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@ auctioneer Can i secure a secret deal to get SAGAMITE before he hits the auction floor?

tkb417:
LOLOLOLOL

ure not serious oh. Odunnu and yme away on official assignments

can u quickly make your bid so i can 'elope' with ya

I thunk (sic) that i had offered the highest bid with my black card! Is it possible to have a tester day before we sign the 'eloping' agreement?My people will get in touch with your people  

Okkkkkkaaay,since my incesant bidding did not yield any results and Odunnu and co are hogging TKB417 , Auctineeer can you bring on the next lot?I await in anticipation, HURRY I HEARD THE CHINESE are mass producing the same product you are auctioning.[quote][/quote]

TKB417 wowee hes well fit!mmm check out that yum yum charm!When i saw the pic i did a double take and i was like wwwwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat!Bring my amex black card NOW before those NL vultures sink their
claws into him.Mr auctioner i bid ten times the amount the highest bidder is willing to pay.

@ poster Are you hearing voices again?Im concerned! Can you post your address so i can send you some beads in the post to prove they are harmless,sexy,fun and seductive!

Can i hook up with the guys for a 'test drive' so i can make up my mind who to bid for? I dont want to pay a fortune only to realise that the dude is damaged goods,if you know what i mean

@ poster Pictures please  preferably wit six pack on show.NB by six pack im not referring to beers! ,i got my banker on speed dial,chop chop  i got to buy me a male slave  

@ poster : Now thats some heavy sh.i.t.Do people really do this type of stuff?

because they are superficial

@ topic       some things need to be left to another realm of imagination

@ post i think the reason for it lies outside conscious control and also the fact that the men's needs are readily gratified as SA women are said to know how to treat their men well.I have also heard that SA women have good taste ,a point they ram home by choosing Nigerian men!It must be something in the Nigerian water that is making the men so yummy!I am coming to lagos,enugu,calabar,Edo state etc to analyse the water and take a bit to my country maybe my fellow country men will benefit from it!

****sees odunnu@ door and rolls eyes,attempts to toss hair but sprains neck due to head being weighed down by massive afro****
Creature what creature! ***supporting head with both hands ,eyes red and bulging out of skull ,saliva oozing from fat african lips***

queeneve:
I am blessed in both areas,

*b.i.t.c.h slap* Now you have made me jealous!I feel so unwomanly! *STOMPS OFF IN A JEALOUS RAGE*

queeneve:
(taking off blouse) Heeey Sagamite!

  i am chest challenged*b cup* do i have to take my top off too?.Im new so im trying to figure out how things work?    or should i just flash booty?

@ post Do you prefer the ladies to give you the money?Im not a nigerian woman but im sure they all cant be that money grabbing?Please correct me if im wrong?

igbo man yummy! zim guys

roymary:
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I dunno what experience you have had in life or where you've been! If you have seen it all to a tangible extent, you will not spend 2 lines defending the Black race like you've done. I am a proud African and i flaunt my ego everywhere i go.

self contradiction at its worst

roymary:
Back to my main point, SA is deemed more successful simply due to better situation- handling, by the white folks. It doesn't feel good to a black man to give credit to the white, but it is just the truth. Black people will get there but not until we stop hating.

Deprived of oxygen during birth

roymary:
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Now to the regular peeps with no Xenophobic traits, A'int she hot!!!

Now thats a subject you seem to be more knowledgeable in,women with big bouncy bums

if i flick a coin,what are my chances of getting head?

Odunnu:
Yea,like seriously? Arent you the same chick who cant get a single guy all to herself but wil steal another sista's

Are we going to get these tears and tantrums each time xhosachoc posts something?Woman up ,its her life ,who cares if she has lecherous blood running through her veins!At least she is honest,something you might laugh at but secretely admire.Variety is the spice of life,we need all sorts of characters to make the forum more interesting.Live and let live.Paedophiles,rapists ,mass murders still roam our streets we could use our energy to bash them not waste it on a random person who is just shagging god knows who,i for one dont give a shit ,i find the whole thing boring *yawn*