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Business › Re: Breaking News: Nigeria, The Latest Country To Make Ford Ranger by pimplucious: 6:09am On Aug 12, 2015
Don't trust America.
Phones › Re: What To Do When Your Phone Drops Inside Water by pimplucious: 11:05am On Aug 11, 2015
INTROVERT:
when ever I misplace my phone and find it after sometime I usually hide it and buy a new one cos historically whenever I loose my phone and find it it gets lost finally that same month.


nice one OP.

by the way congrats to THOSE male nairalanders who knowingly or otherwise pressured LadyF to change to (m). God is watching all of you because you don't like women being on top of your heads. angry
What's with this NB after ur comments about LadyF? It's doing my head in lately
Travel › Re: An Amazing Story. by pimplucious(op): 10:33am On Aug 10, 2015
Pronmix:
This is truly amazing, there's still hope for humanity. #WonderfulStuff
U know what I mean
Travel › Re: An Amazing Story. by pimplucious(op): 10:32am On Aug 10, 2015
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Travel › An Amazing Story. by pimplucious(op): 5:26am On Aug 10, 2015
Here is an amazing story from a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written following 9-11:
On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, we were about 5 hours out of Frankfurt, flying over the North Atlantic. All of a sudden the curtains parted and I was told to go to the cockpit, immediately, to see the captain. As soon as I got there I noticed that the crew had that "All Business" look on their faces. The captain handed me a printed message. It was from Delta's main office in Atlanta and simply read, "All airways over the Continental United States are closed to commercial air traffic. Land ASAP at the nearest airport. Advise your destination."

No one said a word about what this could mean. We knew it was a serious situation and we needed to find terra firma quickly. The captain determined that the nearest airport was 400 miles behind us in Gander, New Foundland.

He requested approval for a route change from the Canadian traffic controller and approval was granted immediately -- no questions asked. We found out later, of course, why there was no hesitation in approving our request. While the flight crew prepared the airplane for landing, another message arrived from Atlanta telling us about some terrorist activity in the New York area. A few minutes later word came in about the hijackings. We decided to LIE to the passengers while we were still in the air. We told them the plane had a simple instrument problem and that we needed to land at the nearest airport in Gander , New Foundland, to have it checked out. We promised to give more information after landing in Gander .. There was much grumbling among the passengers, but that's nothing new! Forty minutes later, we landed in Gander. Local time at Gander was 12:30 PM .... that's 11:00 AM EST. There were already about 20 other airplanes on the ground from all over the world that had taken this detour on their way to the US. After we parked on the ramp, the captain made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must be wondering if all these airplanes around us have the same instrument problem as we have. The reality is that we are here for another reason."Then he went on to explain the little bit we knew about the situation in the US. There were loud gasps and stares of disbelief. The captain informed passengers that Ground control in Gander told us to stay put. The Canadian Government was in charge of our situation and no one was allowed to get off the aircraft. No one on the ground was allowed to come near any of the air crafts. Only airport police would come around periodically, look us over and go on to the next airplane.
In the next hour or so more planes landed and Gander ended up with 53 airplanes from all over the world, 27 of which were US commercial jets.

Meanwhile, bits of news started to come in over the aircraft radio and for the first time we learned that airplanes were flown into the World Trade Center in New York and into the Pentagon in DC. People were trying to use their cell phones, but were unable to connect due to a different cell system in Canada . Some did get through, but were only able to get to the Canadian operator who would tell them that the lines to the U.S. were either blocked or jammed. Sometime in the evening the news filtered to us that the World Trade Center buildings had collapsed and that a fourth hijacking had resulted in a crash. By now the passengers were emotionally and physically exhausted, not to mention frightened, but everyone stayed amazingly calm. We had only to look out the window at the 52 other stranded aircraft to realize that we were not the only ones in this predicament.

We had been told earlier that they would be allowing people off the planes one plane at a time. At 6 PM, Gander airport told us that our turn to deplane would be 11 am the next morning. Passengers were not happy, but they simply resigned themselves to this news without much noise and started to prepare themselves to spend the night on the airplane.
Gander had promised us medical attention, if needed, water, and lavatory servicing.
And they were true to their word. Fortunately we had no medical situations to worry about. We did have a young lady who was 33 weeks into her pregnancy. We took REALLY good care of her. The night passed without incident despite the uncomfortable sleeping arrangements. About 10:30 on the morning of the 12th a convoy of school buses showed up. We got off the plane and were taken to the terminal where we went through Immigration and Customs and then had to register with the Red Cross

After that we (the crew) were separated from the passengers and were taken in vans to a small hotel. We had no idea where our passengers were going. We learned from the Red Cross that the town of Gander has a population of 10,400 people and they had about 10,500 passengers to take care of from all the airplanes that were forced into Gander!
We were told to just relax at the hotel and we would be contacted when the US airports opened again, but not to expect that call for a while. we found out the total scope of the terror back home only after getting to our hotel and turning on the TV, 24 hours after it all started. Meanwhile, we had lots of time on our hands and found that the people of Gander were extremely friendly. They started calling us the "plane people." We enjoyed their hospitality, explored the town of Gander and ended up having a pretty good time.
Two days later, we got that call and were taken back to the Gander airport. Back on the plane, we were reunited with the passengers and found out what they had been doing for the past two days. What we found out was incredible..... Gander and all the surrounding communities (within about a 75 Kilometer radius) had closed all high schools, meeting halls, lodges, and any other large gathering places. They converted all these facilities to mass lodging areas for all the stranded travelers. Some had cots set up, some had mats with sleeping bags and pillows set up.
ALL the high school students were required to volunteer theirtime to take care of the "guests."

Our 218 passengers ended up in a town called Lewisporte, about 45 kilometers from Gander where they were put up in a high school. If any women wanted to be in a women-only facility, that was arranged. Families were kept together. All the elderly passengers were taken to private homes. Remember that young pregnant lady? She was put up in a private home right across the street from a 24-hour Urgent Care facility.There was a dentist on call and both male and female nurses remained with the crowd for the duration. Phone calls and e-mails to the U.S. and around the world were available to everyone once a day. During the day, passengers were offered "Excursion" trips.
Some people went on boat cruises of the lakes and harbors. Some went for hikes in the local forests. Local bakeries stayed open to make fresh bread for the guests. Food was prepared by all the residents and brought to the schools. People were driven to restaurants of their choice and offered wonderful meals. Everyone was given tokens for local laundry mats to wash their clothes, since luggage was still on the aircraft. In other words, every single need was met for those stranded travelers.

Passengers were crying while telling us these stories. Finally, when they were told that U.S. airports had reopened, they were delivered to the airport right on time and without a single passenger missing or late. The local Red Cross had all the information about thewhereabouts of each and every passenger and knew
which plane they needed to be on and when all the planes were leaving. They coordinated everything beautifully. It was absolutely incredible.

When passengers came on board, it was like they had been on a cruise. Everyone knew each other by name. They were swapping stories of their stay, impressing each other with who had the better time. Our flight back to Atlanta looked like a chartered party flight. The crew just stayed out of their way. It was mind-boggling. Passengers had totally bonded and were calling each other by their first names, exchanging phone numbers, addresses, and email addresses. And then a very unusual thing happened. One of our passengers approached me and asked if he could make an announcement over the PA system. We never, ever allow that. But this time was different. I said "of course" and handed him the mike. He picked up the PA and reminded everyone about what they had just gone through in the last few days.
He reminded them of the hospitality they had received at the hands of total strangers.
He continued by saying that he would like to do something in return for the good folks of Lewisporte.
"He said he was going to set up a Trust Fund under the name of DELTA 15 (our flight number). The purpose of the trust fund is to provide college scholarships for the high school students of Lewisporte. He asked for donations of any amount from his fellow travelers. When the paper with donations got back to us with the amounts, names, phone numbers and addresses, the total was for more than $14,000! G"The gentleman, a MD from Virginia , promised to match the donations and to start the administrative work on the scholarship. He also said that he would forward this proposal to Delta Corporate and ask them to donate as well.

As I write this account, the trust fund is at more than $1.5 million and has assisted 134 students in college education.
"I just wanted to share this story because we need good stories right now. It gives me a little bit of hope to know that some people in a faraway place were kind to some strangers who literally dropped in on them.
It reminds me how much good there is in the world." "In spite of all the rotten things we see going on in today's world this story confirms that there are still a lot of good people in the world and when things get bad, they will come forward
Politics › Re: Senate President Saraki Lied In His Official Election Forms - Sahara Reporters by pimplucious: 8:59am On Aug 07, 2015
XKZ:
Hmmm...
In other words, he can claim it's not his passport?
U know what I mean
Politics › Re: Senate President Saraki Lied In His Official Election Forms - Sahara Reporters by pimplucious: 8:41am On Aug 07, 2015
Did anyone notice how in the passport his name was spelt "Olybikola" instead of Olubukola?
Politics › Re: Some Of The Hardwares The Jonathan's Administration Acquired- PICS by pimplucious: 5:44pm On Aug 06, 2015
He got hardwares? Fine! But he didn't get results. Too late to showcase all this

let the next guy let me know if I'm right or wrong
Health › Re: Old Woman, 91, Shocked To Discover She’s Been Pregnant For 60 Years(photo&video) by pimplucious: 11:04am On Aug 06, 2015
That could prolly be the anti Christ xtianity been talking about.
Business › Re: The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks by pimplucious: 10:20am On Aug 06, 2015
I first saw this process of depositing cash in bank in 2006 in Nationwide Bank, Manchester.

10 years later we are seeing it in Nigeria. That is to say, Nigeria is 10yrs behind in technology? Lord have mercy
Programming › Re: OAU Engineering Students Build 'HUMANE' A Software For The Visually-impaired by pimplucious: 7:45am On Aug 05, 2015
Well done boys.
Politics › Re: Service Chiefs Arrive Senate For Their Screening Today by pimplucious: 2:04pm On Aug 04, 2015
Na wa o. See as bloody civilians dey summon Military Generals up and down. So Things like this can happen in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Profile Of New NNPC GMD, Ibe Kachikwu by pimplucious: 1:48pm On Aug 04, 2015
CyberWolf:
grin Our wailing secured this one...Now I know it pays to wail...BTW #ContinousWailing mode activated cheesy cheesy
Better dont wail to ur grave
Politics › Re: Profile Of New NNPC GMD, Ibe Kachikwu by pimplucious: 1:44pm On Aug 04, 2015
olapluto:
Kudos to Buhari on this. Shuts up the ethnic bigots by shoving a big loaf of hard bread in their mouths.
Yeah and forcing the hard bread down their throats...

...and all thru the hole in their behind
Politics › Re: Profile Of New NNPC GMD, Ibe Kachikwu by pimplucious: 12:30pm On Aug 04, 2015
Wow check out his profile. Wicked!!!
Phones › Re: Some Interesting Things You Don't Know Your Smartphone Can Do by pimplucious: 4:27pm On Aug 01, 2015
Ahahahah I once did a screen capture but didn't know how I managed to and I've been trying to wiggle round my phone to so it again but couldn't until now. Hi5 bro. Wicked!!!!
Properties › Properties For Sale by pimplucious(op): 11:09am On Aug 01, 2015
I have a property in Lagos for sale. The property can be converted into a warehouse or even a small factory. It is located in a serene estate in the Ajah axis of Lagos.

Sale: 6 Bedroom Duplex in a fenced compound of approximately 4plots (2385.805 m2). The property is situated in Greenland Estate in Olokonla-Ajah, Lekki, Lagos. It has 6 Bedrooms, 2 Kitchens, Large Dining Room, 2 Living Rooms/Parlours, Garage, plus an extra room that can be divided into three more rooms (room was original meant to be a supermarket). Asking Price of the property is 65 Million Naira. Please call Akin on 08185227133 for enquiries.


Kind regards,
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 10:29am On Aug 01, 2015
Kingsteve:
It's basically about trading...a different form of trading.
Just like the Banks use people's deposit to trade in various forms of markets, so also will your money be used to trade for a month, with a 15% interest on your principle.
At the end of every 30 days, your principle will be paid together with your 15% interest as the commission.


If you're interested, contact me directly on my whatsapp number: 0810 367 2765.
What's the name of the company?
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 10:28am On Aug 01, 2015
Kingsteve:
It's basically about trading...a different form of trading.
Just like the Banks use people's deposit to trade in various forms of markets, so also will your money be used to trade for a month, with a 15% interest on your principle.
At the end of every 30 days, your principle will be paid together with your 15% interest as the commission.

What's the name of the company?

If you're interested, contact me directly on my whatsapp number: 0810 367 2765.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander's Selfie With Akon And Tony Elumelu by pimplucious: 9:40am On Aug 01, 2015
So so teeth crew
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 9:21am On Aug 01, 2015
Kingsteve:
Sure, 15% interest on your principle for a month. If you're interested, lemme know so I can drop my whatsapp contact for more details.
Can u say whats about first?
Politics › Re: Ambode Welcomes Walmart, Seeks Firm’s Support On Job Creation - Punch by pimplucious: 8:55am On Jul 31, 2015
Hope Walmart is not coming in Nigeria with all the musanto and GMO b.ull sh1t.
Business › Re: Naira Rises Against Dollar by pimplucious: 7:47am On Jul 31, 2015
How can 1 Naira = 1$ when the situation is like this?

Politics › Re: “Go Get Your House In Order,” US Tells The Nigerian President by pimplucious: 7:38am On Jul 31, 2015
Obama is trying to arm twist nigeria into embracing LGBT right in Nigeria. bleeping baboon. Tell Obama I called him baboon
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2015
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How about u spill what ur into out on here, pls?
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 6:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
hahn:
At the moment, we're working on developing another website(www.nimini.com.ng) and also on including different products aside from human hair. Your funds will be used to push our advertising campaign to bring in more sales.

We've been in business since 2013 and we already have a customer base. The advertising strategy we intend to implement is new and guaranteed to increase sales exponentially
Does the company ur talking about have a physical address? And what's the ROI we are looking at here?
Investment › Re: I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 5:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
hahn:
I can give you 10% profit monthly with my online business. Check my website @ www.theniministore.com and my contact details are in my signature
How do I come in here?
Investment › I'm Willing To Invest 100k In Any Profitable Venture by pimplucious(op): 5:10pm On Jul 30, 2015
I have a loose 100k I'm willing to put into any business that will fetch me good returns.

Venture should be legal and viable
Investment › What's Happening To Naira - Pix by pimplucious(op): 9:47pm On Jul 29, 2015
isnt this funny. Someone should Pls help Naira o lol

Investment › Re: What Business With U Do If U Are Given 100k? by pimplucious(op): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2015
thickscomputers:
i stay in lagos and my wife and kids stay at ijebu ode and the truck is at the mechanic shop at ijebu express
Can u drop off ur contact, Pls?
Investment › Re: What Business With U Do If U Are Given 100k? by pimplucious(op): 6:20pm On Jul 27, 2015
thickscomputers:
Yes, This Is The Type Of The Truck Am Talking About, I Need To Arrange The Truck Well As It Has Been Parked For Sometimes, We Need 70k For Everything To Get The Truck Stand And Ready, Am Ready To Be Sharing U Or Pay back With High Returns, Tell Me How U Want It, Or U Have Up To N3m To Invest On New Mini Truck.
Where do u live?
Investment › Re: What Business With U Do If U Are Given 100k? by pimplucious(op): 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2015
thickscomputers:
i have a mini truck that i want to use for haulage contract, i promise of 15k weekly on 70k u invest for 3 months
Haulage? I'm very very interested in this and could commit more to this if it's for real.

Pls provide more info on this.

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