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5) you come up with one of the lamest lines ever giveth

"babe you look familiar"
and she is like "yea I was there when the creator was absent in your sense giving day"

4) you scoping her feeling like mr world mr macho even feeling like lalasticlala and seun only if they were cute

3) you trynna draw her attention like
"girl how many times I gotta tell ya Asss to come over?

2) you secretly admiring her packaging like "hmmm mama"

modfied

you people have no chill ooh..lol

Ahn ahn.. these pics were taken randomly, the same day,,with little or no intention










1) when you and your goons site a very attractive "banny"
and your friends be like "oh boy ye this chick go well"

and you in the middle trynna assest the babe like

"she get nyash"?
"she get milk shake"?
"she fine"?[color=#000099][/color]

annnikky:

Oya come and win ya

annnikky:

Oya come and win

annnikky:
Where's piperson sef? Come n close this thread cos d winner has emerge n thats me

Swtie dnt worry
u'll win ya

jiinxed:
is it your money? ozuo

"ozuo"

lol
u must be a bini boi

they be repping

rexhafiz:
Don't post anything else here again. I have won. Thank you. Gimmie ma medal.

how u take win nau

nnachukz:
I once asked for a simple favour from Buhari. Sir bring back our to where it was before you came to power. This is not supposed to be a difficult thing if not that the old man is deaf.

considering the fall in oil price

it's almost impossible

this is alarming

we need restoration

queenfav:
lwkmd...i had my first laugh today when i saw this..Thanks..

you are welcome Barr.

*hands in the air*

annnikky:
Urs or maurice

haba

who's ur husband na

It's piperson nau

annnikky:
N wats d@ link na

Haba honey

it's ur husband profile nau

annnikky:
N wats d@ link na

Haba honey

it's ur husband profile nau

vaseline Boyz gang

annnikky:
Hmmmm buh u dnt nid to shed blood na beside he's ur frnd na

see y I need to do what I need to do

https://mobile.facebook.com/Atorio900?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9073223301

annnikky:
Chai.... I dey beg na e neva reach d@ side ooo biko cos i no wan cry

it doesn't matter dear

u won't cry coz u won't miss him coz u don't love him


so it won't matter


if he wishes to back off

then he must apologise to u and i

annnikky:
guyz e neva reach like that na haaaa una wan kill me @piperson n epicmaurice

lor lor
Che re

relax
don't worry

I'm so going to teach this wife snatcher a lesson he'll live to regret.

he wants to test me

hahahaha

okotoriwa

he'll no that some ppl don't call me chiwetala AGU 1 for nothing

hope
d fone can wash plate and do house chores

EpicMaurice:
oya nah.
We shall see.


Just come to sambisa by 11.59pm
make sure you come alone.


May the best man win

no problem


I visit my friend at okija

then ill head to sambisa with my very go friend shehu umar... a graduate of atomic engineering

we shall seee

EpicMaurice:
Bia piperson!!

Enough is enough!!!



I challenge you to an agni-kai/ duel for annnikky's heart.

Winner takes all of her heart.

hmmm

odiegwu

nothing deh happen

I beat u to her heart and ill still beat u to d ground

EpicMaurice:
its you that should get your own bae cos God told me in a vision last night that annnikky is for me.

some ghost must be playing pranks on uu

no be God show u anything

EpicMaurice:
you dont need to trust me yet. After we do the coded tinz in the backyard, we can then talk about trust when we are ready to date

come epicmaurice


stay away from annniky oohhh

Her parents don't know u

they only know one fair boi that's going to pay her bride price

meet him www.nairaland.com/piperson

travis Scott my G doesn't have time for love jaare

he a gangster

u don't play ur sef

lol

demuren

Wetin toolz presently jobless husband name deh do dia

Seun:
Nigeria's Mark is also called Mark. Hotels.ng

c'mon

man like seun?? zukerberg came and he didn't stop by seun's place

or why seun no go welcome am na

one of the biggest forums in nigeria and even in africa!!!

mark for find seun the least $1b

I am not understanding