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He tried to be a piiimp but did it the wrong way, shaving their pubicc hair and making them swear before a shrine and shiit, this niggaar got no game. Piiimping aint easy.

tobeezman:
lol 100 tubers of yam is not a problem, I can even double it with Joy. Make I see her first, If I like her na small thing. no pretense, Where is she from sef?

Lol, like play like play, this bros fit see wife just now through nairaland oh.

Riversides2003:
Market still Dey your shop so?

Like 2 or 3 raw eggs fit still remain inside the whole shop like this.

Una still dey call them bandits as sugarcoated in Buhari's era? They are terrorists.

CorperKola:
I think he never loved her from the beginning just wanted to use her to elevate himself

They were together when she was still broke and living with us at our family house in Nigeria, they seemed to really like each other back then, I don't know how or why the love went sour. She took him to Europe because he stood by her when she had nothing, he would travel from Delta state to come see her in Lagos and my parents always welcomed him. This love and marriage thing is just confusing.

ukaface:
To this statement, I have a question.
Is it right if the woman brings the man over as against the reverse? Does it make any difference ?

Sometimes we erroneously think that we know someone else, but we are still getting to know our own selves. The key is going for someone with a good character, it is never cool to ignore red flags before marriage. I have an aunt who took her husband to Europe (she sponsored everything), he was tall, handsome, well built and crying like a kid on their traditional wedding day. He got to Europe, got a job, started getting money, drinking and probably flirting, but she couldn't hide his flaws anymore when he started beating her in her own home. It got so bad that she once jumped from the balcony of a first floor building, while chasing her with rage. Well, they are divorced now with three kids and she moved all the kids to another country. As for me, I'm not sure I'll ever get married, the wahala is just too much, but I surely want about two kids, baby mama self na another wahala.

Goodlady:
It's a bit creative. It should v been located on Mars.
I wish to go and club there with my bf.

Keep dreaming, you'll still dump the bf in mars if you meet a richer guy asking you to hop in his spaceship to pluto.

If na one guyman misbehave like this, how the matter for be? But the babe be like who come from fresh background, what about her family?

SamuraiXXX:
What is it that you people do with an old Facebook account that you can't do with a newly created one?

I need someone to explain to me

Creating a new facebook account is not even easy these days. Sometimes they reject the phone number or email being used to register, sometimes they reject the name. Even when successful, it enters checkpoint within a few hours, they ask for a video selfie or government issued ID for verification and when provided, they still disable the account afterwards. Na better AI screening these days o, it wasn't like that before.

Meedon:
Why you let am take over your legit FB?

I tried to recover it but my email was deleted, and two factor authentication was activated. I was asked to enter a code from a mobile device that I don't recognize.

Meedon:
You wan use am do Yahoo wetin I hate pass for my life.

Bros why you dey talk like this na? Person take over my legit FB account, change login, come activate two factor authentication join. I no get legit FB account like this.

Meedon:
I deleted my Facebook today because of this reason. Fans would just write their own news about a player, in an offending way just to make people life and garner likes.

Abeg you fit delete all your pictures, friends, posts, and dash me the login? I go edit am to my name.

TemplarLandry:
This entity has derailed real bad and sadly, he's indoctrinating gullible youths.

I feel like acting like Phineas right now.

Google what Phineas did in the Holy Bible.

I once used these words in a song:

The plague was stayed when the people prayed, and separated themselves from their evil ways,
the plague wasn't stayed when Phinehas prayed, but executed judgment as accounted to him.

Ilamina:
Thats why nigeria is a stupid country

Nigerian girls and boys you should be ashamed of yourselves

Your national food is crap

Okay I'll buy you shawarma and pizza instead, vegetable salad and chicken drumsticks? I'm serious! But only if you're really cute.

Abeg who get the resources to invest in a church building? I think I'm good at preaching the word.

FarahAideed:
The under rumors say he was queer

WTF? But Pac himself once said that an influential man once asked him to drill his azz, and his response was; I don't get down like that. He said he was admiring the man's beautiful daughter instead.

FarahAideed:
Me sha any man that pierces nose is gay to me ... nothing you can tell me , absolutely nothing

2 Pac pierced his nose, was he gay?

I like his handwriting.
Some people will start typing gibberish on NL. Which one be 1 more character needed?

Na wa oh! Why this pol. party hate protest pass terrorism seff? Well, Bubu in his regime was even picking up judges back then, welcome to Naija.

Kingpele:
41 years ...is way too late menh..this guy is my younger brother age mate but my brother first child is already in secondary school....well u can't blame him though he was engaged in 2010 which was early..but the partner died...

Shuuu! Na competition? What about some men who have decided never to get married? Marriage don cast, majority just dey manage am. I know an offshore marine engineer who earns in dollars, drives nice cars, opened a big store for his wife, kids attend good schools, but he still calls marriage a bondage and spends a lot of time outside his own home.

DMCA:
A Room 304 standard girl?

You don't understand, you can't make a 304 loyal, even if you throw bread around and diicckk her like a 404.

RevenuesBoost:
Picking up your phone,
Taking the shot or shots,
Uploading the image or images,
And reading through the results is lesser work than posting it online for people's opinions.

AI was created to make your work lesser not to make you lazy.

I understand you sweetiee, just a little afraid that AI might replace programmers, writers, recording artists, animators, graphic designers, and other professions(through automation), in the nearest future.

LuverBoi16:
Shariah law does not go against every element of sanity. Watch your words

You can't behead him/her online, let the person exercise freedom of speech even as a non-muuzlimm.

RevenuesBoost:
Use ChatGPT or Gemini, upload the image there and the app will tell you it's breed.

You too like AI, hope it doesn't make you lazy.

jaszplus12:
Thanks my brother! Immediately I got home yesterday I go watch one serie again!! Do you know that all basic human characters are displayed in each of them? Pooh is phlegmatic; Tigger is sanguine; Eeyore is melancholic; and Rabbit is choleric

Piglet also stutters and seems to have low self esteem.

jaszplus12:
Winnie the Pooh! I'm in my 50s, yet I dey watch am...steady

Haha! Christopher Robin, Piglet, busybody Tigger, and that humble donkey with the nailed tail, those days were really fun and cool. Greetings sir.

Mulan, Dumb and Dumber, Winnie the pooh, everything from Looney tunes like tweety, daffy duck, bugs bunny e.t.c Good old days.

parags:
After pumping her lips full and big like those slaves in asterix and obelix, why won't her big mouth want billionaires . The big question is that do billionaires want her?

Damnn nigarrr... I included Asterix and Obelix in my rhymes just about a week ago, from primary school memories over 20 years ago.

I just knew it must be in Southy even before clicking.

I dey Accra for like five months now, NIN self is better, I came in here with a voters card before I crossed the Aflao border at the immigration checkpoint, based on say my passport don expire. The driver of the vehicle from Seme, Togo did the settlements and negotiations with the officers at the border before we got to Ghana. Sha hold enough money because naira no get level for here. If I transfer 10K naira to a money exchange vendor today, I won't get more than 87 cedis. Indomie hungry man costs like 12 cedis, two raw eggs go for 5 cedis, titus sardine 15 cedis. 10 minutes bike ride cost about 60 cedis(over 6k naira) last Friday, things are expensive here. And buy the basic things you need from Nigeria, nivea body cream that I bought in Naija around 5k costs 89 cedis (over 9k) at Shoprite here, just hold enough money and you'll be good.

Olumyyde:
100% sat for waec in 2001.

Hee hee! O.G mine was in 2006.