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pls where did u buy dis weed?
i think dey missed it with dog sh.it.

i seriously think u should hav compared onazi to pelnado

hw can two women overpower a man?


men actually enjoy it when molested

I want to be molested by my crush

These people can really be annoying o.....next will be at jonathan home town.

hw fa with pinto? which club is he currently playing

U say tweive and i see six? but i have never witnessed any of dis in Nigeria since i came back frm Catalonia in spain

nigeria government is just punishing south africa for seizing our money....but come to think of it ,op why are u insulting Nigeria indirectly?

bakandow11:
till after match...

match don finish o

Please my fellow nairalanders,lets say something about our Wonderful super eagles team and their great Manager stephen keshi

He defraud u?

Shawn Micheal is da best,followed closely by d Undertaker and nt forgeting Cm Punk d legend

wetin dem want make we do then?
i even thought it was going to be played in Abuja

gloryaaa:
U don grow o nd m like b4 nkan

may be dem want make u small forever

catalunya football team will then be unstopable like messi

4)Give me your phone number -
081878.....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE ETISALAT?
Answer: NO!! NA NEPA I DEY USE
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced dat the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Ans: No! Na CHURCH....
ADD UR OWN JOIN!!!

FUN TIME!!!
STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
ADD YOURS.....

your post is long....and i dnt even need anybody to lecture me abt mohamed and osama bin laden cus dey both practised d same tin while alive

europe in wahala! May God protect all those in camp nou

where has his 11 goals placed madrid?
wat comes to ur mind wen u hear dis “jack of all trade,master of all”
Pls who is marcelino?

Keshi abi na kashi should just leave our eagles or amaju pinnick will sack him for sure....
Keshi is stranded nd confused at d same tym

i think its micro-biology,70% of my classmate back then all wanted to study micro-biology and not forgeting mass communication(dis department dey always overfull)

all dis terrorist sef,they are so heartless....i weep for d family of dis man

Leo Messiscores the 400th goal of his career. The FC Barcelonastar is still just 27. (Edit: And yes—he's already up to 401)
Watch the goal (with brilliant assist from Dani Alves): ble.ac/Messi400

Emmysteve: who even give adamn about you watching our matches?

We are nt fighting man.

Ajibel: Plays in china

Shit! is dat d best Keshi can do? Nigerian league is even beta than d chinese league

Who b Aaron?
i weep for super eagles although i dnt watch their matches

children of dis days can talk trash o.....just carry dem cum stage make dem fight to their satisfaction nd i promise u dat after d fight dem go stop talking trash!

ADULT BABIES

it looks good on him,nd it makes him look lyk yellow Taribo west

But who be skuki?

Ladies, what would you do if your husband to be arrived for your wedding in a football jersey? – See more at: http://www.nigerianwatch.com/amebo/5248-bride-looks livid-withmanunitedthemed-wedding

its already written dat nigeria will beat congo d way mk dons. beat man united