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The president and firstlady could not get accredited because there pvc wasnt accepted by the card reader.so inec chairman was called and he said the president and the firstlady should use the register. What of all nigerians whose pvc might not work aint they entittled to the same provision since we all nigerians and have the same right in the election. Live on channels t.v. #ACE

ekemini84:
Why isn't buhari dead yet despite reports on his depreciating health?

Because tinubu hasn't told him
yet.

Why did INEC stop underage voting altogether?
Cus they don't trust little girls around buhari

Why cnt buhari remember the name of his running mate?

Who cares?

Why did buhari chose osibanjo as his running mate and not ameachi

Who cares?

Why is there a little white hair on buhari and tinibu's head?

A sign that there is a little bit of good in us all.

What is the difference between APC arguments and a knife

At list a knife has a point.

What is "buhari" spelt backwards?

A looser.

What is faster than an APC thug running away with a card reader?

Another APC thug running away with our ballot box.


Why did the APC thug got shot by the police

Who cares.


Did you hear about the guy who finally figured why why APC is such a crazy party?

He died of laughter before he could tell anyone.


Why do APC always come up with so much propaganda?

Because they think we care.


How do you know buhari is finally about to say something intelligent?

It begins with "Jonathan's administration
"...


Why hasn't APC been to aso rock?

There are no vacancy for cleaners yet.


What's the difference between APC members and thieves?

You tell me.

What's the difference between APC and shit?

APC ain't shit.


There is only two thing wrong with APC.

Everything they say and everything they do.

it so funny to the extent mama peace had to taste wike to knw if he was sweeter than ur joke. I wuld hav guessed sum1 put a gun on ur head 4 u to compose this dry joke #ACE

then i guess the first lady is a big follower of buhari coz she tested wike and he waz swt. And i can still remember ojukwu is dead but is manhood live on. And on behalf of 2million she donated her family #ACE

Our polythecnic and univesities where on lock down for a year and six month respectively then some would tell me that the president loves the youth and our education who is decieving who pls.vote wisely #ACE

Lol waiting for funds to be released by the governor is he a learner #ACE

if u watched the debate pls give your own take on it

SeverusSnape:
Where is that illiterate Buhari??

if it by debate jonathan have failed coz everyone wuld vote for ncp or kowa #ACE

SeverusSnape:
Jonathan is a handsome man I must say, I'm presently listening to the various candidates, very impressive, especially the PDP and Kowa party candidates.

aint sure u ar watching it koz ncp upp and kowa are better than pdp by far #ACE

that woman is good only her party is not formidable #ACE

Is apc among for 12-2 #ACE

Una no dey tire ni #ACE

honeyseller291:
All we need is GEJ till 2019,,,
DR KATCH ONONUJU A LEGAL PRACTITIONER AND HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON CHIEF OF STAFF TO EDO STATE GOVT,..
ALL WE NEED IS CREDIBLE,FAIR CLEAR,TRANSPARENT ELECTION.

did u watch d program and where in d constitution can the military be deployed for election there is noting free and fair about pdp #ACE

There asking my guy why military are been deployed for election when it not in the constitution he is talking about military in keffi and abuja #ACE

Is grammar na die o #ACE

T2Justman:
Amaechi is plaiting hair
Amobode is roating bole
Rochas is roasting corn
Mrs. Buhari is frying akara

What has these politicians not done to get our vote?
My dear people, it's just few days to election; don't throw away your vote.
Do not be swayed by propaganda or political gimmicks.
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GEJ is sharing dollars hope u hav collected urs #ACE

NgeneUkwenu:
http://www.punchng.com/politics/agbajell-bring-jonathans-transformation-to-lagos-patience/

Even a blind man knws lagos is a no go area 4 pdp #ACE

richol:
BUT STILL,GEJ TILL 2019

OYO IS UR CASE #ACE

kestolove95:
D dollars knw reach una ne?..why una dey vex

dollars now 220 naa so GEJ dnt want to waste more #ACE

richol:
GEJ TILL 2019

y dint GEJ reduce 2months ago y now. Did we look like mr bean or mr ibu #ACE

kestolove95:
Pls wats name. Of dix movie I go like to watch am

the prostite and the flesh eater final saga #ACE

Without the opposition our lovely president would still be sleeping while boko haram takes over the northern states. Pdp thought the opposition wuld never make it to the polls waiting for them to disagree n hav different factions so it wuld be a landslide victory for the which turnout to be the mistake. Nigerians should look back when the chibok girls where kidnapped the president and is people thought it waz a lie. Now in six week we are seeing miracles everywhere.the military now working saying it koz they got new arms which they culdnt get in four years oh sorry nigeria is so poor we just got rich in overnight. Reduction in nepa bills after 4 years they just woke up to realize the amount consumers pay is much.i just have a question if u where the president that have done something good in ur first tenure y u jumping up and down canvasing 4 votes. Your works are supposed to speak 4 u. U didnt come to lagos to see the youths in ur first tenure y now. I guess without the opposition the federal government wuld still be asleep. Thumbs up to APC they are helping the country in a way they dnt knw. #ACE

emmasege:
You obviously suffer from dearth of ideas like your principal. Why not attempt to provide answers to the questions raised? Your name says who you are-play boy.

what a pity #ACE

If only ur vote can make up 85million pvc i wuld give u ans to all d question. Ur vote doesnt count bro #ACE

N u have dad n mum at home who were alive wen buhari ruled, or u wuld tell me d mb u used to enter nairaland is not enough 4 you to check google. N wen they were luking 4 recruit soldiers to fight bokoharam u n ur brothers didnt apply y pls tell me. Think b4 u put up a topic. #ACE

evidence pls n since u knw he is corrupt u dnt knw efcc of icpc sorry i forgot stealing is not corruption #ACE

pls i want to do ican how wuld i go about it pls #ACE

Pls where wuld some go to and need to do ican pls it urgent #ACE

[quote author=abokikhalifa post=31439033][/quote]sowi shuld i share u data so u can watch it via youtube or i guess your last name must b thomas #ACE

i tort buhari had f9 in maths which certificate do u want again.even a mad man wuld knw the ethnicity of is husband child so go get ur fact rite.wen u contesting for an election u go round d country to campaign for votes even GEJ sat among d gentiles and they pointed there staffs at him.if u dnt have facts that ar reasonable dnt start acting like d so called politicians or do u look like NTA OR AIT #ACE

i gwanted to knw since a man winning d wife becomes a first lady then a man wuld b called first gentleman i guess #ACE

wow thumbs up on this article let all party cumout n wash dere linen outside n u wuld b suprised dat lagos is still small to people who have eaten nigeria dry #ACE