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Religion / How My Prayers Healed An Ebola Victim – Kumuyi by pinkyberry(f): 5:10pm On Dec 23, 2014
Over the weekend, General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Pastor William Kumuyi revealed how his prayer healed an Ebola patient in one of the Ebola infested countries.

Speaking at the National Deeper Life December Retreat, the man of God said he would not disclose the name of the country where his prayer healed the patient.

According to him, he prayed through the phone and the prayer was answered by God who healed the Ebola patient in another country.

Hear him “The National Overseer of that country had told me of how a woman was struck down with Ebola and was being isolated in a certain location in the country, so I asked him to give her my number. When the woman called me on phone, I prayed a simple prayer of faith for her, and days later called to tell me that the woman was healed of Ebola immediately after the prayer.

He said a test was conducted on the woman and it was discovered that she no longer has Ebola and was discharged from the quarantined centre, telling the congregation that if God could answer the prayer on phone, then he would do more when they see him physically at the Retreat.

Speaking at the National Deeper Life December Retreat, the man of God said he would not disclose the name of the country where his prayer healed the patient.

According to him, he prayed through the phone and the prayer was answered by God who healed the Ebola patient in another country.

Hear him “The National Overseer of that country had told me of how a woman was struck down with Ebola and was being isolated in a certain location in the country, so I asked him to give her my number. When the woman called me on phone, I prayed a simple prayer of faith for her, and days later called to tell me that the woman was healed of Ebola immediately after the prayer.

He said a test was conducted on the woman and it was discovered that she no longer has Ebola and was discharged from the quarantined centre, telling the congregation that if God could answer the prayer on phone, then he would do more when they see him physically at the Retreat.

Source: http://www.diamondreport.com.ng/2014/12/how-my-prayers-healed-ebola-victim.html

Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Is ‘semi-illiterate’ Says PDP by pinkyberry(f): 9:00pm On Dec 22, 2014
theM16:
So much for an illiterate who at least knows stealing is corruption. Only a mentally challenged will say such!!! In a sane environment that statement should mke em resign. Stealing public funds is nt corruption!!! Wtf

That was harsh...
Politics / Goodluck Jonathan, The Jesus Our Lord And Personal Saviour by pinkyberry(f): 8:59pm On Dec 22, 2014
Caine Prize nominee and social commentator, Elnathan John, in this rather sarcastic piece, ‘agrees’ with the Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs to President Goodluck Jonathan Dr Doyin Okupe that his boss is “just like Jesus Christ“.

Read below:

“President King Nebuchadnezzar also known as Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, received a new anointing this week when no less than his spokesman, Mr Doyin Okupe, declared on national television that the president was “just like Jesus Christ”. Even though quite a few people I know were outraged, I respect this. Let me explain.

You see, when all the prophets were on earth, people doubted them. Their followers tried to convince people but most thought they were liars and refused to follow them. I have read the history of most of the prophets. I will not be caught in the same mistake. Because of this knowledge of history, I never question claims to divinity or prophethood. That is how many Jews missed out on heaven because they refused to believe that Jesus was sent by God. There is no way I am missing out on heaven – I have nothing to lose from taking Doyin Okupe seriously.

Let me examine Doyin Okupe’s assertion and the few ways that Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is like Jesus Christ.

1. Jonathan is persecuted. Everyone hates him. I am not sure why. The same way I am not sure why the Jews in the time of Jesus hated him so much. Look at the life of Jonathan. Since he emerged as president, it has been one insult after another. From clueless to bigot to corrupt to divisive. There is no reason for this. It is not like he has not shown remarkable leadership. It is not like he has not led by example: he refused to give into the pressure of his detractors to declare his assets or to fire corrupt ministers in his government. This surely makes him a strong president. It is not like he has been wicked: he has shown mercy to many repentant criminals by granting them pardon. This takes me to point two.

2. Jonathan is forgiving. Do you remember when they came to arrest Jesus and one of his disciples cut off the ear of one of the soldiers? What did Jesus do? He healed the ear of the man who came to take him away and said that he who kills by the sword will die by the sword. Mention one top criminal that Jonathan has successfully prosecuted and imprisoned? He has no time for such wickedness. And remember when Jesus said about the harlot, „he who is without sin let him cast the first stone“? Yes. That is what Jonathan was trying to say when he said that stealing is not corruption.

3. Jonathan came from humble beginnings. You remember how Jonathan didn’t have shoes growing up? You remember also how his father was a fisherman? Ok. Jesus’ father was not a fisherman, but a carpenter is not that different from a fisherman. In fact without a carpenter, who would make boats for the fisherman?

4. Jesus went from being born in a manger, to riding into Jerusalem in nice robes on a donkey. Goodluck Jonathan has gone from being shoeless and riding in a canoe to being Nigeria’s number one public officer riding in bullet proof cars. Let’s just say that donkeys were the bullet proof cars of the days of Jesus. And I strongly suspect that if you do the research, you will find that the place in that fishing village where Goodluck was born was just as lowly as Jesus’ manger.

5. Jesus changed water into wine. There is no evidence that Jesus drank the wine that he produced. Just as there is no evidence that Goodluck is given to a lot of wine. Wicked people will spread rumours about the president liking his drink but who can provide proof? Red eyes alone mean nothing. Lack of sleep can cause red eyes.

6. Jesus was a teacher from the time he was twelve years old in the temple until he started giving sermons on mountains. Goodluck Jonathan was a teacher in Rivers State College of Education. Yes a college of education is no temple or mountain but the key word is teaching. The venue is immaterial.
7. Jesus had an overzealous apostle who on one occasion even chopped off the ear of someone who tried to arrest them. Jonathan has Doyin Okupe.

8. Jesus had patience. Goodluck Jonathan has Patience.
There are many more reasons I can give to make people stop getting angry at Mr Okupe for comparing Jonathan to Jesus. Buhari can attack this Nigerian prophet at his own risk. But as an old man, Buhari should know better. If the people campaigning for him are insulting this man who is just like Jesus, he should be like Pilate who came out publicly when the Jews wanted Jesus dead, to wash his hands clean of the blood of Jesus. Buhari should address a press conference with a bowl of water and do this. What you don’t want is bad luck at a time of elections. A word is enough for the wise”.

John’s piece is nothing put a fierce attack on the President’s personality and style of governance albeit in a funny way. Brilliant!

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Is ‘semi-illiterate’ Says PDP by pinkyberry(f): 8:53pm On Dec 22, 2014
IKJ66:
is that suppose to be a compliment ?

Somehow....Don't get offended, pls.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Is ‘semi-illiterate’ Says PDP by pinkyberry(f): 8:46pm On Dec 22, 2014
IKJ66:
As for me I don't care........team gmb !!!!

Cool. Your views are always respected grin grin grin grin
Politics / BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Is ‘semi-illiterate’ Says PDP by pinkyberry(f): 8:43pm On Dec 22, 2014
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), commencing name-calling, has asked Nigerians not to vote for the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, because he is “semi-illiterate.”

The characterization was made by the National Publicity Secretary of the party, Prof. Wale Oladipo when he hosted leaders of the party in the diaspora at the party's headquarters in Abuja on Monday.

He described the APC as a political party that is not really ready to offer an alternative to the teeming masses of this country as its only agenda seems to be to see the departure of the PDP.
“But I know that God loves this country so much,” he said. “God has decided that this country will remain indivisible and has decided that this country will continue to wax stronger."

Oladipo vowed that Nigeria will not go back to 1983 where it will start doing trade by barter with Brazil.

"God has decreed it that we continue to pilot the affairs of this country and continue to implement the transformation agenda,” he stated.

He observed that the next election will be unlike previous elections because for the first time, the opposition has come together in the APC.

"They have passed through a motion and endorsed their perennial candidate. We have beaten him three times, we are going to beat him once again.

"The next election is going to be between darkness and light, it is going to be between a cross cosmopolitan highly-focused Ph.D holder and a semi-literate jakput,” he said, adding, "Nigeria cannot afford to go back, we will continue to move forward."

Oladipo urged the representatives of various chapters to understand that they will be called upon to enlighten Nigerians on the programmes of the PDP wherever they reside in the world.

"You will also be called upon to counter negative propaganda that the APC is making against our party and our country in different countries of this world.

"Of course, we are not perfect but our mission is perfect. We mean well for this country and we believe the country should continue to be one and that we should be a market-driven economy while at the same time, providing succor for the weak. "

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Should Have A Chatting Feature. Drop Your Comments by pinkyberry(f): 8:38pm On Dec 22, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
IN YOUR DREAMS...

FOR 9YEARS THIS HAS BEEN A FORUM NOT A CHAT SITE..
IF YO WANNA CHAT YOU HAVE EMM PLENI SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES.
WE LOVE IT LIKE THIS cool
.

REALLY? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Nairaland Should Have A Chatting Feature. Drop Your Comments by pinkyberry(f): 8:32pm On Dec 22, 2014
What do you think? To make Nairaland more interesting, Oluwaseun Osewa should add a chatting/messaging feature just like Facebook.

Comment and share this topic with all the mods until it reaches the frontpage and finally Osewa.


We can do this! Let's do it!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Joins Twitter, Read His First Tweets.. by pinkyberry(f): 7:52pm On Dec 22, 2014
Lolx...He try sha... grin grin grin grin grin

For the latest gist visit www.diamondreport.com.ng
Sports / Re: Nigerian Striker Audu Seriki Dies In Auto Crash by pinkyberry(f): 12:04pm On Dec 22, 2014
RIP AMEN!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills More than 50 Elderly People In Borno by pinkyberry(f): 9:56am On Dec 22, 2014
Jostico:
lifeless pipo slaughting lifefull pipo since 1901 cheesy

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Politics / Re: You Need To See This Throwback Pic Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by pinkyberry(f): 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2014
aze:
When he returns back he will remember his old albums at Otuoke

Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: You Need To See This Throwback Pic Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by pinkyberry(f): 7:13pm On Dec 21, 2014
DollyParton1:
He no resemble am

Yhu get eye problem abi grin grin
Politics / You Need To See This Throwback Pic Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by pinkyberry(f): 7:11pm On Dec 21, 2014
Just got this throwback pic today and decided to share it. cool cool cool

How does he look? grin grin grin grin grin

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Comes To Your Mind When You See This Pic? by pinkyberry(f): 6:57pm On Dec 21, 2014
aze:
nobody of course

Lolx grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Who Comes To Your Mind When You See This Pic? by pinkyberry(f): 6:56pm On Dec 21, 2014
Lol who comes to your mind grin grin grin

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

Sports / Nigerian Striker Audu Seriki Dies In Auto Crash by pinkyberry(f): 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2014
Lobi Stars striker Seriki Audu tragically died December 20 aged 23 in a car crash.

The young footballer was travelling with his wife and daughter from his home town in Yobe to Bauchi, when the accident occurred.

The club officials confirmed the information adding that his spouse and child survived the accident. Both relatives of the late player are currently at hospital.

A Lobi Stars club official, Ganiyu Adeleke, added:

“It is a very sad news at this time for Lobi Stars because Seriki was one of our top strikers, and had a life full of promise in the future ahead of him.”

Details @ www.diamondreport.com.ng

R.I.P cry cry cry cry cry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Does Seun Ever "LAUGH" by pinkyberry(f): 1:07pm On Dec 21, 2014
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Nairaland / General / See The Real Truth About Ebola & Sponsors Revealed. by pinkyberry(f): 1:04pm On Dec 21, 2014
KINDLY SPARE SOME MINUTES AND READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Patrick Sawyer was under surveillance in Liberia
for Ebola

*Liberian govt said he escaped quarantine and
sneaked into Nigeria

*CCTV footage at Liberian airport showed him
avoiding contact with people and at a point lying
prostrate on the floor looking like he was in
deep pain

*His sister with whom he had contact, died of
Ebola (knowin fully well he was infected)

*When he arrived Nigeria he didn't avoid contact
with people rather he allowed airport staff to
carry him

*At the hospital in Lagos he allowed medical
personnel to treat him just as they would any
normal patient

*When asked if he came in contact with an Ebola
victim at the point he started showing symptoms
his answer was negative

*When test confirmed the obvious and he was
confronted with the truth, he reacted in a
violent manner urinating on the medical staff, at
least one of them

*Sawyer who was enroute to Calabar was
insistent on continuing his journey despite his
condition

*Liberian govt has apologised to Nigeria for
exporting Ebola to Nigeria

*Nigerian govt has approached US for the
ZMAPP test drug they used on 2 American health
workers who contracted the virus in Sierra
Leone

*Obama said its too early to bring the drug to
Africa, that what Africa needs is improved health
facilities, yet with all their improved health
facilities they chose ZMAPP for their own

*A vaccine for Ebola is underway we are told
and will be ready latest July next year...WHEN MANY MUST HAVE DIED

*The drug Nano Silver was discredited because it was produced by a Nigeria, a black man and an African for that matter.
If that drug was to be produced by an American it would have been a potent cure for Ebola.

*Both WHO and Westerners are playing politics with African researchers.
Why can't they advise the research to hands with others and improve on the drug instead of labelling it a "Pesticide".
This is unfair to the black race in general.

*Is somebody thinking at all? -Dont forget
Sawyer was a Liberian -American with his family
resident in America

*If people in high places could volunteer
themselves as suicide bombers in countries like
Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan etc, do you think
they can't volunteer for chemical terrorism
suicide mission?

*The conventional terrorism exported to Africa
and heavily funded by them to destabilize our
economy and depopulate us seem no longer
enough

*God is watching but we too have to watch our
backs

*Should we trust them with their so called
vaccine when it comes?

*Africa, its time to start thinking, time to start
asking questions

*We have lived with monkeys, chimpanzees,
gorillas, animals that have always been part
of our delicacies and never had EBOLA

*Why now and why always Africa. HIV/AIDS in
Africa 1st likewise EBOLA?

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

Politics / SECRET DOCUMENTS: Shocking Revelations About Buhari by pinkyberry(f): 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2014
A Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to President, Reuben Abati, published an abstract from secret documents in his Twitter, exposing the information from Wikileaks about Buhari’s 1983-84 governing years.

The information is provided by the Public Library of United States Diplomacy through Wikileaks. The exposed classified letter is dated September 20, 2002. It reads in part:

BuhariWikileaks2

Like President Obasanjo before the 1999 election, General Buhari’s political experience is limited to that of military Head of State. Buhari came to power as a result of a 1983 New Year’s Eve coup against the democratically elected Shehu Shagari. The eviction of Shagari came as a welcome relief as did Buhari’s promise to root out corruption. That relief, however, was short-lived as Nigerians watched despairingly as the Buhari regime’s promises to revive the economy and wipe out rampant corruption withered during 20 months of heavy-handed, largely ineffective rule.

In May 1984, Buhari ordered the brutal expulsion of 700,000 illegal immigrants from neighboring African states, jailed hundreds of political opponents and muzzled a once aggressive press. His loyalty to the military also came into question as he dismissed 30,000 soldiers as a cost-cutting measure. Buhari also soured Nigeria’s relations with Britain, when he was accused of masterminding a clumsy and unsuccessful attempt in July 1984 to kidnap President Shagari’s brother-in-law, former Transport Minister Umaru Dikko. Moreover, Buhari undermined traditional rulers throughout Nigeria, slashing their benefits and questioning their authority.

“Buhari: Candidate or Northern Presidential Spoiler? Wikileaks US Diplomatic Cable http:///yYDU6uFXau” hehehe… pic.twitter.com/RN0VCnPpkQ
— Reuben Abati (@abati1990) December 17, 2014

WikiLeaks is an international, online, non-profit, journalistic organisation which publishes secret information, news leaks and classified media from anonymous sources. Its website, initiated in 2006 in Iceland by the organization Sunshine Press, claimed a database of more than 1.2 million documents within a year of its launch.

Source: www.diamondreport.com.ng

Politics / Re: If Elected, Buhari Will Witch-hunt 'enemies' And Jail Them For 200 Years – Mu'az by pinkyberry(f): 12:20pm On Dec 21, 2014
Good post. This is the kind of post that should be making Frontpage not useless posts...Oseun pls do something!!
Religion / Re: Some Wrong Prayers Often Prayed In Church. by pinkyberry(f): 12:19pm On Dec 21, 2014
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Family / Re: Couple Killed By Robbers Shortly After Landing Nigeria For Holiday by pinkyberry(f): 12:19pm On Dec 21, 2014
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