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You don't give what you don't have, they own the five above you mention

Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in
front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw a huge wall
of clocks behind her.
She asked "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered: "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh,"
said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. _The hands have never
moved, indicating that he never told a lie."_
"Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. _The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies
in his entire life."_
"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked
Stella.
_"Obasanjo's clock is in Angel Gabriel's office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan, it's rotating with high speed:
What of Lai Mohammed's?:
His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a helicopter
rotor for its incredible speed!!

For the first time you came into power, I say thank you for this wonderful speech and courage for saying this to our Africa brothers. With this I score you 90 summit

Please don't try to ask this stupid question again, next time if you want to ask, ask of sun light or moon light not this rope hung on stick that people are biginning to dry their clothes

They should send this Nigeria guy home with stainless steel medal to face FG not fellow boxers beacuse that guy was not there when you vote for change

Nothing to say but hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

That will be the last thing efcc will do arrest Him in ph or are they trying to tell us they don't right to arrest him in lagos again


Efcc when did you guys become whistle blower in this country?

Na quarrel, must you have to punch him hard like that or was it the one who tell d federal govr not to pay you?

Na lik dis una wan tak lead us?

Dr. Tunji Abayomi, can you please do some part of Nigeria a Favour, keep your mouth shot,what stop you for telling the poblic before election so that they. Can take their stand for whom to vote for, why are you wailing now?

May theire soul rest in peace.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kenyan/Nigerians law makers with foreign woman are 5$6

My only question to ask is, are efcc no longer in this country again or they went for special training outside the shore of this country?

It took PDP 16 years to make a
dollar =
N197,
but it took APC just 1 year to
make a
dollar N400.b
It took PDP 16 years to destroy
Nigeria,
but it took APC just 1 year to
massacre,
dismantle, kill and bury Nigeria.
it took PDP 16 years to make
fuel price
N87 per litre, but it took APC 1yr
to make
fuel N145 per litre.
It took PDP 16 years to make
Nigeria corrupt,
but it took APC just 1 year to
make
Nigeria Fantastically corrupt.
It took PDP 16 years to keep the
price of
rice at N7,000 per bag,
but took APC 1 year to project it
to N18,000 per bag.
It took Jonathan 5yrs to travel
to 15
countries,
but it took Pa Buhari 1 year to
travel to 30
countries.
It took PDP 16years to apply
resounding economic policies
that made banks grow,
but took APC 1 year to apply
policies
which made banks to sack more
staff.
And you want Nigerians to called him sweet name like, angel, saint, saviour, honey, man of integrity, wonderful, brave one, author of peace etc, my brother you lied
The worst administration of PDP
is far
better than the best of APC!
FACTS!

ibhagab how much were you paid for this lied Or do you think all this your nonsense wiil work this time again?

Thank God this came out from the north, I don't care if the wailler if it is from PDP, APC etc all I know is from the north

Sir this inconlusive of election is no longer new to the good people of Nigerians ever since apc came into power

See matter oh

I no dey for dis one oh

Not all Nigerians but my brother from the brown roof and the trekker will benefit from padding brouhaha

You people should leave this woman once please

Please sell this guy better than embarassing him in from of his family, you met in chelseafc you sold him now in machester united you are sill doing this to him. Mourinho if you don't respect man at least feaar God for given him the side of body he has, after all, the guy you used to change him is just 3 inches different in height, this was the reason chelseafc player came against you by look down on everybody around you. I give you 14 months the enemies you will have in man united it will be more than what chelseafc, real madrid and inter miland put together

Please sell this guy better than embarassing him in from of his family, you met in chelseafc you sold him now in machester united you are sill doing this to him. Mourinho if you don't respect man at least feaar God for given him the side of body he has, after all, the guy you used to change him is just 3 inches different in height

It depend on the size and population of the branch, like where I worship Shekianh mega parish church was open all through the week

It make sense, I hope the guy is with lighter?

Scun, Show us the pictures of the military and the militants before I belive you most appear in both the military and the militants picture not a mix pix or fotoshot

Amen

It is well with PDP

Father mbaka your next topic in church will be, Jonahtan why Dogara and co padding the budget

House of confusion, the house that divided against itself will not stand

Thank God the budget paddier are not from the other party, only God know what would have happened to this country by now