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iamharkinwaley:
This one dey form say he know me sha , you don't know sh*t abt me.........

neither do you know sh*t about me

iamharkinwaley:
Didirin your brain is really Plain

Just like you and kehinde's brain

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dopeJemi:
Whether na defenders wan dey help us create chances and score goals, una go tell me

If this isn't madness, I don't know what is

That's how raumdeuter was expecting hummels to score goals and create chances for Germany too

If raumdeuter was a coach...he will be JOSE MOURINHO

eph12:
I wouldn't place a dollar on Chelsea doing better than they did last season.

Would you place a dollar on Man Utd doing better than they did last season?

sinizia:
Thanda fire you, Elewon Yorukpa Shekpeteri Diggz!! Ekpa Shekpetewon Digz, dem don release you from prison? Wellicum. How devastating did the news about spending the cold Thursday nights slugging it out with the likes of: Krasnodar, Aves (Portugal), Vorskla(Ukraine), Akhisarspor (Turkey), Jablonec (Czech Republic), Zürich (Sui), feel? I'm sure you had seizures alongside the hordes of other Shekpe-gaggling touts all over the world thinking about it. Pele. It's well. I bring you succour with this new information.

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Hurry up now!!

Get the fvck outta here

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Kovacic rejects man utd

Boateng rejects man utd

Godin rejects man utd


At this rate even bakayoko will reject man utd

Diego Godin has turned down the chance to join Manchester United despite the club offering a lucrative two year contract for the 32-year-old #DeadlineDay #SSFootball #DStvFootball #TransferNews


"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" FC

KEPA must not concede more than 20 goals this season o

Breaking news

Athletic Bilbao goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga has paid his release clause of £71m to La Liga, which allows him to leave the club ahead of a proposed transfer to Chelsea.

Source :- BBC

AmoryBlacq:
This our goal drought is upsetting me!

They won't see that one...it's a 71m pounds keeper kepa their looking for.

First Allison for 66.8m...now Kepa for 71m......

Repent everyone....end time is nigh

Nihilstjnr:
Kepa Arrizabalaga

is obviously better than De Gea

...as usual

Unlimited22:
There's no way Atletico are selling Oblak to us.

Butland or Pickford will do...butland is a cheaper option

Ibime:
I don tell una. Petr Cech will do the job. We don't want short man Navas.

Remind me how many errors leading to goals did cech make last season?

Baba is passed it.....let's just get a keeper that is not only good presently but one for the future as well..

I nominate Oblak but I doubt Chelsea will go to that side...so butland or Pickford are still good

Unlimited22:
Them suppose don sign Jack Butland since. The best we can hope for now is Navas coming the other way.

I think there's a better chance of butland joining than navas

popizaino:
Vardy


Morata

Hazard willian



Kante Jorginho



Emerson cahill Rudiger azplicuelta



Courtois



442 formation



Pls if you have never coached even your departmental team before don't come and self-service on my mention.

Courtois' body and soul is in Madrid right now

See these scummies bothering about Chelsea.....Maybe it's because Jose has told them to not pay to watch their own team play

PlainJAY:
Chelsea close to signing vecino from inter, don't know much about him.....heard he's a passer too.

Hmm... All these passers with no good finisher

PlainJAY:
As for me...i don't think Chelsea needs another midfielder...leave all this midfield talk....we need a striker.

Chelsea scored lesser goals last season compared to 16-17 (23 goals difference)...buy a striker already...i don't care if the striker benches or replaces "FALL-BOY"

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https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.football.london/chelsea-fc/barkley-sarri-latest-chelsea-news-13345921.amp

Cc: hensben

Nihilstjnr:
Sarriball in action

If this man can give us this type of ball, omo na to upgrade from white london to benson o...

Imagine Yoko in this kind of setup

hensben:
Not ok, Ramsey is needed. Barkley is average.

I'm okay with Barkley.....we don't need Ramsey

Barkley kante


Jorginho


With DDW,FAB, RLC on the bench..

Seems okay to me..

BlueAngel444:
Nope, Sarri said midfield and if we sign Vecino Drinkwater or Bakayoko will leave

Matias Vecino broke out with Maurizio Sarri when he was at Empoli. Box to box midfielder who can play as one of the three or holding mid like he did last season at Inter. Powerful shot from distance, decent passer, energetic and aggressive.

He will be Kante's back up at RCM, He is just slightly better than Bakayoko and Drinkwater combined. Probably why he is going for just £30m but I believe the main factor is the coach is familiar with his style of play and hopefully Vecino will be a better fit to the new team than DW or Yoko. As a Defensive midfielder he has non of weaknesses matic had but he doesn't bang in goals.

As for me...i don't think Chelsea needs another midfielder...leave all this midfield talk....we need a striker.

Chelsea scored lesser goals last season compared to 16-17 (23 goals difference)...buy a striker already...i don't care if the striker benches or replaces "FALL-BOY"

BlueAngel444:
also good defensively

Do you really think Chelsea's primary problem is defence?

monerozi5590:
Na d kind player wei Blue.Angel444 like be that oh. To fit in to Sarri -Ball.Lol
All beautiful but no results.

"we played attractive football,but we lost"....when we are not gayners FC......winning is all that matters...i just hope we don't suffer when it comes to goalscoring

Chelsea close to signing vecino from inter, don't know much about him.....heard he's a passer too.

Hmm... All these passers with no good finisher

Sevilla are interested in Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko and could make a move should Nzonzi leave the club. It is not known if they will be able to match his current wages, and Bakayoko has recently turned down offers from both Milan clubs. (RMC Sport)


Bakayoko doing agidi

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5978109/New-boss-makes-mark-Chelsea-Sarri-ball-showing-fun-come.html?app=browser_card&uc_param_str=dnfrpfbivesvmtsscpgimibtbmntniladsnwktch&opt=list_auto&uc_biz_str=action%3Abase.openwindow%7Cparam%3AS.object%3Dinfoflow%3BS.token%3D1002%3BS.scene%3D1002%3Bl.channel%3D10069901%3Bend&entry=browser&entry1=card&entry2=list&reco_id=22905a48-d3e3-4b69-8ac4-712afb928746

France won the World Cup and their fans in Paris are misbehaving......what if they didn't win the wc

Stupid English team....overhyped motherfvckers

raumdeuter:
Hidden Hazard scored a goal in the game to determine the best Loser

There's no way hazardous thunder won't fire you