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He wrote a very emotional diary every single day he was in deployment ,regardless of how tired he was.Describing his day and how he missed me and also took pictures of the places he had been to because he wanted me to share his experiences with me.Sadly he did not make it back but for me that was the most romantic gift or gesture .

I am shocked to say the least!!

Which self respecting man would record himself in such filthy conditions hitting it, unprotected, with someone who he thinks is cheating on him?

Obviously the guy is very vengeful ,as for that girl,i f i was her i would get myself tested asap ,for all we know she might now be riddled with all sorts of STIs.

I blame my squeamishness and curiosity I cant stop feeling sick when i think of that pot belly ,the horrible wiry hair /pubes ,the dodgy looking male organ and the filthy mc nasty disgusting room , oh gosh that was one brave woman .

yorke:
I run away from shy gals. They pretend alot.

I am shy and often come across as proud and aloof.When i get to know someone i get along with them easily and can be chatty and i am told im a nice person, so i dont think being shy means you are a pretender.When i grew up we were not allowed to look the adults in the eye and not allowed a lot of things due to my culture ,i will not get into specifics and as an adult they have made me a shy woman ,under the anonimity of the internet,i can confess that despite being a shy girl i am very passionate and have a wild side ,so dont always overlook that shy girl,they is more to them than meets the eye

1one:
Them leeeeeeeeegs!.some ladies have those 'bend it like beckam' legs,scoring corner kicks with their eyes closed, *shivers*

They are probably being weighed down by the much loved and need i state the obvious : hips and nyansh !

Why cant i turn a blind eye to the wise guy that started the 'why why' before he or she starts to cry ,i will try and listen to my hi fi whilst im eating my steak and kidney pie,goodbye

Treat others as you would like to be treated.Its not nice to be strung along.What goes around comes around,so think carefully before you act as you are dealing with another human being with feelings.If the relationship is on its last legs ,then just tell the truth and let the poor soul move on in peace.

For a healthier relationship it is better to discuss your fears with your partner because financial issues can breed resentment which can even lead to break up of relationships.People dont like to talk about money but it has to be done to avoid complications later.Good luck!

I turn on the waterworks at every opportunity so if my man does the same i will have to upgrade to a more masculine specie.

Seriously,its good for men to show their emotional and vulnerable side every once in a while but it should not be over the top otherwise its can be off putting and should i daresay,very feminine.

No offence but you sound like you have confidence issues and are a bit superficial.Appearances dont matter but its the content of ones character.You need to man up ,you say if u were a female you wouldnt go out with you?Now that is sick and twisted,if you hate yourself so much how do you expect other people to like you?You have listed a few positive characteristics and you should focus on those and forget the ones that you dont like.You are lucky to be alive ,have internet access,sleep in a warm bed ,you can read and write,have sight and hearing and all you can worry about is 'i am an ugly midget'.N.i.g.g.a please

Hairy armpits and hairy chests,smelly feet ,bulging bellies,male boobs big enough to fit my bra ,dirty nails , scratching private parts in public , Men with big bums ,men who dont shave ,unkempt hair , short fingers or small feet ,the list is endless

@ topic.You are not doing yourself any favours,clearly the other person has moved on . it is up to you to handle the rejection in mature way otherwise its going to affect your confidence ,self esteem and spoil the quality  of your life as you spend time obsessing about another person.Every human animal deals with rejection at some point in their life but you need to take time to reflect and think positively.Pamper yourself,get a new hair cut,vamp your wardrobe,join the gym and hey presto ,your mojo would be back and you will soon be getting lots of attention from ardent males or females depending on your sexuality  

@ topic,maybe she is a bit insecure and also worried that you are putting your best foot forward,so to speak.Tell me more information and i will say what i would do in that scenario.

*How long have you been talking?
*Is she sure what you look like,how tall,handsome,light,fat,slim ,or dark you are?
*Are you sure she really likes you or is being polite and trying to let you down gently?
*You dont have to answer this but ,have you done the deed (CyberLove)

I dont understand why she is nervous but if you answer the questions it might be easier for me to answer your post.

@ poster , what were your intentions when you reciprocated his flirting ?You are encouraging him and it is very unfair for you to mess with his feelings like that.Cut the bull and tell the guy the truth straight up ,im certain you would not like it if the boot was on the other foot

Mr auctioneer,i humbly accept that you have moved on to the next commodity but i believe that there was a discrepancy in the sagamite auction.Can you do a product recall?

I will put an advance of £10 million to cover costs

Phate07:
Whats with all the French and whatnot? We are here to buy and sell.

  here is the reason

french =romantic! I dont even have to use cash or my other 'generous assets' to get the items on auction(sagamite and others).I just open my mouth,speak my pidgin french and oooh la la ,i have won the bid!

Phate07:
Is there a Scam Section?

Mod pls move it to that section.

what if they are swingers or she already knows whats going on?Keep your mouth shut ,these things usually backfire.

  I have got brain damage too ,my bank account is Lloyds Tsb 12345678 and sort code 003456.I have 24 hours to live,   

Creamish:
. . una french fit kill person oo!  . . .  babe . . its either "tu ne parle pas francais . . or vous ne parlez pas francais" . .no mix am!  

  Je suis desole  , i dey speek pijeon freynch my sista oo . Dayum my dyslexia and lack of perception of grammar ,translation ,you mention it,i have got it.I was hoping to buy Sagamite     to be my live in carer maybe he would have helped make things a bit better but i think the auction has gone bankrupt ,      as evidenced by the lack of activity in the past few days!

i wonder how you will react to my nigerian lingo!You are likely to have a cardiac arrest!

abioila:
whats up wit d JE SUIS tin.

Tu n'est parlez vous francais?My bad,kindly accept my apology ,i assumed everyone knew school girl or school boy french.Its all the excitement about auctions making me have blonde moments.

Office romance can be fun if you have clear boundaries from the beginning.The fear of being caught and the fact that the affair and everything it represents is wrong,just adds to the fun factor!If my boss is available and i was attracted to him and i got the vibes he liked me too,i would definitely make my move in a subtle way,without triggering a sexual harassment case!

Sell Sagamite asap je suis waiting in anticipation!

tkb417:
ok

when is the first marathon exercise?

and as per making joint decisions; its fine. errrm

ill suggest you halt all bidding moves to acquire another stud. I think i can cope with what is required of me

my JD is clear and ill surely be on top of my job. No need for sidekicks

my 2cents

Odunnu and co eat your heart out

tkb417:
Odunnu doesnt tie me to bed posts while we are it

and she never used horsewhips on moi

i hope im not gonna be subjected to torture in the name of 3ex

i go just faint

Dont worry TKB417 ,I treat my subjects well   Moving on,we need to be  making decisions together from now on TKB417 to show Odennu and co that we are tight   , and that we are solvent enough to buy as many people in auction as possible,

Odunnu:
I'm watching from the sidelines.
Playettu, I can and will get violent if I get you flirting with my man again!
I said it initially he isnt on the shelf. Now,be a proper lady and keep bidding for Davidylan.

You can get violent   lol  i wont bid for him as i have bought TKB417 ,He is now mine not yours!TKB417 i hope you are happy to be my possession.Forget Odunnu ,i have more to offer and i am bidding for Davidylan to keep you company!

Jomo-gbomo:
you are currently the highest bidder Ms creamish,

can i get a $5500 or more from anyone?

I bid £6900
Im not a mathematician but i thought  £6900 WAS HIGHER THAN $5000.I must have thunk (sic) wrong  *confused*

tkb417:


where is Odunnu and Yme when you need them

go away, i dont want u again. at the end, its Mr Cork that will follow u  

 Mr Cork     ,well if he is what his name suggests,  !Purchased,please dont leave your purchaser     .*feeling rejected*.I was just testing to make sure i had made a good selection in the auction,obviously i have good taste!I am arranging for your collection please forget all these other people trust me ,you need me  

auctioneer   see what you made me do?Putting a new man on market too soon!

Jomo-gbomo:
****slams hammer***

SOLD!

TKB 417 sold to playette4u at a paltry 160 naira!

    What?No way Jose!I SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.Just because all the ladies have had their ways with him ,reducing his value significantly,you decide to dump him on to me for next to nothing ,in an attempt to boost your auctions cash flow?      

He has lost his appeal,im on to the next one as jay Z aptly put it!Im turning my attention to other subjects = the eye candy  Davidylan who i feel can make a contented existence possible!My bid of £6900 embodies a shameless delight in chocolate,intelligence,charm,  etc

Auctioneer slam that hammer down,i need to hit the town with my new acquisition tonight!

Here lies the cheater,who broke my heart and left me bitter.Hell has no fury like a woman scorned,that is why i smile when i think of what happened to you on that road.Good riddance loser ,thank God you didn't live to tell the tale of how you put me through hell,