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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Virtual PA Needed. by pneumaticos(m): 6:32pm On Apr 15
robinstellar:
🚨 **Hiring: Personal Assistant (PA)**

I’m looking for a sharp, highly organized Personal Assistant to work closely with me across multiple domains: crypto, fintech, investing, and pharmacy (management side, not clinical).

This role is for someone who is:

* Extremely **coordinated and detail-oriented**
* Comfortable working across **fast-paced, multi-industry environments**
* Proactive and able to **think independently**

### What you’ll do:

* Support me in **investment research and tracking**
* Help create **presentations and slides (very important)**
* Assist with **writing, documentation, and communication**
* Manage tasks, schedules, and follow-ups across projects
* Contribute to **systems and automation** (a big plus)

### Requirements:

* Strong skills in slide design (PowerPoint/Google Slides)
* Good writing and communication ability
* Basic understanding of crypto/fintech (or willingness to learn fast)
* Familiarity with tools/automation (Notion, Zapier, etc.) is a plus
* Highly reliable and responsive

Compensation:

₦70,000/month

Location:

(Lagos preferred, but open to remote if you’re exceptional)

If this sounds like you (or someone you know), send a mail to fortiflytrading@gmail.com with:

* A short intro about yourself
* Samples of slides or work you’ve done

Let’s build. 🚀
You will not.find someone you need with enough grey matter to do this day and night for 70k

Bear on mind ,this role doesn't really have a time frame

The person also needs to have some level of knowledge in those Fields listed

Up your budget to 200+300k and use LinkedIn
Not Nl
Nairaland GeneralSeun, This Is Not The Way Ads Are Done by pneumaticos(op): 2:24pm On Apr 14
You don't have big pictures intruding into main text

The ads should be text based while applying to the discussion too

Enough money has been made
This is too intrusive
You are forcing ads like you have a court case and looking for a separate money
Anyone seeing this will know your thought pathern
HealthRe: Life Expectancy By Country: by pneumaticos(m): 7:16pm On Mar 08
Hussein035:
Some people just hate their country for no reason

May father is 78 years
My grandma is 100+

Nigeria
My father died at 93
Bleep the statistics
He married at 46
ProgrammingRe: Any Payment Integration Service by pneumaticos(m): 4:02pm On Mar 07
Crypto
All payment processors require high level documentation

Oy when you intend to take crypto only can you achieve it without documentation
CrimeRe: I Think I Have Just Been Scammed by pneumaticos(m): 5:55pm On Feb 27
sleek214:
You will see it
Hope it's 5400 per one
Not 54k per one

?
BusinessRe: Please I Need Help On How To Start Billboard Advertising Company In Abuja by pneumaticos(m): 7:44pm On Feb 26
How.much are you ready to pay for this information
BusinessRe: What Business Can 20 Million Naira Start Up In Nigeria by pneumaticos(m): 7:33pm On Feb 26
obimiheka:
Greetings everyone..House please kindly advise on a business 20 million naira can start up in Nigeria and the person will be stable two or three years after.
Fintech
As partner

Billboards in different locations across southwest and east
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Whose Living In Ibadan by pneumaticos(m):
By the way..I got one bushy like location with everything in
3 bedroom for 450k

Location is is close to aroro berry ,not far from elepe and eniosa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Whose Living In Ibadan by pneumaticos(m): 8:05pm On Feb 17
Comfortableme:
I am contemplating on moving to Ibadan, so I want to know cheap place to stay and the cost of living.
Here
If you not ready to leave in a bushy location
Though all is safe
Not need coming

Rent are from 1m for 2 bedroom generally in good location

Interior like part of Ibadan goes for 500k for 2 bedroom


Speaking of akaran
Muslim boluwaji
Apete


Other flanks cost as much as 1 million for 2 bedroom

Atleast,for lekki standard type of housing
ProgrammingPython Developer Ibadan by pneumaticos(op): 1:17pm On Feb 15
Looking for a developer with knowledge in front end and backend
Principally a python developer based on Ibadan
We can hook up if you know your salt
HealthRe: Nigeria Isn’t As Bad As You Think — Let Me Explain by pneumaticos(m): 11:47am On Feb 12
casualobserver:
1) your salary for minimum wage work (care workers, warehouse etc) is between £20-30K a year before tax

2) 90-95%

3) the only way to increase your wages is to increase the number of hours you work. However, the Uk is not like Nigeria where they pay you and you sit down idle. They will get every single £ out of you and your body and mental health will feel it plus there is only a certain number of hours you can do in a week. you probably need to work 6 days a week 12 hrs a day to make £35K before tax and you will definitely burn out.
So no hope for me except business
As person wey done cross 40
HealthRe: Nigeria Isn’t As Bad As You Think — Let Me Explain by pneumaticos(m): 8:34am On Feb 12
casualobserver:
what many of you dont realise is many of them are trapped there. many sold everything they had here to japa and while most want to come back, they cant. they have no savings or assets to sell to finance the return home. plus there is the shame of coming back empty.

imagine selling your house, car etc, sometimes the cost of your relocating cost you tens of thousands of pounds.....you said Nigeria was hard but somehow you managed to find that money in Nigeria. You get to London and you find out its not what was sold to you but the worst thing is you are living from hand to mouth and you dont have the means to raise the funds to return home.

thats why they dont come back despite the misery.

you probably need a salary of about £70k to be comfortable and able to save £10k a year with discipline. The typical jobs available to 95% of Nigerian japas pay roughly 1/3rd of that. They are minimum wage jobs that leave you with nothing at the end of the month. The reason those jobs are available is because a citizen on welfare can earn the same by not working and without the stress associated with such jobs. A citizen would rather stay at home than work for that money but you hear 'big" numbers like £25k p.a and you think the citizens are fools for rejecting those jobs? It's not about how much you earn but how much is left. At £25kp.a, after rent, council tax,gas, electricity, travel card, food, etc you would have done well if you are not owing someone talk less having anything left.
Hold

Is the 25k after tax

How.many percent of immigrants are earning this low

I know it should be 3k pounds per month but this 25k is below 3k pounds per month
ProgrammingIntegrate Tatum.io Into A Blochain App by pneumaticos(op): 12:35pm On Feb 10
So
Developing a digital store platform that issues new address for crypto payments to users
Does conversion via Decentralised finance
And send coins to users

Anyone here!?
BusinessI need Contact Of Gantry Or Eye Catcher Fabricator In Ibadan by pneumaticos(op): 1:23pm On Feb 01
In need of one ,as I wanted to have one done
No worries about all registration with appropriate bodies
I just need to know the cost of doing it and possibly do it
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Mum What Her To Marry A Man That’s Driving by pneumaticos(m): 1:17pm On Feb 01
Mo
Danlami223:
Hello great people of nairaland, please I need your advice on this. There is the girl of mine we have been dating for almost 5years now she know all my family even to those one that’s in abroad anytime they call they always ask often if her sometimes she even talk to them.. now my problem is I haven’t talk to any of her family except her sister that stay with her. She have one brother that one is in the UK the guy know both of us are dating but I haven’t speak to him before. Recently I told her how far let me know your mum or dad she said NO because her mum want her to date a man that’s driving but me I don’t have a car. And this year I plan of meeting her parents. Please I need your advice maybe I should continue with this relationship.
If you are outside Lagos and Abuja
Car maintenance in any state outside this two is more expensive than taking care of a wife

Now...then again a woman with a visionary business is can be more expensive than your own business and feeding/clothing

Get to know the family more and what they stand for before going ahead with her
Else
Free them entirely
PoliticsRe: I Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:38pm On Jan 27
Kingray10:
BABA, must you take another loan huh
office stuff, with several things on my neck at same time
PoliticsRe: I Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:36pm On Jan 27
kingbee90:
Don't underrate yourself oh! Some day you'll definitely need a loan urgently to execute a contract, to solve an urgent problem or you may get an opportunity to travel out of the country & they request for your credit score/rating at the embassy.

I never used to give a damn about paying back my online debts when I owed Okash for 2 years until I despirately needed funds to execute a contract.
Na there I see shege. Loan apps all refused to lend me a dime. My church member who is a top banker had already agreed to help me process my loan very fast without any collateral apart from the contract documents. Guess what? Na my credit score come spoil everythinghuh

After that experience, I made sure I payed all my debts & right now, my credit score is so high that I can borrow up to N1m from loan apps effortlessly.

Hope U get now?
how did you do it, was denied a loan of 40 million

i paid them off since 2023 ,
PoliticsRe: I Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:35pm On Jan 27
unclejb2:
Get a letter of non indebtedness and send to the credit bureau
is there a main body for this
PoliticsRe: I Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:34pm On Jan 27
HeatSeeker:
I said this thing yesterday. Did you default on any loan?
Yeah...but all paid with huge interest accrued
PoliticsRe: I Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:33pm On Jan 27
davillian:
let your name be there
it would help u stay away from those stupid loans
not when you are qualified for loans in millions
PoliticsI Paid Off All Loans But Name And Bvn Still With Credit Bureau by pneumaticos(op): 12:53pm On Jan 26
so i paid all loans taken since 2019 since 3 years but i still see my bvn on credit bureau reports and am not able to take new loans
how do i deal with this issues
RomanceRe: I Am Finished. by pneumaticos(m): 5:54pm On Jan 18
always247:
I have been asking him to deliver me from betting, he refuse to listen to me
Are you born again
Of what purpose is your existence
I betted in 2005 during national sport betting but never worn a thing
Then I tried binary options which was actually virtual betting fir several months

The day I realised the betting system is 86% against me
Meaning I have only 14 percent chance of winning a bet compared to 86% of the bookers
I repented...this information can be found online
And that's the reason the bookers can never be poore nor go bankrupt...they can only stop doing the business

If bookers have 86% chance
That means for every 10 games
They have 8.6 percent chance while you have 1.4 percent

Going further there are certain games where the bookers have 9.3 percent chance of get money while you have just 0.7 percent chance

Based on the greed factor of many fools
Bookers will always have the upper hand
I went further and got scared
There are some betting system which the mathematics where done by islrealis
Solving for x will always get you -1 96% of the time, meaning you have no advantage over these systems no.matter how good you are
Think about this
PhonesRe: Airtel Fraudulent Unlimited Data by pneumaticos(m): 12:14pm On Jan 11
Zayttoven:
Bot not allowing me respond
It's about a loan
Sent a message via mail
PhonesRe: Mtn Unlimited 5g Bundle by pneumaticos(m): 9:17pm On Jan 10
Solacemk:
Hi folks.

I was using an MTN 4G router when I received a message from MTN about their new unlimited speed-based bundle. I wanted to subscribe to the bundle, but I'm not eligible. Their agent told me that I need to get a new MTN 5G router for the bundle to work, even though we don't have a 5G network in my area, but he assured me that it would work.

I ordered the router online from the MTN e-shop. It was delivered, but when I went to register the SIM, I found out that MTN had already assigned the number that came with the router to another customer.

I called and even went to their office, but they couldn't help me.

Please, has anyone encountered the same issue? And how can I resolve it?

Secondly, is there any way I can subscribe to the MTN unlimited bundle with a 4G router?

Thanks
Never trust a Nigerian provider to this extent
It's MTN Nigeria
With the several bottle neck faced by businesses in the economy
I can body tell there is nothing like unlimited data usage
PoliticsRe: Bandits Impose ₦50,000 Levy Each On Kano Farmers by pneumaticos(m): 9:14pm On Jan 10
Putindbutt:
But you can't read and understand the white house bandits?. A typical case of mental slavery, white slavery. No one can deliver you.
You have metal damage ,that you can't face the real issue hear
Only to talk about the white house
PhonesRe: Airtel Fraudulent Unlimited Data by pneumaticos(m): 5:23pm On Jan 10
Zayttoven:
Good day. I want reach out to you but your contact isn't here. Can you please oblige me and send a message on WhatsApp.
My contact is on my profile
What questions bro
InvestmentRe: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by pneumaticos(m): 12:06pm On Jan 08
How.much do you spend on fueling and generator repairs
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Threatens To Abandon Pregnant Woman Over N50,000 — Shocking Video(Pix) by pneumaticos(m): 12:33pm On Jan 07
Namaster:
People should ONLY be able to have children AFTER passing a basic COMMONSENSE test.

Clearly, this is NEITHER a first-time nor a one-off occurrence.
The lady KNOWS exactly what to expect and that's why she switched on her camera.

ENTITLEMENTS like this are NURTURED by mowruns who enable the NONSENSE.

The SHEER SHITTINESS of the boy is NOT new.
Yet this girl FHOKED him with ZERO contraceptives and LESSER sense.

Why is a man who is already THREATENING to abandon you and his child UNLESS you send him #50,000 still saved on your phone as "My Love"?!

WHY?!
If NOT stewpidity and MADNESS.

If you're making a fool of yourself because of sex, get yourself a TRACY'S DOG dealdo.

DON'T ruin a child's life because of your horniness.

This is ONE of the reasons I have ZERO pity for Single Mothers.
They KNOW the implications of what they are doing and they do it ANYWAY.

Then they expect EVERYONE to pity them and help them pay for the REPERCUSSIONS of their stewpidity.

MADNESS!
I do tell many that we need a national men orientation programme in Nigeria
The lady in question was brought up too by a dad who is not there for here

The guy was born by a dad who knows nothing about been a man
The problem continues
PoliticsRe: Amotekun Surveillance Drone by pneumaticos(m): 5:28pm On Dec 25, 2025
Why does this look too.much like ai
PhonesRe: Airtel Fraudulent Unlimited Data by pneumaticos(m): 4:13pm On Dec 21, 2025
Achor1111:
When I bought my 5G router, it came with one month unlimited data.
We browse taya.
If you can't tell me how many gig was used
You didn't use unlimited internet

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