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TimmyPapa:
In the picture above There are three (3) beggars..  One has more money than the other two(2) yet the lady still gives him more. The question is why does he have more money than the other 2. Comment the answer, the first 10 receives a gift ... check out the picture here

https://afro9jaland..com.ng/2017/05/lets-see-how-smart-you-are.html

The reason is because the man receiving more money is blind (he is a needy) compared to the other two men who are just lazy people(have no excuse begging)

ephi123:
For visitors or those living in the UK, Lebara Mobile has some of the cheapest tariffs for making calls to Nigeria especially when you sign up for the BEST tariff, so I was surprised to receive the text message below:

Due to increase in termination rates by the Nigerian Telecom Regulator, our rates are changing from 26.09.2016
See http://www.lebara.co.uk/prepay/rates

Dear customers, effective 26.09.2016, there will be price changes to calls made to Nigeria , which will be as below. Saver and UK Plus Nigeria Fixed rate is increasing from 1p to 5p & Nigeria Mobile rate is increasing from 9p to 12p. Best Rate for Nigeria Landlines is increasing from 1p to 5p & Nigeria Mobile rate is increasing from 2p to 9p.

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For a mobile provider like Lebara which is usually so competitive in pricing to have hiked their prices to such an extent, I can imagine that the Nigerian Telecom increase was a big one. Yet no one can see what benefit all these increments are having in Nigeria.

My conclusion - the ill wind of change is blowing everywhere, not only Nigerians living in Nigeria are impacted.

Chai!! Madam!! I was so hopeful that I'll be selected yesterday, but at the end nothing.
ITS SO PAINFUL !

bencarson007:
You might not have had a job because maybe your expectations are very big forgetting that you have to start from the scratch

Well,I can help if only you can relocate to Benin city.
Just be ready to manage a one room apartment and a low paying job to survive till you can stand on your feet.

I am not saying you will stay with me o
I am just saying I can rent a one room for you and get you a job to keep body and soul together till we find a better one for you
If you will take my offer,quote my post or mail drbencarson_o1@yahoo.com
God be with you

Relocation might not be easy and faster with my Baby

hardychris:
which state are you in and what's your qualification?

Location: Lagos/Ogun
Qualification: Biochemistry (B.Sc.)

midehi2:
pls don't die, help is coming....if only you have a certificate of Air Ticketing & Reservation Officer, vacancy at my end here

Can you please employ me while I study to be qualified for this position at the same time

ise82:
What course did u study?

My Discipline is Biochemistry (B.Sc.)
Locations: Either Sango Ota or Ikotun

ise82:
What course did u study?

My Discipline is Biochemistry (B.Sc.)
Locations: Either Sango Ota or Ikotun

My fellow nairalanders, I have decided to come to you before my situation runs out of control.
I have been jobless for years and I am struggling and battling with this hard time.
In short, life hasn't been easy with me. Especially with a baby to cater for.
As a nursing mother, I have decided to run to my fellow nairalnders for assistance in getting a job.
I am a graduate. I have applied for several jobs most especially on nairaland, all to no avail.
All I need is job that will take care of my situation. I am sure that with God and my good people on this forum, there is hope.
Please, you reach me via these mediums;
Phone number: 08064650537
or 08169066914
Email: akinsanyatitilola@gmail.com

cc: lalasticlacla
cc: mynd44
cc: seun

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I'm dying!

My fellow nairalanders, I have decided to come to you before my situation runs out of control.
I have been jobless for years and I am struggling and battling with this hard time.
In short, life hasn't been easy with me. Especially with a baby to cater for.
As a nursing mother, I have decided to run to my fellow nairalnders for assistance in getting a job.
I am a graduate. I have applied for several jobs most especially on nairaland, all to no avail.
All I need is job that will take care of my situation. I am sure that with God and my good people on this forum, there is hope.
Please, you reach me via these mediums;
Phone number: 08064650537
or 08169066914
Email: akinsanyatitilola@gmail.com

cc: lalasticlacla
cc: mynd44
cc: seun

Moderators, kindly help move it to front page!

I'm dying!

My fellow nairalanders, I have decided to come to you before my situation runs out of control.
I have been jobless for years and I am struggling and battling with this hard time.
In short, life hasn't been easy with me. Especially with a baby to cater for.
As a nursing mother, I have decided to run to my fellow nairalnders for assistance in getting a job.
I am a graduate. I have applied for several jobs most especially on nairaland, all to no avail.
All I need is job that will take care of my situation. I am sure that with God and my good people on this forum, there is hope.
Please, you reach me via these mediums;
Phone number: 08064650537
or 08169066914
Email: akinsanyatitilola@gmail.com

cc: lalasticlacla
cc: mynd44
cc: seun

Moderators, kindly help move it to front page!

I'm dying!

akintondetitilolamary@gmail.com

A very big thank you!!!!

Pls send to akintondetitilolamary@gmal.com

God bless you

Kindly send to. akintondetitilolamary@gmail.com

God bless you as you oblige, Amen!

akintondetitilolamary@gmail.com .......Kindly send it 2 me, Thank you.

akintondetitilolamary@gmail.com
yetty1mama@yahoo.com
thank you in advance.

Pls send 2 me via tytlol@yahoo.com. Thank you.

4 top 10 universities-UNILORIN(BETTER BY FAR) comes first anytime anyday.The remaining 9 positions they (other universities) follows behind us.

ALL THE BEST.!!!!

yes oh!!!! I've checked mine and my name is there-AKINTONDE TITILOLA MARY-BSC. BIOCHEMISTRY- DE(200LEVEL)


I thank God!!!!

Wish u guys the best !

@OMORGEE just as I told everyone else,with God nothing is impossible, all u need do is 2 tell God EXACTLY wat u want nd He'll do it.

@ZAPPO14CHRIS I'm Titilola by name.Hw 'bout u.

@zappo14chris u choosing ilorin as ur second choice means its serves as ur 2nd alternative, its better u pray dat ur 1st alternative works out b4 u start thinking of d 2nd one.Just be prayerful da's all nd let ur God know what u want b'cos u sound like u really wnt ilorin which u choose as 2nd choice.Abeg no confuse urself,afterall 2nd choice is meant 4 incase of incasity.

U do stand a chance of gaining admission.

@WIMARTEZ hp u personally saw ur 12points b'cos if u did not nd u filled it while filling the P.DE form nd ur name comes out on d admin list with the school's record of u having 12points(A'level) oh boy God no go let ur own worst pass those people wey their name no show 4 admin list(na him be say u go pack go house on the day of screening).Dis one wey u say u never collect result u sure say na 12points nd finally if march result don come out why u never go collect am abi u won collect am on internet like CHIQUE63.

@WIMARTEZ hp u personally saw ur 12points b'cos if u did not nd u filled it while filling the P.DE form nd ur name comes out on d admin list with the school's record of u having 12points(A'level) oh boy God no go let ur own worst pass those people wey their name no show 4 admin list(na him be say u go pack go house on the day of screening).Dis one wey u say u never collect result u sure say na 12points nd finally if march result don come out why u never go collect am abi u won collect am on internet like CHIQUE63.

@wimratez I just added the uploading your result on unilorin website b'cos dis year according 2 the advert it was said dat STUDENTS AWAITING RESULT HAVE TILL AUGUST 15 TO UPLOAD THEIR RESULT ON THE UNIVERSITY PORTAL,nd if u go 2 d university portal u won't find any space created 4 dat purpose.So u should know wat,

@MUIB u said u scored 252-step 1,how about ur o'level is it ONE SITTING,as for ur p.ume 58% no comments b'cos last year p.ume for medicine cut-off was 70% if u doubt it u can ask a unilorin student dat was admitted on merit(no be people wey use leg enter),except u have ''LONG LEGS AND STRON LEGS''.If not then we all know there is nothing impossible for God.

@CHIDQUE the website u are talking about can never give u your result,u think its every body dat's like unilorin dat allows u view ur result free of charge.My brother if september no come ijmb result no dey show face, nd for ur info u gat pay money b4 u collect d result PASSPORT TO JUMP TO 200LEVEL NO BE 4 FREE MY BRODA whether na 4 private centre u do am or not!!!!

@kevdee4reel my email add:tytlol@yahoo.com-phone no-08034027805

last year the post ume cut 4 medicine was 70%,nd dis year u hv 80%, are u not a christain even if u are not, don't u believe in God.Forget what anybody has to say what matters most is that u've worked hard nd now u're qualified.Relax guy.

@ kevdee4reel since u scored 80% u are 1 step qualified, u didn't tell us ur mode of entry, if its jamb did u score 240 nd above or 13points if ur mode of entry via DE nd lastly do u hv ur o'level at one sitting.If u've got al dis, all u need do now is to start packing b'cos u're automatically a unilorin student of medicine.

Hi everyone I scored 67% ,I'm going thru DE with 10points and with God I know I'm going into uinlorin for biochemistry this year whether the devil likes it or not.Amen.

Hi all my fellow nairalander's.I had my o'level results at one sitting, I wrote ijmb in year 2008,got a direct entry form and filled AWAITING RESULT IN MY A'LEVEL STATUS,choose unilorin as 1st(medicine) & 2nd(biochemistry) choice, I wrote the post-DE for year 2008/2009 admission section and I had 68%,and I was dreaming of my name being on the list of unilorin 2008/2009 admission list with an awaiting ijmb result.Of which that is going to be a dream that can never come through in unilorin.
So this is my advice for all those who:
1. just finished senior secondary school this year i.e wrote 2009/2010 weac of which the result is not going to be out until September and the dead line for UPLOADING ALL FORMS OF AWAITING RESULT IS AUGUST, 15 2009. Don't expect to find your name on the list at all.Even if your father is OLOYEDE himself who made the law of no awaiting results.
2.All ijmb students for 2009/2010 set,b'cos I was told that due to the ASUU strike Ahmadu Bello University has not even started marking your scripts at all,IF YOU DOUBT ME ASK THE DIRECTOR OF YOUR IJMB CENTRE.
LETS US REASON WITH WITH PROFESSOR OLOYEDE:
He has a point:
1.How can a student without an o'level result be dreaming of gaining an admission into the school when you don't even know whether you are going to pass your 5 qualifying subjects with grades that will qualify you for the course you want to study.
2.For the ijmb dreamers some of you don't even have your o'level grades complete,neither do you know whether you are going pass IJMB WITH A MINIMUM OF FIVE POINTS.And then you want to jump into 200LEVEL.Haba una no dey pitty una sef.wat if dem put your name and you know come pass u go still pack ur load at last.
FINALLY:
Finally,only those who've gotten their o'level results complete at one sitting,scored nothing less than 200(for other courses)in jamb,240(for medicine)in jamb, nothing less than 5points(ijmb other courses),nothing less than 13points(medicine), then for the pre-admission screening if have scored nothing less 60%and then for medicine 75% above then you'll be SURE OF GAINING AN ADMISSION INTO THE UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN THIS YEAR WITH GOD ON YOUR SIDE WITHOUT PULLING ANY STRINGS, BEING AN IN DIGENE OF KW ARA STATE OR YOU KNOWING ANYBODY.