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Neymar1095:
Says a Chelsea fan that have been a relegation team until Abrahimovic took
over around 2003 and pumped the club with Russian money.. Chelsea before Abrahimovic.

Chelsea relegation team

Can you tell us Chelsea's league position in the 5 seasons before Roman took over ?

Kimbeast:
Surpass 40goals/assist. Meaning contribute to more than 40goals either scoring or assisting . 30goals and 15 assist this season should do it.

Hazard 30 goals..lol.....even Morata (a striker) will not score up to 20 goals this season.

So Kepa has a 70% save percentage to De gea's 50% this season.


Wow.

Victornezzar:
Thanks for all the wishes guys....May God continue to preserve each and everyone of us ijn

Happy Birthday Bro.

afrodoc:
That money at that time could have bought us 2 stable, solid and consistent central midfielders and our midfield problems would have been possibly solved.
But instead we bought him and realized he wasn't free, then bought someone else to free him, and then bought another person to free the person that was bought to free him.

Haba! When it is not Prison Break or 24.

Central midfield is not by assists or goals

It's not too late.

We can give you bakayoko (starboy) and drinkwater for him.....You don't need to add any cash

eph12:
You can see how your brother is losing it?

He's spot on.

Scummy banana hehehe

NOBODYY:
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You get time o.

Neymar419 is pained that jorginho didn't sign for man city, so he will say anything to degrade him.

I'm sure the other guy is a fan of Nigerian players.

I won't be surprised when I start seeing-

Moses > hazard
Ndidi > kante

Ibime:
Alhamdulillah, a son is born onto me. Please join me in celebration.

congratulations sir

Victornezzar:
Mourinho dey chill with Tuchel and Allegri for Elite Club Coaches Forum yesterday.

"Lord Mourinho" has won more champions league titles than allegri and tuchel combined


Respect! Respect!! Respect Man!!!

Topic on front-page -
Hairdresser Stabs Neighbour To Death For Calling Her Shaku-shaku

-The day Hazard and raumdeuter meet

Moses back to his primary role

Pedro is sarri's man

Goal ooooo

Jorginho?

Penalty jo

Kante

Goal ball

Bville02:
Abeg is Kennedy on loan or we don sell am?

He's on loan at Newcastle

Lana1:
Which home & away?
Nobody did the double over United last season.

But you won't give mourinho credit

Mourinho picking Sanchez(rubbish) over Martial(manageable) reminds me of Conte picking bakayoko(rubbish) over drinkwater (manageable)

JayKayMaybachz:
27 goals Romelu Lukaku scored last season in all competition has been the highest he's done in his career

Another player Jose mourinho has improved

Leyqute:
Raum.deuter what do you have to say about your golden boy?

Leave omo ologo out of this

Lana1:
We need to start buying players that are interested in playing football for us. Not those looking for a fat paycheck.

Can't believe Martial keeps getting benched for that Chilean Aaron Lennon.

.... Our piano man?

Adonbilivit !

nihilistjnr:
Mourinho: “It’s important to win, and it’s important to start well and we did. They are a very good team and let’s not forget they spent more than us”





I no fit laugh

Sometimes this man no de think before him talk

dopeJemi:
The way I hate Rashford ehn, Na only God fit describe am

dopeJemi:
Yes, he's awful, terrible and disgusting to watch

Cc- nihilstjnr

iamharkinwaley:
This one dey form say he know me sha , you don't know sh*t abt me.........

neither do you know sh*t about me

iamharkinwaley:
Didirin your brain is really Plain

Just like you and kehinde's brain

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dopeJemi:
Whether na defenders wan dey help us create chances and score goals, una go tell me

If this isn't madness, I don't know what is

That's how raumdeuter was expecting hummels to score goals and create chances for Germany too

If raumdeuter was a coach...he will be JOSE MOURINHO

eph12:
I wouldn't place a dollar on Chelsea doing better than they did last season.

Would you place a dollar on Man Utd doing better than they did last season?

sinizia:
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