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biplify:
Doing Nairaland advert for a while now as a programmer ( web app developer) any idea of which forum to place ads on. Because I placed on business, career, jobs and programming and webmaster no single client 😂😂😂

I saw your card ads too
Like to connect for something i currently need

I would have added bfree.cards
But card alone is 10 USD
Monthly fees of about 2
But quite fast as you don't need kyc issues to spend upto 3000 USD

biplify:
Any idea on which would work for developers ? Tried Facebook doesn’t work, tested instagram doesn’t work. And trying to test Nairaland and TikTok, I no wan dey spam Nairaland 😂

I usually follow trends using the most current thing ..over several WhatsApp groups
The issue is getting into those whatsapp or telegram groups

biplify:
Jesus and I don pay the 20k however these guys never credit my ad account since 3days they keep telling me they would on there WhatsApp and they don’t reply messages. Me self don confuse

There goslow no be here

They will credit you

May take about a week to two weeks some times

The most potent for web design I have seen is Google search and display ads

That gets atleast some results

Ultimate strategy is to be known in several forums
Both local and international
Delivering some sort of value every day

That's how you get some solid projects

Second one is to build apps people are really in need of, or for current trends
Btc apps , dating apps and sell while serving as support

What you heading for on nairaland is some 100-150k projects,you will get tired as this set of people don't know what support is, they buy domains and let it get expired the next year
The niche is overly competitive

Finally, having your own startup offering certain services
..you will have to think deep and build both in harvest and hunger.. especially if you are not making money for now

Another angle is to build in the areas of marketing because every business needs some marketing, meaning people will.be ready to give you money even to test out what you have

Nairalands ads for web design services is more like a local FB ads
They don't converts

4-0
Was the final score

More text are needed here
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Currently watching at adamasigba stadium

More to come

NeoWanZaeed:
Probably you are 12 or 15. This post shows how illogical you are.


No USA support, Israel is dead

Go and defeat them
Or kill them
A nation with citizenship all over Europe
And upto 40 years ahead in plans

You think their results are trial and error abi

Righteousness2:
200million Army cannot defeat ISRAEL.

The Bible says All Nations will come against ISRAEL but will be Defeated.

ISRAEL Strength is not in the IDF or in technology.
It does not make any human sense that a people less than 10million are crushing giants from every quarter.

ISRAEL Strength is THE GOD OF ISRAEL.
So much mysteries and Miracles beyond human imaginations have been reported throughout these wars.
The Ayotollahs had to Scream that ISRAEL was making use of Powers beyond the Ordinary.

ISRAEL Strength is in Having the right Godly Leadership that is against these abominations that are all over the nations.
That is what Benjamin Netanyahu represent.
Right from the Bible days When they are ruled by Godly leadership they Prosper and Conquer.

If they had they guy who was there for 3months , who was a Joe Biden like confused Prime minister who was in support of LGBT etc, they would have been defeated.
Netanyahu is Righteous King and A Huge Majority of ISRAEL are with him, and so GOD ALMIGHTY, the righteous GOD of ISRAEL is with them.

As human they can be defeated

Which makes there wins devine

I had said 200 million
You should know where that records comes from

DomPerignon:
After Trump leaves office and the boomer generation dies out, there isn't going to be any tolerance for any politician or party that brazenly grovels at Israel.

This will happen within the next 3-4ys when America comes out of an impendmg civil war , that may either remake or break America.

After America reforms itself and decouples from Israel or is weakened by a major civil war that it will end up looking like the Balkans, who is going to back that rogue state. British ? Too weak. EU? They hate everything that is real stands for. Russia? They have been at war with Jews since 1914. China? Those godless heathens do not subscribe to any of the Abrahamic faiths and so can't be fooled of Jewish chosenness.

Its over for is real and the much talked about Jewish century that began in the 20th century is long overdue.

Israel is a mad dog and no one fears a mad dog.

Isreal has better plan than this

Kanixt:
So, you mean northern Nigeria can't take out Israel. ? They were ready to go, but bokoboys giving them their medicine on daily basis.

The north has nothing

So which nation has the logistics to do this

I smell china , because Israeli will do something to china some day that will cause china to raise such an army
That battle is already on records
But no one knows when this will happen

emitheo:
Drive daily user enrollment onto the AMBS TV platform (minimum of 10 per day).
What does this mean? Does it mean the Onboarding Specialist will source for the users to onboard? Kindly provide clarification for this.

They are saying, the onboarder is responsible for the marketing whichever way the person can do it including shouldering the marketing cost

The salary is a trick... because if you cannot look for the clients which may have to pay them first , you will not be paid

It also means they do not have their process to get clients themselves..they rely on you to do the work

Sirchiboy:
I have this girl and we have sex every blessed day,
I mean steady raw sex and I release inside her everday.
She used pt2 to block it after sex.
I plan to marry her and I am afraid if the pt2 will affect her.
She is a student and we live together.
My sex urge is so high that i dont allow her to rest.
Every opportunity na to remove the rod and pour inside of her.

By the time...you are done with this

You will be over 40 and regretting this days

Make hay when you have the energy...the girl in question know no jack as both you
The consequences of your actions is coming

Dogalmighty17:
Israel is proudly carrying on with genocide. Let them continue. At least the world will rest from their endless cries of victimhood. They have become modern day Nazis.

But the leaders in hamas are saying if they had the chance to carry out Oct 7 or a deadlier attack on Israel again
They would do it
Hamas is ready to commit the real genocide in Israel
Why should Israel spear them

Nnamdipapa:
Ok, today I was out to do an oil change and decided to branch by my favorite Afghani store where I usually buy provisions when in the vicinity. Now, I came across an organic crate of egg for $16.99, 30 medium sized eggs in a crate.
Now, I remembered I spoke with a friend in Lagos last week who priced a similar crate of egg at 6000Naira, Yes ! you heard me right! 6000Naira! Folks in Nigeria do not know how good they have it Living in Nigeria so next time you complain about Nigeria, remember a fresh organic crate of egg goes for N6000 and things are way cheaper in Nigeria compared to the western countries.

So, there is something that should make one happy living in Nigeria
I am waiting on pins and needles for the minimum wage crew.

Organic is different from farmed
Here we have modified eggs
And several people don't earn 12 or 25 USD per hour
Not are able to take two jobs

Nice breakdown of cheap schools. Oduduwa and Obong dey always show. I even use ProCerts AI once to check expenses, just made the thing clearer for me.

healthkknatural:
Hello I need Help ,Is anyone a Present Student of National Open University of Nigeria here on Nairaland ..Or does anyone knows much about it .

Actually I need to know the Tuition fees for studying Computer Science ,I have Visited there Website I Could find Present Cost .

Someone I knew was given me a figure and asked that I should pay into his account and he would help me pay through Remita.

My Brother went to the School Yesterday to his Student Registration Form .

He wasn't Given the Fees.

I need the Total Fees .

Of you are a Present Students Can you Please Help?

For new undergraduate students, the compulsory semester fees are around ₦55,500, which covers things like registration, matriculation, JAMB regularisation etc , you can also chat with ProCerts AI to get the most current information, by the way you didn't state if you where an undergraduate or graduate student

Tohsynetita1:
Security be issue o, if you want to help your community, you should go for business that will not really be prone to insecurity damages.
Kidnap is now very rampant in Nigeria

The Chinese took 33k hectare or probably the governor sold!
Itosi river connecting Ogun river and it's areas are taken...so security wise
This places has some level of safety..the communities around this areas are not sleeping too

I see this oyo stretching to Ogun as been the basket of the south under 5 years ..if everything security can be solved

petchab:
I appreciate the insight, given everything I have read and researched so far; agriculture might just be the way. I am looking to provide opportunities in my small way to a city where I grew up and am a native. Profitability isn't an immediate aim, at least in the first 5 years. The Akinyele axis looks attractive to me, but again have no idea what the state of security in the area currently is or will be in the future.

Akinyele extends into the ijaye farm settlement,
Ijaye itself still has lots of lands
Hundreds of hectare between ijaye and iroko
You maybe lucky to find some good spaces
Wishing you the best

petchab:
Hello everyone,

I'm currently exploring opportunities to invest ₦55 million (Nigerian Naira) into a solid and scalable business venture, specifically within Ibadan city. My decision is firm on focusing only on Ibadan due to its growing economy, vibrant population, and unique market dynamics.

I’m particularly interested in hearing from people who know Ibadan well — whether you’re a resident, an entrepreneur, or someone who has done business in the city. What sectors or types of businesses do you believe have high growth potential or are currently underserved in Ibadan?

Some questions to guide your suggestions:

What businesses are thriving or emerging in Ibadan right now?

Are there untapped markets or growing trends in the city?

Would you recommend real estate, agriculture, hospitality, retail, tech, manufacturing, or something else entirely?

What are the risks and advantages of your suggested business idea?

I’m open to both traditional and innovative business models, as long as they’re practical and grounded in the reality of Ibadan’s economy and demographics.

Looking forward to your ideas and local wisdom. Thanks in advance!

55 million looks big but then, this is Nigeria
that's just 35 k USD

First one..have it in mind that you will be spending in USD ..it's a pure truth

This cannot cover for a retail store in Ibadan for now...if you wish to compete with those in the city

In major areas...

akala express to challenge

Challenge to dugbe..
Dugbe spreading to mokola, bodija and basorun..then to akobo are places where you have the middle class or people with ready money to buy

Store rental will definitely take almost 10 million In those axis
Before the actual setup

It can work if you focus on probably supply of a single item...or some raw food stuff

As for tech..it won't do..I am in it...except a startup which you are already working on and has some traction

Plantation can work..but the number of years to wait is another

Ii see advantages in plantation farming and cassava...
Hold..my personal family is on the ijaye farm settlement with over 300 acres
There maybe losses ...but just a little care can still turn in profit on cassava
I don't know who the next governor will be..but the current guy has done a lot on security

Maize farming is a no...a family member just lost an acre to cows as the government guys where after some Fulani...with their cows running over the farm as they ran

Secondly I have been monitoring the weather for several years..it's doing lots of bad stuff to maize farming

Beans , soya beans ,watermelon, does well too along the ijaye farm settlement


Generally Ibadan is good for anything agric as you have both land .can buy.cheaply and support institute and industry to work with

You may have to go far outside Ibadan to places like like the oke Ogun axis if you wish to acquire land cheaply for your farm...or stay within 20-45 kilometres if you wish to do some real estate stuff

Most of the land available about upto 45 kilometres from Ibadan has been taken by the real estate guys or the government


It's great you looking at this city for your next investment

Israel5:
Please (even though I know my appeal with fall on deaf ears too numerous to count in this forum), approach this issue with logic and without prejudice to the people involved.

My wife and I are duly blessed with a son who is in his basic 5 now. Also, we decided to get the daughter of one of my cousin to stay with us. She is one of 7 children. So I wanted to help raise a CHIMAMANDA.

As my rule, every child of same age under my room attends the same school and calls us Dad & Mum. The school part didn't quite seat well with my wife, who had a different opinion, but I prevailed anyway. Because na me dey pay school fees.

The girl is a year older than my son, but due to the level of education at the village before she came over, we made her be in the same class as my son. She met my son in primary 2. Now they are both in basic 5.

A shocker happened: This girl keeps coming up in the class, while my son keeps running away from the top. We've tried extra lessons, even tried changing schools. Now it looks as if the girl is better suited for school than my boy. She reads, spells and memorizes things too marvellous. I bought a dictionary cos of that.

I even buy gifts for her (for coming top) more than I do for my boy, to make him sit up, but my pikin nor send me o. Guy use cry & Woman power make me buy am bicycle. 😁

I would think he's being a spoilt boy, who believes daddy & mommy is there, I don't really know. But I am hopeful.

Now, my major issue is my heavily pregnant wife. She wants the girl to be changed/enrolled at a different school. In her defence, she wants her to be available to help her take care of things. The kid's school close by 3pm. She suggest government school that close earlier. I see sense in what she said but I feel like I'll be unfair to this young girl.

When I tried to have a healthy debate on the idea. Na so madam start to dey talk plenty tins wey I nor fit type.
I have accepted to do her wish from September for peace.

Please, do you see another way I could avoid problems?

Is she right to have asked that I changed the girl's school just because she needs help around the house & her business?

I experienced this In life as a child
As I didn't leave with parents

There are several advantages and disadvantages
You need to weigh before taking more action
Advantages and disadvantages that could even affect your son


But matter too long, I would it via a call

One thing though

Your son is just too young to be judge by educational performance for now

The girl is just to young to be used for what madam wants....
Madam is setting you up for what can take you another 10 years of regrets...sex and wify won't matter in those days
because that will backfire...
not even in your primes...it could come when you hitting 65 towards

That little girl maybe all your son needs for a phase of growth in hes life ... because that time will come

The little girl except help by God will go down educationally because of madam..this is gauranteed...so watch the woman
That you making money and paying the bills now dosnt means you won't face finacial challenges

When those times comes...the first person to take some hit will be the little girl by reason of madams advice.. prepare on how to handle that

You can suffer for this little girl ,but your madam can turn your suffering to sorrows ,
while the little guy still gets to disappoint you big time

That's 3ripple suffering ...if you can't bear it..look for a different system to help the little girl

Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.

Tell her you really don't like it,
And you don't enjoy it

Help yourself buy getting enough water to wash your mouth as you doing it because she may still insist

Make her clean up very well before you do it..not just anyhow...sometimes..for a new marriage..you face some roller coaster before things settle down

Example...I forced her into 2-3 times per week

Though she insisted it must be once,
Then some weeks it's just once

Now it's been 3 weeks since I did that last one because naija man..self no get time
Even prick no rise as a result of business problems
While your body or her body can always be hot..times they come wet ona no go get time
Endure for some time bro
It will.pass

Sagefromtheeast:
So when you see those disturbing her,what do you do?
Just curious

Actually none never seen one
There are rules to marriage
Not just love

Still available , this is very cheap for residential houses

mediamagic:
if remote you can contact me on Whatsapp o9158876438

Onsite only
We currently don't have any remote role

Sonnobax15:

Was chatting on Whatsapp just two days ago when my banny walked in and asked me who I was chatting with, cuz the way I focused on my phone wasn't it at all.....she tried to collect the phone from me but I refused and the next thing,she kept malice with me all through the rest of that day . But I no really send her papa

I knew hell would have been let lose if I had given her the phone cuz what I was doing at that moment was very close to cheating even tho I was only kinda playing around

She tried to claim right,that I was hiding something away from her by not giving her my phone to see who I was chatting with,but I held my ground . Then I asked her,have I ever checked or asked to check your phone before,even tho I know you will never be innocent? . She couldn't give me a reply....and that was what brought calmness upon her nerves.

Op,the truth is that, checking each other's phones especially couples or would-be couples is a nice thing,but it's only advisable to those who have strong hearts

For real

My wife knows my banking pass and I know her own too

Infact we use same.pass on phone

She sees all the people calling me.for money
Including the amount sent to them
But I no get escaped
Some time she dey vex
But she met me doing father Christmas

So she no get choice because I dey settle her own too

But some times I check her phone too
Like maybe once every month to see those disturbing her and the status of her business

I seriously don't know why husband and wife can't access each others phone

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From the phone settings of 14 pro
I think it's a cheap phone too considering it's a Xiaomi

yommen:
You don't seem to know the difference in price of both phones. 14c is a cheap phone na. Wifey still bought 4gig 128gig for her last week for N130k last week. 14 pro can't be less than N400k.

@OP, na who dey look for cheap phone dey buy 14c na. You now expect it to give you topnotch performance? Story.

Buy 14 pro then
Better quality in pictures, battery and what not

Ushame:
I need a working one. My friend installed it for me bt deposit is not working. He is not reachable for some days now and i really need it for experimental project.


If you can help me resolve this, please let's talk

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