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Family › Re: What's The Advantage Of A Court Wedding To Men? by pimplucious: 4:25pm On Nov 03, 2021

richmondefosa:

If you want to do a court wedding, sign a prenup.

If she refuses, she is after your money.

Court weddings only favour the women.

The only reason for a court wedding is if you intend relocating out of the country.

Left to me, the only wedding i will do is the African traditional wedding.

That is the only thing God and my ancestors recognize. I detest white weddings. I see it as an avenue to waste funds and showoff. Do your traditional wedding, hold the reception, Go home and enjoy your companion.

Make sure you sign a prenup. The ladies we have these days are out to ruin you.

Ji ma sun

The white wedding is the traditional wedding of the white man.

Prenup does not cover properties acquired while married, irrespective of who rightfully acquired the property, does it?

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Politics › Re: FG Lists 30 Brassieres Belonging To Diezani Alison-Madueke For Sale by pimplucious: 11:11am On Oct 27, 2021

Brassiere as in bra or what did I just read?

Investment › Go Make Some Money by pimplucious(op): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2021

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Join the telegram group and find out more.

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English Whitepaper:
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I bet u will come thank me later

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode: 'Nigeria Will Break Into 2 Or More Pieces In The Next 5 Years by pimplucious: 5:01pm On Feb 10, 2020

LosC:
Femi Fani-Kayode FFK, a former Minister of Aviation, in his tweet, declared that Nigeria will not last the next five years as a unit.

He wrote: Given what is going on today I am convinced of two things.

Firstly that the call for restructuring is not only outdated but also too little, too late.

Secondly that Nigeria will break into two or more pieces within the next five years.

Mark my words and remember them!

https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1226566836499746816?s=19[/quote]Won’t be surprised actually

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Health › Re: Is Glaucoma Hereditary? Can It Be Cured? by pimplucious: 9:03pm On Feb 08, 2020

My old man went for his usual glaucoma check up yesterday and I went with him. Doc on duty decided to run a quick check on me with some hand held device and informed me there and then that I’ve got it too but advice to do a confirmation check.

And it turned out I definitely have glaucoma but at the early stage. There you have it bro it is definitely hereditary according to the doc.

I advice you go for check and if positive you resume treatment ASAP early detection is key as it can be aggressive sometimes.

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Travel › Re: UK Police Give List Of Nationals Who Are To Register With Them. Nigeria Excluded by pimplucious: 4:42pm On Feb 04, 2020

Optional09:
we don’t need all this, we are better than waiting for anyone to pat us in the back. UK knows what they are benefiting from us they should be worshiping us

Uk? Worship you? What’s your per capita income come to theirs for them to worship you?

Food › Re: Drinking Of Garri And The Poverty Stigma by pimplucious: 10:29pm On Feb 02, 2020

Garri wey dey burst brain

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham Writes, As Ire Vomits On His Father by pimplucious: 8:49pm On Jan 06, 2020

This dude is endowed

Politics › Re: Delegates At IATF In Egypt Rushed Osinbajo For Autograph (Video/pictures) by pimplucious: 9:04am On Jan 04, 2020

NGpatriot:
It's ok to love and worship money like a ritual if that's all you love, worship and desire in life, but to some, good name, love, affection, and acceptance means much more than money.

Money is not the beginning and end of everything in life.

We clearly emulating and idolizing anything and everything western. Note clearly the the western world although driven by money but not as optimally as its African counterpart for obvious reasons. These people don’t go hungry, they have roof over their head, clothes on their back and everything to make life comfortable is available at arms reach. Autograph would mean loads to them. What would unemployed or market woman in Nigeria do with autograph? Or how would a homeless man sleeping under the bridge appreciate an autograph? Think about it, not everything western adds value to an African man.

Politics › Re: Delegates At IATF In Egypt Rushed Osinbajo For Autograph (Video/pictures) by pimplucious: 3:48am On Dec 14, 2019

Please o me I don’t know, someone should please enlighten me. This autograph of a thing, will they sell it and make money from it? Just thinking why anyone would want to scamper for a mere signature if it doesn’t fetch you money.

Romance › Re: Which Of These Categories Of Guys Is Most Attractive To Ladies??? by pimplucious: 11:37am On Oct 22, 2019

Cute guy, funny guy, romantic guy and rich guy up wrapped in 1 guy is what most women want.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Bombs Boko Haram Terrorists During A Meeting (video) by pimplucious: 2:47pm On Oct 19, 2019

Seems Intended target of the NAF is different from the actual target going by the footage

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Travel › Re: VIO Cameras On Lagos Roads Catch Traffic Rules Breakers by pimplucious: 9:50am On Oct 14, 2019

babythug:
This shit is true!

I got a text for driving with an expired vehicle license few days ago!

And?

TV/Movies › Re: Zack Orji & Eucharia Anunobi's Sex Scene In 'Glamour Girls' That Shook Nollywood by pimplucious: 7:26am On May 24, 2019

Them don pour omo full water water don foam grin

Politics › Re: Customs Begins Online Auction Of Seized Vehicles, Goods - Daily Trust by pimplucious: 11:32am On May 23, 2019

paymentvoucher:
I have started bidding...||| I hope I win One or two

How do I get to the auction site from the website?

Christianity Etc › Does This Mean Anything? Pic by pimplucious(op): 10:47am On May 23, 2019

Cut my watermelon and saw this pattern, does it mean anything to the Muslim?

Politics › Re: Senator Adeleke Sues Police Ig, Aig Over His Recent Detention by pimplucious: 9:07am On May 23, 2019

Hmm

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Kayode Fayemi Emerges As Chairman Elect, Nigeria Governors Forum by pimplucious: 12:07am On May 23, 2019

Can someone point to jkf political accomplishment? I really do not think anything special about jkf.

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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by pimplucious: 7:56am On May 21, 2019

Daddy Shoki is out of his senses.

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Health › Re: I'm Tired Of Living by pimplucious: 6:56am On May 19, 2019

Permanent solution to a temporary problem: Suicide!!!

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Science/Technology › Re: NASA Facts About Possible Faster Than Light Space Travel by pimplucious: 11:40pm On Dec 26, 2016

superemmy:
I agree with you bro, the next question is how we will evolve? Either by technological advancements, genetic engineering or natural selection

humans have already started evolving way way back. Babies are born with eyes closed and remain so for some days but these days the come with eyes wide open. Just my observation tho.

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Science/Technology › Re: NASA Facts About Possible Faster Than Light Space Travel by pimplucious: 8:14pm On Dec 25, 2016

So there are technologies that allow the manipulation of space that hypnotizes the mind to actually think it's traveling faster than space? And this will one day become reality? Idonbelieveit!!!

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Celebrities › Re: First Pre-wedding Photo Of Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Surfaces Online by pimplucious: 9:03am On Dec 07, 2016

What's this? Poor poor poor.

Family › Re: Coming To Live With My Nigerian Husband In Nigeria by pimplucious: 3:38am On Dec 06, 2016

This is interesting. U sure can stay in Nigeria or anywhere in the world and live happily ever after if u have the necessary resources for this.

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Car Talk › Re: Car Freaks – Which Car Will You Give Your All For? by pimplucious: 8:23am On Dec 03, 2016

This ppl don't even have respek to BMW!!! No single BMW pic

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Autos › Re: Can You Drive Through This Busy T-junction? (photo) by pimplucious: 8:20am On Dec 03, 2016

cheezeman83:
@pimplucious, you are using the UK system to drive in naija... that can get you in trouble. In naija you give way to the vehicle on your left at least on a roundabout. I'm sure of that. For me applying that here means 213.

Haaaaa see accident!!! I have mixed everything up grin

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Autos › Re: Can You Drive Through This Busy T-junction? (photo) by pimplucious: 6:45am On Dec 03, 2016*

If it makes fp...

Modified:

Let's teach Nigerians how to drive...

Note: I got my driver's license from the UK, so, I believe my assertion is valid.

In the pic, no. 1 and 3 gives way to no 2.

Cos no 1 has to give way to traffic from the right, no 3 pulls in b4 no 1 move in. Very simple

Always give way to traffic from the right even in a roundabout and not who gets to the roundabout first, and Nigeria will be a better place for all.

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Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode: "Jimoh Ibrahim Is The Biggest Judas In Nigerian Politics Today" by pimplucious: 2:49pm On Nov 27, 2016

OluchiDelly:
Both of them are Judas.
I remember, obasanjo gave him(ffk) food, he sang for obasanjo when he served under him. APC also gave him food, he sang for them, and finally Jonathan gave him food, he also sang for him. Under Jonathan, he even abused obasanjo the man he once sang for.

Abused obasanjo ke. He never abused obj, Hin no dey look face?

Business › Re: Dangote And Femi Otedola Watching Arsenal Game In London by pimplucious: 7:16am On Nov 25, 2016*

Lol

Edited:
And nobody told me this made fp. Being the FTC, let's put things in better perspective.

Pls someone should inform rep member and efcc to hang on a tad bit in shutting down mmm Ihave still not cash out. Like I promised b4 I won't do again after this. Tho My BP has reduced that's cos the clamor to shut down mmm has also toned down. God bless efcc and house of rep meember ijn amen.

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Politics › Re: FFK: Jimoh Ibrahim A Ritualist, Sleeps In Coffin, Anus Overstretched From Sodomy by pimplucious: 5:41pm On Nov 24, 2016

With the way ffk is going on, he is opening up himself as a candidate of politcal assassination. This is just below belt me think

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Cos Of The Arrogance Of The White Guy Help A Naija Bro Win This Contest. Pics by pimplucious(op): 12:14am On Nov 22, 2016

iamlarry:
http://atlassociety.org/art-contest/art-contest-voting

that's the link
scroll down and vote olaku

Thanks man

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