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EducationRe: Nigerian Man Blocks All His Secondary School Friends by pimplucious: 2:39pm On Jun 21, 2024
I’m totally in support of this bro. I remember when in UK, a childhood friend reached out to me from Nigeria and we got chatting on Facebook can’t remember vividly but he said something in Yoruba that literally means that a stream that forgets it source will dry up. Can’t remember what exactly led to that but I immediately blocked him. This is almost 13yrs after and he still remain blocked.

Some of them are just a drawback basically. Well done boy.
RomanceRe: Dating In Nigeria Vs The UK: The Harsh Reality Explained by pimplucious: 4:33pm On Jun 19, 2024
grin In UK I remember a girl I slept with once and then she ignored me the next day like we’ve never even met before. It seem strange initially until I understand it was the norms and felt used
PetsRe: Bought This Bird To set it Free Or Should I Keep It As Pet? Pic by pimplucious(op): 5:41pm On Jun 18, 2024
gasparpisciotta:
You bought it to set it free, kindly fulfill that mission
Like I said I bought it to set it free and I did. Pic evidence

PetsRe: Bought This Bird To set it Free Or Should I Keep It As Pet? Pic by pimplucious(op):
Should I keep it as pet?

Had to set it free.

PetsBought This Bird To set it Free Or Should I Keep It As Pet? Pic by pimplucious(op): 4:42pm On Jun 18, 2024
Bought this bird from its captor to set it free. What bird is it? Is it falcon?

PoliticsRe: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by pimplucious: 6:47am On Jun 01, 2024
ReacherSaidNoth:
You speak of brainwashing but don't realize you yourself have been brainwashed when you reference the Israeli storybook called the bible grin
You know I have always questioned this and my conscience never allowed me to wholeheartedly worship a Jesus as told in the Bible you talk about until I realize the story of the Bible is a plagiarized history of my ancestors lifted by the slave masters. Only then I could bring myself to attend and worship in church
PoliticsRe: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by pimplucious: 10:56pm On May 31, 2024
How did we get so dumbto think the white guy, Robert Powell who acted Jesus of Nazareth is actually Jesus?

We got so brainwashed we did even realize we are instructed in the 10 commandments not to make an image in heaven above or on earth below in the likeness of God. This is nothing less than idol worship the Bible warned agains.
AgricultureRe: Newly Completed Seaman Rice Mill In Nnobi, Anambra State(video& Photos) by pimplucious: 6:05pm On May 20, 2024
All these because of rice? Na wa o
CrimeRe: Senior Military Officer Nabs Soldier Extorting Money From Motorists (Video) by pimplucious: 12:13pm On May 19, 2024
This is the naira abuse EFCC is arresting others for. Time to stand up to their responsibilities and go after the naira abusers. The constitution backs you.
SportsRe: Pictures Of Mini Stadia Being Renovated In Lagos. by pimplucious: 1:34pm On May 12, 2024
The SE will only look on and salivate while at it but will never get hold of Lagos as they planned.
PropertiesRe: Would You Buy This Bicycle For N10 Million ? (photo Attached) by pimplucious: 1:09pm On May 11, 2024
If what I will use it for will fetch me far more than 10million naira then YES
FamilyRe: My 43yrs Old Uncle Is Rich But Still Single by pimplucious: 5:01pm On May 10, 2024
DaddyCoool:
What happened? Gist us
It’s a long crazy story I still don’t have the presence of mind to pen it.
FamilyRe: My 43yrs Old Uncle Is Rich But Still Single by pimplucious: 11:07am On May 10, 2024
DaddyCoool:
I bet it boils down to money
Nah not at all I’m financially okay I must say. I actually got married Nov 2022 and splitted March 2023. Not sure marriage is for me.
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Death Penalty For Drug Traffickers by pimplucious: 7:18am On May 10, 2024
We know those that will die from this but we won’t talk.
FamilyRe: My 43yrs Old Uncle Is Rich But Still Single by pimplucious: 9:14pm On May 08, 2024
I’m 46 and I’m single and I see no qualms about it.
PropertiesRe: Home Owners Without Proper Documents In Nigeria by pimplucious: 3:36pm On May 07, 2024
And they scream victimization. They want to disorganize our dear SW like they did their SE. Set of unruly humans.
BusinessRe: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by pimplucious: 10:49am On May 07, 2024
kenny714433:
If they delist naira from crypto exchanges and stop them from trading P2P, then we would move to off ramp services.

There, we would convert our USDT to our local currency. So many off ramp providers out there.

Apart from off ramp, we would use Telegram bot, and normal P2P without exchange intermediary. 100 of options would be provided.

I would even suggest to a decentralized exchange like PancakeSwap or Uniswap to offer P2P services. I wonder who FG would contact when decentralized exchange adopts that.


For more context about decentralized exchange:
There's no KYC so all transactions are done via smart contract. So you won't need to know anybody at all, just signing of the transactions and the contract executes it. Even SEC finds it difficult clamping down on DEX since the team is completely anonymous.
Your head dey there.
EducationRe: Uganda High School Kids Arrive Prom Date with Chopper, Tesla, Benz, Lambo by pimplucious: 6:59pm On May 06, 2024
Omg I hope this don’t become a thing in Nigeria cos we will end up overdoing it.
EducationRe: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by pimplucious: 3:48pm On Apr 30, 2024
How do you spell NEMONIA as PENUMONIA? Them no correct and he no make sense
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Is There Sun In The Space And The Space Is Still Very Dark by pimplucious: 12:54pm On Apr 29, 2024
If not the presence of atmosphere on earth earth is basically darkness. Space is a vacuum with no presence of atmosphere for sun lights to bounce off that’s why it’s pitch black always.
CrimeRe: Lady Pours Hot Cooking Oil On Man Over N100 In Adamawa by pimplucious: 12:01pm On Apr 25, 2024
Mad o

Best thing about being over 35yrs is that we did all out stupid stuffs before everyone had phone and before invention of internet so there’s no proof. Thank God.
EducationRe: Lead British School: Video Of Another Bullying Incident Hit The Internet by pimplucious: 10:21pm On Apr 23, 2024
This is just apt.

But come to think of it, most adults and parents now did far worse so what’s the fuss for?

TravelRe: First Kilometre Of Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Completed With Street Lights by pimplucious: 7:45pm On Apr 18, 2024
Vixlot:
Speed:Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway: Kilometers Completed With Street Lights

Coastal Road today.
Hi-tech is already done with about 1km of the road pavement with street lights installed on both sides and at the median.

The rail line will begin at Jakande.

These people are not smiling at all.
Keep it up.
Thought they said it will have a rail track
Car TalkRe: 2008 Toyota Camry for sale by pimplucious(op): 4:59pm On Feb 07, 2024
Check it

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Direct Tokunbo
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Slightly negotiable

Call 09040532902

PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Tribunal: ‘Don’t Accept My Chicago Varsity, NYSC Certificates. by pimplucious: 7:25am On Jun 24, 2023
Effort in futility

A man that stood shoulder-To-Shoulder against Presidential Might and Establishment of this country for over 20YEARS, unshakable and always came out victorious.

Called President Obasanjo’s bluff, stood against the military govt., came out victorious in the primaries even when the then President Buhari and his cabal were against him. All these he did while he was an ordinary citizen like you and I.

Today, you are dreaming to defeat such a man when he even now has the added advantage of the Presidential Might to his side.

I repeat, all these court cases are effort in futility.
PoliticsRe: Here’s What Tinubu’s Speech Means For The Naira And Petrol Pump Price by pimplucious: 7:46am On Jun 02, 2023
We should go back to how rhings work before Major Marketers came in the picture. Before IBB messed things up, NNPC and other oil companies like Shell, AP etc had jetties across states in Nigeria. Somehow through underground piping and other networks, refined oil gets to these jetties from the 3 working refineries in Nigeria.

Tankers are only needed to distribute fuel within states and not interstate as we have it now thereby cutting short on distribution cost. Fuel was cheap and affordable then until IBB through some intricate plot announced that there would be a Turn around Maintenance (TAM) on the refineries.

This necessitated a total shot down of all 3 refineries in Nigeria which then necessitated granting of licenses to “Major Marketers” to import fuel which then birthed subsidy along the line. Mind you, the TAM announced by IBB that year never happened up till this day. Now the refineries are moribund.

This is a summary of how subsidy was birthed in Nigeria. With a working Dangote refinery, maybe we should work our ways back to the days of old then we might get it right again.
PropertiesRe: Governor Ishaku Commissions Uncompleted Housing Estate by pimplucious: 12:36pm On May 13, 2023
Fayemi’s crew lol
Christianity EtcRe: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by pimplucious: 10:16am On May 07, 2023
Crewsupdate:
Pulse List: 7 best dressed Nigerian pastors

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-h9L3OAWXM
here are a plethora of pastors who get on the pulpit in some amazing outfits.




https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/pulse-list-7-best-dressed-nigerian-pastors/lpbt608?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pulsenigeria247-profile
How can one be so stupid, so blind, so brainwashed not to see these so called MEN OF GOD are just business men cashing out on their gross and ineptitude stupidity. It is so amazing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Kind Of Job Do You Do And What's The Hardest Part of Your Job? by pimplucious: 2:04pm On May 03, 2023
Haynnie:
What kind of job do you do and what's the hardest part of your job you (learn how to) or (can't) tolerate?
I am an hotelier. The hardest part of my job is having to deal with my staffs to make sure they do not short change me. Whenever I come up with a means to stop financial leakages, they find another to subvert it.

It’s a case of cat and mouse with them I swear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Interview Experience by pimplucious: 12:20pm On Apr 18, 2023
My first interview experience in UK was very funny. I went in expecting to write exams or be engaged in technical questions as we usually have it in naija. But to my surprise, the questions were solely based on what and what I will do or what I did when faced with a particular situation or how will I react or how I reacted when a situation comes up.

That was my very first interview in UK with no prior UK interview experience. I was left looking like a fool. I messed it right up.

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