with your girl, you are not responsible for how people choose to conduct themselves subsequently.

If you have let it go, leave others be, it's their choice how they respond. You have said your piece. Let it end there.

Remember you are responsible for your actions solely and can only amend those. Other people's reaction to your actions is up to them, their responsibility not yours.

Stop quoting others and asking them to stop. You are indirectly fanning the flames of discord even if that is not your intention.

hey miss, hello.... you a computer geek?

supersystemsnig:
I PM'ed you to tell you top not to tell you anything. i don't have misunderstanding with anyone. It is gone, kindly let this thing go away

young man.. stop replying the lady.... you are engaging her and she loves the attention you are giving her... damn... u never learn

freecocoa:
Hahaha

Leave it to a Nigerian man to label a man who respects his woman weak as being controlled by her, na today?

See where you get It wrong, who says a man can't get in a word when a woman nags? Like he can't say anything because I'm talking? Even if he doesn't even utter a word, that makes him weak? A man who has his emotions in check is weak to you? I can see how mature you are. Do you even know that some men laugh nagging off? Do you know some would even try to hold you while you go on supposedly ranting? Do you know some would even try to apologize to get you to stop talking? All these men are weak according to you, only women batterers like yourself are deserving to be called strong/worthy of the title husband, my friend gtfoh!

Let me control him o, I like it like that, which man woman no dey control one way or the other sef? Phew!

How is locking your husband out of the house the same as just talking? As If men too don't nag, keep deceiving yourself.

What you think of my ego doesn't affect me, I love me like that.

. Do you know some would even try to apologize to get you to stop talking?

so you like men apologizing to stop you from talking.... mehn, this world has ended...

i can guess almost guess that when you mad with your guy.. he apologises..

when he is mad with you... he apologises...


btw




i see you have started to do what you do best.. NAG
you have even resorted to use of offensive words...

Lemme leave you alone to keep talking to yourself as i would in real life

freecocoa:
How is nagging on a whole different level/psychological assault? So if he likes to leave the seat up or won't wash the leather from the soap on the tiles away, after bathing, and I give him intense/aggressive lecture on why he should for say, 15 minutes, that's after having said it over and over before to no effect before, that is psychological assault?

Fracas must not always ensure from nagging my friend, say what you are sure of please, mind you, I'm not asking anybody to nag anybody o, I'm just telling you what has worked for me most times, and remember, all women aren't the same, so I don't know what you hear, when you hear nagging.

Plus it's not even like nagging is something one does every damn time, I know when it's necessary and I employ it then, however you decide to interpret that, is your kettle of fish.

BTW, there's nothing like 3 types of guys, any guy that would hit a woman because she was talking, is an @ss, if she didn't hit you, don't hit her and vice versa, that's how I see it.

smiles...how should a guy react to such rants..

1. listen attentively.
2. Walk away.
3. Physical Assault.


the reason why it has been working for you is cos you control ya men.... except by nagging you mean a diff thing... there was a thread which graced frontpage about a woman who kept nagging endlessly and stopped the man from entering his own house because he didnt wash his feet then the man threw a punch.. she lost a tooth and went to the hospital only for the nurses to condemn the man without hearing the full story..




if she didn't hit you, don't hit


this is laughable.... the man is still blamed..



any man yu can control as a woman is not worthy to be called your husband.. he can be controlled by any other woman.. by the way, i see an over bloated ego in you.. u had better watch it my dear...... there can only be one caption on this ship and certainly not a lady...

freecocoa:
Abegi make I hear something. You think cos you hear say woman nag, means what exactly? Abi you don't know that nagging has variations ati formula?

See you see so annoying, so somehow you can rationalize beating up someone simply because they are talking? Abi did they tell you that nagging means verbally abusing him ni? In fact let me even tell you, any man I've ever been with knew it was a big eff up to walk away while I was talking, for what na?

See the way you even say sending her away, no iota of respect, smh
Oga not every woman attracts a psycho, so best understand how nagging has worked for and respect it, tanx.

i aint rationalizing beating as you put it.. i am just saying.... there are 3 types of guys... and i explained what any of the 3 would do...... if you are just making a request for somthg..... that isnt nagging... it is what it is.. a request.... all requestees talks mildly and are patient.. playful disturbance is even sexy.. but nagging my friend is on a whole different level....

guys tolerate such in different ways... even amongst your gender.... most females would never take such from another lady..... a fracas must ensue which would eventually lead to a fight.


beating is physical assault...
nagging is psychological assault...


physical pain and psycholohical.. which is milder my dear?


@ the highlighted point...


feminine ego is what preludes breakup in any relationship..

it is what is causing op to have a rethink about the girl he wants to marry..

i put it to you that you have been dating weaklings.....

if you aint married, i understand why..

and now the question is

who are you that no one can walk away while you talking?

are you the messiah?

freecocoa:
See the way you paint the whole picture like say you nice well well, If we check well now, you are the one at fault, cos for her to quietly collect the money and leave with no drama, she is a good girl.

The problem with you men is that you expect what you cannot give, you guys mostly already have this the-world-is-ours mentality, therefore you misbehave, expecting the lady to just suck it up, take for instance the way the OP has been sounding, as if he did the lass a favour, he even went as far as returning her belongings same night and asking her to return the phone he gave her, and you tell me he is not the one with the faults? I hear o. The way he has been going on really has me feeling for that lady kinda, tbh(though I still leave small room for doubt cos I don't know what really happened for a fact) but still, he has given himself away.

Anyone who would walk away from a relationship already headed for marriage just like that, over her not petting you when you felt you needed it, regardless, shouldn't be talking marriage.

This OP needs to work on himself o jare.

Oh! And on the nagging ish, I know that's the fastest way to get him to listen and act cos then he just wants me to stop talking, therefore he goes, "oya what do you want me to do now" ? Win-win for me.

you had better be careful with the guys you nag... sending her away is what a cool headed guy would do.. a calm guy would leave the house for you and not return until he is sure you have left the house. whereas the last group would give you the beating of your life... not every guy tolerates such. its so annoying thinking about important stuffs and a lady just cant shut her trap...


your guys have been cool-headed thats y you think it is a win win for you....

mrphysics:
You can make it in a month. Everything is possible depending on the kind of service you offer. Well, I think you should send a PM, but that will be weekend things. Week days is always busy for me.

I am ignoring a work I am doing now to save my life on nairaland.

i am cool with weekends but do you stay in lagos?

are you sure i can be a level 2 guy in a month?


my skill is mobile and web development

mrphysics:
Lol, that was a mistake iyisco2001.

If you make noise now, he will order you out of this country called nairaland

On a serious note, I didn't know how I got involved in this whole thing. Someone just wanted to possibly pour some anger on me which I am seriously not interested on receiving.

You also need to be much careful on nairaland. I never for ones imagine something like this can happen, always going about with my innocent mind that takes all hurt but hurt no one.


I suffered to build an account on fiverr, someone I paid, a nairalander wrote the work, the client rejected it and had to report me to support. My level was removed, my gig was removed from search. I didn't blame this lady, only for her to tell me how her effort was lost. WTF. A job of just 12k and an account that gives me average of $450/month. My brother, she got angry more than me and had to quit. I didn't understand. I thought of it and it still didn't make sense to me. I accepted to be hurt, I battled with support and everything till the account was restored, and placed on search.

Life is easy, no need killing myself over things that doesn't edify people

bros....... you made mention of fiverr... been looking for someone to put me through please.. can we meet please? biko nu... i want to be a level 2 guy on fiverr

this is serious.... indeed, people are different. pocohantas and supersystemsnig... come and kneel down here.. lemme bless your marriage


supersystemsnig.. I blame you for everything. how can you be little yourself to exchange words with a lady?

from where i stand, you have been tolerating her for a long time. All of these outburst is born out of several implosions. I dont know what transpired between you too but one know she saw an emotionally fragile guy in you and she capitalized on that. Its what all girls do. Try not to be overly emotional anymore. She prolly gave you attitude and you felt she d change and learn to love you. But you were wrong, you were so wrong. Each time there was a feud, you come apologising. Thats damn so low mehn... no nigga does that. Right on NL, some girls have given me attitude, I stopped the chat immediately and block them. Theres no point fighting over a girl.


now listen, if any girl gives you attitude henceforth.. stop the flow for a week or two and if she doesnt try to get to you. Forget her. I make bold to say that she prolly thought she was doing you u a favour by letting you know her.


Move on my bro.... take it as her loss... she prolly may have lost the one guy who would have shown her the best of love life has to offer. When you begin to think you are more important than the next person, no girl (not even a guy) would treat you like you aint worth a dime.


always take "NO" from ladies as their LOSS...


and lastly, there is no greater revenge than SUCCESS.


that should be your focus right now...

peace

Fidelismaria:
easy to say

is it free training?

if its not where do you expect the students who are still hustling for money to pay there next semester fees see money to pay for your training ?

you guys should just stop all this learn a skill this learn a skill that when there is no money to learn the skill

I find it annoying

i learned programming during the 6 months strike in 2012.. i was in 400 level then.... Fast forward to now, I am not using my certificate right now.... I recently completed a project for coronation merchant bank, last 2 months i consulted at fcmb as a UI/UX developer... currently, i am building an ecommerce platform for a company..



since u think, this is annoying... wait for your strike to be called off in ya house..... after you graduate from that school.... come and join the queue of unemployed skill-less graduates who are waiting for govt to provide jobs for them.....

as an aside

all you students should pick up programming skills.... we teach in any language so you can understand... even pidgin sef... u must sabi program like mark and bill gates..



also give ya children/kids the opportunity their western counterparts had... gates and mark all had home programming tutors when they were kids...


send a mail to pidgin.tutor@gmail.com or pm me for more details..


Lagos residents only

as an aside

all you students should pick up programming skills.... we teach in any language so you can understand... even pidgin sef... u must sabi program like mark and bill gates..



also give ya children/kids the opportunity their western counterparts had... gates and mark all had home programming tutors when they were kids...


send a mail to pidgin.tutor@gmail.com or pm me for more details..


Lagos residents only

as an aside

all you students should pick up programming skills.... we teach in any language so you can understand... even pidgin sef... u must sabi program like mark and bill gates..



also give ya children/kids the opportunity their western counterparts had... gates and mark all had home programming tutors when they were kids...


send a mail to pidgin.tutor@gmail.com or pm me for more details..


Lagos residents only

as an aside

all you students should pick up programming skills.... we teach in any language so you can understand... even pidgin sef... u must sabi program like mark and bill gates..



also give ya children/kids the opportunity their western counterparts had... gates and mark all had home programming tutors when they were kids...


send a mail to pidgin.tutor@gmail.com or pm me for more details..


Lagos occupants only