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And the news of his death is still on NL frontpage.

When the money goes, will the honey stay?

Jennyclay and Saphiere abeg no vex for my gender o, this one weak me.

God bless America, Oluwa go do am for me soon.

The bread go heavy na, illegal possession of firearm fit reach 7 years for naija o.

HacheNoire:
Stupid excuse!

The FGN should convert NYSC to mandatory 2 year military service and let’s flush these terrorists out.

If we get the well educated to the front lines, I believe we will be scoring better and more impactful wins.

Same government enabling them, why waste the lives of Nigerian youths? Moreover, ruggedity no be A.I.

Terrorists have done more than disrespect the people, and don't forget that democracy should be government for the people, not against the people. It should be all about the people.

jiggyman:
Asin eh!! One 🤡 asked me what I would do if my wife cheated? Lmaoooo. Imagine a lecturer cancelling a test, the same feeling

Quit forming hard man, real niggarrz don't get married anymore. These fake feminists go cry last last.

bluefilm:
But this doesn't really look like a woman

To me, this looks more like a character that will act Black Jesus in a movie

Oh no! Bro why did you do that? And why do they keep touching their fake hair?

NOETHNICITY:
What makes you think so?

I have seen such formats on Instagram, and some posting about freemasons. Before you know it, they'll ask you to pay membership fee while promising you millions of dollars afterwards.

Na wa oh, this car of 2.7 to 3M that year, direct tokunbo.

NOETHNICITY:
It actually started with one of their agents on Twitter (now X). I had posted a critical response to something a Muslim user had written — I can’t quite remember what it was about — and a few hours later, I got a direct message from them. It was from a white woman, very polished and attractive, the kind of person you’d picture as a typical American. She told me what organization she represented, said I met their membership criteria, and promised that joining would instantly connect me with wealthy, influential people who could launch me to fame and power. She even mentioned their name — it’s a global one — and all they wanted was for me to accept the offer and wait for further contact.
I blocked the account immediately.

Na scammerr you been dey follow relate, but you nor know.

Coincidentally, my birthday is also on the 22nd day of November. God abeg remember me for good oh.

We4all:
All this talk about no one ever getting married in her family happened because they were used to the traditional form of marriage proposal. As a man or woman in Nigeria, try and raise just 1Million for any struggling man or woman in exchange for marriage and see whether they won't marry you. The problem is, the marriage won't last. So, in the end, it is not about getting married, but staying married because you married a high value partner.

This is why I laugh whenever some people think that marriage is an achievement or that it is very difficult for a woman to get married. Like I have always maintained, it is very easy to get married to a second hand man, and unfortunately, most married women in Nigeria are with these type of men, but the men are deluded to think that they are the prize and the women are proud because they have a 'Mrs' tag hanging across their shoulders.

By the way, that man I see in the picture looks very cute and young. I can bet on my life that he is cuter than more than 70% of guys on this forum. So, can someone explain why he chose to settle for a 'night newspaper', when he can get so many day newspapers on the display stand?

I hands pass the guy joor, but na that one you wan chop? It's good for a woman to get married between the age of 23-30.

DeipTruth:
It sounds made up but when I struggled with liver infection I spent everything to get well I lost weight from 72kg to 51kg I was dead broke but somehow I kept receiving 15k and 50k from different accounts.,I went to my bank to report it but it seems the sender answered them and they told me the owner of the account but till date I had no idea who was sending it. After 1yr I recovered I landed a job in with 150k salary and accommodation. The money stopped coming. I suspected it came from my close business partner. I wish him well, I’m married today and since then he cut off from me. I feel that he secretly loved me but never mustered the courage to tell me. Hence the heartbreak. Even when I call him to ask of his health cause he developed kidney failure, he will rush the conversation and end the call. I stopped calling him for some years now because he doesn’t answer my calls or have he responded to my WhatsApp messages.

Life happens, sometimes God sends people to be your angels in struggling times.

Thank God for your recovery and restoration, haha but it's funny how women equate money with true love.

Una no dey read well? The post said his 'slides cut', not the flip flop you saw up there, that was just for illustration, not exactly what he wore. This is a picture of Nike Benassi slides:

The V boot be like Rolls Royce for him eyes then.

Social prefect. Na me and you wan dey stress? And it was by election back then, 3 nominees and the whole school must vote for you. My assistant was a girl, the second runner up.

Shawarmagirl:
My 2hrs job salary is some people monthly salary in Nigeria banks. Naira is weak and will continue to depreciate.Nothing anybody fit tell me.

Taah! Commot there, with your $10 per hour job, your 2 hours sweat and labor can only make you richer than the 30K naira per month BMC online E-shameless churchratz.

Who remembers: Chop amala, chop amala, before you kpai(die)? The first strike to the back of your palm must not be missed, but the next and rest you must try to avoid?

Nemesis0147:
lol
Guy how you take dey remeber all these
We used bicycle spoke then

I be 1990 baby wey grow up for Lagos, the thread brought back those memories, I remember more self. Our experiments with batteries, red and green miniature bulbs with radio cassette propellers inspired us to make moving cars with cut dunlop slippers (flip flops) and sharpened broomsticks. Those days of collecting knockouts (banger) and going to war with the opposite house until your opponents run out of bangs. Those days you won't have to spend a dime and you go see babe around your hood wey fit die for you lol.

To all the men saying that they won't cut off the kid and blah blah blah, shouldn't you kick out a woman guilty of paternity fraud? Would you forgive her and take care of the child under your roof, or send child support if you have the balls to kick her out the home? Thank God for science and new generation technology o! Paternity fraud should be as old as marriage itself. Many women must have gotten away with it and deceived their husbands for thousands of years.

Who remembers nailing metal tire tube valves with a small nail to a handy piece of wood, filled with the tip of a few matchsticks and a bigger nail inserted, hit hard on the wall to make a loud banging sound with visible explosion?

Nemesis0147:
lol
I remember 😂😂😂

OG, I throway cap for you like Kung Lao.

AllBlack:
Wetin anybody wan use am do?

Some radios, outdoor mini CD players, speakers dey use am.

Nickeyz007:
We call it champay, back den in fadeyi

Ok champay, noted.

Who remembers the one done with a flattened metal bottle cork, two holes pierced around the middle with threads passed through to make it spin fast in opposite directions as you pull the ends of the tied thread?

AllBlack:
When Big size Tiger battery was still in the market

E still dey market oh.

enemyofprogress:
Please let's not george this matter until we hear from the other side of the story.

Okay, let nobody Georgina the matter as well.

Chi111:
All this is just to scared them, those things does nothing

I know, and some of the girls were minors. It wouldn't have been this worse if he dealt with women around the age of 24 to 30.