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CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by pimplucious: 7:56am On May 21, 2019
Daddy Shoki is out of his senses.
HealthRe: I'm Tired Of Living by pimplucious: 6:56am On May 19, 2019
Permanent solution to a temporary problem: Suicide!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Facts About Possible Faster Than Light Space Travel by pimplucious: 11:40pm On Dec 26, 2016
superemmy:
I agree with you bro, the next question is how we will evolve? Either by technological advancements, genetic engineering or natural selection
humans have already started evolving way way back. Babies are born with eyes closed and remain so for some days but these days the come with eyes wide open. Just my observation tho.
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Facts About Possible Faster Than Light Space Travel by pimplucious: 8:14pm On Dec 25, 2016
So there are technologies that allow the manipulation of space that hypnotizes the mind to actually think it's traveling faster than space? And this will one day become reality? Idonbelieveit!!!
CelebritiesRe: First Pre-wedding Photo Of Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Surfaces Online by pimplucious: 9:03am On Dec 07, 2016
What's this? Poor poor poor.
FamilyRe: Coming To Live With My Nigerian Husband In Nigeria by pimplucious: 3:38am On Dec 06, 2016
This is interesting. U sure can stay in Nigeria or anywhere in the world and live happily ever after if u have the necessary resources for this.
Car TalkRe: Car Freaks – Which Car Will You Give Your All For? by pimplucious: 8:23am On Dec 03, 2016
This ppl don't even have respek to BMW!!! No single BMW pic
AutosRe: Can You Drive Through This Busy T-junction? (photo) by pimplucious: 8:20am On Dec 03, 2016
cheezeman83:
@pimplucious, you are using the UK system to drive in naija... that can get you in trouble. In naija you give way to the vehicle on your left at least on a roundabout. I'm sure of that. For me applying that here means 213.
Haaaaa see accident!!! I have mixed everything up grin
AutosRe: Can You Drive Through This Busy T-junction? (photo) by pimplucious:
If it makes fp...

Modified:

Let's teach Nigerians how to drive...

Note: I got my driver's license from the UK, so, I believe my assertion is valid.

In the pic, no. 1 and 3 gives way to no 2.

Cos no 1 has to give way to traffic from the right, no 3 pulls in b4 no 1 move in. Very simple

Always give way to traffic from the right even in a roundabout and not who gets to the roundabout first, and Nigeria will be a better place for all.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: "Jimoh Ibrahim Is The Biggest Judas In Nigerian Politics Today" by pimplucious: 2:49pm On Nov 27, 2016
OluchiDelly:
Both of them are Judas.
I remember, obasanjo gave him(ffk) food, he sang for obasanjo when he served under him. APC also gave him food, he sang for them, and finally Jonathan gave him food, he also sang for him. Under Jonathan, he even abused obasanjo the man he once sang for.
Abused obasanjo ke. He never abused obj, Hin no dey look face?
BusinessRe: Dangote And Femi Otedola Watching Arsenal Game In London by pimplucious:
Lol

Edited:
And nobody told me this made fp. Being the FTC, let's put things in better perspective.

Pls someone should inform rep member and efcc to hang on a tad bit in shutting down mmm Ihave still not cash out. Like I promised b4 I won't do again after this. Tho My BP has reduced that's cos the clamor to shut down mmm has also toned down. God bless efcc and house of rep meember ijn amen.
PoliticsRe: FFK: Jimoh Ibrahim A Ritualist, Sleeps In Coffin, Anus Overstretched From Sodomy by pimplucious: 5:41pm On Nov 24, 2016
With the way ffk is going on, he is opening up himself as a candidate of politcal assassination. This is just below belt me think
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Cos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op): 12:14am On Nov 22, 2016
iamlarry:
http://atlassociety.org/art-contest/art-contest-voting


that's the link
scroll down and vote olaku
Thanks man
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Cos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op): 10:43pm On Nov 21, 2016
Iboko12:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
The white guy deserves to win.
I will just ignore u
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Cos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op): 10:41pm On Nov 21, 2016
Cc lalasticlala
Seun

pls do the needful
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Cos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op): 10:37pm On Nov 21, 2016
Iboko12:
[color=#770077][/color] you and who be brothers for nairaland? Call on your ofenmmanu people to vote for you.

Nonsense.
You are unbelievable. I'm gonna report u to a mod. U need get ur ass banned
Art, Graphics & VideoCos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op):
The white guy in this contest thought because he has a larger network on Facebook than our naija brother the naija guy would be a work over.

However he was surprised when he saw our brother leading him with a very wide margin as such he went ahead to report him for cheating while he's the one actually doing the cheating as can been seen from comments made by his friend

Vote for ur fellow naija man in this link and put that punk to shame

http://atlassociety.org/art-contest/art-contest-voting

Christianity EtcRe: Indeed! This Is The Last Time. The Breakdown Of Luke 21:25-27 by pimplucious: 10:00am On Nov 20, 2016
All these ppl no dey do MMM? Abeg mk una go do MMM and be happy grin
RomanceRe: She Codes??? by pimplucious: 7:49pm On Nov 19, 2016
I promise if she codes I'd marry her twice
RomanceRe: She Codes??? by pimplucious: 7:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
I love girls that code. Tried putting my gf in line but she so dumb. Looking at dumping like wow.
RomanceRe: She Codes??? by pimplucious: 7:38pm On Nov 19, 2016
jejemanito:
You kidding me

Bitcoins and Female Geeks are next decade's Hot cakes cool
Damn mannb!! Nigga be talking sence since 17the century BC.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Goes Sky Diving In Dubai by pimplucious: 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2016
Booked just in case
EducationRe: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by pimplucious: 6:02pm On Nov 19, 2016
This seems interesting. Lemme book space
CelebritiesRe: P-square Acquires New Mansion As Birthday Gift [PICS] by pimplucious:
I'm here first space booked in case

Haha so this made fp after all!!

Being FTC let's put things in better perspective.

Congrats psquare. Meanwhile I wanna plead with efcc and house of rep members, pls don't close down mmm just yet.

My money will mature in 2 weeks time. I promise when I cash out I won't do again. For the past 3 weeks I've not been able to sleep again cos they said cbn is gonna clamp down on mmm. I promise u won't do again after this.
TravelRe: Weird! See Chapel In Czech Republic With Chandelier Made Of Human Bones by pimplucious: 5:18pm On Nov 16, 2016
The dead became useful after death at least
TravelRe: Ghana Opens The Highest And Longest Flyover In West Africa (Photos) by pimplucious: 10:29pm On Nov 15, 2016
I doff my hat to all my Ghanian friends for this one.
Foreign AffairsRe: 10 Signs We Are Heading Towards World War III by pimplucious: 5:41pm On Nov 15, 2016
Ww3 ke? Abeg MMfMMNnG (my money for MMM never germinate o make dem wait.
RomanceRe: Chat between a Nigerian man and His Girlfriend that rejected Flight ticket by pimplucious: 8:44am On Nov 15, 2016
Cos she's half cast? What a low life mentality is this? Cos she mixed race, then what?

Frmo my experience with mixed race in UK, they are veery aggressive and short tempered. These Nigerians sef can short change themselves with complex. "inferiority complex"
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Morocco Ahead Of Climate Change Conference (photos) by pimplucious: 7:58am On Nov 15, 2016
ha baba don drink the tea chop the kolanut join. ogala. remember abiola o
Foreign AffairsRe: Bus Drivers & Conductors In Kenya Pray Every Morning (photos) by pimplucious: 8:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
So it's not only in Nigeria u see foolishness like this. Mother land have missed the way long long time ago. Self imposed enslavement.
SportsRe: Ogbein Fawole Dies Of Heart Attack In Lagos 2 Weeks After Deportation by pimplucious: 10:10pm On Nov 13, 2016
StoneLucifer:
The issue is not going abroad,the real thing is living good with steady legitimate flow of income..Most people abroad are ashamed to come home because they have nothing tangible to really show for their numerous years spent abroad.Many are just abroad deceiving themselves...Well RIP Fawole.
Nothing further from the truth bro! If uve not been u wouldn't know

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