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if u try do CIA for my matter, u go carry headache.. i dont deal with d past., am obliged to dealing with the present.. if u stay sane, we live "happily ever after", if u transform bad, we path ways. shikenan.. but your O n G history must be safe atleast..

even if i get the money, i wont send my children there.. they is no room for them to prove the gene i passed on to them.. #Stubborness

for the humour.. enjoy



Day Trading Terms

Advisor – the one who charges money for a piece of stock advice to cover his/her losses on the market.

Advisory Service - an advisor who lost a considerable amount of money and started new business.

Afternoon - a daily chance to give back the money you made that morning (see Friday).

Apprentice - anyone who peers at your screen shortly after you closed a profitable deal.

Average Down - what you have to do if you opened a long position and had to go to the bathroom.

Average Up - what you have to do if you opened a short position and had to go to the bathroom.

Bad Trade/Stupid Trade – an unprofitable deal that someone else carries out which does not fit your trading strategy.

Bottom - (when you have an open long position) the spot where you give up averaging down and sell; (when you have an open short position) the spot where the book recommends you to open a short position.

Break – a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row.

Broker - someone who studied hard and has a license to legally lose your money for a minute additional fee.

Canadian – the one who is short any stock you have.

Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.

Cheap Stock - a stock the price of which will decline as soon as you decide not to open a short position on it.

Confusion - 6 open positions.

Coyote Syndrome - when you feel an irresistible impulse to bite your own arm off so as not to click the mouse again.

Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early.

Double Up – a phrase you employ to explain your open position after you accidentally bought more instead of selling what you had.

Down On The Day - a temporary situation until right after the next deal.

Excellent Company - any stock you know nothing about on which you carry out a profitable deal.

Excellent Long Term Investment - Position Trading that went the wrong way right after you opened a position.

Expensive Stock - a stock the price of which will rise as soon as you decide not to open a long position.

Expert – a newbie who has not begun to trade yet (see Licensed Expert).

Fossil - a rather aged dude, making less than 90 deals per day.

Freak – the one who can carry out three profitable deals in a row.

Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week (see Afternoon).

Fundamental Analysis - the process of checking if you can open a short position on a stock.

Gap Up - a stock that has a higher opening price than a closing one was the day before, and will go down if you buy it, but will continue to go up if you sell it.

Genius - what you are in the eyes of an Apprentice if Lady Luck favours you 3 times in a row.

Halt (stock) – (an open position) impending really good news or really bad news, but anyway, the scariest thing possible to happen.

Highlight - selling into the rally while a dude on TV provides the complex reasons why the stock is special.

Home Run - every single deal you thoroughly consider, tell other traders about and then do not make yourself.

Huge Player - 1. A guy with over 15 thousand dollars left. 2. Any trader that has been in such a situation for more than three months.

Idiot - a fool that gives you his stock to cover your profitable short position.

INCA - (if a long position is open) some creep that puts up a 50,000 share offer right when you open a long positon; (if a short position is open) the same guy, opening a long position.

IPO - expensive cyanide.

IPO (Internet) - expensive cyanide flambé with sugar.

Joker - a professional who takes a break to laugh to himself (see Professional, Break).

Level 2 - the circle in Hell where Satan explains an extremely complicated way how to lose a great amount of money for a very short period of time.

Licensed Expert - a dude with a Series 7 license who has not started trading yet.

Loudmouth - 1. Anyone that says anything near you, while you are losing a deal. 2. A newbie who cannot pull the trigger at first, but finally does it, screaming: "Yahoo! It's running!"

Lucky Deal - a profitable deal someone else made that does not fit your strategy much.

Lunch Money - what you waste away between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. (ET).

Manager - a day trader who found out a Never Lose Trading System.

Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have.

Margin Call - what happens when your clearing firm makes an accounting mistake.

Market Maker - the one who set up a secret video camera behind you and who takes the other side of each of your unprofitable trades.

slowpoke - a blockhead, buying your profitable long position.



Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position.

Pain - exiting at loss, reversing your position on a stock and then watching it go the way you knew it would in the first place.

Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.

Pro - a guy at trading centre who says nothing and keeps smiling all the time (see Joker).

Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go.

Secret Deal – a deal that you do not tell about to the Apprentice when he asks you how you are doing.

Short List – a daily list of stocks that will rise and never pull back.



Short List Request – a request submitted to the clearing firm which contains a list of all stocks that you could open short positions on yesterday and tomorrow, but not today.

Short Squeeze - (when you have an open short position) when a person that you have never met before and that should not have anything against you attempts to hurt you and your family on purpose; (when you have an open long position) a proof that you are a true genius.

Special Situation - when you watch your losing stop limit go by and open a position of larger volume instead of exiting trading (see Long Term Investment).

Spread – (if a deal is profitable) sharing your wealth; (if a deal is unprofitable) a malicious market maker who rips you off.

System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant.

Technical Analysis - (traditional) a voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded; (Point and Figure) a really weird voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded.

Top - (when you have an open long position) the point on the chart where the stock price backs off fast before you get out; (when you have an open short position) the exact spot where you cover.

Trainer - the only man in the room who has never tried intraday trading in his life.

Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.

Up On The Day - what you are when the market closes, not taking into account ticket charges.

Uptick - (when you have an open long position) added hope; (when you have an open short position) a market maker, letting everyone else in; (if no positions are open) a good chance to lose some money through opening a short position.

Volume Spike - (an open position) confirmation that you are either the smartest person or the biggest idiot on Earth; (no positions are open) confirmation that you are the smartest person on the planet, but you were not paying attention.

jorel1:
When a trader gets frustrated of the market , he either writes a book (funny a enough they write very good books) to sell or open a school of trade or or create a trading you-tube channel or create webpage for signals subscription.

the bolded concept is called Expert Advisery. says my Boss. Aka Bigboyz
reminds me of coyote syndrome amongst others..

PipSurgeon:
am selling GU.. at 1.5706.. stop at 1.5732 if am out, then am done for the day.. the market head no good today.. and i aint playing with any Euro pair today,.
will add if 1.5670 breaks. according to my 4hr chart..

stopped prematurely.. tight sl.. rentered again wit bigger stop. market is becoming calm..

ziqqz:
Dang! See as my guy dey joggle numbers lyk a baddiguy. If only you were the Super Eagles Technical Adviser, we'd have won the World Cup since -10,000 BC.

lol..
its nice meeting you..

am selling GU.. at 1.5706.. stop at 1.5732 if am out, then am done for the day.. the market head no good today.. and i aint playing with any Euro pair today,.
will add if 1.5670 breaks. according to my 4hr chart..

terminator's judgement day comes to my mind.

nlaija:
the question is, who are the people that will replace this old ones
will they be eliquent?
how will there performance be?
what is their state of mind?

i once heard someone said, "in choosing between two evils, i will like to try the one i havent tried before". in this light, its an action in the right direction.. hoping it goes out well, atleast, transparency is setting in again?

yeye dey smell;
states are in a way supposed to be independent on generating revenues, maybe not completely but sustainably. in my view, i will honestly suggest each state be charged to come up with ways to generate revenues, and the FG help fund such project and say in 10 years time, gradually withdraw more and more funds channeled to each state, accountability of governors also should be on the frontline.

Swagk101:
Done!!!It's me bro

na Arif be this.. Mazi course mate.. how e dey go?

Swagk101:
iRep ABU Zaria

i know someone called swagK in ABU with brother SwagT and frnd Mazi.. are u the one? if yes, send me a pm.

ziqqz:
Lol Haba no naa
1. Put in at least 5yrs of your life into forex. Dump your certificate and do not apply for any

Cheers!

hmmmm, everyone must be humbled at first.. theWayOfTheMarket

naijababe:
my +98 pips became -30. I didn't realise it as FOMC, was cooking for my kids

kpele.. had to set alarm to remind me. closed out my postions manually..

naijababe:
Fomc

the market is currently high... just looking

natruetalk:
Good day house

passing......

good to have u back boss..

fomc don do im own, trying to sight a remnant pip to catch.. i've been on a low key trynna fix things, its always refreshing checking here.. Hailing everyone on board, its been a while... happy piping..

they shud have them taste their poisons.. ewus

nice move. if he could survive the seemingly harsh ambient socio-economics enviroment in the US, Nigeria will be a safe haven

time to stop encouraging radicals..

the should take their time to reflect and amend broken bonds.. no one should take politics and politician dat serious... as its said. about perspective "no one is against you, everyone is for themselves"...

hmmmm

nice sight

PipSurgeon:
selling gu.. now at be.. ej sell too

BEs hit.. standing aside waiting for next $hr close

selling gu.. now at be.. ej sell too

if aspergillus is a fungi from God, why no take it n die miserably.. yeye dey smell

selling gold.. target. break even and leave..

its been a yl guys.. happy pipping

jamace:
GBP/AUD
SELL @ 1.98000
TP @ 1.95000
SL @ 1.99000

Trade may take 2 days or more to reach TP. So, be patient.

wy play counter when there is no secondary PA and the resistance hasnt been touched at 1.9910/20? bon voyage though..

intresting stories... am still in my own shell.. will come out soon..

the human brain, sometime i av developed fear for after watching lucy and running the analogues for feasibility. most of the concept there are possible..

7lives:
I've been down with aches and pains in the right side of my neck, shoulder and arm.
I have pains turning my neck to the right side, more pains at the back of my neck, I'm currently on clophenac and calcium tabs but the pains persist especially at night and early in the morning. please help me.
Thanks Doc.

when did it start?? was it sudden or gradual??... any history of trauma?? any other symptoms i guess dats diclofenac, and pls who prescribed d calcium drugs, n what was his/her reasons?? awaiting ur answer.. thanks

she is just seeking pity..hypertension ke, na Angel of Death them dey drag the matter with.. Arrant nonsense.. no time to read rubbish this night..