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The first police cell i entered in my life was caused by a woman: they are 2 Much.

Even the last bomb blast at Yobe, a woman executed it.
Shout out to the women in the house.
Happy Week to everyone

WHY ALWAYS WOMEN?
-Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
-Female chickens chase people when they hatch.
-Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions tear people apart.
-Female humans spend average of 28yrs of their lives asking for recharge cards from males.
-The most annoying one is it is even female mosquitoes that transmit malaria.
-It was the female being who led man to fall to sin in the garden of Eden.
-I also heard that its the female bats that carry Ebola

coded01:
I can understand though but your babe can't understand...

i wish she could understand dat she is ma 2nd choice

i luv barca pass my babe i swear.

Mamaflex:
Lol @no1 position. If u sleep with that kind position, when something pursue you for dream you go run so fast that you go see yourself dey jump well/wide pit. You fit even jump sea sef


My sleeping position is not there

your own bad b dat o,bt i hope u dont sleep with ur head

agohmamuda:
Same here; and if I marry u problem no go dey because some babes like to sleep on their guys chest. And I don't face up.
So, would you marry me?

Husband and wife go sleep face bed.....Man e b lyk say u are nt romantic

when am abt to sleep my position is no.3 bt i always end up on no.1

How do you sleep? choose your number here
Be sincere

Neymar bows to dinho and baba

Another More.....

You buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add squaddy, all ną red wine…
#MoneyCannotWaste

Abi no be true? Add yours!(copied)

MORE....
You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all d sugar.
#MoneyCannotWaste

You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along. #MoneyCannotWaste

U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema and I dey chop ground nut of N20 cinema..shey our mouth dey move, movie dey show go! #MoneyCannotWaste

You buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active…mtcheww
#MoneyCannotWaste

》You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45… #MoneyCannotWaste.

You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange + mango + pineapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient.
#MoneyCannotWaste.

Nepa cut ur light, U pay sharp sharp, I wait, climb d pole for night fix my wire back.
#MoneyCannotWaste.
Pixtuk

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My mum gave birth to me in Sudan, <
I did my primary
school in Iran, <
later I was transferred to the primary
school in Iraq.
Did my secondary school in Libya,
got
admission into a university in Afghanistan. <
After five
years I went for my IT in Egypt. Presently am in Nigeria to exhibit my skills and talent..
who am I ?

Na football we dey discuss here abi na mr nairaland?

Neymar has scored against 23 different national team before his 23rd birthday

just incase u didnt see wat d op posted

The top 10 clubs with the most official trophies won in history. Since football was officialy known.
Bercelona=83.
Real Madrid=78.
Man United=61.
Liverpool=60.
Bayern=57.
Juventus=53.
A.c milan=49.
Inter milan=39.
Arsenal=39.
Atiletic bilbao=33.

mes que un club

iamodenigbo1:
Hahahaha nope,I never lack things like that,just don't like it,stopped carrying bag in ss1.

but b4 ss1 u where carrying it abi? So hw do u carry it b4 ss1

oyomii:
A,B nd D. I think I tried F tho.

i think C would have fitted u better

iamodenigbo1:
don't like carrying bag to school.just hate it

just say u didnt hav money to buy a school bag

Favourite bag position while in secondary school
https://www.nairaland.com/1984439/favourite-bag-position

Mine was A but when i became a senior student i changed to D

Back then in your early school days,what was your favourite bag position................!!!

as i see dis ark may God do it for me lyk he did it for d isrealite

Biblical Ark of the Covenant returned to a church in the Old City of Jerusalem -
See more at: http:///sFh9zu http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/5726-biblical-ark-of-the-covenant-returned-to-a-church-in-the-old-city-of-jerusalem

Devils blessing is confusing to d eyes!
but i think he is weightless and flexiable

sexyseun:
is the school Olabisi Onabanjo University( OSU) if yes, tell the girl to sleep with the lecturer if not she wont graduate o!!

how many lecturers did u sleep with during ur tym in oou

where is pelnado

is dat all d money he has? (dude seeking attention)
and how sure are we dat those cash are nt fake or they are his

Good for him....but where did he got d money from? cus i dnt tink its from his musis stuff