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But these so called "African richest" look just as regular as me tho. so what's stopping me?

Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria.
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called "Commercial Bank"
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2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank".
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "National Investment Bank".
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank".
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank".
6. A girl who loves every available man is "Access Bank".
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental bank".
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called "Micro Finance Bank".
9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank".
11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called "Firstbank".
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond bank".
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Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend?

No. 8 lol don't blame guys wanting to bed any any and every girls We are biologically wired to want to.

Bloody hell!!!!

It's a good idea as there isn't a pawn shop in Nigeria. Go for it bro

\Singer Kcee was spotted early this morning along the major streets of Lagos where he went to sell MTN recharge cards and also to interact with his fans. As a brand ambassador of MTN, he used himself as an example and encouraged his numerous fans never to give up but rather be focused and hard working and also to believe in themselves because this world Na turn by turn according to him. More photos below…

http://omojuwa.com/2015/05/music-star-kcee-hawks-mtn-recharge-cards-on-the-streets-photos/

4.3? About same price I bought my RR sport. Damn too expensive for that price bro. Nice ride btw

The world is truly coming to an end..It has been revealed that the pastor in this picture asked his female members who are spinsters to a beach where they were asked to UnCloth and were kissed on their ass as a sign for them to receive their prospective husbands which they quickly agreed to..Can you imagine such madness.

https://udumakalu./2014/11/19/to-get-husbands-pastor-undresses-and-kisses-female-church-members-asses-at-beach/

This dude gone buyaka!

Abeg move that scrap aside

Abeg move that scrap aside wait let GMB assume office and see

Lol funny huh? Now get back to work lol

1.2 billion liters of petrol? Imagine the damage this will do to the atmosphere. Electric car is the way jo.

This is deep as shi't. Deep sh.it. I will be back

I dey come make I reach office first

Thought this should be worth sharing.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

holluwai:
Exactly!

By the way what you need a sniper rifle for? Haha

Cu some ppl need to be taken out

Ok the igwe must hear this too

Nooo the igww must hear this

Whatever! Na today Yansh get center parting?

Eggcelent:
I couldn't even after following the instruction. Neither could my wife.

All u need do is squint ur eyes a bit u should be able to read it.

This is awesome.

could this be for real?

"Finally, we have a Comparative Photo to buttress the point we have been trying to make with Jonathan's Kneeling activity at RCCG Camp,Lagos."

"The Proper and SPIRITUALLY BEFFITING Posture is the one on the Left. The alternative could have been BOTH MEN on their knees BEFORE GOD."

"The Posture on the Right depicts Gross Stupidity, Acute Spiritual Foolishness and Unforgivable Disorderliness on the part of both Men especially the President!"

"I can say it anywhere!"

Becky is that u?

Sefini!

Haaa

Lol

Tha hell is this? They could have just bought him a fucking Armored Tank instead