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Politics / Re: Names Of Occupants Of Osborne Towers Ikoyi Where $50m Was Found By EFCC by pija(m): 6:42am On Apr 19, 2017
Great Job guys..sorry to say but it's looking like a PDP affairs..how much does an apartment there cost any idea??

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Politics / A Jerry Rawlings Solution For Nigeria… by pija(m): 6:47am On Mar 04, 2017
AS the crème de la crème of the Nigerian intelligentsia are currently gathered in Abuja to craft a new road map for the country’s political future, there is a very popular option for solving the country’s problem that you can be sure they will not be discussing because many of them are politicians. That option regularly comes up in discussions about how to address the malaise of corruption in Nigeria. Many Nigerians are convinced that the fail-safe solution to Nigeria’s endemic corruption is “the Jerry Rawlings solution.” As Head-of-State of Ghana, Rawlings gathered together six of Ghana’s (mis)leaders and had them shot publicly by firing-squad. Thus, Farida Waziri, former Chairman of the EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) said: “If some 20 high-profile offenders are tried and sentenced to death, this will send shock waves to Nigerians and curb both the impunity and intolerable prevalence of corruption in Nigeria.”

That might not do the trick. 20 misleaders of Nigeria would be much too few. Since there are 36 states in the country, many corrupt misleaders would end up going scot-free. It is a well-worn cliché that what is worth doing is worth doing well. Therefore, there might be need to Nigerianise the Rawlings solution, fully cognizant of the fact that Ghanaians have never won the World Cup in corruption, but Nigeria owns the cup. There are also far more misleading “lootocrats” in Nigeria than the entire population of Ghana, so the Ghanaian example is not a good fit for Nigeria.

Surgical operation:
This is a fictitious prescription for Nigeria’s class of political “lootocrats” from a cross-section of Nigerians. It is hereby forwarded to the Chairman of the National Conference for due consideration. The position here is that a large chunk of past and present members of the misleading Nigerian political class, running into several thousands, should be tied up at the stake in Bar Beach, Lagos, and shot one-by-one on public television!

This could be done as a surgical operation within one week. That way, everything would be done and dusted before the distraction of the World Cup. Indeed, it would ensure that we would have a World Cup that would not merely provide another avenue for Nigerian officialdom to go on their usual jamboree whereby billions of naira is pocketed at the expense of procedurally-neglected national footballers. Better still, it could be done over a six-month period for maximum and long-lasting impact on the Nigerian psyche. Every day, 21 members of the Nigerian “lootocracy” would be trotted out and given a fond farewell at Bar Beach on primetime television. This approach is attractive for a number of reasons. It would generate a lot of money through the selling of local and foreign television rights and adverts. Tickets would also be sold at commercial rates to those interested in watching the exercise live.

Federal character:
The names of those affected should not be listed beforehand. That way, a great deal of excitement would be generated daily in anticipation of those whose turn it would be. Of course, this “clean-up” exercise would be done strictly according to the lofty principles of federal character. As a matter of fact, every ethnic nationality in the country would be duly represented, so that there would be no grounds for complaints or even court-cases by any group on grounds of being excluded.

The affected politicians would be allowed to make five-minute statements for the benefit of the nation just before their departure to the above and beyond. An interviewer might ask a question like this: “Your Excellency, Chief, Doctor, Major-General… (it is absolutely important not to forget any of the person’s accolades at this particular juncture) MMD, PSQR, WXYZ, is there anything you would like to tell Nigerians? Any word of wisdom you want to share as to why you are included in this National Merit Award?”

Should the man or woman start cursing and swearing instead, he should not be deterred. He should be granted his fundamental human right to freedom of speech. The only thing is that his outburst must not exceed the statutory five minutes. However, if the misleader is remorseful, and decides to use the opportunity to confess his sins to Nigerians and reveal some of his shenanigans in office, he could be allowed to speak for ten more minutes. If he weeps and pleads for mercy, that would make for great television. He should also be granted ten more minutes of wallowing.

National catharsis;
Seeing our erstwhile timber-and-caliber politicians frothing at the mouth would have a great therapeutic effect on rank-and-file Nigerians. Many suffering from different illnesses and sicknesses would be cured instantaneously. The eyes of many blind Nigerians would be opened, out of the determination not to miss this national spectacle. Those misleaders who agree to give the nation chapter-and-verse information as to where their loot is stashed can be given as much as thirty more minutes to make their confessions, in the interest of national economic recovery.

All the bank accounts of the distinguished members of this “send-off” party should be sequestered and the monies therein put in a special fund. That fund could then be used to build a “National Institute of Political Corruption and the Looting of Public Funds,” which can be affiliated to one of our Ivy League universities; say ABU or OAU. This Institute should be headed by a Ghanaian in the meantime, until we are sure we have completely cleaned Nigeria of these marauding misleaders. Anybody who dares to make a case for clemency for any of them should be automatically included in the list.

In the same manner that we have elections every four years, we can have these Bar Beach “send-off parties” every five or six years. This process would ensure that the fear of Bar Beach would quickly become the beginning of wisdom for our teeming misleaders. In the first place, it would go a long way to decimate the number of prospective politicians. Quite a number of people would come to realise that they would be caught dead if they were to run for public office. When you ask a man if he would like to be the Governor of Kano State and he replies, “Not on your life,” you would immediately know the reason why.
In the second place, it would ensure that Nigerian politicians reach the conclusion that corruption is a short-cut to the mortuary. Corruption would become more deadly than AIDS and cancer. It would be a disincentive for rigging elections. What would be the point if public office only gives you a visa to go to see your ancestors prematurely? Our politicians would prefer to be university lecturers once again. The president of the Senate would be forced to be a barber in his spare time, to make ends meet.

Misleaders’ cemetery;
All the affected politicians would be buried in a specially prepared national cemetery, which would quickly become a tourist attraction. The list of those buried there would be a kind of who-is-who in Nigeria of the recent past. Applications should not be entertained from all and sundry for burial at this special cemetery. We don’t want people dying of natural causes to seek the glory and honour belonging only to misguided politicians.
At the gate, we could have a caption which reads something like this: “Here lies some of the greatest political misleaders Nigeria has ever seen. They were all given a send-off at a party organised by the Nigerian people at Bar Beach in 2014. It is a testament to the great impact these men and women had on Nigeria when they were alive that the country has never been the same again since their departure. Good riddance to bad rubbish.”
It should be clear from the fore-going that one of the main tasks in this exercise would be in compiling the list of those to be sent-off at Bar Beach. The other assignment is that of ensuring that some of the politicians on the list do not escape from the country, only to come back at a later date. One way of avoiding this is by ensuring that this plan is kept absolutely secret. No politician must know that it is in the offing. Indeed, no politician or aspiring politician must be allowed to read this proposal. It must only be accessible to “we, the suffering masses of Nigeria.”
We can borrow the mischievous blueprint of the Nigerian Immigration Service. Invite all politicians, past and present, to a grand award ceremony in carefully-selected stadia in the six geo-political zones of the country. If they were to trample themselves to death in their excitement at being included on the list; all the better. It would reduce the possibility for future congestion at Bar Beach. Once inside the stadia, we would then lock all the doors and install guards specially imported from Ghana to ensure no one escapes. CCTV cameras would also be installed to monitor them. They would be kept there for the entire duration of the exercise. If they like, they can form new political parties while they are there. Or the PDP members can cross-carpet to the APC and vice-versa. That is their business. They can continue their political shenanigans in the after-life.

Postscript:
After carefully-studying this proposal, my conclusion is that it would entail too much blood-letting. As a matter of fact, it might create more problems than it solves. Therefore, I have a better suggestion. Let us deport just 20,000 of the most misleading politicians of our recent past and present from Nigeria, with the caveat that they cannot return under any circumstances. Let us send them to Siberia; or to better still to Kutuwenji. The question here is which people in their right minds will grant these riff-raffs from Nigeria political asylum? Which country will welcome this scum of the earth? I honestly don’t know. Nevertheless, I refuse to allow such imponderables to scuttle my prescription. Rather than the Rawlings option, just gather together 20,000 prominent members of Nigeria’s political “lootocracy” and put them one-by-one in “Ghana must go!”

A Jerry Rawlings solution for Nigeria pijatalks..com/2014/03/a-jerr…
Autos / Mechanic Work Shop In Vi by pija(m): 11:11am On Jan 23, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Help With Brainbox And Transmission Issue by pija(m): 9:17pm On Jan 20, 2017
anukulapo:
Hello guys,

I am having trouble with my car. It started recently when I noticed that the car started jerking when shifting from gear 2 to gear 3. It was working fine all the while.

The scan tools that we have tried so far have not been able to communicate with ECU (it only reads the abs and airbag).

Upon close inspection, we discorvered that the engine in it has been changed to 2MZ (as against the 1MZ that came with it).
It's a 2002 Toyota Camry with a V6 engine

I don't know where to go from here. Please advice.

Thanks.
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Car Talk / Re: Pls I Need A Wrangler Jeep Mechanic by pija(m): 10:50pm On Jan 18, 2017
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Back axle problem, differential problem, or transfer case

Dana35 or Dana 44
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Car Talk / Know Your Car More by pija(m): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2016
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Religion / Re: The Story Of Melchizedek by pija(m): 7:51am On Jul 31, 2016
RobinHez:
Right from childhood, MELCHIZEDEK had always been a fascinating being (and obviously mysterious) to me due to two things.... Firstly his Chracterisitcs and secondly.... In connection with the first point, not much was said about this man, considering the kind of person he was. Strange huh?! cheesy
Well... Here are the facts I could gather from the Bible about this Mystery Man! Sit back, get your wine (processed grape fruit tongue) and read!

1. HIS NAME :
Melchizedek is an Hebrew name which means 'My King is righteousness'
And as the King of Salem - King of Peace. (Salem means peace)

2. HIS ATTRIBUTES:
It is recorded that he was 'without father, without mother, without descent, not having beginning of days, nor end of life' - Hebrews 7: 3

Spoiler alert: I was tempted to claim that he was the 4th man in the fire with the 3 Hebrew boys... No thanks to King James's translation of the original text. The remaining part of verse 3 states that he was made like unto the Son of God and flipping quickly to Daniel 3:25, Bar-elahin which actually means 'son of the gods' was translated (under His Majesty's special command) to the son of God. At such the verse reads... the form of the fourth is like the son of God which could have clicked with the Hebrew 7 up there... well I know better now... Sighs... embarassed

HIS POST:
The first thing we know about this man is that he was a Canaanite King, of Salem which is now known as Jerusalem. He also doubled as the Priest of the Most high God. - Genesis 14:18
And it is on record that our own High priest (Jesus) was made after the order... Or better still, in the same kind and quality as this Man. Hebrews 7:15 - 22


So there you have it folks! The great Melchizedek, some say He is the Holy Spirit, some say he was the pre-incarante version of Christ others argue he is God himself as no one can have the titles 'King of Peace, King of Righteousness..' not even Jesus who is the Prince of peace and Son of Righteousness.. I don't really know who he is, but you be the judge as I have set his biblical facts straight here.
But if there's one thing I'm pretty sure of... Judging from his attributes, he'd be somewhere on this planet.... Observing times and seasons! shocked heck! He could even be reading this on some kinda mystery tablet! grin

SOURCE: ROBINHEZ
Cc Lalasticlala




If you research about the bible..thoroughly you know that some book where not included...I believe during compilation some relevant details might have been omitted..don't forget the Roman Catholic kept the bible away from ppl for centuries until it was finally released..that's why the Roman cotholic bible differs from the general bible we all know

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Career / Discovering Your God Given Purpose by pija(m): 7:08am On Jul 31, 2016
There once was a man who netted three trout from a mountain stream and carefully placed them side-by-side on a thick patch of grass. Before he removed them from the water, they were like a liquid ballet in motion. Fluid. Graceful. Vibrant. Alive.

After he netted them, it was another story.

As the trout lay on the grass, they were motionless. Their eyes were fixed. They gasped for air, and they looked — and acted — stupid.

The man noticed they seemed unhappy, so he talked to them, hoping that his encouragement would change them.

“Little fish, don’t be sad. You’ll like the grass. Just try it out for a while.”

No movement. No response. No change.

A few more seconds passed. The man’s neighbor walked by. “Hey, Bob! Come and check out these fish!”

Bob sauntered over and the man explained that he was certain the fish could adjust. “I’m sure they could prosper here on the grass. Don't you agree?”

“Why not?” Bob replied. So he also tried to tell the fish it would be good if they learned to like the grass. After all, he liked the grass. Why shouldn’t they?

Still, the fish didn’t blink. They just lay there looking dumber by the second.

Finally, a little boy approached exclaimed, “What are you doing? Put them back! They can’t be all they’ve been created to be when they are out of the water.”

Finally convinced, the man carefully placed each fish back in the stream. After splashing for a split second, all three swam away effortlessly. Again, it was like a liquid ballet. What ease! What grace! What beauty!

In that moment, the man realized that no matter how long the fish lay there they would never adjust to the grass, and would never be satisfied — no matter how much he (or anyone else) told them otherwise. Even if the fish tried to convince themselves they could learn to like the grass, they never would, and they would never prosper. In fact, they would eventually die.

Do you feel like a fish out of water? Your prolonged dissatisfaction, God-given gifts, passions and the voices of others could be telling you that you were created for another purpose. And like these fish, if you feel like you are dying inside, listen up. It could be just what you need to push you into another, more satisfying ocean.

Listen to your dissatisfaction

We’ve been taught to believe that dissatisfaction is a bad thing, and that we should do everything possible to avoid it. Shove it down. Ignore it. Act like it doesn’t bother us. Take a pill. Plaster on a smile. Buy something new, or decide that misery is part of “bearing our cross.” But above all, don’t consider that God might be using it to make us uncomfortable so we’ll want to swim in another ocean where our gifts can shine.

Don’t get me wrong; dissatisfaction can be a result of spiritual warfare (Eph. 6:10-12) and not an indication that we are out of God’s will. But it can also be a road sign that He has another purpose for us. So if you’re miserable in your current career or job, (and you have been for a long time), you’ve prayed, sought counsel from others, looked for guidance through Scripture, and you’re still miserable, consider that God may have another plan.

Listen to others

One of my closest girlfriends lights up when she talks about mentoring young women. She also has tremendous business sense. I’ve suggested that perhaps God may use her to start a mentoring organization or ministry. When I shared my thoughts with her, she said, “You know, I’ve heard that from lots of people.”

Just as dissatisfaction can be a road sign from God to show you your purpose, listening to what others say about your gifts can do the same; so when someone notices or comments on one of your talents, take note. God may be trying to tell you something through His people.

There are times, however, when we shouldn’t listen to what others say. But when what they say about us agrees with our passions, internal convictions, gifting and what God has already revealed to us, it can be a solid indication of our God-given purpose.

Listen to your gifts

I’ve never liked math. Whenever I come within five feet of a math problem, I break out in hives. Numbers have never been my thing and my guess is that they never will be because God created me with different gifts. Even though I can’t do math, I can write, paint, draw, sing and communicate well. These gifts are also road signs to where God is directing me.

Have you ever considered your talents and gifts? Do you get a kick out of soccer? Are you a strategic thinker? A great listener? Can you motivate others to action with your words? Are you skilled at building things? I suggest making a list of the things and activities that interest you in which you excel. You can also ask yourself, “What’s the one thing that I do better than others?” This can also clue you in to your God-given purpose.

The gifts God gives us are like little seeds planted inside us, but for them to grow we have to use them. This means that if you can’t identify which “Gift Seeds” God has given you, try doing new things that interest you. Through these new experiences, God will reveal more to you about who you are and how He has called you to serve Him.

Listen to your passions

If I could ask you what makes you angry, joyful, excited or passionate, what would you say? Take note of when your emotions are moved; these times can be a sign of your God-given purpose.

I get fired up about the godless condition of the world. When I hear about little children being abused, I get angry. When someone tells me a story about loyal love, I am deeply moved. An exquisite arrangement of words on a page fills my heart with passion. A story of someone’s heartbreak grieves me. Talking about Christ stirs me up. When coupled with my talents, these passions point in the direction of my purpose of written and spoken communication about things that deeply impact people on a spiritual and emotional level.

Pray. Ask God to show you the things that move you and make a list. And remember, He wants you to discover His purpose for you more than you do.

Lastly, consider that your purpose is not just about you; it’s about what God wants to do through you. Therefore, if you ignore or neglect your dissatisfaction, what others say about you, your gifts and your passions, you are not only betraying yourself, but betraying God; because He has called you to a purpose and wants you to walk in it — for others and for your own joy.

Also consider that since God has called you, He is completely able to reveal your purpose to you, and He will as you diligently seek Him (Heb. 11:6).

Contact for advice/counselling:
Joelpromise@gmail.com

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Politics / Reason For The Fight...niger Delta Avengers (pic) by pija(m): 4:06pm On Jul 30, 2016
I hate to talk about this, but think this might correct some wrong impression toward the fight for a better Niger Delta region, The fight approach might be a wrong way of going about it..but the reasons for the fight overshadows it all.

People always say the oil is owned by nobody, that it was deposited by God...true, but the land is owned by some people who have lived all thier lives there, heavily dependant on the land For food, shelter and clothing.

Now if u go to these places you will find out that most houses there are still mud houses, no hospitals, no schools, no good road networks and most importantly no drinkable water and yet billions of dollars have been generated from thier land..to develop Abuja, Lagos and foreign nations etc

Now when militancy issues came government sent some abroad for trainings, put some on salary scheme etc forgetting that everyday another child without those basic educational background clocks 18 and wants a job or something doing to surpport his aging parents and family

Take a look at those pictures and see the injustice going on and let us be fair with ourselves,

Imagine that place to be your home

Imagine those people to be your close relatives

Imagine the water to be the only thing u have to drink, bath and wash ur cloths

Imagine land to be your parents farmland and your family depends on it produce to survive

Religion / Oyedepo Kneeling Down Before Adeboye by pija(m): 6:19pm On May 08, 2016
Today's at Canaan land

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Nairaland / General / See What Portharcourt Is Known For (photo) by pija(m): 3:56pm On Apr 07, 2016
Once you taste it..your gone!!

Romance / Re: See What My Gf Got Me For My Birthday Today.. Is She Legit? by pija(m): 10:10am On Apr 07, 2016
Nice of her..at least she got u something...but it's soooooo fake..and she didn't get it for that amount

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