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So Obi go dey give this one doggy like this? Abi as he no dey give shishi he no dey give doggy too?

This guy used to be my neighbor at Festac Extension, Lagos. Very loving and cheerful. He was the only kid that had bike and he usually let us ride his bike back then.

Who could ever think he will be a wife beater, adulterer and irresponsible?

Well change they say is the only constant in life.

FFK just killed Dino Melaye. I think this is too much honestly… pls read

Can a barely educated and ill-bred peasant like Dino Melaye ever rise above a well educated and enlightened Prince like me?

It is like comparing a lion and a mongrel.

It is like comparing a well-bred and well-trained racehorse with pure bloodlines to a farmhouse donkey.

If not for politics where would this creature and I meet?

Even if the peasant becomes President or has all the money in the world this can never be so.

He can never be on top. He will always be below.

I will always be the Head and he will always be the tail.

I will always be the master and he will always be the slave.

He will always know something in him is inadequate and lacking and he will always have a big chip on his shoulder.

An ill-bred peasant is an ill-peasant and he shall remain so his entire life.

He shall remain so from generation to generation because that is what God has ordained him to be.

That is the will of God for him and his.

The problem with street urchins and gutter snipes like Dino is that he cannot accept the fact that God has put him and all that are his firmly under my feet.

So it was, so it is and so it shall always be from generation to generation.

His can never be above mine and mine shall always be above his.

It is a question of lineage, heritage, education and decent bloodlines: unlike yours truly he has none of the four.

He is little better than a motor park tout and that shall always be his lot and that of his wretched lineage.

Today, by the grace of God, I am the Director of Special Media Operations, Special Media Projects and New Media in the Tinubu/Shettima Presidential Campaign Organisation.

This is a great honor and responsibility and I am very proud of it as I am of our candidate.

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The Directorate I lead is massive.

It is distinct and it stands on its own and we have over 150 members in my team, each of whom is more capable and effective than Dino.

I do not work under anyone but the DG and the Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates.

We have an organogram which is very clear.

I report directly to the DG and the candidate and no one else.

Though we work closely together, we have four big, strong, independent and distinct Media Directorates in our PCC each of which is led by a Director that is far bigger, brighter and better than Dino, each of whom speak for the organisation and each of which are far more effective and powerful than the scabby and ineffective media team in Atiku's entire campaign organisation.

In 2015 I was Director of Media and Publicity for the Jonathan/ Sambo PCC but the position I enjoy today and the Directorate I lead is far bigger and better than that and so is our entire PCC.

By way of contrast Dino is a mere spokesman and lowly messenger of Atiku and heads no Directorate in the Atiku/Okowa PCC.

Unlike our official spokesman, Festus Keyamo SAN, who heads our Directorate of Public Affairs, Dino could not be trusted with a Directorate because his boss Atiku understands his childish and volatile disposition and obvious limitations.

Simply put he could not be trusted to lead anyone.

The only thing he can be trusted to do is to follow the candidate around like a jobless pratt and and run and deliver messages to the public.

He does not even get a mention or have a place in their organogram and he is only one of 6 spokesmen in their PCC, out of which he is the most incompetent and least qualified.

No matter how much he wiggles his fat posterior for Atiku he is just a clown, a thug, a glorified parrot and a mouthpiece for garbage.

The fact that he cannot even comprehend or understand how a real presidential campaign organisation like ours works and is structured is a reflection of his ignorance.

Someone please tell him to remember his place and report to his Director of Media Communications Dele Momodu for lessons.

He is far too junior to be attempting to lock horns with me.

The only reason I give him a little of my time is because I find him entertaining.

It gives me pleasure to torment him from time to time because he is nothing but a classless and uncouth agbero and a bully.

Baiting him also provides some comic relief for me and others during the rigours of this campaign.

He reminds me of a dog I once owned whose name was also Dino.

Sadly it got run over by a car.

Let us hope this Dino fares better in life.

(FFK)

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KELVINXY:
It’s not a sin but killing yourself is a sin.

Going by your analogy, eating could be said to be a sin as some food you eat kills you slowly, too

AfroAgroPower:
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I'll drop my findings as to his claims for the website here for people to see.

And I am still making money from the site up till this morning

NLElder:
First of all don't be quick to judge me. I am just here for matured help/advice cos I am fast loosing it. I am sure if it's abroad I will to told to go meet a therapist.

I am a young man in my early 40s and married for 9 years now with 2 kids. My nature of work is such that I am living on another town 5hours away from my family. This has been the case 6years out of the 9 years I am married. I have never really enjoyed my marriage as a young man cos I am always driving up and down every weekend to meet my family and when I got a promotion with more responsibility I reduced it to every 2 weeks, and as the stress of work and driving became more stressful, I now go every month. I have tried all my best even till date to see if I can get another work in the same state my wife and kids reside to no avail and my wife can't leave her work in the state join me as she is in a federal government establishment that has no branch in the state I live and work.

The scenario so far shows you that I am not enjoying a healthy sex life with my wife, but being someone brought up to respect the marriage institution, I have resigned to my fate and taken life as I have seen it. To make matters worse, with due respect to my wife, she suffered female genital mutilation and you know it affects women's sex life and their man is always worse off for it. In summary we lead a routine boring sex life in the few occasions we even get to have it. However, the 6 years I have lived and worked in another state, I have never cheated or thought of cheating on her despite all the cold lonely nights I have to spend alone. I am a kind of introvert and never hide it from people that I am married. Some will be like "u no get side chick"? I will say no.

The problem started 4 years earlier out of the 6years in the city I live and work. Since I am always lonely and bored in my crib, I mostly do video calls with my wife and kids daily or chat online with friends to keep my mind busy and avoid unnecessary tensions that will remind me of the lonely boring life I was living. This also keeps me away from sexual urges if I feel any as a fool-blooded young man I was. It was in one of these online chats that I got close to one young lady of about 30. We really got close through chatting and graduated to exchanging numbers. I always make it known that I was married to everyone I meet and she was no exception. We became best friends online and kept our limits as married man and a single lady would. We became curious and excited to meet each other live when we found out we were in same city.

We arranged a harmless date in a restaurant in town were we really got to know more about each other. I found out that she was a struggling young girl teaching in a private school with NCE and was unable to proceed to degree level due to lack of funds. Her salary wasn't even up to 18k and she was squatting with one lady in very uncomfortable circumstances. After that 1st live meeting, a very good friendship ensued but entirely platonic .

All these past 4 years before I met her, I cook for myself and go to market by myself. One Friday she called and I did not immediately pick cos I was in the kitchen. I called her back later and told her I was cooking and she jokingly asked if she could help. As at then she was yet to come to my place, so I told her if she really wanted to help then I would come and pick her up and that was how for the first time in 4 years, a lady visited me in that town. It felt awkward. It did not take long for me to find out how homely she was...washed plates, tidied everywhere, and finished up the cooking. I really felt at peace and started getting worried at the same time. We spent time chatting but kept our distance and nothing happened between us and I dropped her off later where she was squatting.

After that, our friendship went to another level and the visits became more frequent but still nothing happened between us. I got to know she was a well brought up lady that still had values and I also confirmed she had no man as at the time she met me. She said she had always wished to be married before now and never believed she would reach 30 and still be single.

I know my story is getting rather long, so let me try to wrap up. In summary, she started having issues with the family she was squatting with and didn't have enough money to rent a place of her own. I didn't have enough to rent for her either as I was already carrying a lot of financial responsibilities for her by then...monthly stipend of ₦10k to add to her salary, tolletries, making hairs and even helping out with her sick mum hospital bills.

So without a 2nd thought, both of us decided she move into my place. Inside me I knew it was somehow but I think by then we were already in love with each but maybe living in denial.

So she moved in and that was it. Yes, we started having sex, uncomfortably at 1st but later became 2 sex maniacs. It was as if she was sent to compensate me for my horrible marriage sex experience I have endured all these years. We couldn't have enough of each other. In fact when I want to travel and see my family, she breaks down crying. I knew it was more than a side chick matter. In fact this lady gave me a fulfilled sex life that I swear if it's in the olden days I wouldn't mind taking her as a 2nd wife. Months grew into years and our passion for each other grew to the point that we got jealous of the opposite sex calling us. She even starts frowning when my wife calls or tears will start running down her eyes. People, I became so confused. We both knew we have gone too far and yet were not ready to end it.

I even because part of her own family cos I go with her to see her sick mum and played a prominent role when she died. I don't know her older siblings knew if I was married or not , but I think she confided in her older sister who seemed to like me so much and only warned her to be "careful."

After 2 years, she started agitating about marriage so much that she said she needed to move out of my place. That as long as she is with me, she might not get married since it's obvious I wasn't going to marry her no matter how much both of us pretended about it. Deep inside me I knew she was right and I couldn't be selfish to keep her from meeting single suitors but I felt an inexplicable pain in my heart as if a part of me was about to be cut off. However, I forced myself to assist her to get a place and yet she on her own kept coming to my place every weekend until she moved in again leaving her place wasting for over 2 months., only going there once in a while to pick things..

All the 2 years we were together she was open and truthful to me about relationships she was now trying to build with single guys she hoped would marry her. I was already feeling bad inside me that she was about to leave my life, but she kept assuring me that she was with me and truly told me everything happeneing in the new relationship she was building.

She later moved out completely from my place after 2years on a new year day. She said needed to start the year on a good and clean note and had gotten serious with the guy that said he wants to marry her. I began to feel extreme jealous I couldn't explain. I knew it was not right but I couldn't stop myself. I tried my best and stopped calling or chatting with her but I still didn't find peace. One evening a month after when it was now clear that she has decided to get serious with the guy she said was coming for marriage, she visited me and and you can't believe it, we made hot passionate love. And when we were lying side by side, her new man called and she quickly ran into the toilet to answer him. I felt it was time I ended this whole thing, it wasn't looking right again.

So I confronted her why she was still leading me on when she is now in a marriage -bound relationship and she said because she still loves me and doesn't know how to let go of me. We cried together that it wiould be tough as we would soon separate from each other for life and she left. I cried like a baby as we made love again and she consoling me to try and teach my wife the things she does to me despite her FGM predicament.

The period she was with me, she was uncomfortable answering calls from her man and I got fed up and decided to investigate. So I went to the street where she showed me the guy lives(she was truly open to me and I give her that) and waited to see if she has started visiting him as she mostly denies and lo and behold, I saw her entering the guy's house. I felt a sharp pang of jealousy which I couldn't control. I picked up my phone after some minutes and started calling her, but her phone rang severally and she didn't pick. I was almost half-dead with jealousy. I cried iny heart and drove away. I sent her a text that because she was "enjoying" herself with her man she was now avoiding my calls. That maybe tbe guy was so good at it. She called about 2 hours later and really took offence that because she visited him and did not pick my call was simply because she doesn't want him to start asking questions and not necessarily that they were doing anything.

We quarrelled like never before and said hurtful things to each other and I asked her to return my key at my office the next day cos by then she no longer visited my house as she has really gotten serious with the guy. She returned the key and for over 2 months we stopped communicating and became strangers.

Instead of pushing her out my mind, I felt a daily torture looking through her Facebook pics, WhatsApp status, and other social media. I will go to her guy's street and painfully watch her enter his house from afar. I was fast losing my mind. I knew it was over for good and don't want her back but the obsession is yet to leave me till date. Everyday, I check her pictures and feels pangs of pain and jealousy as I see her lovely smiles. My people it's punishment and torture for me. I keep obsessing every second of my life about her. Who can help me? Something is definitely wrong. In one of her recent status, I saw her flaunt her hands with an engagement ring and I felt a sharp pang of sadness instead of happiness. People help me I am loosing it. Even though she has apologized to me and I too have apologized for the hurtful things we said in the course of our quarrel, my mind is still not at peace.

Even now presently she is engaged she still calls me and tries to engage me in friendly conversations but I will just be answering without interest. She even sent me a pic recently at a wedding she went to and I told her she should stop sending me her pics but should be sending to her man. She apologized and said she has taken note. Yet, I will feel bad inside me if I don't see her friendly chats which my attitude has made her reduce. Yet in all these, first thing in the morning I will quickly rush to check her pics, if she has made new posts, etc etc. I need help, I really do. Sorry my people for the long post but I really needed to empty myself to see the help I can get if any cos I want my normal sane life back. I have also prayed to God and asked for forgiveness for cheating on my wife ....I have no excuses for doing so but from the long story you can see it was never my intention.

Bro do the yoga pose below be still and meditate for some mins. 3 max (if you can last longer than 3mins, fine) for a start and see how clear your mind gets.

Give it a shot it doesn’t cost you anything than 3min. You will be glad you did.

Just be still in a quiet environment and think of nothing in that position for 3mins. You will thank me.

MrBrownJay1:
bro, my apologies, i was just showing you how you brought boring discussion by asking over and over the same question....all is well!

Pls my apologies I didn’t mean to be rude.

MrBrownJay1:
my question IS... you already asked the girl once how she was and she replied, so why ask her the same question A SECOND TIME by asking "you?"....?! maybe she put that emoji because you keep asking the same shiit. she already told you she is good, why ask her again and again?!?!?

I only asked a question and expect an answer. What’s with bringing up an unrelated issue? If you don’t have answer to the question you bug off

princeemmma:
Op pick any of these below

"Babe my hair is rough, i want to plait another one"
"Babe i need urgen 5k"
"Babe am not feeling well since last week, i need to go for checkup
"Babe my brothers sisters daughter is not feeling well, i need money to visit"
"Babe my friend is celebrating her birthday, i want to buy the cloth, 30,000"

The first life na woman finish am, the second life wey we get again.... na woman won finish am

the last bit tho

A random girl I’ve been chatting with lately, got into a chat with her this morning and my reply to her last convo’ got me wondering what her next reply would be.

Any guess guys before her reply? Will load a screen shot of her next reply to see who guessed right.

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3RNEST:
Is this site legit

Yes bro the site is very legit. There was a site upgrade 3 months ago that’s why Whois infor shows 3months.

Pic 1 My earnings
Pic 2 someone else’s earnings since last year (my referral’s)

Girl move on, not that he fell out of love with you, the fact is he doesn’t have a defined plans for you considering the fact that he’s not in same location with you or you with him.

As it is, he will end up leaving without telling you and you will move on too but later he will realize what he has lost after thinking he will get a better replacement but then it would have been too late cos you would have moved on in a better, promising relationship. This is always the case in situations like this trust me. The earlier you moved on the better.

Life has thought me that roses have thorns and thorns have roses, too. Basically hard times don’t last forever and good times don’t last forever either. Life is a rollercoaster

Life also thought me that in life, it’s either you sink or swim.

VictorUSA:
See how you took to nairaland about one useless chronic cheat that you liberated youself from.Never regret about that.Meanwhile there are no spiritual husbands only spiritual wives.Men are not that evil to spiritually victimize you.

lol you are joking, right? Read about incubus and sucubus. You know nothing about the dark side man

rebirthkennedy:
Sir pls enlighten me more
I sent u a pm

I’ve replied you.

3RNEST:
Is this site legit

Well I’ve been earning steady daily income from the site as you can see from the pic.

Aside my main hustle I make $20.13 daily which amount to about $140 weekly from investing in

https://jorkinvestment.com//?ref=jbleenk

I hope to grow my investment in time. You can join using that link. That’s a screenshot of my earnings.

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The church can do all they like. Even run the country to heavens or hell for all I care but someone should prevail on them to steer clear of our traditional institution. That’s the only thing we have as an identity as a Yoruba people. .

Jakumo:
All Nigerian pastors are criminals and devious, cunning cult leaders, sir. Stop trying to duck and hide from the truth.

Don’t mind that guy. As if “men of god” have not made a caricature of themselves, their members, word of god and even god himself.

Never new the top shots in RCCG are orchestrating plans to erode even our traditional institutions with this damn Christianity. They will damn well fail in that regard eventually.

If they succeed in their wishes then I fear for Yoruba race.

Time to call a spade a spade he should be referred to as an immigrant worker and not expatriate.

ijustdey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWTdj-0pW-w



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/2023-presidency-militant-group-roots-for-tinubu-vows-to-deliver-ndelta-for-apc/

He wines and dines with the lords and the underworld

The wheels I’m seeing in that pic don’t look like something that bursted on motion tho

I have a neighbor who own a German Shepard that recently gave birth. There are tell sings the mother dog does not get fed adequately.

The puppies are in a stage where they don’t need feed from their mother’s milk for survival and bros who can’t even feed their mother obviously have neglected to cater for the puppies.

Do we have animal welfare agency in Nigeria we can report animal cruelty to as these puppies howl all night from hunger disturbing and denying we neighbors sound sleep. Pls help we know survival is hard in Nigeria right now if you can’t take good care of a pet no need getting one. No be by force to buy dog.

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Guys register, invest, sit back and get a 3.8% daily ROI. This is what I have been using to sustain myself in the last 6months.

You can thank me later.

NB. Whatever you do please do not register more than 1 account else you will forfeit your investment once they find out. Thanks.

Damn that’s very cheap. Not less than 200 Naira in Ekiti state

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Agricultural Research council of Nigeria (ARCN) Television test transmission on NigComSat 1R, the satellite that replaced NigComSat 1 that fell from orbit in 2008 as a result of solar array anomaly